History Funny / SpiderManHomecoming

'''Tony:''' And definitely don't do anything I ''wouldn't'' do.\\

*** Called back to when Peter gets clued into the arms deal, he hops down from the roof and fires his webs... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome in a large backyard in Queens]]. He actually seems to ''run out of fluid'' in the current cartridge as it awkwardly succumbs to gravity.

* While at Liz's party, Peter spots in the distance an explosion from Brice showing off weaponry to Aaron Davis, and goes to investigate. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome However, since he's in the suburban part of Queens, there's nothing to swing from and he has to run there.]]

* At the start of that scene, there is a person dressed up as a tiger running past the room.

* Iron man's line when showing up to save the ferry just ''radiates'' the same energy that a dad does when he catches his kid doing something they're not supposed to.

* Betty Brant turning down Jason Ionello for the homecoming dance during their school news broadcast. It's followed by an awkward close-up of Jason's disappointed face and obvious [[SpecialEffectFailure crappy]] [[ChromaKey green screen]].

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[[caption-width-right:350: ''[[DeadpanSnarker "Wait a minute... you guys aren't the real Avengers!"]]'']]

-->'''Happy:''' Alright, wheels up in eight minutes! We just gotta load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor, prototype for Cap's new shield, and [[NoPronunciationGuide the Meging- the Meg- the m ...Thor's magic belt.]] [[note]] He meant to say Megingjörð, Thor's belt of power from Norse Mythology [[/note]]

'''Spider-Man:''' '''I need information and you're gonna give it to me ''now!'''''\\

** Hell, everything with [[Music/ChildishGambino Aaron Davis]]. He's introduced complaining about Brice trying to upsell him some high-tech portable artillery when he only wants a simple gun to hold up a small supermarket, not "send people back in time".

** When Spidey deals with "Thor" and "Hulk", he acts all chummy with them and says it's great to finally "meet" them.

** Well, little old ladies keep buying him churros. . .

---> '''Spider-Man:''' I'm good!

--> "D-D-DJ Flash!"

--> "[[AudienceParticipationSong I say Penis! You say Parker!]] Penis!"
--> "Parker!"
--> "Penis!"
--> "Parker!"

** Calling the block on the rest of the suit's capabilities "Training Wheels" was bad enough for Peter, but when it turns out that the suit can record footage, it's named "Baby Monitor". Now you really have to wonder if Tony foresaw that Peter will at some point know about these protocols so he could slip in these condescending names for him to see.

-->'''Peter''': I stole his shield.\\

-->'''Phineas Mason:''' Boss? Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brakelight?
-->'''Adrian Toomes:''' What did I tell you about looking at my phone?
-->'''Phineas Mason:''' Oh. Sorry, you left it out. You know I'm a curious person, by nature.

---> '''Adrian Toomes''': ''[grips his hair in exasperation]'' How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
---> '''Jackson Brice''': Hey, you said to move the merchandise!\\
'''Adrian Toomes''': Under the radar! ''Under the radar!'' That's how we ''survive!'' If you bring Damage Control or the [[ComicBook/TheAvengers Avengers]] down here, we're through. You're out there, wearing that goofy thing, lighting up cars, calling yourself "[[AtrociousAlias THE SHOCKER!]] [[LargeHam I'M THE SHOCKER, I SHOCK PEOPLE]]!" What is this, pro wrestling?

** On a meta level, actually he can't because in the MCU the one who has this moniker is [[spoiler: [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Peter-2]]]].

-->'''Tony:''' Just...don't do anything stupid. Alright?
-->''[[[GilliganCut Cut]] to Peter on the wing of a crashing plane, manipulating the flaps with webbing]''
-->'''Peter:''' ...Yeah!

-->'''Spider-Man''': [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff Great movie!]]

-->'''Peter''': This is my chance to prove myself!
-->'''Ned''': But we have a Spanish quiz!

--> '''Flash:''' No, no way. You can't just quit on us, stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone!
--> '''Mr. Harrington:''' Hey, welcome back, Peter! Flash, you're back to first alternate.
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Flash]]:''' [[{{FlatWhat}} What.]]

