History Funny / PillarsOfEternity

-->'''Aloth [[spoiler:as Iselmyr]]:''' Fye, yer itching for [[IncestIsRelative the kindling touch of your sister]], ye coxfither!

* In Skaen's Temple, if your Cruel reputation is high enough, the pool of blood will offer you to sacrifice one of your companion for a permanent status bonus. If you do, your companions will react in horror (but won't know you are responsible). [[BlackComedy If you sacrifice Grieving Mother]]... [[spoiler:''No one cares''. They don't even know she is here because of her glamour. Doing so will earn you some rather funny reactions from the others, including Durance scratching his buttock with his staff and Edér saying out loud that he is going to eat roasted chicken at the inn, while Grieving Mother is choking in her own blood]].
* When doing Edér's quest, if you have Grieving Mother in your party, you can ask her to help you with examining an object in order to find some clues about his brother's past. If you decide to do so, you get this little gem (remember than no one realizes who Grieving Mother is exactly, because of her glamour, and that is when they realize she is traveling with you at all):

** Similarly, when asking Hiravias about the party, he notes that the strange peasant following you around should be careful because she might get hurt, apparently not recognizing that she's been kicking ass alongside you.

* Edér's love of animals is mentioned by Hiravias as a hint towards his [[HairofGoldHeartofGold secretly soft heart]], but it translates to hilarity and adorableness gameplay wise. From having special dialogue with pets to wondering if a druid will let him pet his stelgaer companion (keeping in mind that stelgaer's are massive predatory cats with sabre cat teeth), sometimes it's a mystery how this man is still alive.

* If you managed to turn Suldrun back into a human, Zahua will [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Brigthslap]] him when he gets a little depressed about killing all his victims.

* In Galvino's workshop, you can encounter a door with a voice asking you to let it out. If you go inside, you meet an incomplete construct who tries to [[MuggingTheMonster rob you]]. For context, an incomplete construct has no head and arms and walks with a limp. Cue CurbStompBattle. You ''can'' let it rob you, BTW. Better yet, if you take pity on it and let it out, [[EpicFail it blows up after taking 5 steps out of the cell anyway]].

--> '''Edér''': I'll try anything once. [[TheStoner Bunch of times if it's good.]]
--> '''Hiravias''': I can't believe you've been holding out on me this long!
--> '''Sagani''': Don't tell my kids.
--> '''Kana''': Feels like we're back at the lore college.
--> '''Maneha''': No better friend than one sharing good drugs.
--> '''Aloth''': Maybe I could inhale just a few of the spores.
--> '''Devil of Caroc''': [[SenseLossSadness This ain't fair.]]
--> '''Durance''': There are simpler ways to understand the world, monk. A single stroke of my staff would do. But very well.
--> '''Grieving Mother''': One must seek insight where one can.
--> '''Pallegina''': Di verus? You can't be serious.

--> '''Devil of Caroc''': [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Ain't that convenient.]]

--->'''Edér''': ''(deadpan)'' This is why you were traveling alone.

''(Some time later)''\\

* Sagani and Hiravias have this quick ex-change.

'''Hiravias''': "Failed to notice"? Hardly - [[InsultBackfire I put work into smelling this way]]!\\

-->'''Eder''': So those feathers - that's a blessing of Hylea?\\

* Sagani and Hiravias have this quick exchange.