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* Winston dressed as a cop for Halloween, reaching for the gun of a ''real'' cop.
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-->'''Schmidt:''' Shelby, be careful with his mustache, please; it's very delicate. I can't watch this any more. Winston, I hope you're better in bed because your street work is embarrassing. Am I talking too much? [[OverlyLongGage I don't wanna ruin the moment.]] You know what; if this was my grandmother's building, she'd be outside on the patio yelling down at you and she'd be saying, "You look beautiful, the two of you are a beautiful couple, I'm glad you found one another," but she wouldn't invite you up because she's a horrible racist. You want me to put on some [[CrossesTheLineTwice Jodeci?]]

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-->'''Schmidt:''' Shelby, be careful with his mustache, please; it's very delicate. I can't watch this any more. Winston, I hope you're better in bed because your street work is embarrassing. Am I talking too much? [[OverlyLongGage [[OverlyLongGag I don't wanna ruin the moment.]] You know what; if this was my grandmother's building, she'd be outside on the patio yelling down at you and she'd be saying, "You look beautiful, the two of you are a beautiful couple, I'm glad you found one another," but she wouldn't invite you up because she's a horrible racist. You want me to put on some [[CrossesTheLineTwice Jodeci?]]
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* Schmidt's monologue during Winston and Shelby's first kiss as a real couple.
-->'''Schmidt:''' Shelby, be careful with his mustache, please; it's very delicate. I can't watch this any more. Winston, I hope you're better in bed because your street work is embarrassing. Am I talking too much? [[OverlyLongGage I don't wanna ruin the moment.]] You know what; if this was my grandmother's building, she'd be outside on the patio yelling down at you and she'd be saying, "You look beautiful, the two of you are a beautiful couple, I'm glad you found one another," but she wouldn't invite you up because she's a horrible racist. You want me to put on some [[CrossesTheLineTwice Jodeci?]]
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* Schmidt and Nadia's "date". If you could call it that.
-->'''Schmidt''': ''In America, honey, Mickey Mouse is earthbound.''
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-->''Hey Winston, did you know that NWA does not stand for "Never Walk Alone"?''
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*Winston's fear of the dark.
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* Jess attempts to scare off a potential roommate by hissing at him.
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-->'''Schmidt''': Was that true that Cece would eat me up? 'Cause I got the prime rib, yo. Carving station, sneeze guard, [[ThatCameOutWrong kids eat for free]]. Let's just forget that last part, though.
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* Backslide: Two words: TomWaits.
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* Schmidt doing a sexy dance while Chinese businessmen watch.

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* Schmidt doing a sexy dance while Chinese Japanese businessmen watch.
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*''"I don't think she knows what motorboating means"''.
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*Schmidt's 2007 new years resolution list.
-->''"Find out where Winston gets his sparkle and then steal it"''.
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*Schmidt pronouncing chutney as "chut-a-ney".
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*Schmidt refusing to dress as sexy Santa Claus, Cinco de Sexy or sexy Martin Luther King.
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*''"And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!"''
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* ''"That's second base? That means I'm not a virgin anymore."''
* A stranger and his nana giving young Hess candy.

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* ''"That's *''"That's second base? That means I'm not a virgin anymore."''
* A *A stranger and his nana giving young Hess Jess candy.

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* Attempts to defreeze Hank the turkey in "Thanksgiving".

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* Attempts to defreeze defrost Hank the turkey in "Thanksgiving"."Thanksgiving".
*''"That's second base? That means I'm not a virgin anymore."''
*A stranger and his nana giving young Hess candy.
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* Attempts to defreeze Hank the turkey in "Thanksgiving".
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*Schmidt doing a sexy dance while Chinese businessmen watch.
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*''"You are not gonna regret this"''. (GilliganCut to Jess crying while watching ''DirtyDancing'')
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*The landlord thinking he's about to have a 3-way with Jess and Nick.
*''Why is the cast of TheSocialNetwork in our apartment?''
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**The gang doing the chicken dance in slow motion.


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*Jess and Paul sexual role-play with her as BetteDavis and him as JamesStewart.
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* Winston pretending to be gay so Nick's two bickering girlfriends.
-->[[LargeHam ''"Tell them, Nick. Tell them how it really goes down in apartment 4-D!"]]

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* Winston pretending to be gay so Nick's two bickering girlfriends.
-->[[LargeHam ''"Tell
girlfriends would leave.
-->''[[LargeHam Tell
them, Nick. Tell them how it really goes down in apartment 4-D!"]]4-D!]]''
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* "I love him! ''I wanna rub my face on his face!''"
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*Schmidt teaching Nick how to be a douche [[ItMakesSenseInContext then Jess catches them in bed]].
-->''"Oh, my God, is this happening too?"''
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* Winston passionately singing along to the ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' soundtrack on the way to Mexico.

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* Winston passionately singing along to the ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' soundtrack on the way to Mexico.Mexico.
*Winston pretending to be gay so Nick's two bickering girlfriends.
-->[[LargeHam ''"Tell them, Nick. Tell them how it really goes down in apartment 4-D!"]]
*''"I was gonna go milk my cows with my bucket"''.
*[[TransparentCloset ''"Is it weird that he wants me to speak in a low voice and call me Kevin?"'']]
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* Winston passionately singing along to the ''{{Wicked}}'' soundtrack on the way to Mexico.

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* Winston passionately singing along to the ''{{Wicked}}'' ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' soundtrack on the way to Mexico.
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* Jess explains that while most people do the chickens dance one way and demonstrates with the more common motions, she likes to do a peck because it's more realistic.

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* Jess explains that while most people do the chickens dance one way and demonstrates with the more common motions, she likes to do a peck because it's more realistic.realistic.
* Winston passionately singing along to the ''{{Wicked}}'' soundtrack on the way to Mexico.
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* The montage of Schmidt's various Douchebag Jar filling acts during "Story of the fifty".

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* The montage of Schmidt's various Douchebag Jar filling acts during "Story of the fifty".fifty".
* Jess explains that while most people do the chickens dance one way and demonstrates with the more common motions, she likes to do a peck because it's more realistic.
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* The montage of Schmidt's various Douchebag Jar filling acts during "Story of the fifty".

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