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* After watching ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'', Jerk, Nick, and Rosenhacker contrast the beautiful propaganda vision of Tomorrowland with the deserted, abandoned, dilapidated buildings of the real city.
-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
* In the "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/Cars3'':
** An OverlyLongGag where Jerk says "The studio that made ''this'' (Cut to beautiful, emotionally affecting clips from superior Pixar movies), X years later made this (Cut to a crude, unfunny Mater clip from ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'').
** Jerk and the gang ride Radiator Springs Racer and, after the racing segment, Jerk insists [[Creator/DonaldTrump "It was rigged! There were thirty million undocumented racers!"]]
** Their reactions to seeing what the ride did to their hair in the ride photos. Morgan says a [[Franchise/StarTrek Tribble]] descended from space and landed on her head. Dave says Philo from ''Film/{{UHF}}'' handed them the clamps to his interociter.
** Luke Ski keeps [[WeInterruptThisProgram interrupting]] the review to defend the movie and the ''Cars'' franchise as a whole. The other reviewers react to his interruptions with ItsProbablyNothing.
** The in-universe explanation for Luke's absence? Jerk had Kill Bozby open a wormhole and teleported Luke three thousand miles away.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMenTellNoTales'': Haley mocks the villain of the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides previous movie]]. "[[TheFashionista Too many accessories]], Blackbeard honey!"
* In the "One Movie Later" for ''Film/FantasticBeastsAndWhereToFindThem'', Jerk hopes he doesn't immediately projectile vomit the moment he sees Creator/JonVoight.[[note]]This was Jerk's first video shot after the election of Donald Trump as President. Voight is a Trump supporter while Jerk is not.[[/note]]
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}, and the Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
* In the One Movie Later for ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'', people keep getting "fired" from the vlog and replaced with others in reference to the movie's TroubledProduction.
** When Morgan is fired, she shouts "Damn you Kathleen Kennedy and your SJW agenda!"
** When Zach Hurst replaces her, the other reviewers have a NoJustNoReaction, referencing Zach's controversial dislike for ''Film/RogueOne''.
* In his "One Movie Later" for ''Film/ChristopherRobin'':
** Tony [[RunningGag repeatedly]] references a clip of a live-action Winnie the Pooh singing about StrangerDanger.
** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occasion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
--->'''Jerk:''' Took us thirty seconds to go there.
** Zach says the script has all the subtletly of a "Pooh to the face."
** For the "What's the Attraction?" segment, Chris Nebergall suggests that Disneyland modify the Winnie the Pooh ride so that you have to finish efficiency paperwork or else they kick you out of the park. You also have to figure out how to [[TakeThat pay Disneyland employees a living wage]].
** Luke suggests that Disneyland turn Mission Breakout into [[HehHehYouSaidX Tigger's Up and Down Fun Time]]. This causes Brianna to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]] [[OverlyLongGag for several seconds]].
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/MaryPoppinsReturns'':
** In the intro, Tony is driven to tears of joy simply by seeing hand-drawn animation in the movie.
** Doggans introduces himself as "One of the white guys who shows up in this videos sometimes."
** Tony gives a moderately positive opinion of the movie and then Erika reveals that he was [[NotSoAboveItAll literally dancing in the theater to the musical numbers]].
** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "What do you think you have, MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* One Movie Later - ''Film/TheFurtherAdventuresOfWaltsFrozenHead'':
** Benjamin Lancaster's story about where he got the idea for the movie. He and his friends were just throwing out random titles for ridiculous movie ideas and this was one of them.
** In a bit of SelfDeprecation, Spazz asks Benjamin how they got their shots to be so still. Benjamin answers that they used monopods, which they were afraid would be mistaken for selfie sticks but weren't. They also fooled Disneyland by taking their fancy recording equipment and putting them in the cheapest Wal-Mart camera bags they could find.
** Doggans says that a moment in the film where the characters plan how to get past security reminds him of how they would have to plan to get certain shots.
** Haley says that one of the biggest disadvantages to filming guerilla-style in Disneyland is the lack of caterers. Spazz quips they do have caterers, [[SouvenirLand they're just really expensive.]]
** Benjamin says that Ron Schneider would sometimes use his [[CastingGag Dreamfinder voice]] but he can't repeat the words that were used.
** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was ''Film/TheFloridaProject''.
** Benjamin says Kate Jenkins, the actress for Molly, was originally hired to read lines rather than actually audition but she was so good they picked her. Spazz points out she's Benjamin's Creator/HarrisonFord.
** Haley points out that the main theme of the movie was about an OverprotectiveDad letting go of his daughter as she grows up and also about Walt letting go of his parks.
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
** Jerk asks if the recent decapitations of two Disney animatronics on the same day was viral marketing for the movie. Benajmin answers that he wishes he could come up with a marketing campaign that good.
** Benjamin says he's grateful he hasn't been thrown out of the park. Spazz says that if he were, Ride/UniversalStudios would just hire him. And then he puts on his Transformers ride-operator hat. Benjamin then jokingly offers Comcast a chance to distribute his film.
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'':
** While the others say how unhappy they were to have wasted time on this movie, Chris says he is ''thrilled'' to have undergone ThePenance of watching this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
** Tony speculates that the movie's amusement park looks so generic because Nickelodeon wants a real-life version to be easy to build.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]" (Except the ones fired for sexual misconduct).
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
** They sum up the aesops of the movie as "Teamwork is bad and repressing your emotions is good."
** The movie is so bad that the end credits music is "Hurt" by Music/JohnnyCash.
** TheStinger where Jerk says he's relieved that ''Wonder Park'' is out of the way, then [[LaughingMad sees he has to review]] ''Film/Dumbo2019''.
* A Running Gag in the "(2019) Trilogy", Jerk says that the movie is [[DamnedByFaintPraise better than Wonder Park]].
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/Dumbo2019''
** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
** Jerk ends his intro with a parody of "When I See An Elephant Fly".
--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnintentionalUnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
** It's a RunningGag that Luke often likes things that Jerk and other frequent guests hate, so Jerk is surprised when even [[EveryoneHasStandards even Luke doesn't like this movie]].
** When commenting on the second act, Luke claims that it's the opening cutscene for a new ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock}}'' game.
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/Aladdin2019''
** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's [[UnintentionalUncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
** This OverlyLongGag when Jerk talks about how Jeffrey Katzenberg was so petty he created ''{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}}'' just to interfere with Creator/RichardWilliams' ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler.''
--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
*** The ending is also case of TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers since the last posters included are ''Film/Mother2017'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Trolls}}''. Why? [[RuleOfFunny Who knows?]]
** Zach Hurst says that Creator/JKRowling just made him gay.
** Erika says she lives in the corner of her and Luke's new apartment.
** Luke says he liked the movie. GilliganCut to him being thrown out of [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Uncle Phil's house]].
** Luke says he deliberately had all their friends sit between him and Jerk so he wouldn't have to hear Jerk's complaining about the movie.
