History Funny / Ninjago

** The RunningGag of [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] this, followed by Fugidove enjoying his time out of prison.

* [[TemptingFate Llyod thinking Garmadon can't cause too much trouble since he doesn't have his powers.]] Cue Garmadon casually turning off the ship's engine, resulting in them almost crashing into the ground. Then he says the button should have been labeled even though Nya said it was.

* After Sensei Wu tells the ninja about the Golden Weapons, Kai reminds him about his sister. The response from Jay is priceless.
--> '''Jay:''' We're saving a girl? Is she hot?\\

* At the skeletons' strip-mining site, Nuckal finds a ring-shaped rock and thinks it looks like a donut, then tries to take a bite out of it to see if it tastes like one. [[TheToothHurts It doesn't]].
* Nuckal spots the Ninja sneaking around and asks if the plural of 'ninja' is 'ninjas' or just 'ninja'. Kruncha tells him he thinks it's just 'ninja'.[[note]]Both are acceptable pluralizations.[[/note]]
--> '''Nuckal''': Oh, okay. Then, NINJA!
* While in the Underworld, Jay suggests they use the Tornado of Creation to get out of a tight spot. Since he's still getting his voice back after losing it in the previous episode, the other ninja have trouble understanding what he's saying.
-->'''Cole''': You feel a weird sensation?\\

* When the ninja first use the Tornado of Creation, they end up creating a Ferris wheel with the skeletons caged in the gondolas. Nuckal inexplicably has a cone of cotton candy. Kruncha knocks it out of his hand, prompting the latter to let out a depressed "Aww".

* At one point, Sensei Wu shouts at Garmadon "Father would not want you to do this brother!" For some reason this sentence has drastically different dictation compared to the rest of Wu's lines, resulting in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h6d1UjLjv0 it coming out in an absurd accent.]]

* Cole spins off the stool by accident while recording reaction sounds and falls. His legs somehow come off because of this.[[note]][[ArtisticLicense Actual minifigure legs usually aren't removable unless they're deliberately pried off.]][[/note]]

* Lloyd interrogates Richie the Whack Rat after tying him up. Honestly, everything else Richie says and does afterwards is pretty comedic too. The fact that [[TalkingToHimself both of them are voiced by]] Creator/SamuelVincent makes it funnier to listen to.

---> '''Cole''': Oh, don't you get it? [[SayingTooMuch If you don't drink the Tea of Truth we won't get answers-]] (''realizes what he said and covers his mouth'')\\
'''Luke''': (''looks to his tea then to Cole'') You trying to trick me?\\

'''Cole''': [[OhCrap I see that now.]] (''gives the Tea of Truth to Zane'') But in full disclosure I'm trying my best to look like I didn't. ('' a few seconds pass, with Cole failing miserably to hide the fact he [[CanNotTellALie can't lie now]]'') Oh, it's not working, is it?\\
'''Luke''': Ha! So you can't lie? Oh, do you pee in the swimming pool?\\
'''Cole''': [[TooMuchInformation Oh course! Who doesn't?]] (''covers mouth'')\\
'''Luke''': Where are you hiding the Princess?\\
'''Cole''': [[SayingTooMuch Oh, the Destiny's Bounty in a cove off Hollow's Bluff]] (''covers mouth'') But tomorrow we'll be at the village of Stiix.\\
'''Zane''': You're giving away all our secrets!\\

'''Cole''': Some kind of energy or green light. I don't know, like all of our Elemental Powers rolled into one. Who can say- Oh! Zane, knock me out! Do something!\\
'''Luke''': (''laughs'') Wait until the gang at [[SayingTooMuch Laughy's hears about this]].\\
'''Zane''': "Laughy's"? You mean that karaoke club on the south side?\\
'''Luke''': (''stops laughing'') Oh...\\
'''Cole''': Haha! Who's the super now. Good thing I didn't tell him about my fear of singing. Oh, ZANE! Can we ''please'' get out of here?

