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'''Maja:''' I want to be single.

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'''Maja:''' I want to be single.\\
''(later)''\\
'''Maja:''' You're allowed to tell all of the stories about me if you want to, but don't take them out of context cause then [[SuddenlyShouting I'LL FUCKING]] [[DisproportionateRetribution KILL YOU!]] ''(laughs)''\\
'''Soviet:''' ''Okay'', Cyanide's Hot Girlfriend has been replaced with Cyanide's [[{{Yandere}} Psycho Girlfriend]].

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* Non-game related, but Cyanide makes the mistake of complaining about his girlfriend Maja, and specifically how she's been acting while [[MenstrualMenace on her period]], not knowing that she is watching the stream. She spends the next minute giving him a piece of her mind, culminating in the following exchange:
-->'''Maja:''' You're a cunt.\\
'''Cyanide:''' I- what?\\
'''Maja:''' You're a cunt.\\
'''Cyanide:''' I love you.\\
'''Maja:''' No.\\
'''Cyanide:''' No? okay. I... I... I will be whatever you want me to be.\\
'''Maja:''' I want to be single.


'''Clan Member:''' Someone in my chat asked how it feels that we've created an insurgency that elicits a bigger response than Bin Laden did.
* Someone shoots a police officer.

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'''Clan Member:''' '''Digby:''' Someone in my chat asked how it feels that we've created an insurgency that elicits a bigger response than Bin Laden did.
* Someone Moogle shoots a police officer.



'''Clan Member:''' Well, we are running an illegal insurgency!\\

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'''Clan Member:''' '''Digby:''' Well, we are running an illegal insurgency!\\

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!!'''Antistasi Part 3/5'''
* Cyanide steals Katla's car. This lasts until Cyanide is lying wounded on the ground...at which point mrbatty steals Katla's car. Subsequently, Cyanide blows it up with their only bomb, during a raid so ill-planned that Soviet is the only one with an actual gun.
* They decide to go and "poke the Yanks". It turns out during the following montage that "the Yanks" have a particular line in DisproportionateRetribution.
-->'''Womble:''' Is that a drone? That's a drone. We stole some shitty beat-up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?\\
'''Womble:''' It's a small checkpoint, we'll be right-[cue gunfire] JESUS FUCK WHAT THE SHIT?\\
'''Womble:''' Oh god.\\
'''Womble:''' OH GOD\\
'''Womble:''' [being fired at by multiple helicopters] So what we're learning is that the Americans have ''absolutely no chill''.\\
'''Clan Member:''' Someone in my chat asked how it feels that we've created an insurgency that elicits a bigger response than Bin Laden did.
* Someone shoots a police officer.
-->'''Womble:''' You can't do that, that's illegal!\\
'''Clan Member:''' Well, we are running an illegal insurgency!\\
'''Womble:''' That's ''more'' illegal!
* Womble has a hard time getting his clanmates to not harass the war correspondents. Eventually, he's riding a quad with Nevil, who runs one over, insists "accidents happen", and then steals a car and bails; Womble moves to treat him, and comes to a horrifying revelation:
-->'''Womble:''' Wait, hang on, he's with the ''[[AcceptableTargets Daily Mail!]]'' [opens fire]\\
[cut to Womble in the car with Nevil]\\
'''Womble:''' Accidents happen.\\
'''Nevil:''' Accidents happen.\\
'''Womble:''' Yeah, they just happen.
* "WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS GAME [[DrivesLikeCrazy DRIVE LIKE A FUCKING NUTCASE?!]]"
* Forward planning is vital.
-->'''Nevil:''' Mortar incoming!\\
'''Womble:''' Nevil, where are you firing?\\
'''Nevil:''' [[RecklessGunUsage Don't know.]]\\
'''Womble:''' [[OnlySaneMan What do you mean you DON'T KNOW?]]
* [[SuicidalOverconfidence Nevil's entire attempt]] to [[LeeroyJenkins two-man an American outpost with Womble]] to "[[TestosteronePoisoning do what men do]]".
-->'''Womble:''' Do what men do? ''Get shot?!''\\
[later]\\
'''Womble:''' Is anyone on this comm?\\
'''Clan Member:''' Yeah, we're on it.\\
'''Womble:''' If you see Nevil can you tell him he's a fucking turnip.\\
'''CM:''' Do you need medical assistance?\\
'''Womble:''' No, but he will.
* At the end of it, Womble painstakingly heals up the unconscious Nevil...and then shoots him repeatedly.
-->'''Womble:''' Fucking willy.