** Haley says she liked the movie a lot more once she "mentally shrunk the screen" and thought of it as a made-for-TV movie.
** Michael's theory on how they cast the iconic Genie: "They saw ''Film/{{Hitch}}'' and were, like, ''[[Creator/WillSmith that guy]]''!"
** Luke expresses his displeasure at Iago's recasting by "turning into Iago" (a jump-cut to him wearing an Iago hat) and using his Creator/GilbertGottfried impression.
--->'''Luke:''' Let's just get Creator/AlanTudyk because he lives in a bunker out back.
** Haley says she expected a [[DamnedByFaintPraise trainwreck but instead got a fender-bender.]]
** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of ''Series/OnceUponATime'' as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
** Spazz's "'''Music/{{DJ KHALED}}!!!'''"
** Jerk pointing out that Khaled's career seems based more on his connections than his music. He seems more like an agent than an artist.
** Jerk reimagines ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom'' where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
--->'''Spazz:''' So long as there's Dole whip, I'm fine.
** Haley's parody of "Friend Like Me" at the end.
--->'''Haley:''' Hey Mr. Iger, sir, gotta protect your IP. So milk nostalgia till it's dry. Cover everything with that CG!
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019''
** The intro is a call back to his Aladdin video, with just shots of Jerk's bored, unimpressed face alternating with the movie's version of Pumbaa.
--->'''Jerk:''' Gee, it's almost as if hand-drawn animation doesn't translate well to live-action. Or something.
** Jerk criticizes people for calling the photorealistic CGI movie "live action", pointing out that ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' had more actual live action in it.
** Jerk points out the catch-22 of the movie: Do they make the warthog cute and violate the realism of the movie or do they make the warthog look realistic and make it look repulsive? Questions like that have no easy answers...
--->'''"Audience":''' Unless your answer is don't make the fucking movie!
--->'''Jerk:''' I'm so proud of you guys!
** At one point the vlog stops dead and a caption appears explaining that, due to an editing error, Jeff's outer shirt will disappear and reappear randomly throughout the video.
** Emily's depiction of a fight between two photorealistic lions, which is no different than a slap-fight between two housecats.
** Emily says that the most fun the audience had that night was while watching the trailer for ''{{Film/Cats}}''. Ryan says that Tony was the first to laugh at the trailer, which caused the rest of the audience to follow suit.
** Emily's sheer disgust when she hears that, for their Top 10 list of live-action Disney remakes, they gave the #4 spot to ''{{Film/Maleficent}}'', which she thinks should be much lower.
** Emily's reason for liking ''Film/Cinderella2015'': "The dress was really pretty and I like Creator/LilyJames."
** Based on the remakes' tendency to overexplain things that don't need explanation, Ryan made a list of predictions for this movie, some of which he got right.
** Luke says that the movie's version of "Be Prepared" sounded like a Creator/WilliamShatner poem reading of the song.
** This bit where they compare Skar to an "incel."
--->'''Doggans:''' I guess incel is a lateral move from hyena Nazi.
--->'''Jerk:''' [[AGoodNameForARockBand I used to play bass for Hyena Nazi.]]
* The [[https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DgBYlPzA4 episode]] on ''Cats,'' which Tony's Twitter followers voted as the fall movie. It lasts less than 7 minutes, because...
** While Tony does a normal intro, [[spoiler: at the 1:22 mark he begins screaming at the Uncanny Valley creations for which the movie, and eventually screams at the stage musical, Salem from ''{{Series/Sabrina the Teenage Witch}},'' Sylvester the cat, CGI Garfield, Halle Berry as Film/{{Catwoman|2004}}, cat memes, ''The Aristocats,'' Princess Carolyn from ''Bojack Horseman,'' MC Skat Kat, Toonces the Driving Cat, ordinary cat pictures, and Jim with cat flu from ''{{Film/Escape From Tomorrow}}''. He also screams at the Twitter poll results, in which ''Cats'' beat ''Frozen II,'' ''Terminator: Dark Fate'' and ''Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'' ''Cats'' composer Andrew Lloyd Webber even makes an appearance.]]
** [[spoiler: After the "One Movie Later" title card, Tony, Brianna, Dave, Morgan and Luke are all shown screaming incoherently, which continues after the "Spoilers" title card. They also get pelted with plush cats from someone off-camera.]]
** [[spoiler: The video ends with Luke discovering a dead Tony in the bathroom after screaming into a toilet, mirroring Jim's death in ''Escape From Tomorrow.'' Extra funny: Tony's eyes bear the logo for the ''Cats'' musical.]]
* ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
** Jerk plays a grainy old commercial for Star Wars souvenir cups and admires the man's unabashed love of Star Wars, compared to the more negative, whiny fanbase it has today.
** When she introduces herself, Morgan holds up a bottle and says "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm going to need ten more of these.]]"
** WebVideo/MarzGurl says she's in the video because the internet already hates her so she might as well be part of something that will garner even more hate. Morgan then says that "We're out of fucks to give and we don't know when our stock will be replenished."
** Morgan goes into a long, detailed criticism of the movie's reveal that Rey is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter. She discusses how it undermines the powerful message that a person doesn't need special ancestors to be special and how it ties Rey to the past rather than growing beyond it. She ends with "[[SuddenlyShouting Somebody fucked Palpatine! That's CANON!]]"
** Doggans says that when Kylo and Rey kiss, everyone around them in the theater groaned.
** [=MarzGurl=] mocks the Reylos' belief that [[DracoInLeatherPants Ben Solo and Kylo Ren are two different people.]] "[Kylo Ren] is just his online screen name!"
** [=MarzGurl's=] baffled expressions as the gang closes by singing "[[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Goodnight but not Goodbye]]."
** Morgan takes one last drink and collapses.
** The very last line is Doggans announcing Jefferson Starship.
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* After watching ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'', Jerk, Nick, and Rosenhacker contrast the beautiful propaganda vision of Tomorrowland with the deserted, abandoned, dilapidated buildings of the real city.
-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
* In the "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/Cars3'':
** An OverlyLongGag where Jerk says "The studio that made ''this'' (Cut to beautiful, emotionally affecting clips from superior Pixar movies), X years later made this (Cut to a crude, unfunny Mater clip from ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'').
** Jerk and the gang ride Radiator Springs Racer and, after the racing segment, Jerk insists [[Creator/DonaldTrump "It was rigged! There were thirty million undocumented racers!"]]
** Their reactions to seeing what the ride did to their hair in the ride photos. Morgan says a [[Franchise/StarTrek Tribble]] descended from space and landed on her head. Dave says Philo from ''Film/{{UHF}}'' handed them the clamps to his interociter.
** Luke Ski keeps [[WeInterruptThisProgram interrupting]] the review to defend the movie and the ''Cars'' franchise as a whole. The other reviewers react to his interruptions with ItsProbablyNothing.
** The in-universe explanation for Luke's absence? Jerk had Kill Bozby open a wormhole and teleported Luke three thousand miles away.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMenTellNoTales'': Haley mocks the villain of the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides previous movie]]. "[[TheFashionista Too many accessories]], Blackbeard honey!"