--> '''Kai:''' This can end one of two ways, either you hand the masks over peacefully...\\
'''Jay:''' I don't know the rest of the choices, I like that one.\\

'''Kai:''' Or we'll have to get all ninja on you.\\

'''Kai:''' I don't know. I was improvising, usually Lloyd does the talking... where's Lloyd?!

--> '''Kai:''' Oh, while who is counting?\\

* The montage of P.I.X.A.L. re-building the Samurai X cave into the Monastery, while Jay is obviously playing videogames in the center of the construction zone.

* Clutch Powers only agreeing to explore the pyramid because the Explorer's Club was going to cancel his membership.

* How nonchalantly Nelson describes Clutch as "the man riding a fire ball into the city".
* The ''entirety'' of episode 7 aka "Snaketastrophe". Meta humor at it's finest!

* In “The Absolute Worst,” three criminals (Ultra Violet, the Mechanic, and Fugi-dove) find out the ninja are missing and decide to break out of prison via the sewers. While they’re escaping they each tell a story about which ninja they think is the worst, overexaggerating their abilities and personalities in the process, complete with an anime style art shift. In particular:

* Cyrus Borg getting upset that the ninja think Milton Dyer’s security system is better than his, partially because Dyer's has robot dogs.

* Lloyd interrogating Richie the Whack Rat after tying him up. Honestly everything else Richie says and does afterwards is pretty comedic too. The fact that [[TalkingToHimself both of them are voiced by]] Creator/SamuelVincent makes it funnier to listen to.

* The episode "Stop, Drop and Side Scroll" has the remaining ninja participate in an PlatformHell AutoScrollingLevel, where they have to [[CheckpointStarvation restart from the beginning every time]] [[TrialAndErrorGameplay someone dies]]. Even with the fact that they are in TheMostDangerousVideoGame, [[YetAnotherStupidDeath it doesn't prevent]] [[TheManyDeathsOfYou the scene from being any less]] [[HilarityEnsues entertaining]].

--> '''Misako:''' Now, you listen to me, Wu. I've had enough of this moping around! You are going with the ninja!\\
'''Wu:''' I can't go charging off to far-flung places! Adventures and legendary kingdoms are for the young! You of all people should understand that!\\

'''Wu:''' [[OhCrap Uh]]... [[ThatCameOutWrong W-w-what I meant to say was- um- uh]]-\\
'''Misako:''' Now, you listen to me, Wu. You are going on this journey, and you are going to ''like'' it! Understood?!\\
'''Wu:''' But- but- the chicken needs-\\
'''Misako:''' ''Understood?!'' ''(to Lloyd, cheerfully)'' He's in.

* Basically anything that Murt says or does. His reenactment of the ninja fighting the Skull Sorcerer being worth a few laughs.
* Queen Murtessa developing an affection for Jay and a strong dislike for Nya.

--> '''Vania:''' [[OhCrap Cole]], [[OutOfFocus the Lava Monster!]] What if it's still in the cave waiting for us?\\
'''Cole''': [[TemptingFate What? Just standing there, staring at a wall? No way. I'm sure he's gone back to his-]]\\

-->'''P.I.X.A.L.:''' It appears they did not think we would have rebreathers. Zane? You don't require a breathing device.\\

(''the other Shuriken flies out into the Mechanic's hand, appeasing him'')

* Pixal goes to Borg for help repairing Zane then she asks him for help with what is happening outside, however Borg has been too busy working on some mechs to look outside until Pixal opens the blinds.
--->'''P.I.X.A.L.''': We require your assistance.
--->'''Borg''': Oh, well, you're in luck! I've been up all night, working on a new line of mechs and ... [[FailedASpotCheck eh, wait... Help with what?]]
--->''(P.I.X.A.L. picks up a remote and opens the blinds, showing Borg the invasion outside.)''
--->'''Borg''': Perhaps I need to take more frequent breaks.

