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* In Skaen's Temple, if your Cruel reputation is high enough, the pool of blood will offer you to sacrifice one of your companion for a permanent status bonus. If you do, your companions will react in horror (but won't know you are responsible). If you sacrifice Grieving Mother... [[spoiler:''No one cares''. They don't even know she is here because of her glamour. Doing so will earn you some rather funny reactions from the others, including Durance scratching his buttock with his staff and Edér saying out loud that he is going to eat roasted chicken at the inn, while Grieving Mother is choking in her own blood]].
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* In Skaen's Temple, if your Cruel reputation is high enough, the pool of blood will offer you to sacrifice one of your companion for a permanent status bonus. If you do, your companions will react in horror (but won't know you are responsible). [[BlackComedy If you sacrifice Grieving Mother...Mother]]... [[spoiler:''No one cares''. They don't even know she is here because of her glamour. Doing so will earn you some rather funny reactions from the others, including Durance scratching his buttock with his staff and Edér saying out loud that he is going to eat roasted chicken at the inn, while Grieving Mother is choking in her own blood]].
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** Similarly, when asking Hiravias about the party, he notes that the strange peasant following around should be careful because she might get hurt, apparently not recognizing that she's been kick ass alongside you.
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** Similarly, when asking Hiravias about the party, he notes that the strange peasant following you around should be careful because she might get hurt, apparently not recognizing that she's been kick kicking ass alongside you.
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** Similarly, when asking Hiravias about the party, he notes that the strange peasant following around should be careful because she might get hurt, apparently not recognizing that she's been kick ass alongside you.
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* Equally funny is when the caravan master tries to get Calisca to agree to agree to go with you.
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* Equally funny is when the caravan master tries to get Calisca to agree to agree to go with you.
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-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]:''' Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!
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-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]:''' Fye, yer itching for [[IncestIsRelative the kindling touch of your sister, sister]], ye coxfither!
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--> '''Devil of Caroc''': This ain't fair.
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--> '''Devil of Caroc''': [[SenseLossSadness This ain't fair. fair.]]
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* Both times you commune with Ondra, you and the Devil of Caroc can get some snark in. When Ondra tells you that shattering the crystal in Cayron's Scar will drown whoever does it...
--> '''Devil of Caroc''': [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Ain't that convenient.]]
--> '''Devil of Caroc''': [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Ain't that convenient.]]
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* In Zahua's personal quest, you and the rest of the party join a MushroomSamba with him. Your party members' reactions as he hands out the herbs are hilarious. Pallegina, Durance, and Grieving Mother sound especially put-upon, like babysitters joining a child's game.
--> '''Edér''': I'll try anything once. [[TheStoner Bunch of times if it's good.]]
--> '''Hiravias''': I can't believe you've been holding out on me this long!
--> '''Sagani''': Don't tell my kids.
--> '''Kana''': Feels like we're back at the lore college.
--> '''Maneha''': No better friend than one sharing good drugs.
--> '''Aloth''': Maybe I could inhale just a few of the spores.
--> '''Devil of Caroc''': This ain't fair.
--> '''Durance''': There are simpler ways to understand the world, monk. A single stroke of my staff would do. But very well.
--> '''Grieving Mother''': One must seek insight where one can.
--> '''Pallegina''': Di verus? You can't be serious.
--> '''Edér''': I'll try anything once. [[TheStoner Bunch of times if it's good.]]
--> '''Hiravias''': I can't believe you've been holding out on me this long!
--> '''Sagani''': Don't tell my kids.
--> '''Kana''': Feels like we're back at the lore college.
--> '''Maneha''': No better friend than one sharing good drugs.
--> '''Aloth''': Maybe I could inhale just a few of the spores.
--> '''Devil of Caroc''': This ain't fair.
--> '''Durance''': There are simpler ways to understand the world, monk. A single stroke of my staff would do. But very well.
--> '''Grieving Mother''': One must seek insight where one can.
--> '''Pallegina''': Di verus? You can't be serious.