* In the "One Movie Later" for ''Film/FantasticBeastsAndWhereToFindThem'', Jerk hopes he doesn't immediately projectile vomit the moment he sees Creator/JonVoight.[[note]]This was Jerk's first video shot after the election of Donald Trump as President. Voight is a Trump supporter while Jerk is not.[[/note]]
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}, and the Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
* In the One Movie Later for ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'', people keep getting "fired" from the vlog and replaced with others in reference to the movie's TroubledProduction.
** When Morgan is fired, she shouts "Damn you Kathleen Kennedy and your SJW agenda!"
** When Zach Hurst replaces her, the other reviewers have a NoJustNoReaction, referencing Zach's controversial dislike for ''Film/RogueOne''.
* In his "One Movie Later" for ''Film/ChristopherRobin'':
** Tony [[RunningGag repeatedly]] references a clip of a live-action Winnie the Pooh singing about StrangerDanger.
** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occasion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
--->'''Jerk:''' Took us thirty seconds to go there.
** Zach says the script has all the subtletly of a "Pooh to the face."
** For the "What's the Attraction?" segment, Chris Nebergall suggests that Disneyland modify the Winnie the Pooh ride so that you have to finish efficiency paperwork or else they kick you out of the park. You also have to figure out how to [[TakeThat pay Disneyland employees a living wage]].
** Luke suggests that Disneyland turn Mission Breakout into [[HehHehYouSaidX Tigger's Up and Down Fun Time]]. This causes Brianna to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]] [[OverlyLongGag for several seconds]].
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/MaryPoppinsReturns'':
** In the intro, Tony is driven to tears of joy simply by seeing hand-drawn animation in the movie.
** Doggans introduces himself as "One of the white guys who shows up in this videos sometimes."
** Tony gives a moderately positive opinion of the movie and then Erika reveals that he was [[NotSoAboveItAll literally dancing in the theater to the musical numbers]].
** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "What do you think you have, MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* One Movie Later - ''Film/TheFurtherAdventuresOfWaltsFrozenHead'':
** Benjamin Lancaster's story about where he got the idea for the movie. He and his friends were just throwing out random titles for ridiculous movie ideas and this was one of them.
** In a bit of SelfDeprecation, Spazz asks Benjamin how they got their shots to be so still. Benjamin answers that they used monopods, which they were afraid would be mistaken for selfie sticks but weren't. They also fooled Disneyland by taking their fancy recording equipment and putting them in the cheapest Wal-Mart camera bags they could find.
** Doggans says that a moment in the film where the characters plan how to get past security reminds him of how they would have to plan to get certain shots.
** Haley says that one of the biggest disadvantages to filming guerilla-style in Disneyland is the lack of caterers. Spazz quips they do have caterers, [[SouvenirLand they're just really expensive.]]
** Benjamin says that Ron Schneider would sometimes use his [[CastingGag Dreamfinder voice]] but he can't repeat the words that were used.
** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was ''Film/TheFloridaProject''.
** Benjamin says Kate Jenkins, the actress for Molly, was originally hired to read lines rather than actually audition but she was so good they picked her. Spazz points out she's Benjamin's Creator/HarrisonFord.
** Haley points out that the main theme of the movie was about an OverprotectiveDad letting go of his daughter as she grows up and also about Walt letting go of his parks.
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
** Jerk asks if the recent decapitations of two Disney animatronics on the same day was viral marketing for the movie. Benajmin answers that he wishes he could come up with a marketing campaign that good.
** Benjamin says he's grateful he hasn't been thrown out of the park. Spazz says that if he were, Ride/UniversalStudios would just hire him. And then he puts on his Transformers ride-operator hat. Benjamin then jokingly offers Comcast a chance to distribute his film.
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'':
** While the others say how unhappy they were to have wasted time on this movie, Chris says he is ''thrilled'' to have undergone ThePenance of watching this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
** Tony speculates that the movie's amusement park looks so generic because Nickelodeon wants a real-life version to be easy to build.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]" (Except the ones fired for sexual misconduct).
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
** They sum up the aesops of the movie as "Teamwork is bad and repressing your emotions is good."
** The movie is so bad that the end credits music is "Hurt" by Music/JohnnyCash.
** TheStinger where Jerk says he's relieved that ''Wonder Park'' is out of the way, then [[LaughingMad sees he has to review]] ''Film/Dumbo2019''.
* A Running Gag in the "(2019) Trilogy", Jerk says that the movie is [[DamnedByFaintPraise better than Wonder Park]].
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/Dumbo2019''
** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
** Jerk ends his intro with a parody of "When I See An Elephant Fly".
--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnintentionalUnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
** It's a RunningGag that Luke often likes things that Jerk and other frequent guests hate, so Jerk is surprised when even [[EveryoneHasStandards even Luke doesn't like this movie]].
** When commenting on the second act, Luke claims that it's the opening cutscene for a new ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock}}'' game.
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/Aladdin2019''
** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's [[UnintentionalUncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
** This OverlyLongGag when Jerk talks about how Jeffrey Katzenberg was so petty he created ''{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}}'' just to interfere with Creator/RichardWilliams' ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler.''
--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
*** The ending is also case of TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers since the last posters included are ''Film/Mother2017'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Trolls}}''. Why? [[RuleOfFunny Who knows?]]
** Zach Hurst says that Creator/JKRowling just made him gay.
** Erika says she lives in the corner of her and Luke's new apartment.
** Luke says he liked the movie. GilliganCut to him being thrown out of [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Uncle Phil's house]].
** Luke says he deliberately had all their friends sit between him and Jerk so he wouldn't have to hear Jerk's complaining about the movie.
** Haley says she liked the movie a lot more once she "mentally shrunk the screen" and thought of it as a made-for-TV movie.
** Michael's theory on how they cast the iconic Genie: "They saw ''Film/{{Hitch}}'' and were, like, ''[[Creator/WillSmith that guy]]''!"
** Luke expresses his displeasure at Iago's recasting by "turning into Iago" (a jump-cut to him wearing an Iago hat) and using his Creator/GilbertGottfried impression.
--->'''Luke:''' Let's just get Creator/AlanTudyk because he lives in a bunker out back.
** Haley says she expected a [[DamnedByFaintPraise trainwreck but instead got a fender-bender.]]
** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of ''Series/OnceUponATime'' as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
** Spazz's "'''Music/{{DJ KHALED}}!!!'''"
** Jerk pointing out that Khaled's career seems based more on his connections than his music. He seems more like an agent than an artist.
** Jerk reimagines ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom'' where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
--->'''Spazz:''' So long as there's Dole whip, I'm fine.
** Haley's parody of "Friend Like Me" at the end.
--->'''Haley:''' Hey Mr. Iger, sir, gotta protect your IP. So milk nostalgia till it's dry. Cover everything with that CG!
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019''
** The intro is a call back to his Aladdin video, with just shots of Jerk's bored, unimpressed face alternating with the movie's version of Pumbaa.
