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* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[IBangedYourMom "I fucked your mom"]]...[[spoiler: ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1510 to his own unborn child]]''.]]

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* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[IBangedYourMom "I fucked your mom"]]...[[spoiler: ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1510 to his own unborn child]]''.child''.]]



* [[spoiler: [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1665 "You named her after a danged Ninja Turtle, didn't you?"]]]]

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* [[spoiler: [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1665 "You named her after a danged Ninja Turtle, didn't you?"]]]]you?"]]



-->'''Galasso:''' I proffer naïve, dupable citizen, that it is time this country stopped blaming Reagan for all its problems.

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-->'''Galasso:''' I proffer naïve, dupable citizen, that it is time this country stopped blaming Reagan for all its problems.



* After ''Shortpacked!'' officially ended, Willis added a comic once a year on April Fools Day. Usually. However, in 2019 he found a concept so funny he couldn't wait till the next April Fools Day: [[spoiler:the thing Ethan loves that he must sacrifice to get a Soul Stone is a Dinobot.]]
-->'''Red Skull:''' You ''cannot'' love [[spoiler:a toy]]!\\

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* After ''Shortpacked!'' officially ended, Willis added a comic once a year on April Fools Day. Usually. However, in 2019 he found a concept so funny he couldn't wait till the next April Fools Day: [[spoiler:the the thing Ethan loves that he must sacrifice to get a Soul Stone is a Dinobot.]]
Dinobot.
-->'''Red Skull:''' You ''cannot'' love [[spoiler:a toy]]!\\a toy!\\
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* God's opinions on typefaces, the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rat-lovin']] Goths, and Series/GreenArrow made [[TakeThat pretty dang clear]].

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* God's opinions on typefaces, the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rat-lovin']] Goths, and Series/GreenArrow ComicBook/GreenArrow made [[TakeThat pretty dang clear]].
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-->'''NSA man:''' This one sure likes singing [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Let It Go]] off-key to himself over and over 'till someone comes home.

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-->'''NSA man:''' This one sure likes singing [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Let [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Let It Go]] Go"]] off-key to himself over and over 'till someone comes home.
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* [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/pandemic April Fools 2020]]: Amber was too absorbed in playing her Nintendo Switch to realize that a pandemic was going on ''or'' that there's a new Animal Crossing game.
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* After ''Shortpacked!'' officially ended, Willis added a comic once a year on April Fools Day. Usually. However, in 2019 he found a concept so funny he couldn't wait till the next April Fools Day: [[spoiler:the thing Ethan loves that he must sacrifice to get a Soul Stone is a Dinobot.]]
-->'''Red Skull:''' You ''cannot'' love [[spoiler:a toy]]!\\
'''Ethan:''' Yeah? [[https://shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you Try me.]]
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* Around Thanksgiving 2010 Willis had "a personal appeal from Shortpacked! creator, David Willis" with funny pictures of Willis (it was an ad to get people to buy Walkyverse stuff, making fun of [[TheOtherWiki Jimmy Wales' personal appeal]]). The Fazoli's Kid also made a personal appeal. Most people spent more time refreshing the page to see all the different pictures than they did reading the comic.

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* Around Thanksgiving 2010 Willis had "a personal appeal from Shortpacked! creator, David Willis" with funny pictures of Willis (it was an ad to get people to buy Walkyverse stuff, making fun of [[TheOtherWiki [[Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} Jimmy Wales' personal appeal]]). The Fazoli's Kid also made a personal appeal. Most people spent more time refreshing the page to see all the different pictures than they did reading the comic.
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* "You know how freelancing is! You're never off the clock!" - Spoken by [[Franchise/TransformersFilmSeries Megatron]].

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* "You know how freelancing is! You're never off the clock!" - Spoken by [[Franchise/TransformersFilmSeries [[Film/TransformersFilmSeries Megatron]].
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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1445 Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]]. The OsamaBinLaden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...

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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1445 Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]]. The OsamaBinLaden UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
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** The AltTex adds to it: "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not that I would know anything about that.]]"

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** The AltTex AltText adds to it: "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not that I would know anything about that.]]"
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* Ken's reaction to learning about the NSA's spying is pure terror. Why? Well...
-->'''NSA man:''' This one sure likes singing [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Let It Go]] off-key to himself over and over 'till someone comes home.
** The AltTex adds to it: "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not that I would know anything about that.]]"
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* [[RebuildOfEvangelion Shinji]]. [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1415 Knucks.]]

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* [[RebuildOfEvangelion [[Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion Shinji]]. [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1415 Knucks.]]
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--> '''Leslie:'' [--I have other attributes.--]

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--> '''Leslie:'' '''Leslie:''' [--I have other attributes.--]
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* Sydney's team consists of a few people and a robot. Galasso's consists of:
--> '''Galasso:''' ...a ''ninja'', a ''speedster'', a ''superhero'' and a ''lesbian''.
--> '''Leslie:'' [--I have other attributes.--]
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* Any time Leslie is [[CutenessProximity near a baby for too long]].
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* God's opinions on typefaces, the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rat-lovin']] Goths, and Series/GreenArrow made [[TakeThat pretty dang clear]].
-->'''God:''' ''There's not even any [[Series/{{Smallville}} Chloe Sullivan]]. '''I don't even know what you're doing.'''''
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* The real reason Hurricane Sandy hit New York? God wanted Series/Community back on TV.

