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** "Hey Alec, you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "No, what?" "''Nothing!'' Ha-ha!" ''[Cue carpet bombing]''
** (Answers phone) "Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Creator/DanielBaldwin, call his extension! Stupid!"

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** "Hey Alec, [[Creator/AlecBaldwin Alec]], you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "No, what?" "''Nothing!'' Ha-ha!" ''[Cue carpet bombing]''
** (Answers phone) ''(Answers phone)'' "Baldwin residence. No, this is [[Creator/WilliamBaldwin Billy Baldwin.Baldwin]]. If you want Creator/DanielBaldwin, call his extension! Stupid!"



** As he falls through the inferno, Kenny passes by a group of damned souls, including UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, Creator/GeorgeBurns and Mahatma Gandhi. Man, heaven is ''strict!'' (as was eventually explained in the later seasons of the show, only Mormons go to heaven).

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** As he falls through the inferno, Kenny passes by a group of damned souls, including UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, Creator/GeorgeBurns and Mahatma Gandhi.UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi. Man, heaven is ''strict!'' (as was eventually explained in the later seasons of the show, only Mormons go to heaven).



* Also funny: Anne Murray, whose name is dropped in "Blame Canada" as one of the terrible things about the country, loved the joke and was invited to perform the song at the Oscars ceremony (which she wanted to do in SelfDeprecation), but ended up having to withdraw on account of pre-existing commitments.

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* Also funny: Anne Murray, whose name is dropped in "Blame Canada" as one of the terrible things about the country, loved the joke and was invited to perform the song at the Oscars ceremony (which she wanted to do in SelfDeprecation), but ended up having to withdraw on account of pre-existing commitments.commitments.
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** When Kyle's mom actually appears, everyone immediately shuts up...except Cartman, who doesn't see her and continues singing all the way to the end, despite Stan's attempt to warn him.
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* In a meta sense, the MPAA rating system rates a film NC-17 when a film has over 400 swear words used in it. How many did this movie have? ''399.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making that up.]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Legacy See for yourself!]]

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* In a meta sense, the MPAA rating system rates a film NC-17 when a film has over 400 swear words used in it. How many did this movie have? ''399.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making that up.No joke.]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Legacy See for yourself!]]
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* Also funny: Anne Murray, whose name is dropped in "Blame Canada" as one of the terrible things about the country, loved the joke. She was invited to perform the song at the Oscars ceremony and wanted to in SelfDeprecation, but ended up having to withdraw on account of pre-existing commitments.

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* Also funny: Anne Murray, whose name is dropped in "Blame Canada" as one of the terrible things about the country, loved the joke. She joke and was invited to perform the song at the Oscars ceremony and (which she wanted to do in SelfDeprecation, SelfDeprecation), but ended up having to withdraw on account of pre-existing commitments.
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* In a meta sense, the MPAA rating system rates a film NC-17 when a film has over 400 swear words used in it. How many did this movie have? ''399.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making that up.]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Legacy See for yourself!]]

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* In a meta sense, the MPAA rating system rates a film NC-17 when a film has over 400 swear words used in it. How many did this movie have? ''399.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making that up.]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Legacy See for yourself!]]yourself!]]
* Also funny: Anne Murray, whose name is dropped in "Blame Canada" as one of the terrible things about the country, loved the joke. She was invited to perform the song at the Oscars ceremony and wanted to in SelfDeprecation, but ended up having to withdraw on account of pre-existing commitments.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qToMOmpTSVg The scene after the entire class have seen the Terrance & Phillip Movie is raw, unadulterated humor at its purest and most unrefined]]:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qToMOmpTSVg com/watch?v=kQWXoQZWlMw The scene after the entire class have seen the Terrance & Phillip Movie is raw, unadulterated humor at its purest and most unrefined]]:
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so much swearing


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* In a meta sense, the MPAA rating system rates a film NC-17 when a film has over 400 swear words used in it. How many did this movie have? ''399.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making that up.]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Legacy See for yourself!]]
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-->'''Cartman:''' I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (Picks up a megaphone)]]'' '''HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!?''' Mr. Garrison...