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'''Durance:''' ''(seriously ticked off)'' Simply because I have business with ''that whore'' does not I care to discuss it!\\
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'''Durance:''' ''(seriously ticked off)'' Simply because I have business with ''that whore'' does not mean I care to discuss it!\\
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--> '''The Watcher:''' I think I'll just go back home. Count my gold. Life a long life.
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--> '''The Watcher:''' I think I'll just go back home. Count my gold. Life Live a long life.
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* Between Maneha and Hiravias:
-->'''Maneha:''' I've met a few of your kind, but you're nothing like I expected.\\
'''Hiravias:''' Really? And what exactly were you expecting? ''Savage animal-like behaviors?!'' Maybe that I would just ''talk in growling noises?!''\\
'''Maneha:''' [[DiscriminateAndSwitch I was talking about you being a follower of Galawain.]]\\
'''Hiravias:''' Can I finish my rant, ''please?!'' It's hard to stop midway through...
-->'''Maneha:''' I've met a few of your kind, but you're nothing like I expected.\\
'''Hiravias:''' Really? And what exactly were you expecting? ''Savage animal-like behaviors?!'' Maybe that I would just ''talk in growling noises?!''\\
'''Maneha:''' [[DiscriminateAndSwitch I was talking about you being a follower of Galawain.]]\\
'''Hiravias:''' Can I finish my rant, ''please?!'' It's hard to stop midway through...
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-->'''Maneha:''' Ondra's tides! Durance, you crack me up. ''(laughs)''
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-->'''Maneha:''' Ondra's tides! Durance, you crack me up. ''(laughs)''''(laughs)''\\
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-->'''Edér''': Zahua, you think this thing's smokable? I got my pipe.\\
'''Zahua''': If it is not, I would gladly die finding out.
'''Zahua''': If it is not, I would gladly die finding out.
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* Maneha manages to seriously get under Durance's skin.
-->'''Maneha:''' Ondra's tides! Durance, you crack me up. ''(laughs)''
'''Durance:''' Hm?! There's no joke to be had, aumaua. Only the observations of a humble missionary.\\
'''Maneha:''' Oh! Tell me that one about Magran again! I love that joke.\\
'''Durance:''' ''(seriously ticked off)'' Simply because I have business with ''that whore'' does not I care to discuss it!\\
'''Maneha:''' How do you make your face get so red?
-->'''Maneha:''' Ondra's tides! Durance, you crack me up. ''(laughs)''
'''Durance:''' Hm?! There's no joke to be had, aumaua. Only the observations of a humble missionary.\\
'''Maneha:''' Oh! Tell me that one about Magran again! I love that joke.\\
'''Durance:''' ''(seriously ticked off)'' Simply because I have business with ''that whore'' does not I care to discuss it!\\
'''Maneha:''' How do you make your face get so red?
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* Rapid click your companions' portraits. [[StopPokingMe Just do it.]]
--->'''Edér''': ''(deadpan)'' This is why you were traveling alone.
--->'''Edér''': ''(deadpan)'' This is why you were traveling alone.
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-->'''Zahua:''' It sounds as though you have suffered greatly, Aloth.
'''Aloth:''' Thank you, yes. It's rare I get much understanding.\\
'''Aloth:''' Thank you, yes. It's rare I get much understanding.\\
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-->'''Zahua:''' It sounds as though you have suffered greatly, Aloth.
Aloth.\\
'''Aloth:'''Thank you, ''Thank you'', yes. It's rare I get much understanding.\\
'''Aloth:'''
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-->'''Sagani''': Son of a moosefucker!\\
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-->'''Hiravias''': So, do you have feathers ''everywhere''?\\
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* This bit between Kana and Zahua:
-->'''Kana:''' I still can't believe the tablet is truly gone. Years of study, only to find a little pile of stones.\\
'''Zahua:''' There is no greater suffering of the soul than failure.\\
'''Kana:''' Every piece of evidence pointed to that tablet. And now it is out of reach, forever.\\
'''Zahua:''' Your life's work was for nothing.\\
'''Kana:''' Well, now, that's not quite... I mean, we did learn more about the Engwithans than just about anyone else alive.\\
'''Zahua:''' ''Shh.'' Do not ruin this for me.