--> '''Flash:''' Mr. Harrington, can I be the one to tell Parker he's expelled?

--> '''Spider-Man''': '''Remember me?'''
--> '''Davis''': A-Aye!
--> '''Spider-Man''': '''I need information and you’re gonna give it to me ''now!'''''
--> '''Davis''': Alright, ch-chill!
--> '''Spider-Man''': '''''COME ON!'''''
--> '''Davis''': ''[Beat]'' What happened to your voice?
--> '''Spider-Man''': '''What do you mean "what happened to my voice"?'''
--> '''Davis''': I heard you by the bridge, [[AmbiguousGender I know what a girl sounds like]].
--> '''Spider-Man''': '''I'm not a girl, I'm a boy-er I mean a man!'''
--> '''Davis''': I don't care what you are, boy or girl.
--> '''Spider-Man''': '''I'M NOT A GIRL! I'M A MAN!'''

--->'''Davis''': [[FailedAttemptAtDrama You gotta get better at this part of the job.]]

----> '''Davis:''' ''[[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight As a random shopper walks past]]]'' Excuse me. A-A human being needs help.

--> '''Peter:''' That's great, Mr. Stark; I'm kinda in the middle of -
--> '''Tony:''' Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you!

--> '''Peter:''' ''(whilst swinging his webs around to arrest them)'' Hey, guys, the illegal weapons deal ferry was at 10:30! You missed it!
* The bystander cheering Spidey on the Ferry is credited as "Yeah Spider-Man Guy".

--> '''Tony:''' "Hi, Spider-man! ''Band practice, was it?''"

-->'''Tony''': Oh, I'm not ''here''.
-->''[Iron Man faceplate opens to show it's on remote control; cut to Tony at a party in '''India''']''
-->'''Tony''': Thank ''God'' this place has wifi, or you would be ''toast'' right now. Thank Ganesha, while you're at it!

--> '''Peter''': If you even cared, [[TemptingFate you'd actually be here]].
--> ''[cut to Tony emerging from the suit, making [[OhCrap Peter take several rapid steps back with a shocked face]]]''.

--> '''Happy''': Alright, wheels up in eight minutes! We just gotta load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor, prototype for Cap's new shield, and [[NoPronunciationGuide the Meging- the Meg- the m ...Thor's magic belt.]] [[note]] He meant to say Megingjörð, Thor's belt of power from Norse Mythology [[/note]]

-->'''Peter''': How long have you been waiting here?
-->'''Happy''': Long enough for it to be awkward. Tony wants to talk to you.
-->'''Peter''': Is he here?
-->'''Happy''': In the toilet? No.

-->'''Peter''': [[SarcasmMode Just a typical Homecoming]], on the outside of an ''invisible jet'', fighting my ''girlfriend's dad!''

!The Movie

** ''Even more better'', some HypocriticalHumor kicks in: Captain America asks, "How many more of these?" He's clearly done a number of re-shoots for this, and he wants to know when he's going to be done. Impatient much?
** Look at Cap as he says "why you waited so long for something so disappointing?" Creator/ChrisEvans was [[{{Corpsing}} this close to losing it]] as he said that.