--->'''Jerk:''' Gee, it's almost as if hand-drawn animation doesn't translate well to live-action. Or something.
** Jerk criticizes people for calling the photorealistic CGI movie "live action", pointing out that ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' had more actual live action in it.
** Jerk points out the catch-22 of the movie: Do they make the warthog cute and violate the realism of the movie or do they make the warthog look realistic and make it look repulsive? Questions like that have no easy answers...
--->'''"Audience":''' Unless your answer is don't make the fucking movie!
--->'''Jerk:''' I'm so proud of you guys!
** At one point the vlog stops dead and a caption appears explaining that, due to an editing error, Jeff's outer shirt will disappear and reappear randomly throughout the video.
** Emily's depiction of a fight between two photorealistic lions, which is no different than a slap-fight between two housecats.
** Emily says that the most fun the audience had that night was while watching the trailer for ''{{Film/Cats}}''. Ryan says that Tony was the first to laugh at the trailer, which caused the rest of the audience to follow suit.
** Emily's sheer disgust when she hears that, for their Top 10 list of live-action Disney remakes, they gave the #4 spot to ''{{Film/Maleficent}}'', which she thinks should be much lower.
** Emily's reason for liking ''Film/Cinderella2015'': "The dress was really pretty and I like Creator/LilyJames."
** Based on the remakes' tendency to overexplain things that don't need explanation, Ryan made a list of predictions for this movie, some of which he got right.
** Luke says that the movie's version of "Be Prepared" sounded like a Creator/WilliamShatner poem reading of the song.
** This bit where they compare Skar to an "incel."
--->'''Doggans:''' I guess incel is a lateral move from hyena Nazi.
--->'''Jerk:''' [[AGoodNameForARockBand I used to play bass for Hyena Nazi.]]
* The [[https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DgBYlPzA4 episode]] on ''Cats,'' which Tony's Twitter followers voted as the fall movie. It lasts less than 7 minutes, because...
** While Tony does a normal intro, [[spoiler: at the 1:22 mark he begins screaming at the Uncanny Valley creations for which the movie, and eventually screams at the stage musical, Salem from ''{{Series/Sabrina the Teenage Witch}},'' Sylvester the cat, CGI Garfield, Halle Berry as Film/{{Catwoman|2004}}, cat memes, ''The Aristocats,'' Princess Carolyn from ''Bojack Horseman,'' MC Skat Kat, Toonces the Driving Cat, ordinary cat pictures, and Jim with cat flu from ''{{Film/Escape From Tomorrow}}''. He also screams at the Twitter poll results, in which ''Cats'' beat ''Frozen II,'' ''Terminator: Dark Fate'' and ''Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'' ''Cats'' composer Andrew Lloyd Webber even makes an appearance.]]
** [[spoiler: After the "One Movie Later" title card, Tony, Brianna, Dave, Morgan and Luke are all shown screaming incoherently, which continues after the "Spoilers" title card. They also get pelted with plush cats from someone off-camera.]]
** [[spoiler: The video ends with Luke discovering a dead Tony in the bathroom after screaming into a toilet, mirroring Jim's death in ''Escape From Tomorrow.'' Extra funny: Tony's eyes bear the logo for the ''Cats'' musical.]]
* ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
** Jerk plays a grainy old commercial for Star Wars souvenir cups and admires the man's unabashed love of Star Wars, compared to the more negative, whiny fanbase it has today.
** When she introduces herself, Morgan holds up a bottle and says "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm going to need ten more of these.]]"
** WebVideo/MarzGurl says she's in the video because the internet already hates her so she might as well be part of something that will garner even more hate. Morgan then says that "We're out of fucks to give and we don't know when our stock will be replenished."
** Morgan goes into a long, detailed criticism of the movie's reveal that Rey is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter. She discusses how it undermines the powerful message that a person doesn't need special ancestors to be special and how it ties Rey to the past rather than growing beyond it. She ends with "[[SuddenlyShouting Somebody fucked Palpatine! That's CANON!]]"
** Doggans says that when Kylo and Rey kiss, everyone around them in the theater groaned.
** [=MarzGurl=] mocks the Reylos' belief that [[DracoInLeatherPants Ben Solo and Kylo Ren are two different people.]] "[Kylo Ren] is just his online screen name!"
** [=MarzGurl's=] baffled expressions as the gang closes by singing "[[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Goodnight but not Goodbye]]."
** Morgan takes one last drink and collapses.
** The very last line is Doggans announcing Jefferson Starship.
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** Part 2 begins with a fake "One Movie Later" where everyone rants and raves about how great ''Literature/FiftyShadesFreed'' was.
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** Part 2 begins with a fake "One Movie Later" ''WebVideo/OneMovieLater'' where everyone rants and raves about how great ''Literature/FiftyShadesFreed'' was.
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** It's a RunningGag that Luke often likes things that Jerk and other frequent guests hate, so Jerk is surprised when even [[EveryoneHasStandards even Luke doesn't like this movie]].
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* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
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* "So the movie starts out with of footage of-'''[[JumpScare OOOOAA]][[UncannyValley OOOOAA AAAAHHHH!!!]]'''"
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** Another RunningGag is how [[UncannyValley awful]] the decorations and costumes of Disney characters look when compared to actual Disney characters.
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** Another RunningGag is how [[UncannyValley awful]] awful the decorations and costumes of Disney characters look when compared to actual Disney characters.
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** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
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** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UncannyValley [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
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--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
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--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnCannyValley [[UnintentionalUnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
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** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's [[UncannyValley [[UnintentionalUncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
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--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[{{Film/Armageddon}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
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--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[{{Film/Armageddon}} [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
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* [[RefrainFromAssuming Calling the Winslow family the Matters.]]
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* [[RefrainFromAssuming [[IAmNotShazam Calling the Winslow family the Matters.]]
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** Ian quotes [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu's rant]] about how he stopped his crew from eating Star-Lord as a child.
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** Ian quotes [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Yondu's rant]] about how he stopped his crew from eating Star-Lord as a child.
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* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Black Panther]], and the Franchise/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
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* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Black Panther]], Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}, and the Franchise/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
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** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''Film/Dumbo2019'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
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** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''Film/Dumbo2019'' ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
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** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's genie alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
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** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's genie [[UncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
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--> '''Jerk:''' Oh, come on, [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Andy's Mom]], just get Andy's Dad. How hard can it be to get him out of Gitmo?
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--> '''Jerk:''' Oh, come on, [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory [[Franchise/ToyStory Andy's Mom]], just get Andy's Dad. How hard can it be to get him out of Gitmo?
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** Jerk points out one article whose headline is "Disney Erects Giant [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody]] at Hollywood Studios."
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** Jerk points out one article whose headline is "Disney Erects Giant [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]] at Hollywood Studios."
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* After [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jerk gets trapped inside a TV]], he only has to mention the Disney World episode of ''Full House'' before [[TastesLikeDiabetes the TV vomits him out]].
