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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Just don’t die again, and we’ll call it even.
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* A more Meta joke, but for anyone who has read ''ComicBook/SpiderMan2099'', the fact that Miguel has a window that ''opens'' is hilarious. Looks like he got tired of breaking through them.
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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' ''[after failing to open a voice coded door]'' That figure. Parker, change in plans!

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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' ''[after failing to open a voice coded door]'' That figure.figures. Parker, change in plans!
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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' ''[after failing to open a voice coded door]'' Parker, change in plans.

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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' ''[after failing to open a voice coded door]'' That figure. Parker, change in plans.plans!
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-->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[after wrecking a prototype machine that was giving O'Hara problems in the future]'' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. [[DeadpanSnarker Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.]]\\
'''Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]
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-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' ''[after wrecking a prototype machine that was giving O'Hara problems in the future]'' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.\
'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?\\

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-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' -->'''Spider-Man:''' ''[after wrecking a prototype machine that was giving O'Hara problems in the future]'' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.\
'''Amazing Spider-Man:'''
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'''Spider-Man:'''
Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?\\



'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]

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'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' '''Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]
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-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' ''[after wrecking a prototype machine that was giving O'Hara problems in the future]'' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.\
'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?\\
'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. [[DeadpanSnarker Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.]]\\
'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]
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** "Andrian Toomes founds new chicken wing franchise".

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** "Andrian "Adrian Toomes founds new chicken wing franchise".
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-->'''Spider-Man:''' [[SarcasmMode Quelle surprise!]]

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' [[SarcasmMode Quelle Quelle]] [[GratuitousFrench surprise!]]
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* When Spider-Man 2099 arrives in the present...er, past... to stop Anti-Venom from following Amazing Spider-Man into the future & it turns out Anti-Venom can't erase Spidey 2099's powers.

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* When Spider-Man 2099 arrives in the present...er, past... to stop Anti-Venom from following Amazing Spider-Man into the future & and it turns out Anti-Venom can't erase Spidey 2099's powers.
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-->'''Spider-Man:''' We're talking about ''the fabric of reality''. '''''Not bread mold!'''''

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' We're talking about ''the fabric of reality''. '''''Not '''''[[SuddenlyShouting Not bread mold!'''''mold!]]'''''
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-->'''Spider-Man:''' I told you trying to control this quantum causality thing was a stupid idea!
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' They said penicillin was stupid, too.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' We're talking about ''the fabric of reality''. '''''Not bread mold!'''''
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** And the one about J. Jonah Jameson and Aunt May getting ''married''.

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** And the one about J. Jonah Jameson and Aunt May getting ''married''.''married''.
** Also of note, Hammerhead opens up an XL Hat Shop line.
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[[caption-width-right:350:It's finger-lickin' good!]]
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** "Andrian Toomes founds new chicken wing franchise".

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** "Andrian Toomes founds new chicken wing franchise".franchise".
** And the one about J. Jonah Jameson and Aunt May getting ''married''.
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'''Spider-Man''': Look, as long as you're there, would you mind giving them a quick wash?

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'''Spider-Man''': Look, as long as you're there, would you mind giving them a quick wash?wash?
* Some of the newspaper articles are ''priceless''.
** "Andrian Toomes founds new chicken wing franchise".
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* A more Meta joke, but for anyone who has read ''ComicBook/SpiderMan2099'', the fact that Miguel has a window that ''opens'' is hilarious. Looks like he got tired of breaking through them.
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--> '''Spider-Man:''' By the way... Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. Now I know how ComicBook/CaptainAmerica feels... And [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Jean Grey]]... And [[RuleOfThree Colossus]]... And--

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--> '''Spider-Man:''' By the way... Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. Now I know how ComicBook/CaptainAmerica feels... And [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} [[ComicBook/XMen Jean Grey]]... And [[RuleOfThree Colossus]]... And--
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-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]

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-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]]]
* While Peter is looking for a DNA recorder, this happens
-->'''Spider-Man''': OK, OK... if I were a DNA recorder, where would I be hiding?\\
''[Atrocity appears behind some windows and roars at Spider-Man]''\\
'''Spider-Man''': Look, as long as you're there, would you mind giving them a quick wash?
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--> '''Spider-Man 2099:''' Don't use made up words.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Right. What the shock was I thinking?
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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Aaaawwww...

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-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens. \n]]
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' [[CuteKitten Aaaawwww...]]

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Peter trashes the robotics lab to get rid of the robot sentries attacking Miguel in 2099.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?
-->''[Robot sentries disappear]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?
-->''[Smaller sentries appear and attack Miguel]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Aaaawwww...



* Present day Spider-man mocking Miguel and the 2099 future's general use of the word "Shock".

