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* Tommy's reaction to Lou's new girlfriend, both PunctuatedForEmphasis and SuddenlyShouting:
-> Okay, I really only have one rule, and that rule is no sex! ''With nuns!'' ''IN THE PLACE!!'' '''''WHERE I LIVE!!!'''''

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* Tommy's reaction How Tommy reacts to Lou's new girlfriend, both PunctuatedForEmphasis and SuddenlyShouting:
-> Okay,
SuddenlyShouting: "Okay, I really only have one rule, and that rule is no sex! ''With nuns!'' ''IN THE PLACE!!'' '''''WHERE I LIVE!!!'''''LIVE!!!'''''"



-->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much. And now I must destroy him.\\

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-->'''Franco:''' --->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much. And now I must destroy him.\\ \\

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->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much. And now I must destroy him.
->'''Lou:''' I'll help.
->'''Tommy:''' Yeah, me too.

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->'''Franco:''' -->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much. And now I must destroy him. \n->'''Lou:''' \\
'''Lou:'''
I'll help.
->'''Tommy:'''
help.\\
'''Tommy:'''
Yeah, me too.



->'''Franco:''' Are you sure that’s a woman?
->'''Needles:''' Compared to her, I think ''I'' might be a woman!

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->'''Franco:''' ** This dialogue
-->'''Franco:'''
Are you sure that’s a woman?
->'''Needles:'''
woman?\\
'''Needles:'''
Compared to her, I think ''I'' might be a woman!



* The crew trades places with Lou to help him cheat the department physical. Especially when Black Shawn wears Lou's uniform shirt, which is obviously five sizes too big.

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* The crew trades places with Lou to help him cheat the department physical. Especially when Black Shawn wears Lou's uniform shirt, which is obviously five sizes too big. Hi.
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** [[spoiler: Lou]] - Red velvet cake, huh?

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** [[spoiler: Lou]] - Red velvet cake, huh?huh?
* Right after Damian joins the crew, Garrity has what he thinks is a medical problem, leading to this conversation:
-->'''Damian:''' Lou, the guys need you upstairs.
-->'''Lou:''' (''*cooking*'') Can't it wait? This is a delicate process.
-->'''Damian:''' It's about...Garrity's dick.
-->'''Lou:''' Jesus, why didn't you ''say'' so?! (''*runs upstairs*'')
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* Which later leads to this gem:
-->'''Tommy:''' What's goin' on?
-->'''Garrity:''' Maggie and me...we're getting divorced.
-->'''Tommy:''' (''shrugs'') You were warned.
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* This exchange between Tommy and Sheila:
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-->'''Garrity:''' Wow, nice! Uh, what’s a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar cunth]]?

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-->'''Garrity:''' Wow, nice! Uh, what’s a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar cunth]]?cunth?
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* The AccidentalMurder [[ItMakesSenseInContext of a cat]].
* '''Franco:''' Mike, only you could turn sex with a beautiful woman into a gay experience.
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* Two words: wedding plans.
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** And then it goes FromBadToWorse when Siletti takes his place for the psych evaluation.
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* The crew trades places with Lou to help him cheat the department physical. Especially when Black Shawn wears Lou's uniform shirt, which is obviously five sizes too big.
** Sean's mishap in the urine test.
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* Tommy's chance meeting with Kelly in a grocery store, complete with her describing Sheila as "Creator/JoePesci with tits."
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* After finding Colleen passed out drunk in their bar, Tommy warns Teddy and Mick that he will deal with them in a manner that’s "just and fitting." Five minutes later, he comes back with a shotgun. As they duck for cover, Teddy admits that it ''is'' rather fitting.
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* Mike's assertion that ''Series/JerseyShore'' is racist, on the grounds that it makes Italians look like a bunch of idiots with perfectly-chiseled abs and gay haircuts. When the whole crew stares at him, Mike protests that he doesn't have a gay haircut.
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* After rescuing the Virgin Mary statue from Father Phil's parish, one of the "Westside Wildmen" from Ladder 74 makes an off-color joke about it. Tommy, a self-described "lapsed Catholic," knocks him on his ass with one punch, snarling, [[SeriousBusiness "That's the Virgin Mother, asshole!"]]

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->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much.

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->'''Franco:''' I've taught him too much. And now I must destroy him.
->'''Lou:''' I'll help.
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* Damien asks Franco and Black Shawn for advice. Franco replies, "About pussy?" When Damien asks how he knew, Franco declares, "'Cause if you're askin' me, it sure as hell ain't about quantum mechanics!"

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* Damien asks Franco and Black Shawn for advice. Franco replies, "About pussy?" When Damien asks how he knew, Franco declares, "'Cause if you're askin' me, it damn sure as hell ain't about quantum mechanics!"
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** Seeing the brawl, Franco and his opponent stop their fight. Franco declares that he's done with boxing because "it brings out the worst in people." She responds that she's "done with this lesbo thing, for the same reason." [[TheCasanova Franco]] reflexively asks her out, the after a {{Beat}} walks it back with, "Nah, you're right. Never mind."
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* Damien losing his virginity to Penny.
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* Damien asks Franco and Black Shawn for advice. Franco replies, "About pussy?" When Damien asks how he knew, Franco declares, "'Cause if you're askin' me, it sure as hell ain't about quantum mechanics!"
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* Upon reopening the station, the crew's first priority is securing the porn stash.
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* The whole list of reasons why Ladder 62 got the budget axe.
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->'''Father Phil:''' [[Enthusiastically]] Everybody loves ''Grease''.
->'''Mick:''' [[Deadpan]] I hate ''Grease''.

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->'''Father Phil:''' [[Enthusiastically]] [Enthusiastically] Everybody loves ''Grease''.
->'''Mick:''' [[Deadpan]] [Deadpan] I hate ''Grease''.
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* ''Film/{{Grease}}''
->'''Sheila:''' Ooh, I love ''Grease!'' It’s like, my favoritest movie!
->'''Father Phil:''' [[Enthusiastically]] Everybody loves ''Grease''.
->'''Mick:''' [[Deadpan]] I hate ''Grease''.
* Niels's car.
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* This:
->'''Lou:''' Hey, is that Balls-Out Mahoney? What are ya in for?
->'''Pat Mahoney:''' Cancer. You?
->'''Lou:''' Heart attack.
->'''Pat Mahoney:''' Lucky man.
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* While plotting to get Lou out of the hospital, Black Shawn complains about Franco being picked to pose as a doctor instead of him. Tommy and Needles declare that Franco is the go-to guy based on his ability to "talk white," complete with a demonstration from Franco.
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* Lou’s nutritionist turns the crew's BrutalHonesty back on them.
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* As Black Shawn gets into a scuffle with Sean and Mike in the back seat, Lou grumbles like an irritated father, complete with an "I will turn this truck around!" and declares that they won’t be stopping for ice cream. Then he complains that they won’t be stopping for ice cream.
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* The standoff with the "Westside Wildmen" of Ladder 74 over a heroin OD patient.

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