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* After [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jerk gets trapped inside a TV]], he only has to mention the Disney World episode of ''Full House'' before [[TastesLikeDiabetes [[SweetnessAversion the TV vomits him out]].
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* Pointing out the UnfortunateImplications of having a kid make any wish they want (world domination, a trillion dollars, and making Eisner eat his beloved cat).
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* Pointing out the UnfortunateImplications unintended side effects of having a kid make any wish they want (world domination, a trillion dollars, and making Eisner eat his beloved cat).
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* The parody Disneyland ad [[UnfortunateImplications promoting stalking]]... which turns into a psychotic rant from the narrator to a girl he's harassing. And then it turns out Jerk is watching that very ad on his phone.
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* The parody Disneyland ad [[UnfortunateImplications promoting stalking]]...stalking... which turns into a psychotic rant from the narrator to a girl he's harassing. And then it turns out Jerk is watching that very ad on his phone.
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** Jerk's rendition of [[LiteralMinded Drax]]'s confusion at Christmas.
--->'''Jerk!Drax:''' Why would you deck halls? A hall is an absence of things, you wouldn't punch that. What town is Santa Claus coming to? The town doesn't specify that.
--->'''Jerk!Drax:''' Why would you deck halls? A hall is an absence of things, you wouldn't punch that. What town is Santa Claus coming to? The town doesn't specify that.
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* [[Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout Guardians Of The Galaxy: Monsters After Dark (+ Halloween at DCA) VLOG!]]
** Ryan says the sprinkle-covered Decorated Churros are just Disney's way of selling month-old churros that are "decorated" that way.
--->'''Jerk:''' Hey, kids! Wanna make your vomit confusing?
** They point out that [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Doc Hudson]] has a Dia de los Muertos shrine even though he's still alive in Radiator Springs Racer. Dave speculates that the other cars made this in advance and are plotting to murder him.
** They mock the pure NightmareFuel of an undead car that crashed so badly it was wrapped around a tree.
** Jerk mishears Rocket Raccoon's "I gotta get [Baby Groot] out of there before he gets ate!" as "before he gets AIDS!"
--->'''Jerk:''' What kind of monsters have you got in here?
** Their cast member said "Did you see the 'Enter at your own risk' sign outside? Well, don't worry about it!"
** [[CallBack "OOPS! GHOST YONDU!"]]
** Ryan says the sprinkle-covered Decorated Churros are just Disney's way of selling month-old churros that are "decorated" that way.
--->'''Jerk:''' Hey, kids! Wanna make your vomit confusing?
** They point out that [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Doc Hudson]] has a Dia de los Muertos shrine even though he's still alive in Radiator Springs Racer. Dave speculates that the other cars made this in advance and are plotting to murder him.
** They mock the pure NightmareFuel of an undead car that crashed so badly it was wrapped around a tree.
** Jerk mishears Rocket Raccoon's "I gotta get [Baby Groot] out of there before he gets ate!" as "before he gets AIDS!"
--->'''Jerk:''' What kind of monsters have you got in here?
** Their cast member said "Did you see the 'Enter at your own risk' sign outside? Well, don't worry about it!"
** [[CallBack "OOPS! GHOST YONDU!"]]
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-->'''Jerk:''' No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]]. And [[Music/TheNotoriousBig Biggie]]. And [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]]. And [[Series/{{Dallas}} JR Ewing]]. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper. And the Film/{{Zodiac}} Killer. And [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Söze]]. And the undercover cop in ''Film/ReservoirDogs''. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled {{Series/Firefly}}! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkel back from the dead.
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-->'''Jerk:''' No, look, just because your life is a lie doesn't mean you can't be happy. Just look at me! My whole life is a lie and I'm happy as a clam! I've never told anyone this but I am Nicole Simpson's real killer. Yeah. And I shot [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]]. And [[Music/TheNotoriousBig Biggie]]. And [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]]. And [[Series/{{Dallas}} JR Ewing]]. I escaped from Gitmo twice and I still have the tag to prove it. I- I– I- *pause* I am UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper. And the Film/{{Zodiac}} Film/{{Zodiac|2007}} Killer. And [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Söze]]. And the undercover cop in ''Film/ReservoirDogs''. Uh, I started the goddamn Chicago fire. I canceled {{Series/Firefly}}! I'll confess to whatever you want just please for the love of god don't bring Urkel back from the dead.
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* Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout VLOG!: Due to a pause at the top of the ride, some people scream a little too soon. Or, as Tony calls it, [[SpeedSex "Premature exclamation".]]
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* Ride/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyMissionBreakout VLOG!: VLOG!
** Due to a pause at the top of the ride, some people scream a little too soon. Or, as Tony calls it, [[SpeedSex "Premature exclamation".]]]]
** The RunningGag of how Tony never gets [[Music/TheJacksonFive "Want You Back"]] (though he does get it eventually).
** While discussing his dislike of rides with big scary drops, Charlie recounts how he nearly hit his brother in the head with a guitar and chased him with a baseball bat after being startled. Then he preemptively tells the others not to startle him.
** Ian quotes [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu's rant]] about how he stopped his crew from eating Star-Lord as a child.
--->'''Jerk:''' That's just what [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Fred Trump]] said to his kids every morning.
** When the vlog ends, Tony plays all six songs at the same time over the end credits.
** Due to a pause at the top of the ride, some people scream a little too soon. Or, as Tony calls it, [[SpeedSex "Premature exclamation".
** The RunningGag of how Tony never gets [[Music/TheJacksonFive "Want You Back"]] (though he does get it eventually).
** While discussing his dislike of rides with big scary drops, Charlie recounts how he nearly hit his brother in the head with a guitar and chased him with a baseball bat after being startled. Then he preemptively tells the others not to startle him.
** Ian quotes [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Yondu's rant]] about how he stopped his crew from eating Star-Lord as a child.
--->'''Jerk:''' That's just what [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Fred Trump]] said to his kids every morning.
** When the vlog ends, Tony plays all six songs at the same time over the end credits.
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** Captain Edgesword laments everyone getting too easily offended while [[HypocritalHumor screaming and bursting into tears]].
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** Captain Edgesword laments everyone getting too easily offended while [[HypocritalHumor [[HypocriticalHumor screaming and bursting into tears]].
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--> '''Jerk!As Keith Richards! As Franchise/WinnieThePooh:''' Oh, don't act so surprised, [[VocalTic mate!]] Everyone knows I've had more illegitimate cubs than you've had sandwiches! ''(chuckles)'' I don't even bother to wear pants, [[InsistentTerminology mate!]]
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--> '''Jerk!As Keith Richards! As Franchise/WinnieThePooh:''' Oh, don't act so surprised, [[VocalTic [[VerbalTic mate!]] Everyone knows I've had more illegitimate cubs than you've had sandwiches! ''(chuckles)'' I don't even bother to wear pants, [[InsistentTerminology mate!]]
