History Funny / OneMinuteMelee

** "Fat zombies, Skateboarding Zombies, Bowling Zombies, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Zombies wearing your mother's knickers]], Billy.

** After the fight, Just after Tails has beaten Luigi, Tails shoots an escaping Eggman out of the sky. Then Knuckles shows up and the two start beating Eggman up. [[KnowWhentoFoldEm Luigi decides it's just not worth it and walks away.]]

---> '''Bill:''' Wait, the Hat of Discipline...?

** For reference, the odd-looking hammer that the annoying Dog used to smash Bill Cipher was the Hat of Discipline, from WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy. The original scene featuring it can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TJNecIpDUA here.]]

---> '''Annoying Dog:''' ''GratuitousJapanese PreAssKickingOneLiner''

** Saitama tries to talk his way out of fighting Superman, but ends up realizing the only other witness to his killing of Goku was... Goku himself. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck He doesn't take it too well.]]

** After Black Widow defuses the situation by explaining what really happened ("[[Recap/DeathBattleS01E25GokuVsSuperman Remember the guy]] [[Recap/DeathBattleS02E25GokuVsSuperman2 you killed twice?]]") Superman asks her what his opponent's name is. All Natasha has for him is "Caped Baldy".
*** Superman's skeptic reaction really sold it.

** Bill finally manages to get a hit: he stops time, casually struts in front of his opponent while cracking his knuckles, and then ''[[ArmorPiercingSlap backhand bitchslaps him]]''.

---> '''Annoying Dog:''']] Bark!

** The ending where [[spoiler:Mr. Satan give Dan a "present", running away and then detonating the bomb he just gave to Dan, which works because Dan accidentally trips on it while trying to run away. And as soon as he does a victory pose, Dan falls on his head. And the victory screen shows him still passed out.]]
* The dialogue exchange at the end of ''Lucario vs. Renamon'' battle [[spoiler: after Lucario and Renamon suffer a DoubleKO]]:

* The ending of ''Samus vs. Mega Man''. After the awesome climax of [[spoiler:both fighters using giant beams to blast the alien monster. As it falls apart, what is it's dying noise? [[WebVideo/JonTron "Ech".]]]]
** "This melee's victory goes to...[[spoiler: Mega M-[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnnv5zySAk MEGA MAN! MEGA MAN! THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!]]]]"
** Also, this is the first One Minute Melee to include a '''[[spoiler:BaitAndSwitch]]'''. After all, [[spoiler:Samus didn't arrive until ''after'' the (initial) fight was over]]. This, in and of itself, is worthy of a few chuckles, at ''least''.
* After the end of Catwoman Vs. Black Widow match, there is a [[TheStinger a stinger]] where [[spoiler:Catwoman is checking her stolen goods]] as we see that [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Kenpachi is STILL flying away from Akuma's beatdown]], accompanied with a WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} Holler.]] Also served as a appetiser for [[spoiler: Kenpachi's and Akuma's]] rematch the following episode.

* It's subtle, but at the end of ''Ghost Rider vs. Scorpion'', [[spoiler:after dealing the finishing blow and giving some final words to Ken, it's heavily implied that Ghost Rider, after ''saving him'', left Ken in Hell]].

* In ''Zoro vs. Kenshin'', Zoro, [[NoSenseOfDirection in typical Zoro fashion]], gets hopelessly lost. He actually starts the episode asking Kenshin for directions only to somehow come full circle and collide headlong with Kenshin and then blame him for the bad directions. At the end of the fight, [[spoiler:Zoro realizes how much time he wasted on fighting Kenshin and tries to find his crew soon. He doesn't want them to know he got lost again]].

* After ''Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard'', the winner decides to [[spoiler: strap Geese to a rocket and launch him into space, in a reference to his ''Tekken 5'' ending. Ah Heihachi, you lovable old jerk.]]

** And to top it all off: Goku gets bumped into [[spoiler:by [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan Saitama]] while trying to eat his meat at last]]. Naturally, it doesn't end well. [[spoiler: For Goku, that is.]]
*** Then, there's the Stinger: [[spoiler:Someone blasting Saitama in the back of the head and all Saitama does is annoyingly swat at it like its a fly and turn around to see Superman drop down before him!]]

** And what does [[spoiler: Kirby do after he wins?]] He casually goes back to devouring everybody.
** Although [[spoiler:Pac-Man dies in this Melee, how he does it is played for laughs much more than usual. [[HoistByHisOwnPetard After having Clyde inhaled and spat back at him by Kirby]], [[WeaksauceWeakness his inherent weakness to Ghosts]] causes him to immediately revert back to his 8-bit form and humorously go through his entire original death animation, complete with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsyGe4F8CQ the classic "dying" sound.]]]]

*** After that, [[spoiler:Saitama {{No Sell}}s the attack, his cape is on fire, and he's completely oblivious to it.]]

** [[spoiler:Akuma]] is ''so'' badly injured at the end of the fight that during the victory screen, ''he falls off the podium''.

** Near the end of the fight, Joseph uses the Secret Joestar Technique: [[spoiler: [[KnowWhenToFoldEm running away.]] It helps him win the match.]]
** After the fight concludes, [[spoiler: a crow snatches up the Stone, rendering Ed and Jojo's conflict [[ShaggyDogStory all for naught.]] The last shot is of them chasing the bird and telling it to drop its cargo.]]

