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'''Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!

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'''Bones:''' '''[=McCoy=]:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!


-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!

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-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' '''Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!



--->'''Spock (real dialogue)''': As you may recall from your histories, this conflict was fought by our standards today with primitive atomic weapons--\\

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--->'''Spock (real dialogue)''': dialogue):''' As you may recall from your histories, this conflict was fought by our standards today with primitive atomic weapons--\\



'''Spock (real dialogue)''': --and in primitive space vessels.\\
'''Archer''': HEY!\\
'''Spock (Chuck)''': Led by a collection of mentally disturbed, intellectually challenged apes, whose basic inability to function is an endless source of shame for Starfleet even today.\\
'''Archer''': HE-! ({{Beat}}) Okay, I'll give you that one.

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'''Spock (real dialogue)''': dialogue):''' --and in primitive space vessels.\\
'''Archer''': '''Archer:''' HEY!\\
'''Spock (Chuck)''': (Chuck):''' Led by a collection of mentally disturbed, intellectually challenged apes, whose basic inability to function is an endless source of shame for Starfleet even today.\\
'''Archer''': HE-! ({{Beat}}) '''Archer:''' HE--! ''({{beat}})'' Okay, I'll give you that one.

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** And later:
-->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Doctor, this reeks of gin, and all you've done is drawn a giant penis on it.
-->'''Chuck!Bones:''' [[NoYou No, you're conquered]]!


-->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...

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-->'''Chuck:''' --->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...



-->'''Kirk''': He was young...and inexperienced!
-->'''Chuck''': And that's why I brought him on this mission, where the utmost care was demanded, because I'm an idiot!

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-->'''Kirk''': --->'''Kirk:''' He was young...young... and inexperienced!
-->'''Chuck''':
inexperienced!\\
'''Chuck (as Kirk):'''
And that's why I brought him on this mission, where the utmost care was demanded, because I'm an idiot!


* From "The Alternative Factor":

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* From "The "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS1E27TheAlternativeFactor}} The Alternative Factor":Factor]]":

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** Referring to the crew's plan to LogicBomb the androids as "Operation Dadaism".
-->'''Chuck:''' You know, I'm already feeling myself rejecting the ways of the bourgeois...

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** [After Kirk has just found Layton] "[[HesDeadJim He's dead, me.]]"

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** When Kirk questions the purpose of the mad antimatter Lazarus' machinations, Spock says that madness has no purpose.
--->'''Janeway:''' Says you!


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** Thanks to the scene where the two Lazaruses/Lazari fight each other, we now know what professional wrestling looks like from a slushy's point of view.

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* From "The Alternative Factor":
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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Balwin, and Berman.

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** His list of subjects not shown respect: Whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, the atheist, the left, the right, the center, the apathetic, consumerism, communism, socialism, fascism, Obama, PM Cameron, his wife Nick Clegg, the Hawkman, the Cyberman, the tall man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Balwin, Baldwin, and Berman.Berman.
** Drunk [=McCoy=]. "I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of booze..."


--->'''Kirk''': ''(speaking to Lt. [=McGivers=])'' If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]''': Jim, I drink because I'm afraid to kill myself quickly.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk''': Back to work, Bones.

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--->'''Kirk''': --->'''Kirk:''' ''(speaking to Lt. [=McGivers=])'' If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]''': '''[=McCoy=]:''' Jim, I drink because I'm afraid to kill myself quickly.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk''': '''Kirk:''' Back to work, Bones.



--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' But be sure to film it so I can watch it later in private.

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--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' But be sure to film it so I can watch it later in private.



--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...Shit.

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--->'''Chuck!Spock:''' --->'''Spock:''' Perhaps your new name could be something like "Butterfingers on the Edge of [[Series/FamilyMatters Whoopsie, Did I Do That?]]"\\
'''Chuck!Guardian''': '''Guardian''': I've '''succeeded'''! Just in a way [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens far beyond your comprehension!]]\\
'''Chuck!Spock''': '''Spock''': Yeah, that's not working anymore.\\
'''Chuck!Guardian:''' ...'''Guardian:''' ...Shit.



'''Chuck!Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a lady in a fur bikini who has never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.

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'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' But, you violate it all the time, captain.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' Of course, I never took that shit seriously, but I always figured everyone else did.\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' What about Giles, just two weeks ago? (From the episode, "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E21PatternsOfForce}} Patterns of Force]]")\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' That doesn't count.\\
'''Chuck![=McCoy=]:''' '''[=McCoy=]:''' Doesn't count? Jim, he made a planet of Nazis!\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' So, one man decides to turn a pre-warp planet into a recreation of Nazi Germany and you blow everything out of proportion! We stopped the genocide in time, so quit crying you big baby! Now, where was I?\\
'''Chuck!Spock:''' '''Spock:''' That someone would violate the Prime Directive is unthinkable.\\
'''Chuck!Kirk:''' '''Kirk:''' Absolutely unthinkable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a lady in a fur bikini who has never heard a pick-up line in her life. Don't wait up.