!Meta
* In [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments a hospital visit to a sick child]], [[https://twitter.com/flopkon/status/995358943982612483 Tom Holland showed up as Spider-Man...]] and then he got sidelined when it turned out that the patient liked Franchise/{{Batman}} more. "Parker Luck" has officially [[BreakingTheFourthWall broken the fourth wall]].
** Another one where Tom posed with another sick child, [[CrossesTheLineTwice but the kid's crestfallen expression made it looks like he was disappointed with who he got stuck with]].[[note]]Don't worry, his Spidey hand gesture said otherwise.[[/note]]
* According to Tom Holland, while doing a scene with Michael Keaton, Holland accidentally punched him. Keaton in response turned around and just said "I'm Batman" and continued saying Batman quotes on the set.
** Looks like he [[Film/TheDarkKnight lived long enough to see himself become the villain!]]
** Extra hilarious in the movie, as Spider-Man actually uses the [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy Batman growl]].
* [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7w5GhkVwAAlqd4.jpg This parody]] of the teaser poster where Spidey relaxes with the Avengers' tower in the background.
** [[http://68.media.tumblr.com/cf1a70964469ba909930c919d63ebff7/tumblr_onjdf8ybBJ1tfky5to4_1280.jpg This other parody]] of the second teaser poster with Spidey clinging onto the side of Avengers Tower.
** In less than '''30 minutes''' after its release, the domestic poster for the movie was ''roasted'' endlessly, spawning multiple humorous fan edits and hilarious comments.
* At the time Marisa Tomei was cast, she had zero knowledge of comic books, and was horrified to discover while researching the part after getting it that Aunt May was so old in the source material.
** Then she apparently tried to get Marvel to make her look older so she'd resemble the comics version more. Which probably explains why Aunt May went from looking like [[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/3/3b/Aunt_May.png/revision/latest?cb=20160901132704 this]] to [[http://staticr1.blastingcdn.com/media/photogallery/2017/6/26/660x290/b_1433x630/marisa-tomei-plays-a-much-younger-aunt-may-in-spider-man-homecoming-youtubekinocheck_1407283.jpg this]].
* Having grown up in Britain, Tom Holland didn't know much about what American high schools are like and jokingly suggested to the Marvel executives that he should go undercover at one so he could learn firsthand. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor To his shock, Marvel thought it was a great idea]] and made him attend The Bronx High School of Science for a few days under a fake name.
** In an interview, Tom Holland mentions that there was only one student who seemed suspicious of him, and when she asked who he really was, he straight-up told her that he's Spider-Man. [[CassandraTruth She didn't believe him.]]
** In that same interview, Holland revealed that it took until the end of filming for him to finally ask what a homecoming is.
* Really, we could say [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvzloFsqWo the whole NBA Finals spots]], but here are a few select moments:
--> '''Happy:''' [On inviting Peter to the Finals Party] You said keep it sophisticated.
--> '''Tony:''' Why do you hate fun?

--> '''Tony:''' Which [suit should I wear]?
--> '''Happy:''' [[TakeAThirdOption Go for a third option]].
--> ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> '''Tony:''' GetOut.

