History Funny / Subnautica

* The 2nd crew log from Lifepod #6. In which a not too bright crewmember lights what she thinks is a distress flare. Right next to the fuel line. The last thing the log records is a very loud explosion. Three guesses as to what happened? No, the first two don't count...

-->''Detecting [[OhCrap multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.]] Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?''

* The Return of the Ancients mod has a "cheat code" from the developers that allegedly makes the Gargantuan Leviathan passive so you can observe it without being eaten. As [[https://youtu.be/Y4bV9R0Y54s?t=279 the player "IGP"]] found out, [[spoiler: the cheat code not only [[OhCrap doesn't make the Leviathan passive,]] but what it ''does'' is turn it into a giant [[{{Troll}} Trollface]] before it kills you.]]

* The Return of the Ancients mod has a "cheat code" from the developers that allegedly makes the Gargantuan Leviathan passive so you can observe it without being eaten. As [[https://youtu.be/Y4bV9R0Y54s?t=279 one player]] found out, [[spoiler: the cheat code not only [[OhCrap doesn't make the Leviathan passive,]] but what it ''does'' is turn it into a giant [[{{Troll}} Trollface]] before it kills you.]]

* The 2nd crew log from Lifepod #6. In which a not too bright crewmember lights what she thinks is a distress flare. Right next to the fuel line. The last thing the log records is a very loud explosion.

* For reasons likely pertaining to Riley and a door, if you were to exit out the Neptune Rocket, it can sometimes tilt into the ocean, looking as if it'll capsize, only for the rocket platform to ''slowly'' right itself. [[https://www.twitch.tv/sethorven/clip/MildShyDonkeyDBstyle As showcased by Sethorven]] ''[[https://www.twitch.tv/sethorven/clip/CalmFlaccidRadicchioLitFam twice in his endgame.]]''

* Jacksepticeye refers to The Lost River and everything else below it, nightmares and all, as "The Deep Down Dark Deep Down." This is both hilarious and ''utterly correct.'' He also, on occasions, refers to it as "hell". This is ''also'' utterly correct and ''also'' still hilarious, mainly because he looks ''incredibly uncomfortable'' while going down there.

* Upon picking up a diamond, the PDA reminds you that any materials you gather and use are property of the Alterra Corporation, and that you are liable to reimburse the full market price. It then goes on to inform you that your current bill stands at 3 million credits. Becomes a BrickJoke once you leave the planet, as upon being welcomed back to Alterra space, you will be cleared to land once your outstanding bill has been settled... which has jumped to 1 '''TRILLION''' credits.

* LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} once headed off in the Cyclops at full speed. Warned by the AI that the engines were beginning to overheat, he says "[[TemptingFate What're you going to do, blow up?]]" Cue the engine catching fire and Mark having an OhCrap moment as he scrambles to put the fire out!

-->''Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?''

* LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} once headed off in the Cyclops at full speed. Warned by the AI that the engines were beginning to overheat, he says "[[TemptingFate What're you going to do, blow up?]]" Then the engines catch fire.

* Markiplier once headed off in the Cyclops at full speed. Warned by the AI that the engines were beginning to overheat, he says "[[TemptingFate Oh, what's the worst that could happen?]]" Then the engines catch fire.

* "''Congratulations. You have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%. Data indicates swimming was your favorite activity.''"

* [[spoiler: Also the reaction of the probe after you dodged it. It seemes to look at you with the needle, extends and retracts it multiple times, as if it's saying: 'You won't avoid it!' before taking the sample, stricking much faster than before.]]

* Near the end of the game, each player has the option to create a time capsule, containing a message and a few items, and submit it to Unknown Worlds. If approved by the developers, it has the chance to appear in other players' games for them to find. One approved capsule has [[https://i.imgur.com/KkTjzMM.jpg a fake personals ad]] and [[RefugeInAudacity a selection of lubricants]].

* [[spoiler: Also the reaction of the ptobe after you dodged it. It seemes to look at you with the needle, extends and retracts it multiple times, as if it's saying: 'You won't avoid it!' before taking the sample, stricking much faster than before.]]