History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekTheOriginalSeries

--->'''Spock (real dialogue)''': As you may recall from your histories, this conflict was fought by our standards today with primitive atomic weapons-\\

'''Spock (real dialogue)''': -and in primitive space vessels.\\

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--->'''Female Roumulan Commander''' "The soldier will transform herself into a woman". *[[{{Franchise/TransformersGeneration1}} cue transformer noise]]*

** "The department heads, including [[Series/MASH "Hot Lips" Houlihan]], has come to study the crews reactions in space and Gary Mitchell being the enlightened 23rd century guy that he is, hits on her in front of everyone"

** "The department heads, including "Hot Lips" Houlihan, has come to study the crews reactions in space and Gary Mitchell being the enlightened 23rd century guy that he is, hits on her in front of everyone"

** Chuck saying that Lester's assistant, Dr. Coleman, looks like a ''[[Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan Six Million Dollar Man]]'' toy he used to have as a kid.
* From "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekS1E6MuddsWomen Mudd's Women]]":
-->''(Black screen, no background music) Welcome to the start of our big three-week look at Harry Mudd. Yes, all three episodes, such a grand enterprise that when I hinted at its coming, it was suggested that it would be coming in March and be called "March Mudd-ness." Ha ha, please. I hope you all know me better than that by now, so sit back, relax, and enjoy (a starfield appears along with the dramatic music from the PreviouslyOn segment of the StarTrekTheNextGeneration episode "The Best of Both Worlds Part II") Holy Guaca-Mudd-ly (a block letter version of this title swoops across the starfield in emulation of the opening credits to [[Film/SuperMan the first Superman film]]) SF Debris presents (these words along with the rest of the sentence are in the form of the ''Film/StarWars'' title crawl) A Mudd-Summer Night's Dream Harry Mudd Mudd-athon! (the music reaches a climax, the next sentence appears backed by converging diamonds) It's not the heat, it's the hu-Mudd-ity!''

** Chuck saying that Lester's assistant, Dr. Coleman, looks like a ''[[Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan Six Million Dollar Man]]'' toy he used to have as a kid.

** "Anyway what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? [[Series/Scrubs Kelso]]."

** "Anyway what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? [[{{Scrubs}} Kelso]]."

** "Anyway what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Kelso."

* In the "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS3E13ElaanOfTroyius}} Elaan of Troyius]]" review, for a serious discussion regarding the shows depiction of women and the inherent consequences and attitudes it represents, Chuck turns the show over to his guest stars- [[Film/TheLegoMovieBenny the Spaceman]] (who is uncharacteristically sane this time round), [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] riding a Yoshi (the Yoshi in question being... a bit of a loud mouth), with moderation from the head of Gregory Hines in a blender.

* The opening of his "Where No Man Has Gone Before" review after Kirk asks Spock if he means ESP as in Extra Sensory Perception: "No captain, they were looking for ESPN for the scores on... OF COURSE IT'S EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION YOU STUPID HUMAN!"

** "Acronyms can be confusing. I once heard of someone commenting on the climactic battle with the octopus monster at the at the end of POTC 2, which is confusing as hell when the speaker means ''Pirates Of The Caribbean'' and you're thinking ''Passion Of The Christ''! And you don't know how much I wanted to see the sequel where Jesus battles the Kraken." and then right after words "Kirk is still concerned there could be such a thing, the ESP thing not the Jesus Kraken thing."

** The Doctor Who reference:

* From "The Conscience of the King":
** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Mcleg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Balwin, and Berman.
* From ''Balance of Terror'':

* From "Shore Leave:" When highlighting a conversation between Spock and Kirk about "a crewman" who refuses shore leave and how his accumulated stress could negatively impact performance, Kirk says this:

* From the review of Space Seed:

* From "Errand of Mercy":

* From "The City on the Edge of Forever":

* From "Amok Time", he says that the mere mention of reproduction was so racy that the German dub completely rewrote the episode into a fever dream of Spock's. The punchline?

* ''Mirror, Mirror'' has the iconic [[AgonyBeam Agony Booth]], what kind of hellish torment is it? [[spoiler: {{Nickelback}} songs!]]
* From "The Doomsday Machine."

* From his review of "Catspaw":

* In "I, Mudd", when part of Kirk's plan involves knocking out Mudd, Chuck can't help but wish that were a regular Star Trek trope.

* From "Journey to Babel":

* From "Friday's Child":

* From "Obsession":

* The backstory to "Wolf in the Fold" establishes that Scotty (temporarily) hates all women after being injured by an incompetent female colleague, and that in order to cure him, they have to take him to a titty bar. Later on, Chuck says that since the planet's male security officer falsely pinned the blame for several murders on Scotty, the only reasonable conclusion is that Scotty now hates all ''men'' as a result, and must be treated accordingly. Cut to the ''Enterprise'' crew attending a bar filled with scantily clad male gladiators (intercutting earlier footage from the titty bar with clips from the episode "Bread and Circuses"), with big goofy grins on their faces.

* From "The Trouble with Tribbles":

* From "The Gamesters of Triskelion":

* From his review of "The Omega Glory":

'''Chuck!Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "Patterns Of Force")\\

* From "Assignment: Earth":

* From "Spock's Brain":

* "The Enterprise Incident" gets him quite confused with Kirk acting more like Janeway or Archer. And then he says you can tell it's the original series because he gets called on it.

* During his review of ''And The Children Shall Lead'', he recaps all the other worst entries for their respective series...by using appropriate clips from other shows and movies.

* From "Day of the Dove":

* In the "Elaan of Troyius" review, for a serious discussion regarding the shows depiction of women and the inherent consequences and attitudes it represents, Chuck turns the show over to his guest stars- Benny the Spaceman from [The Lego Movie] (who is uncharacteristically sane this time round), Samus Aran riding a Yoshi (the Yoshi in question being... a bit of a loud mouth), with moderation from the head of Gregory Hines in a blender.
* From "Whom Gods Destroy":

* In "The Way to Eden" he lets one clip stand on its own, with one of the female hippies trying to seduce Sulu, who only says "How do you know what I want?" Chuck then says [[CampGay "It's the grin that sells it."]]

* From the "Turnabout Intruder" review:

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** "Things are going in the wrong direction in this episode, even the planet!"

** Maab's song and dance to get the Klingon's attention.

'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...Shit.

'''Chuck:''' [''as Kirk''] Never heard of him!

--->'''Chuck:''' When he [Pike] returns to reality Vina is with him in his cage. Oh, puzzling, exciting stuff, wouldn't you... (Cut to the present-day Pike slumped in his wheelchair, unresponsive) Captain? Captain!? Yo, [[Series/DoctorWho Davros]]! Wakey-wake, trial at stake-ey!

** "Acronyms can be confusing. I once heard of someone commenting on the climactic battle with the octopus monster at the at the end of POTC 2, which is confusing as hell when the speaker means ''Pirates Of The Caribbean'' and you're thinking ''Passion Of The Christ''! And you don't know how much I wanted to see the sequel where Jesus battles the Kraken." and then right after words "Kirk is still concerned there could be such a thing, the ESP thing not the Jesus Kraken thing."