* And between Zahua and Aloth:
-->'''Zahua:''' It sounds as though you have suffered greatly, Aloth.
'''Aloth:''' Thank you, yes. It's rare I get much understanding.\\
'''Zahua:''' Tell me of your lowest moment.\\
'''Aloth:''' Well... when I was a child, I-- Wait, are you ''enjoying'' this?\\
'''Zahua:''' Spare no details.
-->'''Kana:''' I still can't believe the tablet is truly gone. Years of study, only to find a little pile of stones.\\
'''Zahua:''' There is no greater suffering of the soul than failure.\\
'''Kana:''' Every piece of evidence pointed to that tablet. And now it is out of reach, forever.\\
'''Zahua:''' Your life's work was for nothing.\\
'''Kana:''' Well, now, that's not quite... I mean, we did learn more about the Engwithans than just about anyone else alive.\\
'''Zahua:''' ''Shh.'' Do not ruin this for me.
* And between Zahua and Aloth:
-->'''Zahua:''' It sounds as though you have suffered greatly, Aloth.
'''Aloth:''' Thank you, yes. It's rare I get much understanding.\\
'''Zahua:''' Tell me of your lowest moment.\\
'''Aloth:''' Well... when I was a child, I-- Wait, are you ''enjoying'' this?\\
'''Zahua:''' Spare no details.
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--> '''The Watcher''': I think I'll go back up, count my loot and money. Yup, that's what I'm going to do.
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--> '''The Watcher''': Watcher:''' I think I'll just go back up, count home. Count my loot and money. Yup, that's what I'm going to do.gold. Life a long life.
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** If Hiravias is present to overhear Edér wondering if he can pet the stelgaer, you get this gem:
--->'''Hiravias:''' So, uh -- where I'm from... petting a stelgaer doesn't mean what you think it means...
--->'''Hiravias:''' So, uh -- where I'm from... petting a stelgaer doesn't mean what you think it means...
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-->'''Zahua:''' Now we can ''all'' be rid of our vanity!
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'''Hiravias_''' Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
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'''Deryan:''' ''(about Adaryc Cendamyr)'' Rumor has it that the man is half-mad with visions.
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad with vision, the dose was too low.
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad with vision, the dose was too low.
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'''Deryan:''' ''(about Adaryc Cendamyr)'' Rumor has it that the man is half-mad with visions.
visions.\\
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad withvision, visions, the dose was too low.
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad with
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-->'''Zahua:''' Usually works for me. *beat* What?
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-->'''Zahua:''' Usually works for me. *beat* ''(beat)'' What?
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* Some of the companions reactions to Deryan's address to the crowd are pretty golden:
-->'''Deryan:''' You want to boot all the outlanders from your town? Tell that to the hero of the White Forge.\\
'''Edér:''' ''(chuckles)'' Hey, it wasn't just me. This Watcher deserves a little credit.\\\
'''Deryan:''' ''(about Adaryc Cendamyr)'' Rumor has it that the man is half-mad with visions.
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad with vision, the dose was too low.
-->'''Deryan:''' You want to boot all the outlanders from your town? Tell that to the hero of the White Forge.\\
'''Edér:''' ''(chuckles)'' Hey, it wasn't just me. This Watcher deserves a little credit.\\\
'''Deryan:''' ''(about Adaryc Cendamyr)'' Rumor has it that the man is half-mad with visions.
'''Zahua:''' In Zahua's experience, if one is only half-mad with vision, the dose was too low.
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'''Hiravias''': Only I'm allowed to insult my mother, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny but seeing your dedication to banter]], I'll let this one slide.
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'''Hiravias''': [[HypocriticalHeartwarming Only I'm allowed to insult my mother, mother]], [[ActuallyPrettyFunny but seeing your dedication to banter]], I'll let this one slide.
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-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]: Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!
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-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]: Iselmyr]]:''' Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!
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--> '''[[spoiler:Thaos]]''': Have your friends proven a worthy distraction from the pain of ostracism?
