History Funny / TalesOfZestiria

* ''[[TokenMiniMoe Edna]]'' scaring away that Minotaur...and then it turns out he's the trial. [[LittleMissSnarker Edna]] is not impressed by that.

* Our heroes' unwavering referral to the game's main villain as "Kittybeard."

* Our heroes unwavering referral to the game's main villain as "Kittybeard."

--> This is ([[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud WHOOSH]]) proof that you've attained ([[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud NEEEAAAROOOOMMM]]) maximum speed with the ([[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud BEEEOOOWWWWWWWW]]) Windstepping talent.

* Edna's dying remark [[spoiler:if you lose to Rose and Zaveid on the Ladylake Bridge sidequest]]:

--> '''Lailah:''' "You see, because canvas is an area used for art and-"

--> '''[[{{Troll}} Edna]]:''' We're ghoooooooooooosts.
--> '''Rose:''' Aghhhhhhhhhh! *'''smacks Sorey across the room'''*

--> '''Zaveid:''' But me!

* One of the Discovery skits involves Rose and Sorey finding a beautiful rainbow coloured butterfly. Rose calls Dezel over to ask him what kind of butterfly it is, and Dezel replies he doesn't know. Rose then admit that collectors will pay loads of cash for butterflies, so she's going to catch it anyway just in case. Dezel immediately backtracks, claiming he just realized it's a type of moth called a "shaymonurose", which won't be worth anything. While Rose sadly leaves the butterfly alone, Sorey starts sounding out the "name" and just as he puts two and two together, Dezel immediately tells him to shut it.[[note]]For those who still don't get it, the name, read slowly, is "Shame On You, Rose".[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhyJ-xEZLE&t=250 Sorey and Rose pretending to be a married couple]] so they can get Sorey past Sergei and into the City of the Craftsman Lastonbell. It's not the fact that they have to pretend to be romantically involved that makes it utterly hilarious, but the fact that Sorey is ''so terrible at lying'' that the Seraph literally have to puppet him so that he at least he's ''doing'' something. Sorey is completely stiff and the worst actor in existence (while trying to deal with the Seraph's harsh puppeteering), Lailah is feeding him lines, Edna has to slowly lead his hand to rest on Rose's hand, Mikleo constantly looks like he wants to bash his head against a wall, Dezel nearly chokes Sorey trying to get him to bow, and Rose is so confused and awkward and has to roll with the complete mess happening next to her while pretending Sorey is doing all of this by himself.

-->'''Edna''': If you want to make amends, then dance the Squirrelly-squirrelly Dance. The fluffy version, that is.
-->'''Alisha''': Squirrelly-squirrelly Dance!? And the fluffy version to the boot??
-->'''Alisha''': I understand, Lady Edna! Please give me your guidance for the Squirrelly-squirrelly Dance, fluffy addition!
-->'''Edna''': I am a harsh mistress, I have you know.
-->'''Alisha''': Exactly as I wish, milady!

-->'''Edna''': Less complaining, more working.
-->'''Zaveid''': If you don't hurry up, even [[BlatantLies a nice man such as myself]] will no longer stand for it.
-->'''Sorey''': Yeah, that's right, Mikleo!
-->'''Rose''': That's right, that's right!
-->'''Mikleo''': Oh for crying out loud! If you really want to eat it that much, then why don't you all just make it yourselves!?

-->'''Lailah''': Sir Armajirou... Where art thou now....

* Pun master Lailah strikes again! Lailah says "What did the cat in the bird mask say? ...''Me-Owl!''" Dezel turns away in a disdainful way, while everyone else facepalms a little at Lailah. Then, Rose goes over and reveals that Dezel's actually turned away because he's [[NotSoAboveItAll laughing too much]] at Lailah's pun.

-->'''Sorey''': Is this what you mean?
-->'''Zaveid''': That's right but that's wrong!

* One of Sorey and Rose's tandem battle quotes is a short posing session where the two brag about how no enemy can stand before them. Once Zaveid joins the party, he tends to interrupt this skit by literally standing in front of them.

** Another has Alisha ask the party about their adventure after she left. She was warned that the story is rather convoluted. She goes and ask Lailah. Of course, Lailah, being [[CloudCockoolander Lailah]], talks about the word "convoluted".

** The party walks into the shrine... and find a Minotaur standing with it's back to them. The group reacts pretty [[DidntSeeThatComing much how you'd expect.]]

** The party walks into the shrine...[[UnusualInterestingSight and find a Minotaur standing with it's back to them]]. The group reacts pretty [[DidntSeeThatComing much how you'd expect.]]

--> '''[[CloudCuckooLander Lailah]]:''' Three strikes and you're out! Whoops, wrong bat.