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** Hub’s angry ranting as he stalks out of his hospital room like a demon from Hell:
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* When Hub is in the hospital, Garth and Walter are in the waiting room. Walter is asking awkward questions about Hub's past, so Garth grumbles that he wishes the nurses would tell him ''something'' about how Hub is doing. A beat later, Hub's bedpan comes sailing out of his room while Hub screams ''not'' in pain, but in '''rage,''' and rants about where his pants are. Garth and Walter can't help cracking up.

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* When Hub is in the hospital, Garth and Walter are in the waiting room. Walter is asking awkward questions about Hub's past, so Garth grumbles that he wishes the nurses would tell him ''something'' about how Hub is doing. A beat later, Hub's bedpan comes sailing out of his room while Hub screams ''not'' in pain, but in '''rage,''' and rants about where his pants are. Garth and Walter can't help cracking up.up.
** Hub’s angry ranting as he stalks out of his hospital room like a demon from Hell:
-->'''Hub:''' Get out of my face! Where’d you put my damn pants?! ''WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!'' Gimme my pants! Who put me in here? ''WHO PUT ME IN HERE??'' ''(points at Garth and Walter)'' ''[[YouExclamation YOU TWO!!]]''\\
'''Garth and Walter:''' ''[[BlatantLies (frantically shaking their heads no)]]''
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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler: embedded in the barn, upside-down.]]
-->'''Sheriff:''' [[spoiler:Near as I can figure, they were trying to fly through the barn upside down...]]
* The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]] And the Sheik's grandson's deadpan response to seeing it.

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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] licks him in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler: embedded in the barn, upside-down.]]
upside-down.
-->'''Sheriff:''' [[spoiler:Near Near as I can figure, they were trying to fly through the barn upside down...]]
down...
* The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]] fishpond. And the Sheik's grandson's deadpan response to seeing it.



* Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]
** Doubles as a heartwarming moment, because not only do they leave [[spoiler: all of their worldly goods to the great-nephew who was like a son to them, they also cared about Jasmine the lion enough to want to be buried in the same place as her.]]

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* Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The "The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]
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** Doubles as a heartwarming moment, because not only do they leave [[spoiler: all of their worldly goods to the great-nephew who was like a son to them, they also cared about Jasmine the lion enough to want to be buried in the same place as her.]]
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* When Hub is in the hospital, Garth and Walter are in the waiting room. Walter is asking awkward questions about Hub's past, so Garth grumbles that he wishes the nurses would tell him ''something'' about how Hub is doing. A beat later, Hub's bedpan comes sailing out of his room while Hub screams and rants about where his pants are. Garth and Walter can't help cracking up.

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* When Hub is in the hospital, Garth and Walter are in the waiting room. Walter is asking awkward questions about Hub's past, so Garth grumbles that he wishes the nurses would tell him ''something'' about how Hub is doing. A beat later, Hub's bedpan comes sailing out of his room while Hub screams ''not'' in pain, but in '''rage,''' and rants about where his pants are. Garth and Walter can't help cracking up.
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** Especially Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.

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** Especially Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, own while Garth spends the fight hobbling around off-balance from the gold, trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.
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** Splitting the difference between Funny and Awesome, you must remember that the fight with the quartet of juvenile delinquents takes place only a few hours after Hub has had a mild heart attack and gotten out of the hospital for same.
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** What sells it is the grimace on Garth's face as he remembers it.
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* When the group goes after Jasmine the Lion, thinking she's mauling Walter, the two boys are too small to even carry a shotgun by themselves, so the bigger one holds it by the stock while the smaller one helps support the barrel.

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* When the group goes after Jasmine the Lion, thinking she's mauling Walter, the two boys are too small to even carry a shotgun by themselves, so the bigger one holds it by the stock while the smaller one helps support the barrel.barrel.
* When Hub is in the hospital, Garth and Walter are in the waiting room. Walter is asking awkward questions about Hub's past, so Garth grumbles that he wishes the nurses would tell him ''something'' about how Hub is doing. A beat later, Hub's bedpan comes sailing out of his room while Hub screams and rants about where his pants are. Garth and Walter can't help cracking up.

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-->'''Sheik's Grandson:''' I see they spent my grandfather's gold wisely.

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-->'''Sheik's Grandson:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I see they spent my grandfather's gold wisely.]]
-->'''Walter:''' Yeah, well... [[NoodleIncident There was this one]] [[RunningGag traveling salesman...]]
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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming Moment]].

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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming Moment]].SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.

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* The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]]
** Also the discovery that every single plant in their garden is corn, courtesy of a dishonest salesman.

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* The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]]
** Also
]] And the discovery that every single plant in their garden is corn, courtesy of a dishonest salesman.Sheik's grandson's deadpan response to seeing it.
-->'''Sheik's Grandson:''' I see they spent my grandfather's gold wisely.


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** And later, the discovery that every single plant in their garden is corn, courtesy of a dishonest salesman.
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* When the group goes after Jasmine the Lion, thinking she's mauling Walter, the two boys are too small to even carry a shotgun by themselves, so the bigger one holds it by the handle while the smaller one helps support the barrel.

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* When the group goes after Jasmine the Lion, thinking she's mauling Walter, the two boys are too small to even carry a shotgun by themselves, so the bigger one holds it by the handle stock while the smaller one helps support the barrel.
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* The look on Stan's face when he realizes that, yep, that ''was'' a lion he just saw running towards him.
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---> Garth: "Well look, you fight this one first, and then I'll let you fight the other three after. OK?
---> Hub: "Yeah!! Watch this kid."

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---> Garth: "Well --> '''Garth''': Well look, you fight this one first, and then I'll let you fight the other three after. OK?
---> Hub: "Yeah!! --> '''Hub''': Yeah!! Watch this kid."



* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' about Hub and Garth's past adventures.

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* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' [[AllMythsAreTrue not-so-tall-tales]] about Hub and Garth's past adventures.



** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Don't forget the midget!]]

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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Don't forget the midget!]]midget.]]

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---> Hub: "Yeah!! Watch this boy."

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---> Hub: "Yeah!! Watch this boy." kid."
* Garth tells the leader of the punks to pick up his knife, because he'll need all the help he can get against Hub.
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* After Hub insists on fighting the teenagers, Garth makes him an offer.
---> Garth: "Well look, you fight this one first, and then I'll let you fight the other three after. OK?
---> Hub: "Yeah!! Watch this boy."
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* In a deleted scene, Walter catches Garth mailing requests for companies to send salesmen to the house. Garth explains that Hub needs to keep himself occupied. Let that sink in. He was requesting that salesmen come to the house ''[[ComedicSociopathy just so he and Hub could shoot at them]].''

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* In a deleted scene, Walter catches Garth mailing requests for companies to send salesmen to the house. Garth explains that Hub needs to keep himself occupied. Let that sink in. He was requesting that salesmen come to the house ''[[ComedicSociopathy just so he and Hub could shoot at them]].''''
* When the group goes after Jasmine the Lion, thinking she's mauling Walter, the two boys are too small to even carry a shotgun by themselves, so the bigger one holds it by the handle while the smaller one helps support the barrel.
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** Don't forget the midget!

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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Don't forget the midget!midget!]]
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** Doubles as a heartwarming moment, because not only do they leave [[spoiler: all of their worldly goods to the great-nephew who was like a son to them, they also cared about Jasmine the lion enough to want to be buried in the same place as her.]]

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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler:embedded in the barn, upside-down.]]

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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
[[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming Moment]].
* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler:embedded [[spoiler: embedded in the barn, upside-down.]]



* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' about Hub and Garth's past adventures.



* Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.

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* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' about Hub and Garth's past adventures.
** Especially
Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.of.
** Don't forget the midget!
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* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler:embedded in the barn, upsidedown.]]

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* Hub and Garth's airplane [[spoiler:embedded in the barn, upsidedown.upside-down.]]



* For this troper, nothing beats the fight between Hub and the teenager with the knife. The teen comes in to stab Hub, who easily disarms him, telling him he's holding the knife wrong, correcting his form, then tossing the knife back to the teen, who then proceeds to attack again, using the ''exact motion Hub recommended to him''. Though it still doesn't work.

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* For this troper, nothing beats the The fight between Hub and the teenager with the knife. The teen comes in to stab Hub, who easily disarms him, telling him he's holding the knife wrong, correcting his form, then tossing the knife back to the teen, who then proceeds to attack again, using the ''exact motion Hub recommended to him''. Though it still doesn't work.
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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food in the cornfield. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

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* When "Jasmine" jumps Walter and [[spoiler:licks him]] in thanks for the food and kindness in the cornfield. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
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* Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]

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* Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]"]]
* In a deleted scene, Walter catches Garth mailing requests for companies to send salesmen to the house. Garth explains that Hub needs to keep himself occupied. Let that sink in. He was requesting that salesmen come to the house ''[[ComedicSociopathy just so he and Hub could shoot at them]].''
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The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]]

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* The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]]



** For this troper, nothing beats the fight between Hub and the teenager with the knife. The teen comes in to stab Hub, who easily disarms him, telling him he's holding the knife wrong, correcting his form, then tossing the knife back to the teen, who then proceeds to attack again, using the ''exact motion Hub recommended to him''. Though it still doesn't work.
** During a farming montage, the uncles pass a tin of tobacco between the two of them. When Hub has dipped, he passes it to Walter. Cue Walter taking a dip and spitting it out on the ground, while Garth tells off Hub.
** Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.
** Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]

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** * For this troper, nothing beats the fight between Hub and the teenager with the knife. The teen comes in to stab Hub, who easily disarms him, telling him he's holding the knife wrong, correcting his form, then tossing the knife back to the teen, who then proceeds to attack again, using the ''exact motion Hub recommended to him''. Though it still doesn't work.
** * During a farming montage, the uncles pass a tin of tobacco between the two of them. When Hub has dipped, he passes it to Walter. Cue Walter taking a dip and spitting it out on the ground, while Garth tells off Hub.
** * Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.
** * Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]
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* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' about Hub and Garth's past adventures.

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* All the 'not-so-tall-tales' about Hub and Garth's past adventures.adventures.
The final extravagant purchase by Hub and Garth. [[spoiler: A yacht so big it barely fits in their fishpond.]]
** Also the discovery that every single plant in their garden is corn, courtesy of a dishonest salesman.
** For this troper, nothing beats the fight between Hub and the teenager with the knife. The teen comes in to stab Hub, who easily disarms him, telling him he's holding the knife wrong, correcting his form, then tossing the knife back to the teen, who then proceeds to attack again, using the ''exact motion Hub recommended to him''. Though it still doesn't work.
** During a farming montage, the uncles pass a tin of tobacco between the two of them. When Hub has dipped, he passes it to Walter. Cue Walter taking a dip and spitting it out on the ground, while Garth tells off Hub.
** Garth's telling of the part where he helped Hub escape his chains. In his version, we see him fight off several men all while carrying about 100 pounds of gold. Walter questions how he could possibly do this, and Garth admits that "Hub might have helped a little." Cue the ''real'' version, where Hub breaks out and fights on his own, while Garth spends the fight trying to draw his gun and only succeeding after all the guards were taken care of.
** Hub and Garth's will: [[spoiler:"The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid lion."]]
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-->'''Sheriff:''' [[spoiler:Near as I can figure, they were trying to fly through the barn upside down...]]

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