History Funny / Spawn

* In issue #12, when Sam is pissed off at him and Twitch being placed under probation for Spawn's murder of Billy Kincaid, just because his corpse was inside the precinct, Twitch tells him to cheer up. He eventually decides to sarcastically act very happy and cheery, with Twitch remarking "I especially live for these sarcastic mood shifts of yours. Quite uplifting."

!!The film:
* Almost all of Clown's lines.
-->'''Clown:''' Everytime someone farts a demon gets his wings.
-->''(Farts twice)''
-->'''Clown:''' Oops, twins!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGAkjRliGc "Spawny, Spawny, he's our man!"]]
** "In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!"
** "Oh come on. [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl You scream like a girl.]] Do it like this: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
** Clown's reaction to being spotted by a couple of [[HollywoodSatanism Hollywood Satanists]]:
--->'''Clown:''' How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?
** Spawn forming a shell of armor around his motorcycle while chasing Clown.
--->'''Clown:''' Hey! That's not fair!
** Even as he's dying, he gets a couple good one-liners in:
--->'''Clown's disembodied head:''' Hey Wanda, what do you think about a little head?
* Spawn's reaction to his hands forming into claws to help him scale the walls and escape the SWAT team.
-->'''Spawn:''' Holy SHIT!!!

!!The comic:

!!The animated series:
* In response to Clown being an annoying {{Jerkass}}:
-->'''Spawn:''' Look! Back off, before I permanently introduce your face to your [[AssShove colon.]]
* Clown [[ADateWithRosiePalms rubbing one out]] to a photo of Wanda in front of Spawn, followed by him casually wiping his hands on Spawn's cape.
* One of the bums asks Spawn why he can't see Wanda. Spawn angrily takes off his mask to reveal his immolated face.
-->'''Bum:''' I've seen lots worse. I used to work for a mortician.
-->'''Spawn:''' [[SarcasmMode That makes me feel better.]] Get out of here.

-->'''Clown:''' How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?

-->'''Clown:''' Hey! That's not fair!

-->'''Clown's disembodied head:''' Hey Wanda, what do you think about a little head?

-->'''Clown:''' Why does God get all the good followers and we get all the retards?

** "Why does God get all the good followers and we get all the retards?"

--> '''Spawn:''' Holy shit!!!

* Clown's reaction to being spotted by a couple of [[HollywoodSatanism Hollywood Satanists]]:
--> "Why does God get all the good followers and we get all the retards?"

** "Oh come on. [[ScreamsLikeAGirl You scream like a girl.]] Do it like this: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

* A lot of Spawn's interactions with Clown.

** "In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey! "

** "In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee...Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey! "

* Spawn's reaction to his hands forming into claws to help him scale the walls and escape the Swat team.

* In an early issue, one of the bums is [[ElvisLives Elvis]].

-->'''Spawn:''' Shut up, before I permanently introduce your face to your [[AssShove colon.]]

* Spawn and the other bums in the alley get drunk and sing the Flintstones theme song.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGAkjRliGc "Spawny, Spawny, he's our man!"]]

* In response to Clown being an annoying JerkAss:

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfGAkjRliGc "Spawny, Spawny, he's our man!"]]