History Funny / SuperMarioBros

** He does it again in ''Mario Super Sluggers''. Most character introductions show them boasting or preparing to hit the ball. Waluigi enters, shouting WAAAAAALUIGI and preparing to hit the ball, only to realize he is facing the player. He makes a "I meant to do that" gesture [[BreakingTheFourthWall to the player]] and switches to the right side.

-->'''Bowser:''' NO! Remember your blood sugar Bowser. Ok, now go wash your hands...

-->'''Lakitu:''' You… '''''You WHAT?!''''' Oh my! I shouldn't have asked…

* When revealing Doug Bowser as the new president of Nintendo at E3 2019, ''Mario's'' Bowser strolls up to Yoshiaki Koizumi and attempts to do the Regginator's old job, only for Doug to tell him that this isn't the case. An embarrassed Bowser walks off the screen, directed in the proper direction by the two.

*** This actually became a [[MemeticMutation meme]]. [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bowser-block Just look!]]

--> Kamek: '''''[[OhCrap OH MY!!]]'''''

* ''Funny/SuperMarioWorld''

* For a time, Gamestop did a publicity stunt where it called customers and left messages of Charles Martinet doing his Mario voice, plugging the release of a new Mario game. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Snprp2QOhA Here is just one example.]] (also crosses over into CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming for the fans who got the message)

* In the UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch port of ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU'', reaching Princess Peach as Peachette will have her react in confusion.

* In the later ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' titles, games played in 2-on-2 Team Mode started getting "team names" handed to them depending on which characters were in the team. While some of them were predictable for obvious character combinations (like Luigi and Yoshi being called "Green Machines"), sticking together any really ''weird'' combination of characters results in weird and often hilarious team names:
** Daisy and Waluigi: Awkward Date
** Wario and Toadette: Secret Friends
** Birdo and Blooper: What The [[UnusualEuphemism Bloop]]
** A lot of teams with Dry Bones qualify. Teaming with Mario makes BBQ Ribs, Luigi makes [[OcularGushers Cry Bones]], Wario or Waluigi leads to bonehead/numbskull comments, and Daisy leads to the darkly apt Daisy Pushers.
** Then there's Dry Bones and Hammer Brother: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy What-The-Deuce]].
** [[RefugeInAudacity None of them can compare]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar to the combination of]] Dry Bones and Birdo: [[ADateWithRosiePalms Bone Chokers]].

-->'''Luigi:''' Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me where I am?\\

* When Daisy introduces Mario and Luigi to her father, who's currently a de-evolved giant fungus, Luigi treats the conversation as perfectly normal and thanks him for his help.

* Luigi is adorably tongue-tied in talking to Daisy for the first time.

--> '''Walky-Talky''': Sir, the Goombas are dancing again!

'''Luigi:''' ''({{Dope Slap}}s Mario and mocking him)'' Na na na na na!\\

* When Luigi first meets Daisy, he tries to talk to her but just ends up saying dumb things. Even drifting off into tangents.
-->'''Mario:''' What my brother is trying to say, is he doesn't know what to say. Doesn't even know how to begin.

'''Mario:''' But you ''meant'' the tunnel! [[SarcasmMode Go on, pick a direction! Any direction you like!]]\\
'''Luigi:''' ''(hits Mario's head and mocking him)'' Na na na na na!\\

* Mario and Luigi having their mugshots taken. Yhe police station is set up incredibly creepily (the suspects are kept in cages suspended from the ceiling, among other things) and Mario and Luigi are forcibly brought into a room, stood against the wall, and the cameras look like guns aimed at them. When the mug shot comes out, both look absolutely terrified.

''Funny/PaperMario'', ''Funny/SuperMarioRPG'', ''Funny/MarioAndLuigi'', ''Funny/SuperMarioGalaxy'', ''Funny/SuperMarioGalaxy2'', ''Funny/SuperMarioOdyssey'', and [[Funny/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow all]] [[Funny/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 three]] [[Funny/SuperMarioWorld cartoons]] have their own pages.

** ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU'' and ''VideoGame/NewSuperLuigiU'' up the ante by having Mario (unless it's the latter game), Luigi, and both Toads ''with'' Princess Peach. Bowser's fleet flies overhead, and a giant claw emerges out of his airship, and he proceeds to... [[EvenEvilHasStandards politely move Peach's chair out of the way]] before pounding the heroes, picking them up, and throwing them like a baseball into the ''very tree'' barring [[NiceJobFixingItVillain the very Super Acorns that lead to his inevitable demise]].

* Mario and Luigi having their mugshots taken.

** To elaborate, the police station is set up incredibly creepily (the suspects are kept in cages suspended from the ceiling, among other things) and Mario and Luigi are forcibly brought into a room, stood against the wall, and have a mysterious light shined on them while they panic. When the mug shot comes out, both look absolutely terrified.

''Funny/PaperMario'', ''Funny/SuperMarioRPG'', ''Funny/MarioAndLuigi'', ''Funny/SuperMarioGalaxy'', ''Funny/SuperMarioOdyssey'', and [[Funny/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow all]] [[Funny/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 three]] [[Funny/SuperMarioWorld cartoons]] have their own pages.