-->Well, to tell ya the truth, I figured at some point all that bottled-up sexual energy just made you explode and release tiny spores.

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-->Well, --->Well, to tell ya the truth, I figured at some point all that bottled-up sexual energy just made you explode and release tiny spores.


* From "[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekS1E6MuddsWomen Mudd's Women]]":

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* From "[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekS1E6MuddsWomen "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E6MuddsWomen Mudd's Women]]":



--->'''Chuck:''' This makes me laugh every time, because I always think of that stupid "I learned this from my dad!" thing that Archer said back in "Broken Bow" to justify ''not'' avoiding an ion storm, when they could have easily done so. Archer cluelessly speeds ahead into something that a man who got into a fist-fight with a dinosaur says is ''really'' dangerous.

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--->'''Chuck:''' This makes me laugh every time, because I always think of that stupid "I learned this from my dad!" thing that Archer said back in "Broken Bow" "[[{{Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS01E01E02BrokenBow}} Broken Bow]]" to justify ''not'' avoiding an ion storm, when they could have easily done so. Archer cluelessly speeds ahead into something that a man who got into a fist-fight with a dinosaur says is ''really'' dangerous.



** Also, the various jabs against the 90s, and saying that people mistook the Eugenics Wars for a [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles "clash between a powerful Asian Warlord and four pizza-eating ninja turtles."]]

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** Also, the various jabs against the 90s, and saying that people mistook the Eugenics Wars for a [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 "clash between a powerful Asian Warlord and four pizza-eating ninja turtles."]]



*** It doubles as a CallBack to a cheesy line in an episode of Voyager he'd already reviewed.

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*** It doubles as a CallBack to a cheesy line in an episode of Voyager ''Voyager'' he'd already reviewed.



---> [[spoiler: Spock: [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!]] ]]

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---> [[spoiler: Spock: [[spoiler:'''Spock''': [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!]] ]]



* In "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E8IMudd}} I, Mudd]]", when part of Kirk's plan involves knocking out Mudd, Chuck can't help but wish that were a regular Star Trek trope.

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* In "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E8IMudd}} I, Mudd]]", when part of Kirk's plan involves knocking out Mudd, Chuck can't help but wish that were a regular Star Trek ''Star Trek'' trope.



* The backstory to "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E14WolfInTheFold}} Wolf in the Fold]]" establishes that Scotty (temporarily) hates all women after being injured by an incompetent female colleague, and that in order to cure him, they have to take him to a titty bar. Later on, Chuck says that since the planet's male security officer falsely pinned the blame for several murders on Scotty, the only reasonable conclusion is that Scotty now hates all ''men'' as a result, and must be treated accordingly. Cut to the ''Enterprise'' crew attending a bar filled with scantily clad male gladiators (intercutting earlier footage from the titty bar with clips from the episode "Bread and Circuses"), with big goofy grins on their faces.

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* The backstory to "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E14WolfInTheFold}} Wolf in the Fold]]" establishes that Scotty (temporarily) hates all women after being injured by an incompetent female colleague, and that in order to cure him, they have to take him to a titty bar. Later on, Chuck says that since the planet's male security officer falsely pinned the blame for several murders on Scotty, the only reasonable conclusion is that Scotty now hates all ''men'' as a result, and must be treated accordingly. Cut to the ''Enterprise'' crew attending a bar filled with scantily clad male gladiators (intercutting earlier footage from the titty bar with clips from the episode "Bread "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS2E25BreadAndCircuses}} Bread and Circuses"), Circuses]]"), with big goofy grins on their faces.



--->'''Chuck:''' Am I the only wonder if Spock saw an opportunity and took it... or he was thinking: "If I have listen to ''one more'' long-winded speech, I'm gonna..."

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--->'''Chuck:''' Am I the only wonder one who wondered if Spock saw an opportunity and took it... or he was thinking: "If I have listen to ''one more'' long-winded speech, I'm gonna..."



** Zarabeth is all alone, except for that saber-toothed squirrel that keeps chasing acorns.

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** Zarabeth is all alone, except for [[WesternAnimation/IceAge that saber-toothed squirrel that keeps chasing acorns.acorns]].



* Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.

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* Chuck going on a tangent about how a little voice in his head saying "Bastard." whenever he feels like getting indignant over the fanservicy outfits in TOS. Given that he grew up with ComicBook/WonderWoman, ComicBook/MsMarvel, and ComicBook/PowerGirl. Before he starts to bemoan their less exposing oufits.oufits.
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* The opening of his "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS1E3WhereNoManHasGoneBefore}} Where No Man Has Gone Before]] " review after Kirk asks Spock if he means ESP as in Extra Sensory Perception: "No captain, they were looking for ESPN for the scores on... OF COURSE IT'S EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION YOU STUPID HUMAN!"

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* The opening of his "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS1E3WhereNoManHasGoneBefore}} Where No Man Has Gone Before]] " Before]]" review after Kirk asks Spock if he means ESP as in Extra Sensory Perception: "No captain, they were looking for ESPN for the scores on... OF COURSE IT'S EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION YOU STUPID HUMAN!"

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