--> '''Hiravias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
--> '''Hiravias''': Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
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--> '''Hiravias''':
'''Hiravias_''' Ostracism? [[YourMom Is that the name for the groin rash your mother gave me]]?
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--> '''The Watcher''': Get out of my way or I'll break your sword in half and feed it to you [[AssShove at both ends]].
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* The game ''opens'' with your caravan guide warning the group against angering the locals by entering ruins.
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* The game ''opens'' with your caravan guide giving a pretty funny warning the group against angering the locals by entering the ruins.
* The Watcher's first encounter with Aloth.
-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]: Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!
* Your first encounter with Eder can be pure gold. When he says he saw you staring at a corpse[[note]]You just awakened as a Watcher, and you were seeking advice from the spirit of a hanged dwarf woman who was a cipher in life[[/note]] with your mouth hanging open for so long he almost took you for a [[RoyalInbreeding Raedric]], the Watcher can respond, "Impossible. I don't drool half as much."
-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]: Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!
* Your first encounter with Eder can be pure gold. When he says he saw you staring at a corpse[[note]]You just awakened as a Watcher, and you were seeking advice from the spirit of a hanged dwarf woman who was a cipher in life[[/note]] with your mouth hanging open for so long he almost took you for a [[RoyalInbreeding Raedric]], the Watcher can respond, "Impossible. I don't drool half as much."
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* The Watcher first meets Hiravias (noticing a pattern here?) as he's gorging on a [[NauseaFuel fresh, bloody, deer carcass]]. If you agree to have some when he offers "the best part," [[{{Troll}} he proceeds to pull out a long intestine while grinning expectantly]]. If you call his bluff by saying "After you," he'll try to keep up the ruse by eating it enthusiastically, trying to pretend it tastes good... only for his face to droop while chewing, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard then finally break down gagging.]]
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* The Watcher first meets Hiravias (noticing a pattern here?) as he's gorging on a [[NauseaFuel fresh, bloody, deer carcass]]. If you agree to have some when he offers "the best part," [[{{Troll}} he proceeds to pull out a long intestine while grinning expectantly]]. If you call his bluff by saying "After you," he'll try to keep up the ruse by eating it enthusiastically, trying to pretend it tastes good... only for his face to droop while chewing, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard then finally break down gagging.]]
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** Probably funnier is Eder's reaction, as he quips that he has room in his pack if you let him name the baby.
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** Probably funnier is Eder's reaction, as he quips that he has room in his pack if you let him name the baby. (Made funnier by the fact that he's the ''only'' companion who's excited to keep the baby.)
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'''Eder''': Turning purple.\\
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'''Eder''': Turning purple. Think I'm gonna have to cut it off.\\
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'''Eder''': If I'm not supposed to pet him, why is he so soft?!
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'''Eder''': If I'm not supposed to pet him, then why is he so soft?!
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* If the Watcher has a background as a nihilistic philosopher, they will have the following response to the revealation that [[spoiler:the Gods aren't real]].
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* If the Watcher has a background as a nihilistic philosopher, they will have the following response to the revealation revelation that [[spoiler:the Gods aren't real]].
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** With Kana Rua, he remarks first upon his size, then states that the giant [[VocalDissonance has a better singing than any of the women]] in his tribe - "it's [[StupidSexyFlanders one part unsettling]], [[ArousedByTheirVoice two parts arousing]]... and it makes me wish I still had both ears."
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** With Kana Rua, he remarks first upon his size, then states that the giant [[VocalDissonance has a better singing voice than any of the women]] in his tribe - "it's [[StupidSexyFlanders one part unsettling]], [[ArousedByTheirVoice two parts arousing]]... and it makes me wish I still had both ears."
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-->'''Zahua:''' What? Usually works for me.me. *beat* What?
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* After a botched undercover mission:
-->'''Watcher:''' Their orlan friend showed up at the wrong time, and now they're dead. Pay me.
-->'''Watcher:''' Their orlan friend showed up at the wrong time, and now they're dead. Pay me.