* From ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'':
--> '''Bowser:''' "''My Powers... gone... My Empire... shrinking... [-[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking My huge cake... never got a slice...]]-]''"
** In some Yoshi missions, it's possible to bring a Smeech enemy all the way to the end. When collecting the Power Star, [[http://78.media.tumblr.com/c186522353881bd7a220b626eb7f90e4/tumblr_o7jo8ttgQw1rrftcdo1_400.gif the Smeech will still be stuck to Yoshi's lips, utterly ruining the moment.]]
** While collecting a Grand Star as Yoshi, the animation shows him struggling to catch up to Mario in order to pose with him.
** Mario's reaction to using his first Launch Star of the game.
** There is a Gearmo in Chompworks Galaxy who apparently gets kicks out of being hit by Chomps, with one of the Gearmos lampshading the oddity by openly wondering what the heck his companion is doing.
--->'''Gearmo''': BRING IT ON! Gimme your worst

''Funny/PaperMario'', ''Funny/SuperMarioRPG'', ''Funny/MarioAndLuigi'', ''Funny/SuperMarioOdyssey'', and [[Funny/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow all]] [[Funny/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3 three]] [[Funny/SuperMarioWorld cartoons]] have their own pages.

* The Gearmos in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' and its [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2 sequel]]. Special mention goes to the one at the end of the first game's Battlerock Galaxy's purple coin mission, particularly if you get absolutely ZERO purple coins:
-->'''Gearmo''': You got zero. ZERO PURPLE COINS! [[LampshadeHanging Tell me you're doing that on purpose!]] [[ViewerGenderConfusion This old iron lady]] isn't amused.
** Then it says "See you later!", [[HaveANiceDeath and the player dies for no reason]].
*** Then there's the one at the end of the purple coin mission in Dreadnought Galaxy:
-->'''Gearmo''': Zero? ZEEEERO? Not even a single Purple Coin? You must have done that on purpose! That might impress some, but this old bag of bolts doesn't take kindly to that kind of stunt.
** Similarly, there's also one in the Buoy Base Galaxy that gets mad when you break the floating fortress' weight:
-->'''Gearmo''': [[WhatTheHellPlayer You destroyed the weight! So you just go around breaking stuff, eh?! You think that's OK? Breaking stuff?]]
** There's also the Gearmo from the Chompworks Galaxy second mission (Spring into the Chompworks) in the second game, who is repeatedly hit by rolling Chomps:
-->'''Gearmo''': BRING IT ON! Gimme your worst!
** Playing as Luigi in the [[NewGamePlus New Game Plus]] gives a few gems:
*** During the Mario playthrough, you can find Luigi and rescue him in various places. The only adjustment the New Game + makes however is that the "found" Luigi refers to the player Luigi as "me". Because of this, there's a hilarious exchange in the Battlerock Galaxy:
---> '''Found!Luigi''': I thought I was going to go crazy in there! Thanks for the rescue, me!
*** He also takes the idea of a clone of himself surprisingly well.
---> '''Found!Luigi''': Are you me? Well, I guess there's enough people in the universe for one person to look like me...
*** Luigi will also receive letters from Princess Peach the same as Mario did, only they aren't changed at all. This doesn't go un-noticed by the Mailtoad:
--->'''Mailtoad''': Huh? It's addressed to Mario... [[ButtMonkey Don't be upset Luigi, hang in there!]]

* ''Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga''[='=]s character Fawful, a walking, talking parody of {{Blind Idiot Translation}}s:
-->'''Fawful''': I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is called Fawful. I am here, laughing at you. If you are giving us the chase, then you are idiots of foolishness!...
** One of the funniest scenes in ''Superstar Saga'' was his "comeback speech" with Peasley:
-->'''Fawful''': "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
-->'''Peasley''': *slashes Fawful* "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is comeback-upon!"
-->'''Fawful''': *shocks Peasley* "I HAVE FURY!! In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
** Also "Your demise will be Cackletta's Bread! And this battle will be the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your DOOM!
** He's the BigBad in ''Bowser's Inside Story''. Seeing him singing the Scooby Doo theme while he's looking for the Dark Star is simply priceless, but he has dozens of hilarious moments. "I HAVE SUCTION" is the best line any evil villain will ever say before draining the evil power from an ArtifactOfDoom.
-->'''Fawful''': Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?! ♪Dark Star, needing you!♪
** His calling Bowser "the king of stupid" -- though Bowser certainly does make some incredibly stupid decisions throughout most of the game...
** Bowser himself gets one where he gets hit by a train and crashed through several boulders. Through sheer brute strength, he very nearly stops the thing... Until he trips over a pebble. The last thing he says before he gets crushed?
-->'''Bowser''': ...Doh.
** The scene where the Mario Bros. fix Bowser's back qualifies. Toadsworth invites Toadbert to have a cup of tea as the impulse triggered by the Bros. is going to work its slooooow magic. After they constantly rub it in the player's face, the message "[[AntiPoopSocking Why not put the DS system down and take a short tea break?]]" pops up and the player is supposed to simply wait until the alarm rings. Unless they have a code.
** You've also got the mind-controlled Hammer Bros. in ''Partners In Time'', which ''speak in leet''.
--->WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY.
*** After you beat them...
--->'''Hammer Bro:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Seriously, who talks like that!?]]''

** In some Yoshi missions, it's possible to bring a Smeech enemy all the way to the end. When collecting the Power Star, the Smeech will still be stuck to Yoshi's lips, utterly ruining the moment.

** From [[https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/9350/en Super Mario's Relaking Life]] set:

* For a time, Gamestop did a publicity stunt where it called customers and left messages of Charles Martinet doing his Mario voice, plugging the release of a new Mario game. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Snprp2QOhA Here is just one example.]]

-->'''Waluigi:''' [[WackyRaces Drat]]! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder!

** ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU'' and ''VideoGame/NewSuperLuigiU'' up the ante by having Mario (unless it's the latter game), Luigi, and both Toads ''with'' Princess Peach. Bowser's fleet flies overhead, and a giant claw emerges out of his airship, and he proceeds to... [[EvenEvilHasStandards politely move Peach's chair out of the way]] before pounding the heroes, picking them up, and throwing them like a baseball into the ''very tree'' baring [[NiceJobFixingItVillain the very Super Acorns that lead to his inevitable demise]].

--> Kamek: '''''OH MY!!'''''