** While the ending of Sasori vs Alive was pretty dark, Deidara's reaction to [[spoiler:Alice showing up and seemingly Sasori lost, is hilarious. Alice's puppet body walks up and bumps into Deidara. Deidara freaks out and falls onto his butt. He then says "No way...Sasori lost?" Sasori shows up a few seconds later and calls him an idiot. Sasori then walks off to give his new puppet a 'test drive'. Deidara is still on the ground and blinks]]

** It is ''very'' heavily implied that [[spoiler:the Goku from "Goku vs. Sonic" and "Saitama vs. Superman"... was actually a ''clone'']].

** At the end, [[spoiler: Tails' winning move is him performing a fake-out on Luigi, resulting in him catching a dummy full of bombs underneath his hat. The funny part is what's written on the dummy's plane: "LOL it fake" and "Free iPhone".]]
** After the fight, [[spoiler: Just after Tails has beaten Luigi, Tails shoots an escaping Eggman out of the sky. Then Knuckles shows up and the two start beating Eggman up. [[KnowWhentoFoldEm Luigi decides it's just not worth it and walks away.]]]]

** After the fight, [[spoiler:Right as Filia rises out of unconsciousness, she asks Shantae in an alarmed tone if she's alright. Shantae, confused, asks if she should be the one asking that.]]

** The music tracks for one minute melee are uploaded by Hypergauge, and they show the fight in the background, although with no sound effects and blurred. These videos, however, take time to prepare, and if you pay attention, you may find some differences between the fight in the OST video and the episode proper. In this episode, [[spoiler: the thing that originally was supposed to knock Filia out was the fact that she ''missed'' her final attack and hit the floor instead.]]

** [[spoiler:After Mario has defeated his rival, He takes a moment to celebrate... Before realizing that he still has a princess to save.]]

** At the end of the fight, [[spoiler: 100% Mob has Tatsumaki in a choke hold, ready to blast her with raw psychic energy... and then [[HourOfPower serious mode]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough runs out]]. Even the music cuts out! One awkward silence later, Mob throws his opponent against the ground and wins anyway.]]

** Bill [[spoiler: finally manages to get a hit: he stops time, casually struts in front of his opponent while cracking his knuckles, and then ''[[ArmorPiercingSlap backhand bitchslaps him]]'']].

---> '''Bill:''' [[spoiler: You look like you had a bad time. (''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy chuckles]]'') Get it? [[LampshadeHanging It's your stupid one-liner!]]]]
** Bill, fed up with Sans' antics, decides to finish him. [[spoiler: Cue interception via Annoying Dog]]
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Sans drinking a bottle of Ketchup]] while Bill has an exchange with [[spoiler: the Annoying Dog]]

---> [[spoiler: '''Annoying Dog:''']] [[spoiler: Bark!]]

---> [[spoiler: '''Annoying Dog:''']] [[spoiler: ''Bark!'']]

---> [[spoiler: '''Annoying Dog:''']] [[spoiler: ''Bark! Bark!'']]

---> [[spoiler: '''Annoying Dog:''']] [[spoiler: ''Bark! Bark!'']]
---> [[spoiler: ''Annoying dog suddenly has a massive, odd-looking hammer on its head]]

---> [[spoiler: '''Annoying Dog:''']] [[spoiler: ''GratuitousJapanese PreAssKickingOneLiner'']]

---> [[spoiler: ''Hammer disappears, Annoying Dog runs off.'']]
---> [[spoiler: ''Sans falls asleep'']]

** For reference, the [[spoiler: odd-looking hammer that the annoying Dog used to smash Bill Cipher was the Hat of Discipline, from WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy. The original scene featuring it can be watched [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TJNecIpDUA here.]]]]

** After [[spoiler:Scott clinches the win]], he goes to claim his ticket... [[spoiler:[[PyrrhicVictory only to be informed that they're all sold out]] -- prompting him to FaceFault to the ground, complete with a humorous IrisOut in the style of the failure scenes from ''VideoGame/PacMan2TheNewAdventures''.]]

** Everything about [[spoiler:Bowser returning to his castle at the end and finding out that junior accidentally ''started a war'' during his absence.]]
*** [[spoiler:His only response? "[[InvertedTrope You're]] [[DisproportionateRetribution grounded]]."]]

** Bill sticks a note behind Sans' back for some [[KickMePrank cruel irony]]. And then winds his foot so far back, his leg ''[[UpToEleven coils like a spring]]''. One off-screen teleport by Sans later, Bill misses his target, causing his still-coiled leg to loop around the screen, kicking ''himself'', causing him to fly across the looping screen several times.

* ''Trunks vs. Silver'' has Silver trying to trap Trunks underneath a boulder while constantly screaming [[MemeticMutation "IT'S NO USE!"]] After finally shattering the boulder, only to be [[RantInducingSlight beaned with a smaller rock]], Trunks gets so pissed that [[ArtShift he briefly shifts out of sprite form]] just to show his frustration.

** [[spoiler:Akuma]] is ''so'' badly injured at the end of the fight that during the victory screen, ''he falls off the podium''.