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* The real reason Hurricane Sandy hit New York? God wanted Series/Community Series/{{Community}} back on TV.
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* The real reason Hurricane Sandy hit New York? God wanted Series/Community back on TV.
-->'''God:''' "''It's October 19th when I fucking '''say''' it's October 19th, motherfuckers!''"
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-->'''Faz:''' The graph has spoken.

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-->'''Faz:''' The graph has spoken.spoken.
* "You know how freelancing is! You're never off the clock!" - Spoken by [[Franchise/TransformersFilmSeries Megatron]].
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* A crowning moment of InsaneTrollLogic, when Ethan tries to get rid of Faz.
-->'''Faz:''' Contrary to what he says, I have here a graph, with a line moving upwards.
-->'''Ethan:''' You don't even know what that line represents.
-->'''Galasso:''' The line represents up-ness.
-->'''Faz:''' Faz is victorious.

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* A crowning moment of InsaneTrollLogic, when Ethan tries to get rid of Faz.
the Customer Protection Rackets.
-->'''Faz:''' Contrary to what he says, claims, I have a graph here a graph, with that shows a line moving upwards.
clearly going up.
-->'''Ethan:''' You don't even know what that line represents.
represents!!!.
-->'''Galasso:''' The line It represents up-ness.
'''up'''ness.
-->'''Faz:''' Faz is victorious.The graph has spoken.
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* Robin shows Malaya [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2020 just why Leslie might be so forgiving of her]].

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* Robin shows Malaya [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2020 just why Leslie might be so forgiving of her]].her]].
* The conclusion to the robber storyline, complete with an... unusual cameo.
-->'''Robber:''' IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! RONALD REAGAN BROKE MY LEGS!
-->'''Galasso:''' I proffer naïve, dupable citizen, that it is time this country stopped blaming Reagan for all its problems.
-->'''[[ComicBook/TheTransformersMegaseries Ratchet]]:''' I hear ya, pal.
* A crowning moment of InsaneTrollLogic, when Ethan tries to get rid of Faz.
-->'''Faz:''' Contrary to what he says, I have here a graph, with a line moving upwards.
-->'''Ethan:''' You don't even know what that line represents.
-->'''Galasso:''' The line represents up-ness.
-->'''Faz:''' Faz is victorious.
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* Although a lot of the Lucy/Malaya rivalry is just kinda sad, there are funny parts too.

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* Although a lot of the Lucy/Malaya rivalry is just kinda sad, [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1754 there are funny parts too.]]
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* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=310 Hi I'm Daisy!]]"

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* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=310 Hi I'm Daisy!]]"Daisy!]]"
* Robin shows Malaya [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2020 just why Leslie might be so forgiving of her]].

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* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-4/04-girls-kiss-in-this-story/dumbass/ What did you do to my lesbian?]]" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/13-its-a-long-long-way-to-botcon/burnsauce/ Burnsauce]] - [[ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse Lynn Johnson's work]] [[TakeThat condensed into a single comic.]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/blog/comic/book-6/01-seasonal-employee-affective-disorder/trophy/ Mario points out the obvious]].
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/chalkboard/ Robin's]] [[RubeGoldbergDevice plan]] to [[ShipperOnDeck get Ethan to have sex with Thad]] from ''Shortpacked!''
** And [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/posteriorbreach/ next comic]], things don't [[EpicFail go well]].
* [[http://shortpacked.com/comic/book-4/07-the-tome-of-the-ages/mom/ Mike's Your Mom joke failing]].

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* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-4/04-girls-kiss-in-this-story/dumbass/ com/index.php?id=367 What did you do to my lesbian?]]" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/13-its-a-long-long-way-to-botcon/burnsauce/ com/index.php?id=486 Burnsauce]] - [[ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse Lynn Johnson's work]] [[TakeThat condensed into a single comic.]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/blog/comic/book-6/01-seasonal-employee-affective-disorder/trophy/ com/index.php?id=590 Mario points out the obvious]].
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/chalkboard/ com/index.php?id=597 Robin's]] [[RubeGoldbergDevice plan]] to [[ShipperOnDeck get Ethan to have sex with Thad]] from ''Shortpacked!''
** And [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/02-proposition-469/posteriorbreach/ com/index.php?id=598 next comic]], things don't [[EpicFail go well]].
* [[http://shortpacked.com/comic/book-4/07-the-tome-of-the-ages/mom/ [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=408 Mike's Your Mom joke failing]].



** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/03-totally-babies/pastdue/ What the hell is taking this thing so damn long?!]]

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** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/03-totally-babies/pastdue/ com/index.php?id=1655 What the hell is taking this thing so damn long?!]]



