History Funny / Shazam2019

* The TakeThat at [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice]] in the climax where a child is playing with action figures of Superman and Batman, having them fight each other...but then when he sees Shazam and Sivana fighting each other out the window, he promptly drops both figures to the floor, all interest in his Batman VS Superman game being lost.

* Eugene stealing the bully's nunchucks to try to defend Freddie and promptly hitting himself in the head as he's flailing it around.

* Superhero!Darla telling the mall Santa she just rescued that she has been a GOOD girl and nearly squees aloud when she sees him.

* As Shazam prevents Darla from screaming by HandGagging, Freddy notes "Putting your mouth over her hand like you're kidnapping her is not gonna make her less scared".

-->'''Freddy:''' You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?\\

* As Shazam prevents Darla from screaming by HandGagging, Freddy notes "muting her like a kidnapper won't help things".

* Darla telling the mall Santa she just rescued that she has been a GOOD girl and nearly squees aloud when she sees him.

* During his attempt at bringing the last of the Seven Deadly Sins out of Sivana, Shazam notes Lust was "not as sexy as I hoped."

* The return of Shazam on the subway has him complimented by a man who loves the outfit.

--->'''Freddy:''' His name... is Captain Sparkle Fingers.\\

** This RunningGag provides some of the best dialogue in the movie, with Shazam shooting down names such as "Captain Philadelphia" ("that sounds like something with cream cheese!").

* Now that Billy has an adult form:

** He then [[TheUnsmile smiles awkwardly]] to the clerk after finishing his sentence. The clerk then unamusedly and lethargically looks up from her phone and points over to the aisle.

-->'''Shazam:''' [[HellYesMoment I'm bulletproof! Hahaha!]] ''[[MoodWhiplash [stops laughing and glares] ]]'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You're dead]].

--->'''Freddy:''' Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?\\
'''Shazam:''' Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face! Wait, what? ''[gets shot in the face several times]'' ...That kinda tickles.

--> '''Darla:''' (''Beat'') [[BlatantLies Moderate]].\\
'''Freddy:''' [[FlatYes No]].\\
'''Billy:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh god]].

* The fist time ever Billy changes back from Shazam in a panic. When he does, it shorts out the electricity throughout the ''entire'' foster home. Victor thinks it was the result of him [[RefugeInAudacity screwing in a lightbulb]].

--> '''Shazam:''' Stupid power.

* One of the trailers uses, of all things, "[[{{Music/Eminem}} The Real Slim Shady]]", doubtless both a nod to how Billy Batson summons his powers by [[SayMyName invoking the name]] of the Wizard Shazam, and of course with the [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 competing Marvel movie]] whose protagonist goes by the same name that Shazam ''[[IAmNotShazam used]]'' to go by [[MythologyGag in the comics.]]

** The first official picture of Shazam casually enjoying a soft drink, promoted at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino. That picture has gone {{memetic|mutation}}, with people photoshopping it in screencaps of other movies or real life photos, often to hilarious effect as if Shazam was saying [[PassThePopcorn "Go on, I'm just watching".]]

** Just the fact that the robbers are going along with it without questioning it. Shazam even [[TooDumbToLive returns the gun to one of the robbers]] so he can continue shooting him.

'''Shazam:''' You're welcome.

-->'''Shazam:''' What's that? You say you'll give me everything I ever wanted?\\
'''Mary''' ''(and others)''''':''' Don't do it!\\
'''Shazam:''' Psych! Did you really think I was going to put a demon orb in my head? That's gross.

** Freddy starts worrying about the fact that they don't have fake IDs. Shazam counters that in this form he ''is'' a fake ID.

--->'''Michael Buckelew''': I hear ''Shazam!'' is unwatchable right now. No character development, no action, no humor. Literally no scenes filmed yet!\\

* The end credits are full of hilarious animation, such as Shazam stealing the Batmobile and taking Wonder Woman on a date.
** Pedro does kinda look like [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman with Kyle's hat.]]
*** Or ''Series/ElChavoDelOcho''.

* Pedro does kinda look like [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman with Kyle's hat.]]

'''Shazam:''' ''[trying to make out what the flip he's saying]'' Wait, [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT?!]]\\

* Darla telling the mall Santa she just rescued that she has been a GOOD girl.

* The end credits are full of hilarious animation, such as Shazam stealing the Batmobile.

** Feels a bit like a BrickJoke later on when Billy technically [[spoiler: teleports him and the other foster kids out of the magical realm and into the strip club to run from Sivana]].

* After Billy storms off during dinner after arguing with Freddy, Rosa looks over to Darla and asks why she hasn't said a word during their meal since there's nothing that usually stops her. Cut to Darla shoving spaghetti noodles in her mouth.

-->'''Freddy''': I was also testing for super intelligence.

--->'''Freddy:''' Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face?
--->'''Shazam:''' Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face! Wait, what? ''[gets shot in the face several times]'' ...That kinda tickles.

** This gets a BrickJoke later on when, after drinking several dozen cans of Dr. Pepper, Shazam runs into a nearby restroom. A few seconds later...

'''Sivana:''' Only ''I'' have the power to unleash...

-->'''Sivana:''' Only ''I'' have the power to unleash...\\

'''Sivana:''' ...you will beg for mercy...\\
'''Shazam:''' Are you making some, like, [[EvilGloating big, evil-guy speech]] right now or somethin'? [[RealityEnsues You're like a mile away from me, and there's traffic and cars and stuff! All I see is mouth-movin'!]]\\
'''Sivana:''' As I feast on your heart...\\