History Funny / Smite

* Just the fact that the WebVideo/VShojo girls have become skins for certain gods, complete with them providing their own custom voice lines. [[Characters/VShojoEnglishIronmouse Ironmouse]]-as-Persephone in particular doesn't even ''try'' cleaning up her usual [[SirSwearsALot foul mouth]], resulting in ''plenty'' of {{Sound Effect Bleep}}s.

* Just the fact the WebVideo/VShojo girls have become skins for certain gods, complete with them providing their own custom voice lines. [[Characters/VShojoEnglishIronmouse Ironmouse]]-as-Persephone in particular doesn't even ''try'' cleaning up her usual [[SirSwearsALot foul mouth]], resulting in ''plenty'' of {{Sound Effect Bleep}}s.

* Just the fact the WebVideo/VShojo girls have become skins for certain gods, complete with providing their own custom voice lines. [[Characters/VShojoEnglishIronmouse Ironmouse]]-as-Persephone in particular doesn't even ''try'' cleaning up her usual [[SirSwearsALot foul mouth]], resulting in ''plenty'' of {{Sound Effect Bleep}}s.

* As part of the cross-promotion with ''The Transformers'', Geb, Ra, and Jing Wei got new Legendary skins to turn them into Optimus Prime, Megatron, and Starscream. And as Legendary skins, they have fully voiced dialogue for every action, including jokes. "This is bad comedy" indeed.

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C9bd4tuy48M The trailer for the Nickelodeon crossover]] is full of funny moments, from Zeus hosting a talk show, to Zim chasing Rocko through the TV studio (apparently having mistaken him for [[SitcomArchNemesis Dib]]), to the very end:

* Maui’s “Your Welcome” line is him going “C’mon… You know” in a nervous tone. It seems even the great demigod of the wind and sea is afraid of invoking the wrath of [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Disney’s Lawyers.]]
* 2023's April Fools video, following up the inclusion of Martichoras/the Manticore, gives us a new silly God Reveal... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGskregvtRI The Minion.]] It's as ridiculous as it sounds.

* Kulkukan's win animation. He conjures up a tornado, smugly admiring his work, as Denton comes in dressed like a TV news reporter (complete with a wig and a microphone!) and mumbles a weather report on the twister behind him...until the wind knocks the microphone out of the poor cyclops' hand, and he gets caught in the tornado! Poor Denton is twirled around screaming before he's dumped back on the ground in a daze, [[JerkAss much to Kulkukan's amusement]]. And then Kulkukan casts his ultimate, sending Denton flying off-screen with a yell of terror.
** His ''losing'' animation is also a riot: Denton and his son use Kulkukan ''as a kite!'' And even better, the poor snake seems to be still alive during all this. That's right: [[SoreLoser the Dragon God of the Nine Winds is so depressed at losing that he'll let a lowly cyclops and his kid fly him around, without objection.]]
* Kulkukan's line when killing Sobek is so [[JerkAss mean-spirited]] it's hilarious:

* Maui’s “Your Welcome” line is him going “C’mon… You know” in a nervous tone. It seems even the great demigod of the wind and sea is afraid of invoking the wrath of [[WesternAnimation/{{Moana}} Disney’s Lawyers.]]

'''Zim:''' ''[points and cackles with glee]''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIW9rVd5sc 2016 April Fools' joke: The Manticore reveal video.]] Which not only makes for a ridiculous 'God' reveal, two other male narrators that stood in for the lore lady during her RageQuit time against Ratatoskr butt in to 'compete' on describing the Manticore and take potshots at each others' style. The best part? The lore lady getting taunted at not having her own announcer pack even if it's well-requested and some other announcers got them already. It goes even more HilariousInHindsight, because the Lore Lady is getting her Announcer Pack as part of the Odyssey 2016 rewards.

* [[NoPronunciationGuide Not sure how to pronounce Jormungandr]]? Don't worry, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIqy8TeDvMw neither does anyone at Hi-Rez's associated studios]].

* A variety of promotional or just plain humorous videos have the RunningGag of reused footage of [[EveryCarIsAPinto a car exploding]]. [[https://youtu.be/ytP-cZBLnZw?t=55 For]] [[https://youtu.be/C0Q5ExaBKaQ?t=69 some]] [[https://youtu.be/dwem57ltzDU?t=50 examples...]]

-->'''Megatron''': I really hate the number seven... That's it, That's the joke. Do I have to spell it out for you?! ''Seven is a'' ''''PRIME''''' ''number!'' Sheesh...

