History Funny / StarTrekDiscovery

* The Qowat Milat give [[NonActionGuy Tilly]] a CoolSword; [[RealityEnsues one swing and it flies out of her hand]].

** He tries out "Execute" on the bridge, only for everyone to stare with looks of "That's really what you're going with?" (Even the background music quits on him.)

** They decided to leave the Federation.

** Mirror!Landry's FamousLastWords: An [[OhCrap audibly nervous]] question about whether the core's containment field is up or not. Note: Her hand is ''resting on the containment field's control panel.''

* Spock finds Burnham working out her aggression by kickboxing against a sparring dummy. He observes that Leland probably appreciates her decision to practice against "high-density urethane foam [[AndThisIsFor in lieu of his] [[SpockSpeak nasal cartilage]]".

* Spock finds Burnham working out her aggression by kickboxing against a sparring dummy. He observes that Leland probably appreciates her decision to practice against the dummy, rather than [[AndThisIsFor continuing to practice on Leland's]] [[SpockSpeak nasal cartilage]].

-->'''Burnham:''' ''[annoyed deadpan]'' Thank you for sharing that with the group, Spock.
** When Burnham asks why the Red Angel ([[spoiler: possibly her future self]]) didin't simply tell them upfront about the coming galactic apocalypse, Spock suggests that its her "penchant for dramatics". All Michael can do is give a ''very'' subdued but annoyed "Okay."

-->'''Georgiou''': Having a vocabulary doesn't mean you're scary. It means you have a thesaurus.

** He tries out "Execute" on the bridge, only for everyone to stare with looks of "That's really what you're going with?"

* Meta: Obviously, [[Creator/HJonBenjamin Sterling]] WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} would be responsible for creating tribbles.

** The FacialDialogue of the rest of ''Discovery''[='=]s bridge crew during this is ''priceless''. Rhys is visibly struggling to keep from laughing out loud while Saru shakes his head in annoyance.

-->'''Saru:''' Questions or concerns before we depart, Captain?

* Saru catches Pike up on how the spore drive works:
-->'''Pike:''' If you're telling me [[ARareSentence this ship can skip across the universe on a highway made of mushrooms]], I kind of have to go on faith.

** Not to mention the fact that "lousy t-shirt" jokes are still a thing in the 23rd century.

* The [[TranslatorMicrobes Universal Translator]] goes haywire, causing everyone to start talking in random languages, while their consoles similarly switch to random assorted languages. Of note is Detmer pointing at her own mouth and asking "is this Arabic?"

* FridgeBrilliance to go along with your dose of funny: When Tilly and Burnham meet Tyler, Tilly flounces over and [[HaveWeMet starts talking to Tyler in a very familiar manner, a person to whom she has never been introduced]]. In most cultures, it would be considered very presumptuous, but she kicks Burnham under the table when Burnham doesn't shake Tyler's hand when he introduces himself to her. [[FridgeBrilliance A person with some autistic traits like Tilly would know full well or been taught that you shake someone's hand when they offer it to you in greeting, but may not get that you can't just discuss rather personal things with someone without being introduced first]].