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* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"
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* "I have an important task for you, Jekyll." "You will help me destroy Franchise/SpiderMan!"ComicBook/SpiderMan!"
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* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.
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* His completely tearing apart the movie's honestly twisted and horrific MoralDissonance morals (the villain is evil for trying to change history, but our "heroes" are directly responsible for history's greatest villains and atrocities and we're supposed to praise them for it) is as hilarious as it is awesome.
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* "That's the one scream this movie'll get, so better milk it like you've never seen someone scream before!"
** "(ILied. There's more screaming in the movie. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Fuck.]])"
** "(ILied. There's more screaming in the movie. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Fuck.]])"
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-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' "[[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice My vagina!]]]]"
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-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' Err, I mean...
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-->''(Aladdin and the princess stare at her in shock...)''
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' Err, I mean...
-->'''Scheherazade:''' THE FUTURE!
-->''(Their expression remains in shock, this time at her stupidity.)''
-->'''Scheherazade!Phelous:''' Err, I mean...
-->'''Scheherazade:''' THE FUTURE!
-->''(Their expression remains in shock, this time at her stupidity.)''
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'''Phelous:''' In Grimace's hollowed-out carcass, you stupid future middle-aged baby!\\
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'''Phelous:''' In Grimace's hollowed-out carcass, you stupid future middle-aged middle-age baby!\\
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* Phelous mocking the villain's plan to try and cover her tracks by...writing a story in which her victims live HappilyEverAfter.
-->'''Scheherazade:''' I call it ''covering my tracks!''\\
'''Phelous:''' From ''who'', people in the future?! Or can you just write "And they lived happily ever after" about ''anyone'' and no one will have to check in on them?! ''Ever'' again!\\
'''Phelous!Grandfather:''' (''writing'') "And Paige lived ''happily'' ever ''after...''" (''cocks gun'')\\
'''Phelous!Paige:''' Grandpa, ''no!'' (''gets shot'')\\
'''Phelous!Police officer:''' Got a missing persons report on that ''bookworm'', Paige -- but then her grandfather showed us a book sayin' she lived happily ever after! [[PoliceAreUseless Case]] ''[[PoliceAreUseless clooosed!]]''\\
-->'''Scheherazade:''' I call it ''covering my tracks!''\\
'''Phelous:''' From ''who'', people in the future?! Or can you just write "And they lived happily ever after" about ''anyone'' and no one will have to check in on them?! ''Ever'' again!\\
'''Phelous!Grandfather:''' (''writing'') "And Paige lived ''happily'' ever ''after...''" (''cocks gun'')\\
'''Phelous!Paige:''' Grandpa, ''no!'' (''gets shot'')\\
'''Phelous!Police officer:''' Got a missing persons report on that ''bookworm'', Paige -- but then her grandfather showed us a book sayin' she lived happily ever after! [[PoliceAreUseless Case]] ''[[PoliceAreUseless clooosed!]]''\\
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* Their reaction when it turns out [[spoiler: Robert and Sheba just gave up and waited to die ''before'' checking on the time machine]].
--> '''Phelous:''' [[spoiler: '''''HE DIDN'T EVEN CHECK?!''''']]\\
'''Lupa:''' That's kind of a big thing to overlook.
--> '''Phelous:''' [[spoiler: '''''HE DIDN'T EVEN CHECK?!''''']]\\
'''Lupa:''' That's kind of a big thing to overlook.
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-->'''Phelous''' (amazed): This is so stupid!
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-->'''Phelous''' (amazed): This is (''amazed''): It's so stupid!
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* Phelous grows more and more irritated with the movie constantly trying to turn a female character into a JumpScare even when it makes absolutely no sense to have one and when the movie does nothing but have her stand there while playing a jump scare dramatic music.
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* Phelous grows more and more irritated with the movie constantly trying to turn a female character Proxy into a JumpScare even when it makes absolutely no sense to have one and when the movie does nothing but have her stand there while playing a jump scare dramatic music.
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* When the characters who made the entire prank at the end of the movie [[InsaneTrollLogic declare themselves Anonymous despite not actually being Anonymous for the heck of it]], Phelous asks why they stopped the bullshit here and didn't also say they were TheIluminati:
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure the Iluminati wouldn't agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REAL Iluminati! And I'm the President!
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure the Iluminati wouldn't agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REAL Iluminati! And I'm the President!
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* When the characters who made the entire prank at the end of the movie [[InsaneTrollLogic declare themselves Anonymous despite not actually being Anonymous for the heck of it]], Phelous asks why they stopped the bullshit here and didn't also say they were TheIluminati:
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-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure theIluminati Illuminati wouldn't agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REALIluminati! Illuminati! And I'm the President!
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure the
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REAL
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-->'''Phelous''': Wow, I can't believe the President of the United States, the Iluminati, the resurrected KGB and the UN all teamed up to make the most convoluted plan in the universe to kill a random girl! THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID THAT!
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-->'''Phelous''': Wow, I can't believe the President of the United States, the Iluminati, Illuminati, the resurrected KGB and the UN all teamed up to make the most convoluted plan in the universe to kill a random girl! THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID THAT!
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* When the characters who made the entire prank at the end of the movie [[InsaneTrollLogic declare themselves Anonymous despite not actually being Anonymous for the heck of it]], Phelous asks why they stopped the bullshit here and didn't also say they were TheIluminati:
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure the Iluminati wouldn't agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REAL Iluminati! And I'm the President!
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm not sure the White House would agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': ''Thanks, Obama''! Y'know, he says I'M off-message? HE'S off-message! I'm the REAL president!
-->'''Phelous''': Wow, I can't believe the President of the United States, the Iluminati, the resurrected KGB and the UN all teamed up to make the most convoluted plan in the universe to kill a random girl! THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID THAT!
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm sure the Iluminati wouldn't agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': Fuck those guys! We're the REAL Iluminati! And I'm the President!
-->'''Phelous!Zane''': I'm not sure the White House would agree with this.
-->'''Phelous!Shane Dawson''': ''Thanks, Obama''! Y'know, he says I'M off-message? HE'S off-message! I'm the REAL president!
-->'''Phelous''': Wow, I can't believe the President of the United States, the Iluminati, the resurrected KGB and the UN all teamed up to make the most convoluted plan in the universe to kill a random girl! THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SAID THAT!
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** Which is followed by his summary of all the (very boring) classroom scenes in this movie:
-->'''Phelous!Teacher''' (''in a monotonous, barely audible voice''): Now, I'm just gonna keep blabbing on and on about something that doesn't really have to do with anything so this movie can think that it's deeper than it really is, but I'm gonna talk, and talk, and talk, with a really dull tone and go really low so you can barely hear me [[SuddenlyShouting THEN LOUD]] then really quite again. (''to one of the students'') ... Don't I know you from Annoying Orange?
-->'''Phelous!Student''': Yeah, they got us Youtube people to be bit parts in this as a reason to watch it.
-->'''Phelous!Teacher''': Hah! Let's not kid ourselves, there's no reason to watch this.
-->'''Phelous!Teacher''' (''in a monotonous, barely audible voice''): Now, I'm just gonna keep blabbing on and on about something that doesn't really have to do with anything so this movie can think that it's deeper than it really is, but I'm gonna talk, and talk, and talk, with a really dull tone and go really low so you can barely hear me [[SuddenlyShouting THEN LOUD]] then really quite again. (''to one of the students'') ... Don't I know you from Annoying Orange?
-->'''Phelous!Student''': Yeah, they got us Youtube people to be bit parts in this as a reason to watch it.
-->'''Phelous!Teacher''': Hah! Let's not kid ourselves, there's no reason to watch this.
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* The teacher explains his class is about ethics:
-->'''Phelous''': Oh, ''please'', [[ActorAllusion you joined]] the Film/{{Hostel}}'s killer club, [[{{Hypocrite}} the fuck do you know about ethics?]]
-->'''Phelous''': Oh, ''please'', [[ActorAllusion you joined]] the Film/{{Hostel}}'s killer club, [[{{Hypocrite}} the fuck do you know about ethics?]]
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* Phelous grows more and more irritated with the movie constantly trying to turn a female character into a JumpScare even when it makes absolutely no sense to have one and when the movie does nothing but have her stand there while playing a jump scare dramatic music.
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* The main character's acting is so bad and unnatural Phelous becomes convinced she is either an alien or a robot.
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* "Unfortunately, it's time to meet the main character: Ashley. We'll be calling her Ashhole, for [[DesignatedHero reasons you'll see]]..."
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* Upon hearing Smiley shows up everywhere on the internet, Phelous assumes [[Film/Kairo it must be an internet ghost]], and proceeds to immediately protect himself with red ducktape. By using it as a blindfold.
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* Upon hearing Smiley shows up everywhere on the internet, Phelous assumes [[Film/Kairo [[Film/{{Kairo}} it must be an internet ghost]], and proceeds to immediately protect himself with red ducktape. By using it as a blindfold.
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* Upon hearing Smiley shows up everywhere on the internet, Phelous assumes [[Film/Kairo it must be an internet ghost]], and proceeds to immediately protect himself with red ducktape. By using it as a blindfold.
-->'''Phelous''': Trust me, I'm safer this way!
-->'''Phelous''': Trust me, I'm safer this way!