* Mike meets a guy who is [[strike: a huge asshole]] ''anti-social''. The guy acts like he's awesome because of it and says "whatcha gonna do, really". [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/asshole-2/#comment-27377 Mike gives him an answer.]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/furry/ Minimalism.]]
* Faz is a great source of these. His first is [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ this:]]

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* Mike meets a guy who is [[strike: a huge asshole]] ''anti-social''. The guy acts like he's awesome because of it and says "whatcha gonna do, really". [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/asshole-2/#comment-27377 com/index.php?id=1398 Mike gives him an answer.]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/furry/ com/index.php?id=1399 Minimalism.]]
* Faz is a great source of these. His first is [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ com/index.php?id=149 this:]]



-->'''Faz:''' At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we ''increase'' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]]
-->'''Ethan:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]]
-->'''Faz:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/10-faz-gets-his-comeuppance/boyfriend-2/ Allow Faz final words to his genitals.]]
* '''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/gaybar/ They have gay BARS now?!]]'''
* [[RebuildOfEvangelion Shinji]]. [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/praise-2/ Knucks.]]
* Robin's...[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/coyote-2/ interesting]] analogy for coming out of the closet.

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-->'''Faz:''' At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we ''increase'' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ com/index.php?id=657 the likelihood.]]
-->'''Ethan:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ com/index.php?id=703 Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]]
-->'''Faz:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/10-faz-gets-his-comeuppance/boyfriend-2/ com/index.php?id=986 Allow Faz final words to his genitals.]]
* '''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/gaybar/ com/index.php?id=711 They have gay BARS now?!]]'''
* [[RebuildOfEvangelion Shinji]]. [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/praise-2/ com/index.php?id=1415 Knucks.]]
* Robin's...[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/coyote-2/ com/index.php?id=1429 interesting]] analogy for coming out of the closet.



* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/minicon/ Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]]. The OsamaBinLaden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/rape/ This]]
-->'''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a very important business deal.]]
* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[IBangedYourMom "I fucked your mom"]]...[[spoiler: ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords to his own unborn child]]''.]]
* Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/medication/ hilarity ensues.]]

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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/minicon/ com/index.php?id=1445 Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]]. The OsamaBinLaden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/rape/ This]]
-->'''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/
com/index.php?id=1264 This man's genitals are part of a very important business deal.]]
* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[IBangedYourMom "I fucked your mom"]]...[[spoiler: ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords com/index.php?id=1510 to his own unborn child]]''.]]
* Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/medication/ com/index.php?id=1530 hilarity ensues.]]



** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/prescription-2/ Part 2.]]

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** [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/prescription-2/ com/index.php?id=1531/ Part 2.]]



* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/06-the-drama-tag/librarian/ How'd you sleep, darling?]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-10/04-hamalanche/molest/ "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"]]
* [[spoiler: [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/03-totally-babies/birth/ "You named her after a danged Ninja Turtle, didn't you?"]]]]

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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/06-the-drama-tag/librarian/ com/index.php?id=188 How'd you sleep, darling?]]
* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-10/04-hamalanche/molest/ com/index.php?id=1085 "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"]]
* [[spoiler: [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/03-totally-babies/birth/ com/index.php?id=1665 "You named her after a danged Ninja Turtle, didn't you?"]]]]



* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/07-dirty-pool/hiimdaisy/ Hi I'm Daisy!]]"

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* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/07-dirty-pool/hiimdaisy/ com/index.php?id=310 Hi I'm Daisy!]]"
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--> '''Bullock:''' "[[Film/BatmanAndRobin He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."

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--> ---> '''Bullock:''' "[[Film/BatmanAndRobin He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."
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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2007/comic/book-4/13-its-a-long-long-way-to-botcon/burnsauce/ Burnsauce]] - [[ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse Lynn Johnson's work]] [[TakeThat condensed into a single comic.]]
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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a]] ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ very]]'' ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ important business deal.]]

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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a]] ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ very]]'' ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ a very important business deal.]]

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* [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ "Contrary to what]] ''he'' claims, I have a graph here that shows a line clearly going ''up''."



-->'''Faz:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we]] ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]]'' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]]

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-->'''Faz:''' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we]] ''[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]]'' we ''increase'' [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]]
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-->'''Jesus:''' ...I get used for this way too much.

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-->'''Jesus:''' ...I get used for this way too much.much.
* "[[http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/07-dirty-pool/hiimdaisy/ Hi I'm Daisy!]]"
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* "I'm Greg Killmaster!" "No, I'M Greg Killmaster!" "I'm THREE Greg Killmasters!"

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* "I'm Greg Killmaster!" "No, I'M Greg Killmaster!" "I'm THREE Greg Killmasters!"Killmasters!"
* Although a lot of the Lucy/Malaya rivalry is just kinda sad, there are funny parts too.
-->'''Lucy:''' You wouldn't hurt someone standing behind the ''historical Jesus'', would you?
-->'''Jesus:''' ...I get used for this way too much.

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