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* Present day Spider-man mocking Miguel and the 2099 future's general use of the word "Shock"."Shock".
* Peter trashes the robotics lab to get rid of the robot sentries attacking Miguel in 2099.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?
-->''[Robot sentries disappear]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?
-->''[Smaller sentries appear and attack Miguel]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Aaaawwww...
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Peter trashes the robotics lab to get rid of the robot sentries attacking Miguel in 2099.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' O'Hara! There's nothing left here to trash! You still there?
-->''[Robot sentries disappear]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. For the most part.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Did they turn into something else? Like, I don't know, kittens?
-->''[Smaller sentries appear and attack Miguel]''
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Yeah. Small, metal, robotic, killer kittens.
-->'''Amazing Spider-Man:''' Aaaawwww...
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--> '''Spider-Man:''' By the way... Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. Now I know how CaptainAmerica feels... And [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Jean Grey]]... And [[RuleOfThree Colossus]]... And--

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--> '''Spider-Man:''' By the way... Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. Now I know how CaptainAmerica ComicBook/CaptainAmerica feels... And [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Jean Grey]]... And [[RuleOfThree Colossus]]... And--
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-->'''Spider-Man:''' *after the time rift shifts and creates a deadlier path* O’Hara, can you do something to help me in the present?

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' *after ''[after the time rift shifts and creates a deadlier path* path]'' O’Hara, can you do something to help me in the present?



-->'''Spider-Man:''' *exaggerated sigh*...I ''hate'' you.

-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' *after failing to open a voice coded door* Parker, change in plans.

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' *exaggerated sigh*...''[exaggerated sigh]''...I ''hate'' you.

-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' *after ''[after failing to open a voice coded door* door]'' Parker, change in plans.

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' ...I ''hate'' you.

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-->'''Spider-Man:''' ...-->'''Spider-Man:''' *exaggerated sigh*...I ''hate'' you.



* On the third Newspaper which details J. Jonah Jameson, the normal timeline says "J. Jonah Jameson in tight race for Mayor.", in the ''other'' timeline, it's "J. Jonah Jameson buys mare to race.". In another, Hammerhead is a hat salesmen in the Alchemax Timeline.

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* On Before the big reveal the 2099 Alchemax CEO is [[spoiler: himself]], Peter makes one nice remark :
--> '''Spider-Man:''' So this is where you make the big reveal, and I say, [[SarcasmMode Holy cow!]] Norman Osborn or the Kingpin or Jonah Jameson! C'mon PLEASE be Jameson
** Speaking of Jameson, on
the third Newspaper which details J. Jonah Jameson, the normal timeline says "J. Jonah Jameson in tight race for Mayor.", in the ''other'' timeline, it's "J. Jonah Jameson buys mare to race.". In another, Hammerhead is a hat salesmen in the Alchemax Timeline.
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* The P.A. System in Alchemax (Peter Parker's timeline) gives out a few morbid gems.
** Please do not be alarmed if you hear gunfire: it is merely for your protection. Anyone working after hours will not be eligible for workman's compensation if wounded or killed.
* The two Spider-Men [[SnarkToSnarkCombat snarking at each other]].
** “’Trust me,’ says the voice in my head. Y’know, this is how serial killers get started.”

-->'''Spider-Man:''' *after the time rift shifts and creates a deadlier path* O’Hara, can you do something to help me in the present?
-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' Which present? You’re in my present. You mean your past present or my present future?
-->'''Spider-Man:''' ...I ''hate'' you.

-->'''Spider-Man 2099:''' *after failing to open a voice coded door* Parker, change in plans.
-->'''Spider-Man:''' [[SarcasmMode Quelle surprise!]]
* When Spider-Man 2099 arrives in the present...er, past... to stop Anti-Venom from following Amazing Spider-Man into the future & it turns out Anti-Venom can't erase Spidey 2099's powers.
--> '''Spider-Man 2099:''' Because mine aren't radiation based, if you have to know!
--> '''Walker Sloan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Didn't know, don't care]].
* Whilst trying to repair the time gate so Spider-Man 2099 can return home.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' By the way... Thanks for bringing me back from the dead. Now I know how CaptainAmerica feels... And [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} Jean Grey]]... And [[RuleOfThree Colossus]]... And--
* On the third Newspaper which details J. Jonah Jameson, the normal timeline says "J. Jonah Jameson in tight race for Mayor.", in the ''other'' timeline, it's "J. Jonah Jameson buys mare to race.". In another, Hammerhead is a hat salesmen in the Alchemax Timeline.
* Present day Spider-man mocking Miguel and the 2099 future's general use of the word "Shock".

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