--> “A child and her daggers are no match for— [[LittleMissBadass OH]] [[SeaMonster GODS!”]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3wwBnLlmE Hera's teaser trailer, even in cartoon form.]] Someone comes knocking to Olympus' throne room and when Hera looks at her mate... he's gone, with 'Out Lunch' message. And by 'Out Lunch', knowing Zeus, it means [[ReallyGetsAround hitting and possibly impregnating women]]... [[MisterSeahorse even himself.]] Hera is ''not'' amused, even if it's just another Tuesday of being Zeus' wife.

-->'''[[AxCrazy Dark]]:''' We'll kill them, eat their flesh and drink their souls!
-->'''[[GenkiGirl Light]]:''' Souls. Yeah, go team!

-->'''Light:''' Oh, why can't I keep a boyfriend?
-->'''Dark:''' Because you're ugly and you let people run all over you!
-->'''Light:''' Why are you so mean?

-->'''Light:''' I know! We should make cookies!
-->'''Dark:''' Cookies? ''Cookies!?'' What the *** is ''wrong'' with you?

-->(Retreating from fight)
-->'''Dark''': Don't you think for a second I won't be back to get you!
-->'''Light''': Can't we just stay in base and bake?

-->(Buy Consumables)
-->'''Light''': Ooh, this will help!
-->'''Dark''': Who says I'm sharing with you!?

-->(Buy Defensive Item)
-->'''Light''': Always best to play it safe!
-->'''Dark''': Sell it, sell it, SELL IT NOW!

-->'''Xbalanque''': '''[[ChewingTheScenery AAAARRGGGH!! I'M SUMMONING THE APOCALYYYYYYYPSE!!]]''' Ha ha ha! Nah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I don't have that power!
-->'''Xbalanque''': 12-21-12. Ha ha ha! You guys are so gullible...

-->''Aww... Do I have to??''

--> '''Athena:''' [[SoreLoser Pfft, you think you're good at weaving? Wanna have a contest?]]
--> '''Medusa:''' DON'T DO IT!

-->''[[NoSenseOfHumor Still not funny.]]''

--> '''Redditor A:''' This is the most Hi-Rez thing I've ever had the blessing to watch
--> '''Redditor B:''' I bet Andy did it.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn3wwBnLlmE Hera's teaser trailer, even in cartoon form.]] Someone comes knocking to Olympus' throne room and when Hera looks at her mate... he's gone, with 'Out Lunch' message. And by 'Out Lunch', knowing Zeus, it means [[TheCasanova hitting and possibly impregnating women]]... [[MisterSeahorse even himself.]] Hera is ''not'' amused, even if it's just another Tuesday of being Zeus' wife.

* As part of "Odyssey: Perilous Seas", one of the highest rewards was a legendary skin for Cthulhu that turned him from a menacing, unknowable nightmare manifested into the physical realm... to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dbD_MawpnY rubberhose, squeaky-voiced pompous cartoon villain that can still hit exactly as hard.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/h1b5ELVFq5k Gilgamesh? More like Gilgafresh.]]

* How would you herald the upcoming release of [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu and a Lovecraftian pantheon]] into SMITE? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_ZH-5iXCU&feature=emb_logo With dank memes, of course!]]

* How would you herald the upcoming release of [[/Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu and a Lovecraftian pantheon]] into SMITE? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_ZH-5iXCU&feature=emb_logo With dank memes, of course!]]

** [[https://youtu.be/Q-LGWeHAt0M?t=55 Zeus wants his stun back]], Ajax... and Ajax might have [[EyeScream taken Odin's eye?]]

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFm3XBpEQBg Two]]
[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udAvxn_zrN4 videos]] were released of voicelines that were written for a variety of gods and skins, but cut for being too vulgar for a Rated T for Teen game. The unflattering picture of the game's lead designer who cut them is just the start of the laughs.

* 2017 went without April Fools, but for the 2018 April Fool... Behold, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMKm2ThMBz4 Fenrir, The Next God Reveal!]] ... Wait, what? Okay, it isn't so much of a revamped God Reveal for Fenrir, but a parody of God Reveal videos that touches on how [[MemeticMutation people kept claiming that the next God is Fenrir]] due to how long he was in DevelopmentHell. And the abilities isn't so much of Fenrir's, but more like "Your pet dog, if it became a Smite God." It's complete with the ability icons being actual pictures of dogs, [[CutenessProximity the narrator being lost in how adorable he is]] (aside from when he's marking his territory), and chasing Ratatoskr at the end.

* Ra may have an AnnoyingLaugh, but tell him to do that via emote, and even he can't help but cough at it and is reduced to a non-laughing "Ka... ka... ka..."