History Funny / Team8

-->'''Hinata''': At the academy, the doctor who came in…he told me that the first time[[hottip:*:a ninja kills someone in battle]] is usually [[ItGetsEasier the hardest]].\\

'''Naruto''': ''({{FaceFault}}s into the river)''\\

-->'''Shino''': I am not stupid, Naruto. ''(counting off his points on his fingers)'' You have a chakra capacity exceeding that of most jonin, even thought you have just become a genin. You can master highly chakra-intensive techniques with far more ease than you can master less demanding ones, suggesting that your chakra capacity is literally filled to overflowing most of the time. Even the most forthcoming adults of Konoha are strangely unwilling to discuss the reasons why you are shunned by most. There are no physical relics from the nine-tailed fox, even though our history texts state that it was slain by the Fourth Hokage. Your physical stamina is superhuman and you recover from minor injuries at a rate unprecedented for someone not under a physician's care. Your birth date is a matter of public record, as are the unusual birthmarks on your face. And finally, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when we spar, I can have half my colony feed off of your chakra until they are replete and you do not even notice]]. ''(to Naruto)'' I am neither stupid nor unobservant.\\

* [[spoiler: "'The Kyuubi"']] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin "to his face".

-->* [[spoiler: The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin "to his face".

* [[spoiler: The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin ""to his face"'.

* [[spoiler: The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin "'to his face"'.

* [[spoiler: The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin "to his face".

* [[spoiler: The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin.

* [[The Kyuubi]] calling Jiraiya a frustrated old virgin.

* YourMileageMayVary, but Shino and then Kurenai [[spoiler:finding [[SleepCute Hinata sleeping on Naruto's shoulder]]]] waiting for the mission to begin and the realization that [[TheStoic Shino]] is [[TheQuietOne probably]] [[ShipperOnDeck laughing about it]]. Also a [[MoeCouplet Crowning Moment Of Cute]].

* Tsunade attempts to drive of Jiraya and Hinata by making a counter-offer for her to return to the village and become Hokage: [[spoiler:Hinata takes up apprenticeship (read: indentured servitude) for Tsunade for 6 months]]. She thinks no one will go for it. [[spoiler:Hinata accepts immediately]].

-->'''Lee:''': Oh, Naruto, you sound so bitter. Surely the Power of Youth has not left you forlorn?\\
'''Naruto:''': One of these days that stuff's going to make sense to me, and then I'll know I'm in trouble.

-->'''Lee:'''"Oh, Naruto, you sound so bitter. Surely the Power of Youth has not left you forlorn?"\\
'''Naruto:'''"One of these days that stuff's going to make sense to me, and then I'll know I'm in trouble."

'''Hinata''': ''(hands shaking)'' Did he really say that?\\

-->'''Shino''': I am not stupid, Naruto. ''(counting off his points on his fingers)'' You have a chakra capacity exceeding that of most jonin, even thought you have just become a genin. You can master highly chakra-intensive techniques with far more ease than you can master less demanding ones, suggesting that your chakra capacity is literally filled to overflowing most of the time. Even the most forthcoming adults of Konoha are strangely unwilling to discuss the reasons why you are shunned by most. There are no physical relics from the nine-tailed fox, even though our history texts state that it was slain by the Fourth Hokage. Your physical stamina is superhuman and you recover from minor injuries at a rate unprecedented for someone not under a physician's care. Your birth date is a matter of public record, as are the unusual birthmarks on your face. And finally, when we spar, I can have half my colony feed off of your chakra until they are replete and you do not even notice. ''(to Naruto)'' I am neither stupid nor unobservant.\\

-->'''Tsunade''': ''(thinking)'' [[OhCrap Oh,]] ''[[OhCrap hell]]''[[OhCrap ..]].

-->'''Tsunade''': ''(thinking)'' [[OhCrap Oh, hell...]]

* Even if Naruto's not laughing about it, the mental image of one of his Kage Bunshins stumbling across the Sand Sibs in the Forest of Death and choosing to go out by [[spoiler:giving Gaara a noogie]].

* Chapter 4. Naruto pranks Kurenai so hard she temporarily ''flips out''.