--> '''Happy:''' FRIDAY, run a final check on the party list.
--> '''FRIDAY:''' Question: [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Captain Steve Rogers]]?
--> '''Happy:''' [[DudeNotFunny Too soon]].
** Throughout the short, Happy is seen with a beard. The reason is because his NBA team lost, so he needs to look like Tony as punishment.
** Once Spider-Man gets the invite, the robber he just webbed to a wall asks if this means he can be let go.
** Rushing to get to the party, Peter is forced to run into a store to grab snacks. In full Spidey costume. And meeting DJ Khaled in the process.
** At the party itself, Peter runs into M.J. That's right: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Johnson Magic Johnson]], [[TrollingCreator the basketball player]]. Even then, he isn't [[UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan the first guy]] people think about when you say M.J. in the context of basketball.
*** There's also the snack that Magic Johnson told Peter to gave to Tim Duncan. The snack? Plain crackers. Nothing fancy, just the fundamentals are necessary, just like Duncan himself in the NBA.
*** The twist at the end: Tony decided to skip the party and sit courtside at the game, much to Peter's anger.
*** Then there's the description that ESPN gave to Tony on the TV: [[CallBack Genius]]/[[ContinuityNod Billionaire]]/[[MemeticMutation Playboy]]/[[Film/TheAvengers2012 Philanthropist]].
* An interview in the UK with Tom reveals that since he was working closely with the producers, director, and writers, he would pitch ideas for the movie. Some made it in, while others didn't. One of the pitches? ''A passionate sex scene with Tom going fully nude.'' Boy, that would've changed the movie '''a lot'''.
* [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BXqXxtbh77l/?hl=en&taken-by=therealspideyman According to another interview,]] the teaser poster of Spidey relaxing against the New York landscape (the current main page image) actually came as a result of Tom sleeping on the set. He was simply tired in between takes, a photographer took a shot, and when Tom realized it was made into a poster, he asked "What!? What the hell, guys!?"
* The HilariousOuttakes:
** The scene where Mr. Harrington attempts to convince Peter to stay on the team. Tom starts ad-libbing his response, which he brilliantly segues into an AsideGlance and completely deadpan "WithGreatPower" speech.
** [[DeadpanSnarker Jacob Batalon]] is a goldmine for these:
--->'''Director:''' Jacob, don't do that.[[note]]Waving his hand, accidentally stealing focus from Tom because Jacob's closer to the camera.[[/note]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad You'll steal Tom's thunder.]]\\
'''Jacob:''' Am - am I not in this? I'm so sorry!\\
'''*Later*'''\\
'''Jacob:''' Spider-Man - ''Spider-Man''... sorry. ''*Next take*'' Peter-Man... That's all me. ''*waves his hand to get the director's attention as everyone cracks up*'' Um, am I fired?[[note]]The line is "Peter knows Spider-Man!"[[/note]]
** Peter talks with Liz about how cool her parents are for letting her throw parties:
--->'''Tom''': "''My'' parents... *{{beat}}* are dead!" [''[[{{Corpsing}} everyone cracks]]'']
** Michael Keaton getting whacked in the head by a fallen prop and barely flinching, and this:
--->'''Michael:''' Then it's time we change too. ''*{{beat}}, then he sneezes mightily*'' ...''so'' sorry!
* This [[StylisticSuck hilariously bad]] extra scene of the Midtown High news anchors. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJp2CGHW6M It needs to be seen to be believed.]]
** A deleted extension of the "Happy calls on the bus ride" scene features this exchange:
--->'''Ned:''' Was that Tony Stark?\\
'''Peter:''' No, Ned.\\
'''Ned:''' Was that Thor?\\
'''Peter:''' No. ''(beat)'' I don't think Thor uses a phone.\\
'''Ned:''' Good point.
** Confirmed by Thor and Strange in "Film/ThorRagnarok".
* A featurette documenting Tom Holland's casting shows a sample of his screen test with Creator/ChrisEvans. The script called for Spidey to "flip in" to the scene, prompting Holland to ask if he should really do it. Evans told him to go ahead if he wanted to. Holland then performs an acrobatic sideways flip in front of Evans, causing Evans to display a FlatWhat expression.
* Given that he was busy shooting the film ''Tag'' on the night of the big premiere and didn't want to draw attention from his co-stars, Hannibal Buress held auditions for "a lookalike with solid comedic timing" to impersonate him on the red carpet. The guy he eventually chose? [[https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-images/GLB/2017-06-29/52d13b00-5cfb-11e7-9e23-0f8f3ed058e4_HannibalImposter.png Not even close.]] ''And some people still fell for it.''
* The first part of the film's Website/RottenTomatoes critical consensus:
-->'''Critics' consenus:''' ''Spider-Man: Homecoming'' [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 does whatever a second reboot can]] [...]
* A couple years later, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jon Favreau were on a talk show together, and Favreau brought up them being in this film, only to discover Paltrow had completely forgotten that she filmed a cameo for it, with him needing to describe the whole scene to jog her memory.

** Hell, everything with [[Music/ChildishGambino Aaron Davis]]. He's introduced complaining about Brice trying to upsell him some high-tech portable artillery when he only wants a simple gun to hold up a small supermarket, not "[[UpToEleven send people back in time]]".

** The gym teacher grumpily stating that while Cap is [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar considered a criminal now]], he's still required by the state to play it because [[ObstructiveBureaucrat nobody's gotten around to updating the curriculum yet.]]

--->'''Spider-Man:''' Thanks! And sorry, but you deserve that!\\

** After the battle, Peter is understandably hyper, blogging in his hotel room about the battle when Happy comes in with this jewel:

* Really, we could say [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UaMkTDw0RU the whole NBA Finals spots]], but here are a few select moments:

-->'''Ms. Warren:''' What are you doing here? There's a dance going on.\\