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* There are two different versions of the end credits with different songs, both used so well that it's hard to tell which one was funnier: [[Film/HomeOnTheRange k.d. lang's "Little Patch of Heaven"]] or Roseanne's [[{{Pun}} butchering]] of the American NationalAnthem.
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* There are two different versions of the end credits with different songs, both used so well that it's hard to tell which one was funnier: [[Film/HomeOnTheRange [[WesternAnimation/HomeOnTheRange k.d. lang's "Little Patch of Heaven"]] or Roseanne's [[{{Pun}} butchering]] of the American NationalAnthem.
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* Jerk's new intro for his debut on [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family," an allusion to the recent name change of the company.
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* Jerk's new intro for his debut on [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] Website/ChannelAwesome has him call it "Channel Glasses That... Awesome With a Guy... Thing... family," an allusion to the recent name change of the company.
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* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: the line for Splash Mountain was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
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* Jerk's reasoning for why anyone would ride something as corny as The Country Bear Jamboree: ''Ride/CountryBearJamboree'': the line for Splash Mountain ''Ride/SplashMountain'' was too long and visitors just wanted some air conditioning.
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* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Micey Mousenblatt]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Even better is the reactions of the costume characters: Donald shakes his head, Mickey {{Facepalm}}s, and Goofy... either didn't notice Jerk got his name wrong, or doesn't care.
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* The protagonist of the film is [[StevenUlyssesPerhero [[ADogNamedDog a bear named Beary Barrington]], so Jerk follows that up by posing with the actual costume characters and dubbing them [[WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck Ducky Duckingham]], [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Micey Mousenblatt]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Zippo the Clown-faced Jerkwad]]. Even better is the reactions of the costume characters: Donald shakes his head, Mickey {{Facepalm}}s, and Goofy... either didn't notice Jerk got his name wrong, or doesn't care.
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* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
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* After Zeb beats a rival musician in a music compeitition, competition, Jerk laments that he spent $10,000 betting on the other musician.
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-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopi Goldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
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-->'''Jerk''': (''at the Golden Gate Bridge'') Yeah, it's okay but, if only it had a monorail going across it. (''at the Palace of Fine Arts'') Yeah, it's semi-breathtaking but, if only it had a Whoopi Goldberg Creator/WhoopiGoldberg film in it. (''at entrance to Disneyland'') Yeah, it's good but, if only it sucked, then you'd have something!
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* How he discusses the fact that Michael Jackson's real-life child molestation accusations turn the whole show into a FunnyAneurysmMoment. He invents a new show to replace it starring Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/MelGibson, and Tiger Woods, produced by Casey Anthony, and directed by Creator/RomanPolanski, with music by UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden.
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* How he discusses the fact that Michael Jackson's real-life child molestation accusations turn makes the whole show into a FunnyAneurysmMoment.HarsherInHindsight. He invents a new show to replace it starring Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/MelGibson, and Tiger Woods, produced by Casey Anthony, and directed by Creator/RomanPolanski, with music by UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden.
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* The Jerk tries to riff "[[Creator/EllenDeGeneres Ellen]]'s Energy Adventure" only to find that Ellen has already thought of all his jokes. But he finally gets a victory when he realizes the caveman who makes "an important discovery" is played by Michael Richards. "He discovered [[NWordPrivileges the racial epithet!]]" Cue cheesy music and goofy dance.
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* The Jerk tries to riff "[[Creator/EllenDeGeneres Ellen]]'s Energy Adventure" ''Ride/EllensEnergyAdventure'' only to find that Ellen has already thought of all his jokes. But he finally gets a victory when he realizes the caveman who makes "an important discovery" is played by Michael Richards. "He discovered [[NWordPrivileges the racial epithet!]]" Cue cheesy music and goofy dance.
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* Jerk's depicts the ABC laugh track audiences as being so brainwashed as to laugh at everything, including [[Series/FullHouse Michelle Tanner saying cutesy snarks]], "That's a lotta fish" from ''{{Film/Godzilla 1998}}'', and even ''Simba finding his father dead'' from ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''. Bonus points in that the shot of the audience laughing at the last scene includes [[TakeThatMe Jerk himself laughing in the crowd]].
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* Jerk's depicts the ABC laugh track audiences as being so brainwashed as to laugh at everything, including [[Series/FullHouse Michelle Tanner saying cutesy snarks]], "That's a lotta fish" from ''{{Film/Godzilla 1998}}'', and even ''Simba finding his father dead'' from ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''. Bonus points in that the shot of the audience laughing at the last scene includes [[TakeThatMe [[SelfDeprecation Jerk himself laughing in the crowd]].
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* Jerk trying not to comment on [[BlackComedy Michelle]] claiming [[FunnyAneurysmMoment she gags]] if she doesn't sit next to the window seat.
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* Jerk trying not to comment on [[BlackComedy Michelle]] claiming [[FunnyAneurysmMoment [[AccidentalInnuendo she gags]] if she doesn't sit next to the window seat.
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* Making Music/AlanisMorissette references [[NeverLiveItDown about Uncle Joey.]]
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* Making Music/AlanisMorissette references [[NeverLiveItDown about Uncle Joey.]]
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* Jerk's [[TakeThat rant about Urkel]].
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* Jerk's [[TakeThat [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech rant about Urkel]].
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* This joke was [[DudeNotFunny just too soon]].
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* This joke was [[DudeNotFunny just too soon]].soon.
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* Jerk [[{{Understatement}} doesn't like Darlene much.]]
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* Jerk [[{{Understatement}} doesn't like Darlene much.]]
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* There are two different versions of the end credits with different songs, both used so well that it's hard to tell which one was funnier: [[Film/HomeOnTheRange k.d. lang's "Little Patch of Heaven"]] or Roseanne's [[IncrediblyLamePun butchering]] of the American NationalAnthem.
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* There are two different versions of the end credits with different songs, both used so well that it's hard to tell which one was funnier: [[Film/HomeOnTheRange k.d. lang's "Little Patch of Heaven"]] or Roseanne's [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} butchering]] of the American NationalAnthem.
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-->'''Jerk!Therapist''': [[TakeThatMe What the hell is Blip...]]
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-->'''Jerk!Therapist''': [[TakeThatMe [[SelfDeprecation What the hell is Blip...]]
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* When the show has a CriticalResearchFailure during the subplot of Flash riding every Disney World ride.
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* When the show has a CriticalResearchFailure commits CowboyBebopAtHisComputer during the subplot of Flash riding every Disney World ride.
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* Jerk cautions the viewers prior to something he's surprised made it past ABC's censors: [[NotSoDire Eric's decoy Cory doll]]. Or, as Jerk calls it, [[TakeThat "the ABC 'Let's go to Disney World!' sitcom's]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny first hilarious joke"]].
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* Jerk cautions the viewers prior to something he's surprised made it past ABC's censors: [[NotSoDire Eric's decoy Cory doll]]. Or, as Jerk calls it, [[TakeThat [[ActuallyPrettyFunny "the ABC 'Let's go to Disney World!' sitcom's]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny sitcom's first hilarious joke"]].