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-->'''Cartman:''' I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (Picks up a megaphone)]]'' '''HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!?''' BALLS''', Mr. Garrison...Garrison.
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[TemptingFate “What?”]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[TemptingFate [[caption-width-right:350:[[RightBehindMe “What?”]]]]
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-->'''Doctor:''' We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

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-->'''Doctor:''' -->'''[[Creator/GeorgeClooney Doctor]]:''' We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
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-->'''Satan''': AGH! That's not appropriate!!

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-->'''Satan''': AGH! That's not appropriate!!appropriate!
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--> '''Cartman:''' Yes, yes. I saw the Terrance and Philip Movie. Who wants to touch me? ({{Beat}}) I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!"

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--> '''Cartman:''' Yes, yes. I saw the Terrance and Philip Movie. Who wants to touch me? ({{Beat}}) I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME?!"ME?!
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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]]) ''[[BigNo NO!]]''

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--> '''Singer''': ''Head Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ([[YankTheDogsChain ''([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]]) ''[[BigNo NO!]]''DENIED]])'' [[HopeSpot No!]]
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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ''([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]])'' ''[[BigNo NO!]]''

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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ''([[YankTheDogsChain ([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]])'' DENIED]]) ''[[BigNo NO!]]''
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--->'''Mr. Garrison:''' ''(in the distance)'' MR. HAT! [[BigNo NOOOO!!]]

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--->'''Mr. Garrison:''' ''(in the distance)'' MR. HAT! [[BigNo NOOOO!!]]NOOOO!]]



--->'''Cartman''': Ugh... I am so pissed off--''(ZAP)'' AGK! I can't say "pissed off"--''(harder ZAP)'' NYARGH!!

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--->'''Cartman''': Ugh... I am so pissed off--''(ZAP)'' AGK! I can't say "pissed off"--''(harder off"?! ''(harder ZAP)'' NYARGH!!NYARGH!



-->'''''Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers butthole]], Creator/BarbraStreisand!!!!'''''

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-->'''''Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers butthole]], Creator/BarbraStreisand!!!!'''''Creator/BarbraStreisand!'''''



--> '''Cartman:''' Yes, yes I saw the Terrance and Philip Movie. Who wants to touch me? ({{Beat}}) I SAID WHO WANTS TO '''FUCKING TOUCH ME'''?!"
--> '''Butters:''' (While touching Cartman's arm) Ooh...

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--> '''Cartman:''' Yes, yes yes. I saw the Terrance and Philip Movie. Who wants to touch me? ({{Beat}}) I SAID WHO WANTS TO '''FUCKING FUCKING TOUCH ME'''?!"
ME?!"
--> '''Butters:''' (While ''(while touching Cartman's arm) arm)'' Ooh...



--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ''([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]])'' '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''''

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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ''([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]])'' '''[[BigNo NO!]]''''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]''
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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ({{Beat}}) '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''''
--> ''([[YankTheDogsChain cue a shocked Kenny descending down to Hell]])''

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--> '''Singer''': ''Head so full of wonder, worries in the past... could it be, you are free at last? ({{Beat}}) ''([[YankTheDogsChain ACCESS DENIED]])'' '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''''
--> ''([[YankTheDogsChain cue '' (cue a shocked Kenny descending down to Hell]])''Hell)''

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'''Cartman''': '''FUCK YOU!'''--''(ZAP)''

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'''Cartman''': '''FUCK YOU!'''--''(ZAP)''YOU!''' ''(ZAP)''



--> '''Kenny:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!]] WTF?!?!
--> '''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Singer]]''': '''''[[YankTheDogsChain LITTLE BOY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!]]'''''

