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* They constantly try to ram a truck head on and [[RealityEnsues get run over every time]]. Always in a way that causes the camera to jitter.

* [[http://youtu.be/TE-g9NVpFIo?t=3m18s Danny discovers how]] CrazyAwesome the game is.

** Gets better when they find a suit similar to IronMan.

* When Danny names the characters of the game, he obviously names them after his friends. Danny, Arin, Barry, Suzy... and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Fuckhead]]. Of course, he immediately changes it to Ross, or rather "RAAAAAAWS".

* When Danny names the characters of the game, he obviously names them after his friends. Danny, Arin, Barry, Suzy... and Fuckhead. Of course, he immediately changes it to Ross, or rather "RAAAAAAWS".

-->'''Ross:''' (singing) [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you wanna fuckin' go, man?]]

* After Ross fails a mini-game, the game gives him some pathetic LosingHorns which Arin imitates.

-->'''Arin''': Why did you buy so many skateboards!? You had, like, $10,000!\\

-->'''Arin''': What the fuck happened to Joshua!?

** Then there's their encounter(s) with the Sundel Bolong, a banshee-like ghost with [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] and [[StringyHairedGhostGirl long]] [[EvilAlbino white hair]].

-->'''Ross:''' I don't fucking know, I'm not {{Nutri Grain}}!

-->'''Danny:''' [imitating his did] Hi, Dan! Ehhhh...I heard on the subreddit that you're planning on fucking me, so, ehhhh...don't. Bye!

* Legs for Days' assumed mating call: [[CaptainObvious Who wants to fuck?]]

* Danny pointing out that Legs4Dayz has no legs, and that, similarly, Arms fo Minz has no arms.

** RuleOfThree kicks in when Ross joins Arin on his fixation, the SirMishy Mission.

* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pymfkqPvLdw&t=5m35s are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor]] and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Ross says Velociraptor.

* And after the grande finale [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vjc2Ox-ic&t=16m25s there is one last duel]] for the hand of the fair final and mysterious princess. Danny has a moment of 'we're gonna fight now!?' before Ross takes the last of the [[CurbStompBattle Blue Knight's health and decapitates him.]] At last Ross has finally earned the hand of a princess [[spoiler: only for this princess to be a clown woman!]] Still, Ross does actually get the last laugh since she has a nice rack.

* Both of the conductors and Arin take a turn at playing the game and all three end with the destruction of their ship but Danny points out that there is one survivor! [[spoiler:His character from the third play through, the one they sold into slavery.]] Naturally he's gleeful about it.

* [[ThatOneLevel All 25 minutes]] of Veni Vidi Vici in part 8, complete with grand intro and Barry taking a moment to warn the audience that this is what the entire episode is gonna be. [[spoiler: They make it.]]

** The subsequent freakout when [[spoiler: they finally make it]] is a thing of beauty.

* During a [[TearJerker rather sad moment]] where Dan and Ross find a wounded Cedric, they go searching the island and [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash accidentally walk off a cliff.]]]]
* "Taste the Graham cracker!"

** Barry obliging the request to censor bar the first sex scene, even though there's [[RightThroughHisPants nothing to censor]]...particularly the [[spoiler:censor bar with a cartoon penis drawn on it.]]

--->'''Arin''': Alright. I'm really sorry. ([[spoiler:runs into an electric fence and kills himself]])
*** All while [[MoodWhiplash Ross and Arin react with enthusiasm over the]] [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash "sparkles"]]]].

* At the outro, Arin jokingly asks Ross to see his pee-pee, and Ross obliges. On a meta level, [[spoiler: Ross just joined the D-Club.]]

** Becomes BlackComedy when Ross decides [[spoiler: to kill his respawned Duke at episode's end.]] As Arin begs him not to do it.

* At Part 6's end, Arin & Ross [[spoiler: crack each other's backs. AccidentalInnuendo included.]]

* The final few minutes of Part 7 where Arin & Ross [[spoiler: channel WebVideo/JonTron during their HeroicBSOD after losing to the final boss.]]

* The character's amazement staying in a guest room, causing the Grumps to briefly bring back [[spoiler: Dinkles.]]

* [[http://youtu.be/ck1YiXiHci0?t=12m34s Ross butchering the dialogue]] as [[spoiler:Akira]] confesses her love to the PC.

* Arin's dream for his D&D character: [[spoiler: get fucked sometime during the game as he would play a female PC.]]

