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-->'''Grif:''' A what?\\
-->'''Intercom:''' A mine field, you idiot.\\
-->'''Caboose:''' Your field? Who says this is your field—You can't own a field!\\
-->'''Grif:''' Caboose, not his field! A mine field!\\
-->'''Sarge:''' You know, the Native American culture said the Earth doesn't belong to us. We belong to it.\\
-->'''Grif:''' Guys, he means explosives!\\
-->'''Caboose and Sarge:''' Ohhh.\\

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-->'''Grif:''' '''Grif:''' A what?\\
-->'''Intercom:''' '''Intercom:''' A mine field, you idiot.\\
-->'''Caboose:''' '''Caboose:''' Your field? Who says this is your field—You can't own a field!\\
-->'''Grif:''' '''Grif:''' Caboose, not his field! A mine field!\\
-->'''Sarge:''' '''Sarge:''' You know, the Native American culture said the Earth doesn't belong to us. We belong to it.\\
-->'''Grif:''' '''Grif:''' Guys, he means explosives!\\
-->'''Caboose '''Caboose and Sarge:''' Ohhh.\\



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* The three being informed that they entered a minefield
-->'''Intercom:''' You are attempting to access a restricted area, and you have entered a mine field.\\
-->'''Grif:''' A what?\\
-->'''Intercom:''' A mine field, you idiot.\\
-->'''Caboose:''' Your field? Who says this is your field—You can't own a field!\\
-->'''Grif:''' Caboose, not his field! A mine field!\\
-->'''Sarge:''' You know, the Native American culture said the Earth doesn't belong to us. We belong to it.\\
-->'''Grif:''' Guys, he means explosives!\\
-->'''Caboose and Sarge:''' Ohhh.\\


'''Sarge:''' That is a one fine piece of machinery. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?

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'''Sarge:''' That is a one fine piece of machinery. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?


'''Sarge:''' That is a fine piece of equipment. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?

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'''Sarge:''' That is a one fine piece of equipment.machinery. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?


'''Doc:''' You ''really'' need to step up your hostage-taking skills.\\

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'''Doc:''' You ''really'' Yeah, you '''really''' need to step up your hostage-taking skills.\\



'''Doc:''' No. Maybe. If we used another person, sure. Sounds kinda interesting.

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'''Doc:''' No. Maybe.Maybe... If we used another person, sure. Sounds kinda interesting.

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** And while this is going on, Church and Delta talk about Wash possibly being nuts.
-->'''Delta:''' I believe that Agent Washington's sanity is well within acceptable deviations. For now.
-->'''Church:''' ''(Sarcastic)'' Wow. What a ''ringing'' endorsement. ''(In the background, Wash sets off the aforementioned explosives)'' I'm filled with confidence.


* When confronting Washington, Sarge continually puts emphasis on the word "Shotgun", which is obviously a signal. When nothing happens, Sarge soon resorts to yelling, "SHOTGUN! SHOTGUN DAMMIT!" Even better, Wash, the "actual soldier" doesn't seem to catch on.




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** Their compromise is to use the Warthog's tow cable to pull Doc out. It works...kinda. Doc ''is'' pulled out from the base's wall, but still has a sizable chunk of rock embedded around him. Which falls over.



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* Caboose's attempt to "[[WithCatLikeTread sneak]]" into Red base. What adds to it is that absolutely nobody but Grif notices, since he can actually see a giant crate moving behind Sarge and Donut, and he doesn't even care.




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* After Caboose's conversation with Epsilon-Delta, the Reds find Caboose in their holographic room, with Simmons telling Sarge that he told him he wasn't the one who moved his [[BrickJoke favorite crate]].
-->'''Sarge:''' All right, Simmons, I said I believed you. So just drop it already!\\
'''Simmons:''' (''mumbles'') I don’t know why you like that stupid thing so much anyway…


-->'''Wash:''' Doc, do you have a second.\\

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-->'''Wash:''' Doc, do you have a second.\\second?\\


-->'''Wash:''' Doc, do you have a second\\

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-->'''Wash:''' Doc, do you have a second\\second.\\



* The Blood Gulch crew leave Sidewinder by chopper...that wasn't theirs.
-->'''Grif:''' Yoink! ''(chopper flies off)''
-->'''Soldier:''' Hey! you can't take that, that- That's UNSC property! ''(Chases)'' Come back here- hey, come on! I'm gonna lose my job!
-->'''Simmons:''' I hope this doesn't go on our permanent record!

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* The Blood Gulch crew leave leaves Sidewinder by chopper...in a chopper... that wasn't theirs.
-->'''Grif:''' Yoink! ''(chopper flies off)''
-->'''Soldier:'''
off)''\\
'''Soldier:'''
Hey! you You can't take that, that- that-- That's UNSC property! ''(Chases)'' Come back here- here-- hey, come on! I'm gonna lose my job!
-->'''Simmons:'''
job!\\
'''Simmons:'''
I hope this doesn't go on our permanent record!