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--> '''Kenny:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!]] WTF?!?!
--> '''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Singer]]''': '''''[[YankTheDogsChain LITTLE BOY YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!]]'''''
''([[YankTheDogsChain cue a shocked Kenny descending down to Hell]])''
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'''Cartman''': That hurt, Goddammi--''(ZAP)'' AUGH! Ow! Fuck! ''(ZAP)'' Hey!

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'''Cartman''': That hurt, Goddammi--''(ZAP)'' Goddamn i--''(ZAP)'' AUGH! Ow! Fuck! ''(ZAP)'' Hey!



'''Cartman''': '''FUCK YOU!!!!!'''--''(ZAP)''

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'''Cartman''': '''FUCK YOU!!!!!'''--''(ZAP)''YOU!'''--''(ZAP)''
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-->'''Students:''' ''(beat)'' [[DidntThinkThisThrough HOORAY!!!]]

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-->'''Students:''' ''(beat)'' [[DidntThinkThisThrough HOORAY!!!]]HOORAY!]]



-->'''Doctor''': DAMMIT! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT NEVER! GETS! ANY! EASIER!!!]] ''(pause, then walks off, whistling nonchalantly)''

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-->'''Doctor''': DAMMIT! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT NEVER! GETS! ANY! EASIER!!!]] EASIER!]] ''(pause, then walks off, whistling nonchalantly)''



--->'''Stan''': SING IT!!

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--->'''Stan''': SING IT!!IT!



--->'''Kyle''': [offscreen] '''''SING THE FUCKING SONG!!!!!!!!!'''''

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--->'''Kyle''': [offscreen] '''''SING THE FUCKING SONG!!!!!!!!!'''''SONG!'''''

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** (Answers phone) "Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Daniel Baldwin, call his extension! Stupid!"

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** (Answers phone) "Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Daniel Baldwin, Creator/DanielBaldwin, call his extension! Stupid!"



-->'''Cartman:''' Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

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-->'''Cartman:''' Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!Jew!



** What makes this funnier is that this is ''exactly'' the kind of thing Mr. Garrison would say.



-->'''''Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers butthole]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Barbra Streisand]]!!!!'''''

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-->'''''Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers butthole]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Barbra Streisand]]!!!!'''''Creator/BarbraStreisand!!!!'''''



-->'''Saddam''': I'm just fuckin' with you, it's not real.

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-->'''Saddam''': I'm just fuckin' with you, it's not real.real.
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**Don't forget about the brief but glorious scene before where the entire class sings: "Shut your fuckin' face, uncle fucka!"
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''{{Beat}}'''\\

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''{{Beat}}'''\\''{{Beat}}''\\
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-->'''Saddam''': I'm just fuckin' with you, it's not real.
* This exchange:
-->'''Stan''': [[WhatsAHenway What's a buttfor]]?
-->'''Cristophe''': ''(beat)'' For pooping silly.

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-->'''Saddam''': I'm just fuckin' with you, it's not real.
* This exchange:
-->'''Stan''': [[WhatsAHenway What's a buttfor]]?
-->'''Cristophe''': ''(beat)'' For pooping silly.
real.
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-->'''Passerby''': ''(runs past Stan)'' Get outta my way!

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-->'''Passerby''': ''(runs past Stan)'' Get outta my way!way!
* Once the "La Resistance" number concludes, Butters randomly falls down while folding the organization flag.
* Saddam teases Satan in bed with two realistic-looking dildos, prompting a [[DudeNotFunny disgusted reaction]].
-->'''Saddam''': Hey Satan... ''(flashes a dildo around in bed as though it's his real penis)''
-->'''Satan''': AGH! That's not appropriate!!
-->'''Saddam''': I'm just fuckin' with you, it's not real.
* This exchange:
-->'''Stan''': [[WhatsAHenway What's a buttfor]]?
-->'''Cristophe''': ''(beat)'' For pooping silly.
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** At the end of the video after Stan vomits
-->'''Stan:''' Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!

