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'''Grif:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers We're all gonna fucking die!]]

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'''Grif:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers We're all gonna fucking die!]]die!
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* Caboose's attempt to "[[WithCatLikeTread sneak]]" into Red base. What adds to it is that absolutely nobody but Grif notices, since he can actually see a giant crate moving behind Sarge and Donut, and he doesn't even care.

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* Caboose's attempt to "[[WithCatLikeTread sneak]]" into Red base.base, [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid MGS-style]]. What adds to it is that absolutely nobody but Grif notices, since he can actually see a giant crate moving behind Sarge and Donut, and he doesn't even care.

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'''Grif''': This is probably the single greatest plan I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

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'''Grif''': This is probably the single greatest plan I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
life.\\
'''Simmons''': You would think that. Kiss-ass!\\
'''Sarge''': Simmons, can it! And thank you private, um.... Grif? (shudders)\\
'''Grif''': You're, welcome? Am I saying that right?



'''Lopez''': ''Esta es un martillo, idiota.'' (This is a hammer, you fucking idiot.)

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'''Lopez''': ''Esta es un martillo, idiota.'' (This is a hammer, you fucking idiot.)idiot!)



'''Simmons:''' (''mumbles'') I don’t know why you like that stupid thing so much anyway…

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'''Simmons:''' (''mumbles'') I don’t know why you like that stupid thing ''stupid thing'' so much anyway…



* When the second team (Sarge, Caboose and Grif) is dispatched to Tucker's location, they start the Warthog... and then they drive ''into'' the lake. ''Then'' you hear Caboose ask "Are we there yet?" with the expected responses. After Lopez's [[FlatWhat What]] and Simmons leaving to blow up Blue Base, we hear the Warthog song before we see it... with the appropriate sub-marine sound distortion, before they appear at the ''next beach''.

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* When the second team (Sarge, Caboose and Grif) is dispatched to Tucker's location, they start the Warthog... and then they drive ''into'' the lake. ''Then'' you hear Caboose ask "Are we there yet?" with the expected responses. After Lopez's [[FlatWhat What]] and Simmons leaving to blow up Blue Base, who doesn't give a fuck about how he shouldn't be doing that, we hear the Warthog song before we see it... with the appropriate sub-marine sound distortion, before they appear at the ''next beach''.beach''... at which point Caboose complains that he needs to pee because his suit leaked, meaning he drank a constant supply of saltwater as it filled his helmet and somehow didn't die!



* While stuck in the middle of a minefield, Grif takes advantage to tell Sarge ''exactly'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech what he thinks of him]]. When Sarge shoots at him with the shotgun, Grif doesn't even flinch.

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* While stuck in the middle of a minefield, Grif takes advantage to tell Sarge ''exactly'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech what he thinks of him]]. When Sarge Sarge, who is furious at how he can't do anything to Grif in this situation, shoots at him with the shotgun, Grif doesn't even flinch.



* In general, the scenes in the minefield are hilarious. Ranging from "what's a step?" to both Sarge and Caboose not knowing their left and right. In the end, Grif gives up and just decides to "fuck it" and hope for the best and then drives off.

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* In general, the scenes in the minefield are hilarious. Ranging from "what's a step?" to both Sarge and Caboose not knowing their left and right. When CT screams "JUST WALK TO YOUR RIGHT!", Caboose and Sarge start walking...... left, nearly killing themselves as CT rages in frustration. In the end, Grif gives up on this blight of human stupidity and just decides to "fuck it" and hope for the best and then as he drives off.
as fast as he can through the minefield.



'''Caboose''': I was really high. Did anyone get a picture?\\

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'''Caboose''': I was went really high. Did anyone get a picture?\\



'''C.T.''': CLASSIFIED AS SOMETHING I CAN'T TELL YOU. Now stop fishing for information!\\

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'''C.T.''': CLASSIFIED AS SOMETHING I CAN'T TELL YOU. Now stop fishing for information!\\''NOW STOP FISHING FOR INFORMATION!''\\



'''Sarge''': Got a rank there, CT?\\



'''Grif''': Dude, I can save you some time. You just picked the wrong guy to threaten. It'll make sense once you get to know [[WithFriendsLikeThese us]].