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* The Blood Gulch crew leave Sidewinder by chopper...that wasn't theirs.
-->'''Grif:''' Yoink! ''(chopper flies off)''
-->'''Soldier:''' Hey! you can't take that, that- That's UNSC property! ''(Chases)'' Come back here- hey, come on! I'm gonna lose my job!
-->'''Simmons:''' I hope this doesn't go on our permanent record!


'''Doc:''' I mean, you don't even need to ask. You can just be like, "Hey, Prisoner #1, come over here and talk to me, grr, I'm a Freelancer, grr.\\

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'''Doc:''' I mean, you don't even need to ask. You can just be like, "Hey, Prisoner #1, come over here and talk to me, grr, I'm a Freelancer, grr.grr".\\



'''Doc:''' No, maybe. If we used another person, sure. Sounds kinda interesting.
* Simmons accidentally gives him a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment... which tires him out so much he takes an impromptu nap when it deactivates. Success?

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'''Doc:''' No, maybe.No. Maybe. If we used another person, sure. Sounds kinda interesting.
* Simmons accidentally gives him Grif a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment... which tires him out so much he takes an impromptu nap when it deactivates. Success?


* Simmons accidentally gives him a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment... which tires him out so much he takes an impromptu nap when it deactivates. Success?
* Also, when Grif is speeding around the bunker:
-->'''Grif:''' ''(Runs by)'' [=HeyCaboose=]!\\
'''Tucker:''' Whoa! What the Hell was that!?\\
'''Caboose:''' What was what? ''(Long pause)'' Hey, Grif.\\
''(Cut to Sarge examining a forklift)''\\
'''Sarge:''' That is a fine piece of equipment. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?

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* Simmons accidentally gives him a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment... which tires him out so much he takes an impromptu nap when it deactivates. Success?
* Also, when Grif is speeding around the bunker:
-->'''Grif:''' ''(Runs by)'' [=HeyCaboose=]!\\
'''Tucker:''' Whoa! What the Hell was that!?\\
'''Caboose:''' What was what? ''(Long pause)'' Hey, Grif.\\
''(Cut to Sarge examining a forklift)''\\
'''Sarge:''' That is a fine piece of equipment. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?





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-->'''Wash:''' Doc, do you have a second\\
'''Doc:''' I'm a prisoner, Wash. I have nothing ''but'' seconds.\\
'''Wash:''' Right, good point.\\
'''Doc:''' I mean, you don't even need to ask. You can just be like, "Hey, Prisoner #1, come over here and talk to me, grr, I'm a Freelancer, grr.\\
'''Wash:''' Okay, I get it.\\
'''Doc:''' You ''really'' need to step up your hostage-taking skills.\\
'''Wash:''' Stop lecturing me, or I will shoot you and feed you to the Meta.\\
'''Doc:''' ...Does he eat people?\\
'''Wash:''' Do you really want to find out?\\
'''Doc:''' No, maybe. If we used another person, sure. Sounds kinda interesting.
* Simmons accidentally gives him a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment... which tires him out so much he takes an impromptu nap when it deactivates. Success?
* Also, when Grif is speeding around the bunker:
-->'''Grif:''' ''(Runs by)'' [=HeyCaboose=]!\\
'''Tucker:''' Whoa! What the Hell was that!?\\
'''Caboose:''' What was what? ''(Long pause)'' Hey, Grif.\\
''(Cut to Sarge examining a forklift)''\\
'''Sarge:''' That is a fine piece of equipment. ''(Grif runs by from behind)'' Hrm, why am I so angry all of a sudden?

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* The Reds' reaction to Wash asking them to distract the Meta while he goes help Caboose.
-->'''Simmons:''' Did he say "keep it busy"?!\\
'''Church:''' Yeah...\\
'''Simmons:''' How the Hell do we do that?!\\
'''Sarge:''' Looks like Grif is doing a pretty good job already.\\
''(Cut a pile of the things the Meta has already thrown at Grif. A mongoose lands on the stack.)''\\
'''Grif:''' ''(From behind the pile)'' Okay, I get it! Stop throwing things at me, YOU FUCKING JACKASS!!\\
'''Sarge:''' Keep up the good work, Grif!\\
''(A radio tower lands on the pile)''\\
'''Grif:''' Ow! Okay, that could have taken out an eye!


--> '''Washington:''' I'm not crazy, okay. I'm completely, totally sane. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.
* Which leads to a FunnyBackgroundEvent of Washington disposing of the body. By shooting it several times with a rifle, throwing a grenade on it, burning it with a flamethrower, loading several explosives on it and detonating the explosives. He may have had some issues he was working out there.

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--> '''Washington:''' I'm not crazy, okay. I'm completely, totally sane. Now, if you'll excuse me, [[NotHelpingYourCase I need to go blow up this dead body.
body]].
* Which leads to a FunnyBackgroundEvent of Washington disposing of the body. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill By shooting it several times with a rifle, throwing a grenade on it, burning it with a flamethrower, loading several explosives on it and detonating the explosives. said explosives.]] He may have had some issues he was working out there.

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