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** At the end of the video after Stan vomits
-->'''Stan:'''
vomits:
--->'''Stan:'''
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?!



-->'''Cartman:''' If you were in a German scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?
-->'''{{Beat}}'''
-->'''Liane:''' Sure, hon.

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-->'''Cartman:''' --->'''Cartman:''' If you were in a German scheisse Scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?
-->'''{{Beat}}'''
-->'''Liane:'''
right?\\
''{{Beat}}'''\\
'''Liane:'''
Sure, hon.



-->'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''
-->'''Kyle:''' Don't do it, Cartman!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''
-->'''Kyle:''' I'm warning you!!!
-->'''Cartman:''' Okay, okay! ''(walks off-screen)''
-->'''Kyle:''' I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a--
-->'''Cartman:''' (slides back into frame) ''Weeeeell Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!''

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-->'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''
-->'''Kyle:'''
--->'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''\\
'''Kyle:'''
Don't do it, Cartman!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''
-->'''Kyle:'''
Cartman!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Cartman:''' ''Weeeeell~!''\\
'''Kyle:'''
I'm warning you!!!
-->'''Cartman:'''
you!!!\\
'''Cartman:'''
Okay, okay! ''(walks off-screen)''
-->'''Kyle:'''
off-screen)''\\
'''Kyle:'''
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a--
-->'''Cartman:'''
a--\\
'''Cartman:'''
(slides back into frame) frame, startling Kyle) ''Weeeeell Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!''



--> '''Cartman''': What? ''(Turns around to see Kyle's mom right there)'' [[OhCrap Aw]], [[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]]

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--> ---> '''Cartman''': What? ''(Turns around to see Kyle's mom right there)'' [[OhCrap Aw]], [[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]]
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*** As part of the SerialEscalation, Cartman then ''goes international'' with it, singing it in a variety of foreign languages with appropriate backup singers, culminating with him in {{Blackface}} singing it in an African tribal dialect.

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*** As part of the SerialEscalation, CrossingTheLineTwice, Cartman then ''goes international'' with it, singing it in a variety of foreign languages with appropriate backup singers, culminating with him in {{Blackface}} singing it in an African tribal dialect.
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* During "Mountain Town", Stan ironic line about the villagers.

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* During "Mountain Town", Stan Stan's ironic line about the villagers.
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* During the split screen shot of the various parties at the end of "La Resistance", Satan actually gives an AsideGlance to the other parties while holding his high note.

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* During the split screen shot of the various parties at the end of "La Resistance", Satan actually gives an AsideGlance to the other parties while holding his high note.note.
* During "Mountain Town", Stan ironic line about the villagers.
-->'''Stan''' ''(singing)'' All the happy people stop to say hello.
-->'''Passerby''': ''(runs past Stan)'' Get outta my way!
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-->'''Cartman:''' ''(bluntly)'' Jew?

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-->'''Cartman:''' ''(bluntly)'' Jew?[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Jew?]]
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"Hey, fuckface! Have you seen Gracie?" It's George


** As Kenny plunges towards Hell, we see a sign with the population of Heaven, about 1,300 people. Hell, meanwhile, has several billion inhabitants, with a constantly moving counter.
** As he falls through the inferno, Kenny passes by a group of damned souls, including UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, Ken Burns and Mahatma Ghandi. Man, heaven is ''strict!'' (as was eventually explained in the later seasons of the show, only Mormons go to heaven).

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** As Kenny plunges towards Hell, we see a sign with the population of Heaven, about 1,300 1,656 people. Hell, meanwhile, has several billion inhabitants, with a constantly moving counter.
** As he falls through the inferno, Kenny passes by a group of damned souls, including UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, Ken Burns Creator/GeorgeBurns and Mahatma Ghandi.Gandhi. Man, heaven is ''strict!'' (as was eventually explained in the later seasons of the show, only Mormons go to heaven).

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