'''Jay''': We're totally outnumbered. They have weapons, and we don't. I haven't eaten all day, not to mention haven't showered in a week. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far to much for them to handle]], let alone '''me!'''\\

* In ''Green Destiny'' we get this gem when the ninja alongside the dragons try to defeat the Colossi through the vengestone chains they obtained from the Dragon Hunters.

'''Zane''': Then perhaps next time we should use thicker chains!\\

'''Kai''': No, he's on to something! Look at all that chain if we could use it we could lock it [the Colossi] down.\\
'''Cole''': And who of us is stupid enough to [[LeeroyJenkins jump on that thing?]].\\

* [[TemptingFate Llyod thinking Garmadon can't cause too much trouble since he doesn't have his powers.]] Cue Garmadon casually turning off the ship's enguine, resulting inside almost crashing into the ground. Then he says the button should have been labeled even thoughts Nya it was.

* Jay proposing to Nya in the middle of a possibly-apocalyptic battle. (Though could also cross into Heartwarming and Tearjerker)
* Garmadon and Lloyd after Lloyd destroys the realm Crystal:

'''Lloyd:''' [Offended] Oh come on, that was awesome!\\

* During the week the ninja were stranded in the First Realm, Jay has... [[SanitySlippage lost a few marbles]]. He's so out of it that he's [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness uncharacteristically calm]], where normally he's one of the first to panic in situations like this. At one point in the first episode he's pretending that a piece of wood is a new ''video game console''. He doesn't even bat an eye when the Dragon Hunters take them to the Pit to fight Slab, and during said fight he even said that they're not getting out of the Pit alive and tells Kai to accept it because ''it's more fun that way''. This lasts until the beginning of episode three where we have this gem:
--> '''Kai''': (''while surrounded by Dragon Hunters'') You with us Jay?\\

* In ''Radio Free Ninjago'', as Lloyd is making a rousing speech to the citizens of Ninjago, Harumi and Killow try to break into the recording room. As Lloyd is about to finish the speech with the line "The Resistance never quits!", they finally break in...only to find the rebels gone, their comrades immobilized, and this very line stuck on loop. ''And it goes on and on.'' That's right - ''[[TheStraightMan Lloyd]]'' had successfully ''[[Troll trolled]]'' '''[[KnightOfCerebus Harumi]]'''!

** During the climactic fight with Wu and Garmadon, Jay is [[PassthePopcorn casually eating cotton candy]], much to the Ninja's chagrin. Even funnier is that he's somehow eating ''through his mask''.
* At one point Wu shouts at Garmadon "Father would not want you to do this brother!" Normally, this wouldn't be particularly funny but due to not fully deciding on what direction to take Wu's voice yet, [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7h6d1UjLjv0 it comes out in an absurd accent.]]

** Lloyd's PokeThePoodle attempts at being evil, threatening to release the serpentine unless the town gives him their candy, which only ends with him being pelted with vegetables [[KidsHateVegetables (which he angrily yells he hates)]]. The ninjas take him away, while Lloyd struggles and yells that they have until three to let him go.

** This:
---> '''Reporter:''' People are recommended to flee or run away, waving their arms wildly while screaming like little children.

--> '''Cole:''' My feet! ''I can't feel my feet!''\\

** With Skales trying to get the respect of the serpentine back, he asks for the remaining generals to help pitch ideas. They're awful. Keep in mind their last plan almost got everyone including them killed.
--> '''Skales:''' Let's brainsssstorm ideas on how we can do that. \\
'''Skalidor:''' [[TooDumbToLive Release the Devourer]] \\

* In "Pirates vs. Ninja" when the ninja ask how they're going to get around Ninjago City without their vehicles Sensei Wu offers them something he claims will allow them to get around better. They assume it will do something like conjure a portal, but when Cole examines the device it turns out to just be a bus token.

** All of the gags that had to do with No-Eyed Pete and his seeing eye parrot.

** Let’s not forget that Garmadon doesn’t understand how to use his new Mega Weapon. For example: him begging the Mega Weapon to work while chasing the Ultimate Dragon.