'''Zodiac''': [[OhCrap No! Don't]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence friendly fire explosion]], killing 4)''<
--->'''Soviet''': Oh god, we just lost 4 guys [[BrickJoke due to]] [[JerkassHasAPoint spacing]].

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'''Zodiac''': [[OhCrap No! Don't]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence friendly fire explosion]], killing 4)''<
4)''
--->'''Soviet''': Oh god, we Christ, 2 guys just lost 4 guys got wasted [[BrickJoke due to]] because of]] [[JerkassHasAPoint spacing]].


'''Zodiac''': [[OhCrap No! Don't]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence friendly fire explosion]], killing 4)''

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'''Zodiac''': [[OhCrap No! Don't]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence friendly fire explosion]], killing 4)''4)''<
--->'''Soviet''': Oh god, we just lost 4 guys [[BrickJoke due to]] [[JerkassHasAPoint spacing]].


-->'''Womble''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But it's an anti-tank mine! It's an anti]]...\\
'''Cyanide''': [[WhatAnIdiot Oh my god, are you serious?!]]\\

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-->'''Womble''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But it's an anti-tank mine! Why would it go off? It's an anti]]...\\
'''Cyanide''': [[WhatAnIdiot Oh my god, you moron, are you serious?!]]\\


* During a clever bit of editing, Soviet friendly fires Nep, causing her to turn around with a [[EtTuBrute "Look of betrayal"]] and get killed by a shot to the back. All accompanied by a dramatic piano.
-->'''Soviet''': Sorry, Nep.\\
'''Nep''': Are you serious?!



'''Kas''': I have a... ''(sighs, then [[DisproportionateRetribution guns Soviet down]])''

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'''Kas''': I have a... ''(sighs, then [[DisproportionateRetribution guns Soviet down]])''down]])''\\
'''Soviet''': A-hahahaha! BITCH!


-->'''Cyanide:''' BASTARD MOTHER TACO FUCK--

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-->'''Cyanide:''' [[{{Angrish}} BASTARD MOTHER TACO FUCK--FUCK]]--


* [[HumiliationConga As one last kick in the teeth]], the resistance is in the process of capturing a different factory, and during the firefight, a quad bike goes up in flames. [[EpicFail The single explosion instantly totals the entire thing]].

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* [[HumiliationConga As one last kick in the teeth]], the resistance is in the process of capturing a different factory, and during the firefight, a quad bike goes up in flames. [[EpicFail [[CherryTapping The single explosion instantly totals the entire thing]].

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* When "Tyranneous was killed" shows up on the feed:
-->'''Tyranneous''': Err.. if anyone would like to get involved, that was Zelenogorsk, and they might have just stolen my car. I would've told you who it was if I succeeded in killing them. Unfortunately, it only told you my name. ''(beat)'' [[CaptainObvious Which I already knew]].


[[folder:[=Alien: Isolation=] ]]
* Even when he's alone, Womble is capable of cranking out funny videos.

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[[folder:[=Alien: Isolation=] ]]
* Even when he's alone, Womble is capable of cranking out funny videos.
Isolation=]]]


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* Cyanide gives a briefing of the new base he finished designing for the clan to use, but asks for a moment of downtime when many of the objects bug out and are floating. Womble and the others think it's still functional and shrug it off, up until one of them gets in a vehicle that [[GoodBadBugs immediately flips out and explodes.]]

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** During the montage:
--->'''Katla''': [[TemptingFate There might be mines in the area.]] ''(explosion, instantly killing 3)''\\
'''Zodiac''': [[OhCrap No! Don't]]-- ''([[KilledMidSentence friendly fire explosion]], killing 4)''


* During another moment of downtime at the base, Cyanide points Womble to their Garage, showing that he managed to capture ''a fully intact [[CoolPlane Su-25]]'' after holding out in an airfield for an entire afternoon. Womble is predictably bewildered by this achievement.

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* During another moment of downtime at the base, Cyanide points Womble to their Garage, showing that he managed to capture ''a fully intact [[CoolPlane Su-25]]'' [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome after holding out in an airfield for an entire afternoon. afternoon, armed with only a sniper rifle and a pistol]]. Womble is predictably understandably bewildered by this achievement.

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-->'''Tobi:''' Viva la revolution!
** After liberating said power plant, Poro decides to take a human shield. [[CallBack Again.]] Womble...points this out.
--> '''Womble:''' You can't do that, Poro, we've- Poro, we've [[BlackComedy done that joke!]]

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