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* His reference to the Weird Al Show:
-->'''Jerk''': But 'insert other thing that Caroline Rhea has done here' here helps Harvey escape the bitch by turning him into Weird Al's hamster!
-->'''Jerk''': But 'insert other thing that Caroline Rhea has done here' here helps Harvey escape the bitch by turning him into Weird Al's hamster!
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* His reference to the Weird Al Show:
''Series/TheWeirdAlShow'':
-->'''Jerk''': But 'insert other thing thatCaroline Rhea Creator/CarolineRhea has done here' here helps Harvey escape the bitch by turning him into Weird Al's hamster!
-->'''Jerk''': But 'insert other thing that
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* Concerning the Series/AccordingToJim two-parter "When You Wish Upon A Star", set on the Disney Cruise Line:
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* Concerning the Series/AccordingToJim ''Series/AccordingToJim'' two-parter "When You Wish Upon A Star", set on the Disney Cruise Line:
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--->'''Jerk!George Lopez''': ''You'' can win a vacation to Disneyland ''[[FalseReassurance if]]'' you can afford a trip to Disneyland! All you have to do is give all that precious money (gestures to Mickey head) to ''this'' thing!
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* After predicting that Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem will stay open way after people know what the franchise is, Jerk asks the audience to go to [[WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail Fievel's Playland]] at Universal Studios Florida and ask the children playing there who the fuck Fievel is. A warning then pops up advising the viewers not to do that unless they enjoy prison.
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* After predicting that Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem ''Ride/DespicableMeMinionMayhem'' will stay open way after people know what the franchise is, Jerk asks the audience to go to [[WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail Fievel's Playland]] at Universal Studios Florida and ask the children playing there who the fuck Fievel is. A warning then pops up advising the viewers not to do that unless they enjoy prison.
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* "Park still looks fake."
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* [[Film/BackToTheFuturePartII "Park still looks fake.""]]
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* Part 1 ends with Gingy saying "That (gingerbread) house cost me a lot of [[IncrediblyLamePun dough]]!" and Jerk, Spazz, Conspiracy Guy, and Kill Bosby just [[LamePunReaction staring coldly and silently into the camera.]]
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* Part 1 ends with Gingy saying "That (gingerbread) house cost me a lot of [[IncrediblyLamePun dough]]!" dough!" and Jerk, Spazz, Conspiracy Guy, and Kill Bosby just [[LamePunReaction staring coldly and silently into the camera.]]
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* When Jerk calls the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} for help, Janine (played by Spazz's wife Haley) says they don't help [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] contributors because WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic's old sketch with {{Film/Casper}} made them look like amateurs.
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* When Jerk calls the Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} for help, Janine (played by Spazz's wife Haley) says they don't help [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] Website/ChannelAwesome contributors because WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic's old sketch with {{Film/Casper}} made them look like amateurs.
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* Jerk is still filming his show in Universal Studios and refuses to go to Disneyland, even though Film/EscapeFromTomorrow was filmed in Disneyland and Disney World. [[spoiler:He leaves Universal when Spazzmaster tells him that Comcast owns Universal and shoots a new intro in an empty, overgrown urban lot. After this, he constantly changes locations throughout California for the rest of the review.]]
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* Jerk is still filming his show in Universal Studios and refuses to go to Disneyland, even though Film/EscapeFromTomorrow ''Film/EscapeFromTomorrow'' was filmed in Disneyland and Disney World. [[spoiler:He leaves Universal when Spazzmaster tells him that Comcast owns Universal and shoots a new intro in an empty, overgrown urban lot. After this, he constantly changes locations throughout California for the rest of the review.]]
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--> '''Jerk:''' Tear up your annual passes folks, this is "Film/NightAtTheMuseum 4: Escape from Tomorrow."
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--> '''Jerk:''' Tear up your annual passes folks, this is "Film/NightAtTheMuseum ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum 4: Escape from Tomorrow."''
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* Part 3 starts with Jerk explaining that he [[Creator/JamesRolfe refuses to]] [[Film/{{Ghostbusters 2016}} review the rest]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything of the]] [[TakeThat movie,]] and that he plans to make several videos on how refuses to review it, and then more about how he [[OverlyLongGag refuses to refuse to make those videos]], and...
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* Part 3 starts with Jerk explaining that he [[Creator/JamesRolfe refuses to]] [[Film/{{Ghostbusters 2016}} review the rest]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything of the]] [[TakeThat of the movie,]] and that he plans to make several videos on how refuses to review it, and then more about how he [[OverlyLongGag refuses to refuse to make those videos]], and...
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* Jerk’s reaction to Film/TheCountryBears having a higher Website/RottenTomatoes score than not only The Haunted Mansion, but also [[spoiler: ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'']].
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* Jerk’s reaction to Film/TheCountryBears ''Film/TheCountryBears'' having a higher Website/RottenTomatoes score than not only The Haunted Mansion, but also [[spoiler: ''Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice'']].
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** In an attempt to get her on their side, they show off plans for a land based off Literature/TheCasualVacancy, which Rowling admits to not having even ''read''. The land consists only of a vacant lot. "A CASUAL vacant lot!"
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** In an attempt to get her on their side, they show off plans for a land based off Literature/TheCasualVacancy, ''Literature/TheCasualVacancy'', which Rowling admits to not having even ''read''. The land consists only of a vacant lot. "A CASUAL vacant lot!"
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* Where's The Fat, Universal?: An allusion to Doug Walker's short film "Where's The Fair Use"? The kicker is the end where [[spoiler:the Nostalgia Critic comes along and reveals that Jerk wasn't too fat to ride; he was wearing a sweatshirt around his waist in case it got cold. ''[[TooDumbToLive In California.]]'']]
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* Where's The Fat, Universal?: An allusion to Doug Walker's short film "Where's The Fair Use"? The kicker is the end where [[spoiler:the Nostalgia Critic comes along and reveals that Jerk wasn't too fat to ride; he was wearing a sweatshirt around his waist in case it got cold. ''[[TooDumbToLive In California.]]'']]]]
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** [[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]] types a comment on the internet saying he liked ''Film/StarWarsTheLastJedi'' only to get hit with a backdraft by mostly angry men. Then he says Rey and Kylo as a couple sounds silly and gets a backdraft of mostly angry women. The bit then segues into a TakeThat towards Star Wars' fans and an explanation why comments are disabled.
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** [[WebVideo/WhatWeHadToWatch Il Neige]] types a comment on the internet saying he liked ''Film/StarWarsTheLastJedi'' ''Film/TheLastJedi'' only to get hit with a backdraft by mostly angry men. Then he says Rey and Kylo as a couple sounds silly and gets a backdraft of mostly angry women. The bit then segues into a TakeThat towards Star Wars' fans and an explanation why comments are disabled.
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** Garrett jokes that Ride/MickeysPhilharmagic features Donald Duck more than Mickey. [[Ride/MuppetVision3D "It's called a salute to all IP but mostly Donald Duck."]]