* In "Versus", Nya is explaining to Wu her dilemma of trying to choose between Cole and Jay. Wu has fallen asleep.
** Later when she asks him for some advice on the matter:

** While Ronin's trying to sell the Scroll to Morro, the confrontation is interrupted by Kai and Jay whispering loudly about how to get rid of a lock. Apparently, Jay was trying to ''bite it off'' rather than pick it.

* In "Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5", the Ninja discover that Asphera's staff (along with a bunch of other important artifacts) is not in Borg Tower's vault and has been moved. Kai complains that they can't just call up Cyrus and ask him where he moved the staff so they could steal it... which P.I.X.A.L. proceeds to do, using the ''exact'' same wording Kai used. Yes, including the fact that they are trying to steal it.

* When Lloyd is taken into the Cursed Realm, he runs past Chen and Clouse, who are trapped in cages. Clouse is trying to saw through the bars.
* During the last battle between Morro and Lloyd, they go tumbling through dimensions. They eventually emerge in [[WesternAnimation/LegendsOfChima Chima]].
-->'''Laval''': Hey, where'd you guys come from?

* In "Darkness Shall Rise", the ninja are completely exhausted after their day jobs:

* For the last few episodes, Zane has had his emotion meter turned off to avoid thinking about his grief. Come "Kryptarium Prison Blues", he turns it back on... and all those emotions hit him like a ton of bricks. He starts screaming his head off, which leads to Kai trying to keep Zane quiet by putting his hands over Zane's mouth, while Cole turns off Zane's emotion meter.

---> "What's he eating?" "Condensed evil. Supposed to be low in fat."\\

** From the same episode, Wu [[NotSoAboveitallgetting excited over a Ferris wheel.

--->'''Borg''': Oh, well, you're in luck! I've been up all night, working on a new line of mechs and ... [[FailedASpotCheck eh, wait. Help with what?]]
--->(P.I.X.A.L. picks up a remote and opens the blinds, showing Borg the invasion outside.)

* Pixal goes to Borg for help repairing Zane then she asks him for help with what is happening outside, however Borg has been too busy working on some mechs to look outside until Pixal opens the shutters.

(P.I.X.A.L. picks up a remote and opens the blinds, showing Borg the invasion outside.)

--->'''Borg''': Oh, well, you're in luck! I've been up all night, working on a new line of mechs and ... eh, wait. Help with what?

--->'''Borg:''' When did that happen?

'''Jay''': ''(sigh)'' ''TORNADO OF'' '''''CREATION!'''''\\

* When the ninja first use the Tornado of Creation, they end up creating a Ferris wheel with the skeletons caged in the gondolas. Nuckal inexplicably has a cone of cotton candy. Kruncha knocks it out of his hand, prompting him to let out a depressed "Aww".

** From the same episode, Sensei getting excited over a Ferris wheel.

---->'''Past!Lord Garmadon:''' Why do you- I have four arms?

---> "What's he eating?"\\

'''Snake:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[FridgeHorror Please, you have to stop him. That snake is crazy! I don't wanna unleash the Great Devourer, I'm a snake, not food!]]

* Let this scene speak for itself:
-->'''Kai:''' You said you were concerned that you couldn't keep up, so Jay and Nya rejiggered the design so you could come along. Well, what do you think?\\
'''Wu:''' I think...[[[NotSoAboveItAll shotgun!!]]

* Lloyd's PokeThePoodle attempts at being evil, threatening to release the serpentine unless the town gives him their candy, which only ends with him being pelted with vegetables [[KidsHateVegetables (which he angrily yells he hates)]]. The ninjas take him away, while Lloyd struggles and yells that they have until three to let him go.
-->'''Lloyd''': Bow down to me or suffer my wrath! I'll give you to the count of three! One! Two!
-->'''Kai''': What are we supposed to do? Spank him?
-->'''Lloyd''': Two and a half!

*** Their appearance is even funner because somehow they ''mixed dup their voices!''