* Ross & Dan suck so bad passing through a certain part, [[spoiler: Arin starts criticizing them.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Arin:''' Its telling you to stomp on the missle.]]
** [[spoiler: Arin's [[CheshireCatGrin smiling]] while advising them what the game instructed them to do. Oh DramaticIrony]]

* The last third of the episode is just them trying to get into a hanging box with a robot in it. At the very end, they manage it... [[spoiler:only for the robot to shove them out and send them fucking ''flying'']].

* Things proceed well for what the Grumps believe to be a "granny simulator", complete with [[MundaneMadeAwesome turning something as simple as sitting on a bench into something grand and epic]]... Then the singing begins [[spoiler:and the granny dies, causing the most hilarious reactions of all.]]

-->'''Squire:''' We need warriors! Quickly!\\

-->'''Arin:''' Did you just demand SALT?\\

-->'''Danny:''' What's your biggest export, FAT? Fat people like yourself, fatty?\\

* [[http://youtu.be/OJcoddo3dCk?t=2m42s Ross gives Akira]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound the whiniest voice ever.]]

* [[http://youtu.be/OJcoddo3dCk?t=2m42s Ross gives Akira]] [[MostAnnoyingSound the whiniest voice ever.]]

* In Part 3, the ''[[StarTrek Enterprise]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing sunglasses.]] And then [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext birds fly out of it.]]

-->'''Danny:''' That's a knife.

* Because the game is usually so quiet, Barry puts up country music as they do their shopping and prepare for the journey. When the game's real music starts playing, it's so loud it makes them [[http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1810721 scream in surprise.]]

-->'''Ross''': "Dan, I have a very serious question to ask. [[CallBack Can we lick things?]]"\\

* Danny attempts to pick up a box of candy, [[ItMakesSenseInContext but instead gets naked in front of a prostitute.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "FISH!"]]

'''Danny''': Oh, God... "Why don't you forget about this silly game, and come over to my place? I'll slip into my Cape, and we'll curl up in front of the fireplace and I'll stick in our copy of ''StarWars''!"\\

* In Part 9, when they get to the penthouse, Danny and Ross saw two paintings of a bared breast, and requested to Barry that he use their faces to cover both. Then as Larry makes eye contact with a woman while in the spa, they request that Barry cover the breasts with partially-submerged faces of Arin and himself, then Ross suggested to Barry that the woman's face be changed to Danny's, much to his objection and an argument with Barry frequently changing the face. As an offer of consolation, Danny requested [[CallBack Wolfjob]], but the bickering over the face went on shortly after.

'''Ross:''' [[ArtisticLicenseHistory That's when when the wheel was invented]]!\\
'''Dan:''' [[LampshadeHanging It is not]]...
* Continuing the trend of games trolling Ross, RAAAAAAWS [[MemeticMutation gets dysentery]] within a couple weeks of setting off.
** [[ButtMonkey Ross]] somehow manages to get dysentery ''twice''.
** It's somewhat ironic in a way, as when they started, Ross admitted that the only thing he knew about the game was that people die from diarrhea.

** Especially funny is how, unbeknownst to them, they [[FailedASpotCheck forgot to stock up]] [[WhatAnIdiot on food]] and therefore [[TotalPartyKill starved all of their characters to death]]. [[TooDumbToLive This leads to them all dying]] [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint by resting for weeks and weeks]]. (Even further hilarious is when Arin has exhaustion during the rest, and then dies immediately after.)

** Their epitaph: "[[NeverMyFault Fuck you Oregon Trail you]] [[CurseCutShort suc]]"

* Dan recounting his first playing of this game while in grade school. He named the party after members of his family and then [[{{Matricide}} the one named after his mother drowned while crossing a river]]. He then had to excuse himself to go to the bathroom to [[CrossesTheLineTwice cry for ten minutes straight]]!
* "It's a Buffalo! Look at it, it's a majestic creature of nature... [[MoodWhiplash Kill it]]!"

* The ghost of SonicTheHedgehog [[http://youtu.be/Q_HKfC5FW_8?t=10m31s stops by.]]

* Episode 14 has Ross reading a Ninja Sex Party fan fiction written by Ninja Brian. Danny's reaction is hilarious.

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7XXSVV-Yg Part 5,]] Ross challenges the Youtube commentors to end every word in their comments with -uru. [[GoneHorriblyRight And they comply.]]

*** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when Ross says in Part 12 the Grumps got flagged on YouTube as Adult Only for that episode!

* Ross' failed attempted at a PreMortemOneLiner: