History Funny / PawnStars

* The Old Man. Playing a UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy.

* Chumlee wanting to start a feud with Rick, and Rick agrees if Chumlee can finish a crossword puzzle before Rick. Chumlee does, but does so completely incorrectly, including putting multiple letters in boxes. Chumlee claims Rick never said it had to be done correctly, and The Old Man agrees, but Rick doesn't. So Chumlee declares a feud on each of the Harrisons.

* The bar competition. Corey finds out that a nearby bar has a trivia contest, so the guys put together a team, going to great lengths to keep Chumlee from joining the team. Chumlee's response? Put together his own team. Consisting of himself and [[DreamTeam three of the experts that the shop calls in to examine things.]] The looks on Rick and Corey's faces when they see the experts walk in are priceless. The fact that Chumlee's team ends up steamrolling everyone is just the icing on the cake.

* When trying to figure out who broke a 200 year old vase in the warehouse, Rick brings up the surveillance tapes, and finds a clip of Chumlee wielding a replica of a [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon Bat'leth]] and swinging it around like StarWars Kid. Unsurprisingly, Chumlee's wild flailing knocks the vase over and breaks it. As punishment, Rick shows the tape to all of the store employees (and national television). The footage can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElyPs0xCI4&feature=relmfu here]].

* Rick hears that Music/BobDylan is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Rick buys a vinyl copy of the 1970 album ''Self Portrait''[[note]]''Rolling Stone'' notes Rick [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/bob-dylan-pawn-stars-chumlee-720607/ overpayed]] for the album, considered one of Dylan's worst, paying $50 for an album that costs much less even in mint condition.[[/note]] and gives it to Chumlee, who improbably finds Dylan walking around Las Vegas and gets him to sign the record. Chumlee returns triumphantly with the signed album...but Rick discovers he had Dylan autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumlee stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!". Strangely enough, this wasn't the show's last encounter with Dylan, as Rick and Chumlee would later appear in Dylan's [[https://pitchfork.com/news/53063-watch-bob-dylans-insane-interactive-like-a-rolling-stone-video-starring-danny-brown/ 2013 video]] for "Like a Rolling Stone".

* The Halloween costume contest. Rick goes as [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] (which, sadly, flies over the heads of Old Man and Corey); Chumlee goes as Music/JustinBieber (which flies ''well'' over the head of Old Man, who can't even pronounce the name properly); Old Man goes as [[Film/TrueGrit Rooster Cogburn]] (Rick guesses it's Roy Rogers); and Corey...just sticks a knife-through-your-head headband on and phones it in. The winner? [[spoiler:Antwaun, who comes dressed as "the world's biggest baby."]]

** The money is actually in store credit, causing both Corey and [[spoiler: Antwaun]] to call them cheap upon hearing about it.
-->'''Rick''': For Halloween this year, everyone's gotta wear a costume. There is gonna be a prize.\\

[[spoiler:'''Antwaun''']]: Yeah, sweet, a hundred bucks.\\
'''Old Man''': Hundred dollars worth of store credit, [[spoiler: Antwaun]].\\
[[spoiler:'''Antwaun''']]: Cheapest bosses ever.

* Corey buys Chumlee a fake lottery ticket. When Chumlee thinks he's won $10,000, he goes off the deep end and skips out on work to buy a ticket to go to the Cayman Islands because he "doesn't have to pay taxes on the money there". Cue Corey freaking out as he tries to tell Chumlee that no, he ''doesn't'' have $10,000. Then at the end of the episode [[spoiler: it turns out that Chumlee knew the ticket was fake and was just using it to mess with Corey.]]

* Chumlee buys a Filipino war knife for $600 without getting it checked by Rick or an expert. Corey lambasts him, saying it's worth less than half that. They make a bet and Chumlee wins, forcing Corey to walk Chumlee's Pomeranian while they both wear pink tutus. Rick can't help but rub salt in the wound by watching the walk and laughing at his son.

* Rick hears that Music/BobDylan is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Rick buys a vinyl copy of the 1970 album ''Self Portrait''[[note]]''Rolling Stone'' notes Rick [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/bob-dylan-pawn-stars-chumlee-720607/ overpayed]] for the album, considered one of Dylan's worst, paying $50 for an album that costs much less even in mint condition.[[/note]] and gives it to Chumlee, who improbably finds Dylan walking around Las Vegas and gets him to sign the record. Chumlee returns triumphantly with the signed album...but Rick discovers he had Dylan autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!". Strangely enough, this wasn't the show's last encounter with Dylan, as Rick and Chumlee would later appear in Dylan's [[https://pitchfork.com/news/53063-watch-bob-dylans-insane-interactive-like-a-rolling-stone-video-starring-danny-brown/ 2013 video]] for "Like a Rolling Stone".

* Rick hears that Music/BobDylan is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Rick buys a vinyl copy of the 1970 album ''Self Portrait''[[note]]''Rolling Stone'' notes Rick [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/bob-dylan-pawn-stars-chumlee-720607/ overpayed]] for the album, considered one of Dylan's worst, paying $50 for an album that costs much less even in mint condition.[[/note]] and gives it to Chumlee, who improbably finds Dylan walking around Las Vegas and gets him to sign the record. Chumlee returns triumphantly with the signed album...but Rick discovers he had Dylan autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!"

* Rick hears that Music/BobDylan is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Rick buys a vinyl copy of the 1970 album ''Self Portrait''[[note]]''Rolling Stone'' notes Rick [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/bob-dylan-pawn-stars-chumlee-720607/ overpayed]] for the album, considered one of Dylan's worst, paying $50 for an album that costs much less even in mint condition.[[/note]] and gives it to Chumlee, who improbably finds Dylan walking around Las Vegas and gets him to sign the record. Chumlee returns triumphantly with the signed album...but Rick discovers he had had Dylan autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!"

* Rick hears that Music/BobDylan is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Rick buys a vinyl copy of the 1970 album ''Self Portrait''[[note]]''Rolling Stone'' notes Rick [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/bob-dylan-pawn-stars-chumlee-720607/ overpayed]] for the album, considered one of Dylan's worst, paying $50 for an album that costs much less even in mint condition.[[/note]] and gives it to Chumlee, who improbably finds Dylan walking around Las Vegas and gets him to sign the record. Chumlee returns triumphantly with the signed album...only to discover that Chumlee had had the celebrity autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!"

* Rick hears that a famous rock celebrity is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Chumlee does so, returning triumphantly with the signed memorabilia...only to discover that Chumlee had had the celebrity autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!"

* Rick hears that a famous rock celebrity is in town, and tasks Chumlee with getting a piece of the celebrity's memorabilia autographed to raise the value of it. Chumlee does so, returning triumphantly with the signed memorabilia...only to discover that Chumlee had had the celebrity autograph it to ''him,'' meaning that the piece would only be valuable to someone with Chumlee's name...which isn't exactly a common name. Rick angrily declares the item worthless and tells Chumlee to keep it since it is useless to sell now. Chumless stays silent for a moment, then grins and says, "Sweet!"

* One episode starts off with Rick receiving a letter (which later turned out to be a prank) praising his friendly salesmanship. He gives a short talk on the importance of customer service. Richard, Corey, and Chumlee look at each other for a moment, then all three start SarcasticClapping.

** [[InsultBackfire At least he ''has'' hair.]]

** At least he ''has'' hair.

* The Halloween costume contest. Rick goes as [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] (which, sadly, flies over the heads of Old Man and Corey); Chumlee goes as Music/JustinBieber (which flies ''well'' over the head of Old Man, who can't even pronounce the name properly); Old Man goes as [[TrueGrit Rooster Cogburn]] (Rick guesses it's Roy Rogers); and Corey...just sticks a knife-through-your-head headband on and phones it in. The winner? [[spoiler:Antwaun, who comes dressed as "the world's biggest baby."]]

* The Halloween costume contest. Rick goes as [[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]] (which, sadly, flies over the heads of Old Man and Corey); Chumlee goes as Music/JustinBieber (which flies ''well'' over the head of Old Man, who can't even pronounce the name properly); Old Man goes as [[TrueGrit Rooster Cogburn]] (Rick guesses it's Roy Rogers); and Corey...just sticks a knife-through-your-head headband on and phones it in. The winner? [[spoiler:Antwaun, who comes dressed as "the world's biggest baby."]]

* The entirety of SteveCarell's appearance.

* Finding a rare JimiHendrix portrait, with Corey intending to use it as a Father's Day gift. And the seller said it wasn't his "style":

* The entirety of SteveCarell's appearance

* The entirety of SteveCarrell's appearance

* The entirety of {{SteveCarrell}}'s appearance