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'''Grif''': Dude, I can save you some time. You just picked the wrong guy to threaten. It'll make sense once you get to know [[WithFriendsLikeThese us]].
us]].\\
''(Alarm goes off in the distance as the aliens start scrambling towards it.))\\
'''C.T.''': That's him isn't it?!\\
'''Grif''': Probably.\\
'''C.T.''': MOVE! UP THE HILL!



'''Caboose:''' I am a good storyteller.

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'''Caboose:''' I am a good storyteller.
storyteller.\\
'''Tucker:''' How are YOU going to tell stories? You can't even READ stories!



'''Lopez''': ¡Jódete! ([[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]])

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'''Lopez''': ¡Jódete! ([[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]])FUCK YOU!]])
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'''Sheila''': ''(broken and riddled with bullet holes)'' Hello, this is a private facility. Hello, this is a private facility.\\

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'''Sheila''': '''F.I.L.L.S.:''' ''(broken and riddled with bullet holes)'' Hello, this is a private facility. Hello, this is a private facility.\\
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* After the conversation between Tex and Church, we cut to Wash in the desert. Not only can you can see the Meta beating a dead Alien with his 'Knifle' in the background, you can still hear the noises when Doc and Wash are talking.

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* After the conversation between Tex and Church, we cut to Wash in the desert. Not only can you can see the Meta beating a dead Alien with his 'Knifle' Brute Shot in the background, you can still hear the noises when Doc and Wash are talking.
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* Which leads to this amazing line from Wash when it turns out they can use heat signatures after all.
--> '''Wash:''' I didn't say we couldn't do that, I said you are an idiot, those are two different discussions.

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* Thanks to Sarge's above mentioned denial of the fact that Grif is both a commanding officer and the same rank as him, he ends up complimenting Grif by knocking out a soldier that stated that Grif sucks as a leader. Grif even realises this, much to his amusement.
* "Shotgun!" "I outrank you, get in the back." "Fuck!"



''(Grif runs by, being chased by a tumbling jeep thrown by the Meta.)''\\

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''(Grif ''([[InstantlyProvenWrong Grif runs by, being chased by a tumbling jeep thrown by the Meta.Meta]].)''\\
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* Wash still needs Caboose, though, because he's the only one with the knowledge and experience to track down Omega.
-->'''Washington:''' And I just realized how ridiculous that sounded once I said it out loud.

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* Wash still needs Caboose, though, [[ARareSentence because he's the only one with the knowledge and experience to track down Omega.
Omega]].
-->'''Washington:''' [[CantBelieveISaidThat And I just realized how ridiculous that sounded once I said it out loud.
loud.]]

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* The Meta casually chasing Simmons whose screaming running for his life.
-->'''Simmons:''' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl *screaming*]]\\
Tabs MOD

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'''Washington:''' [[TranquilFury It says peace talks have broken down.]] [[KillEmAll Now we do things our way.]]\\

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'''Washington:''' [[TranquilFury It says peace talks have broken down.]] [[KillEmAll Now we do things our way.]]\\\\
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* The amount of [[GroinAttack shots to the nuts]] that Grif took would be enough to render the man sterile. The funniest one being the very casual one where Tex pops up through a portal, looks at Grif's groin, then punches them directly. There are seven in all, with two of them being hard enough to ''[[UpToEleven crack stone]]''.

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* The amount of [[GroinAttack shots to the nuts]] that Grif took would be enough to render the man sterile. The funniest one being the very casual one where Tex pops up through a portal, looks at Grif's groin, then punches them directly. There are seven in all, with two of them being hard enough to ''[[UpToEleven crack stone]]''.''crack stone''.
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'''Sarge''': [[GenreBlind You got it.]]\\

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'''Sarge''': [[GenreBlind [[GenreBlindness You got it.]]\\
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* Simmons is trying to explain to Sarge that Grif is the sergeant. Sarge proves himself [[http://youtu.be/-uBCjJKQCCI?t=5m49s physically incapable of comprehending]].

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* Simmons is trying to explain to Sarge that Grif is now a sergeant ever since the sergeant.[[CallBack former went AWOL back in Blood Gulch]]. Sarge proves himself [[http://youtu.be/-uBCjJKQCCI?t=5m49s physically incapable of comprehending]].

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