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** Garrett jokes that Ride/MickeysPhilharmagic ''Ride/MickeysPhilharmagic'' features Donald Duck more than Mickey. [[Ride/MuppetVision3D "It's called a salute to all IP but mostly Donald Duck."]]
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* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Black Panther]], and the Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
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* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Black Panther]], and the Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Franchise/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. [[spoiler:Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.]]
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** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occassion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
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** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occassion.occasion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
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** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "[[IncrediblyLamePun What do you think you have]], MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* One Movie Later - The Further Adventures of Walt's Frozen Head:
* One Movie Later - The Further Adventures of Walt's Frozen Head:
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** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "[[IncrediblyLamePun What "What do you think you have]], have, MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* One Movie Later -The Further Adventures of Walt's Frozen Head:''Film/TheFurtherAdventuresOfWaltsFrozenHead'':
* One Movie Later -
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** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was "Film/TheFloridaProject."
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** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was "Film/TheFloridaProject."''Film/TheFloridaProject''.
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--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
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--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
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** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of Series/OnceUponATime as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
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** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of Series/OnceUponATime ''Series/OnceUponATime'' as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
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** Jerk reimagines Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
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** Jerk reimagines Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom'' where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
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* One of his best [[ShoutOut shout-outs]], courtesy of his ''State of the Parks'' video about the possibility of a ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' ride replacing the California ''Twilight Zone'' Tower of Terror:
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* One of his best [[ShoutOut shout-outs]], courtesy of his ''State of the Parks'' video about the possibility of a ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' ''Franchise/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' ride replacing the California ''Twilight Zone'' Tower of Terror:
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--->'''Cast of ''Film/{{Clue}}'':''' [[DeadpanSnarker Too]] [[SelfDeprecation late.]]
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--->'''Cast of ''Film/{{Clue}}'':''' [[DeadpanSnarker Too]] [[SelfDeprecation Too late.]]
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*** Someone edited the video so the freakout is set to "[[SanitySlippageSong Combine Harvester]]" from [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's show, ''Atop the Fourth Wall'']].
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*** Someone edited the video so the freakout is set to "[[SanitySlippageSong Combine Harvester]]" from [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara's show, ''Atop the Fourth Wall'']].''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''.
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* The State of the Parks for the [[Ride/SplashMountain Splash Mountain]] retheming based on ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'':
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* The State of the Parks for the [[Ride/SplashMountain Splash Mountain]] ''Ride/SplashMountain'' retheming based on ''WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'':
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** Jerk gets photobombed by a WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants walkaround character.
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** Jerk gets photobombed by a WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants walkaround character.
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** Captain Edgesword laments [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad everyone getting too easily offended]] while [[{{Hypocrite}} screaming and bursting into tears]].
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** Captain Edgesword laments [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad everyone getting too easily offended]] offended while [[{{Hypocrite}} [[HypocritalHumor screaming and bursting into tears]].
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* After watching ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'', Jerk, Nick, and Rosenhacker contrast the beautiful propaganda vision of Tomorrowland with the deserted, abandoned, dilapidated buildings of the real city.
-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
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* Jerk's comments on Jim trying to make out with his wife on a Winnie the Pooh ride.
-->'''Jerk:''' (As Jim) Come on, honey! You know I have [[BestialityIsDepraved a thing for bears]].\\
'''Jerk:''' (As Emily) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant I thought you meant]] [[TheBear large, hairy gay men!]]\\
'''Jerk:''' (As Jim) That too. Now come on! The kids aren't gonna [[ParentalSexualitySquick traumatise]] themselves!
-->'''Jerk:''' (As Jim) Come on, honey! You know I have [[BestialityIsDepraved a thing for bears]].\\
'''Jerk:''' (As Emily) [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant I thought you meant]] [[TheBear large, hairy gay men!]]\\
'''Jerk:''' (As Jim) That too. Now come on! The kids aren't gonna [[ParentalSexualitySquick traumatise]] themselves!
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** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]"
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** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]"]]" (Except the ones fired for sexual misconduct).
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
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** Tony speculates that the movie's amusement park looks so generic because Nickelodeon wants a real-life version to be easy to build.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
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** While the others say how unhappy they were to have wasted time on this movie, Chris says he is ''thrilled'' to have undergone ThePenance of watching this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
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** Haley points out that the main theme of the movie was about an OverprotectiveDad letting go of his daughter as she grows up and also about Walt letting go of his parks.
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
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* Jerk's imagines how the tractor "ride" must have been thought up.\\
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* Jerk's imagines how the tractor "ride" must have been thought up.\\
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* The Jerk's idea of what happened to Captain EO after the movie. He is tried in Galactic Superior Court where he is found guilty of insubordination. He and his [[Music/JanetJackson sister]] (who is being punished for [[WardrobeMalfunction showing her nipple]]) are put on a [[http://www.vevo.com/watch/michael-jackson/Scream/USSM20301503 colorless spaceship]] and sent to a deserted planet where they [[AdamAndEvePlot populate the world]]. And the descendants of their [[VillainousIncest unholy]] [[BrotherSisterIncest incestuous]] union still live on that planet today. And that planet is called...'''[[EarthAllAlong EARTH!!!]]'''
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* The Jerk's idea of what happened to Captain EO after the movie. He is tried in Galactic Superior Court where he is found guilty of insubordination. He and his [[Music/JanetJackson sister]] (who is being punished for [[WardrobeMalfunction showing her nipple]]) are put on a [[http://www.vevo.com/watch/michael-jackson/Scream/USSM20301503 [[https://youtu.be/0P4A1K4lXDo colorless spaceship]] and sent to a deserted planet where they [[AdamAndEvePlot populate the world]]. And the descendants of their [[VillainousIncest unholy]] [[BrotherSisterIncest incestuous]] union still live on that planet today. And that planet is called...'''[[EarthAllAlong EARTH!!!]]'''
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(''lightning crashes as [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "The Bells of Notre Dame"]] plays'')\\
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---> “So coming up right here is the Eisner montage, tying into the 10 Years of DCA video depicting Michael Eisner as a Bond villain with the music Hellfire from [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackofNotreDame Hunchback of Notre Dame]] which, by the way, was Michael Eisner’s favorite movie that he greenlit while at Disney. I don’t know what that says about the man psychologically, I just think it’s an interesting piece of tri-yeah! This was fun to edit, yo! Uh, finding metaphorical imagery for the rise of for the rise of Michael Eisner! So come on, come on, come on, rise up!”
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---> “So coming up right here is the Eisner montage, tying into the 10 Years of DCA video depicting Michael Eisner as a Bond villain with the music Hellfire from [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackofNotreDame [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackofNotreDameDisney Hunchback of Notre Dame]] which, by the way, was Michael Eisner’s favorite movie that he greenlit while at Disney. I don’t know what that says about the man psychologically, I just think it’s an interesting piece of tri-yeah! This was fun to edit, yo! Uh, finding metaphorical imagery for the rise of for the rise of Michael Eisner! So come on, come on, come on, rise up!”