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* Mostly everything that happens in "Background Check".

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* Mostly Pretty much everything that happens in "Background Check".
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* Mostly everything that happens in "Background Check".
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[[caption-width-right:350:"You are a huge baby."]]
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* In "Quick Hardening Caulk", everyone but Schmidt can see that his fixation on acquiring an illegal lionfish is a metaphor for losing Cece.
-->Nick: We're not talking about fish here, are we?
-->Winston: No.
-->Jess: Clearly talking about Cece.
-->Nick: Yeah, 'cause he said 'fish breasts'.
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* The gang head to New York, as CW Schmidt’s high school is honouring him. As the gang are walking though New York on their final day, they run into Coach, who briefly acts upset that his friends forgot he lives in the city before admitting he’s screwing with them because he’s been back to L.A. five times since moving away and didn’t bother telling them.
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* Reagan admitting that she went through everyone’s rooms, and found a random 2x4 and nail in Nick’s room.
--> '''Nick:''' I’m building a tree house.\\
'''Schmidt:''' You’re doing wh- you’re building a tree house? Well, why am I not involved? Why’s Cece not involved? We want to be involved.\\
'''Cece:''' Oh, I’m involved. So’s Winston.\\
'''Schmidt:''' What?! Everyone’s involved in the tree house but I?!
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-->'''Nick'': Not like a ghoul.

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-->'''Nick'': -->'''Nick''': Not like a ghoul.

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* [=CeCe=] pointing out that Jess has always had that embarrassing shriek-giggle when sex-related stuff comes out; flashback to young Jess giggling at a hot dog stand.
-->'''Present day Jess''': Fine. I guess I missed the moment when everybody got cool about sex.



** Schmidt asking Jess the size of it by opening his hands and spreading them apart, telling her when to stop. She doesn't respond, which Schmidt takes as a sign Nick has a large penis.
-->'''Schmidt''': ''[pulling his hands apart]'' Just say when. Just... serious... seriously? Are you se... are you serious? Okay, you know what? This is impossible. I'm starting over. ''[puts his hands back together]''



* Jess keeping a travel sized Feeling Stick.

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* Jess keeping trying to get Nick to respond by passing him her "Feeling Stick" that she uses in class so people can talk freely. Nick wordlessly snaps it in two. Jess notes it's not the first time that's happened, and pulls out a travel sized Feeling Stick."travel sized" version.
* Jess and Nick arguing that Jess is so immature that she can't even say "penis", while both are oblivious to Winston in the living room in an OverlyLongGag:
-->'''Jess''': I can say the word "peen..."
-->'''Nick''': Say it.
-->'''Jess''': ...Peernyas.
-->'''Nick''': What?
-->'''Jess''': Peernis.
-->'''Nick''': You said "peernis."
-->'''Jess''': ''[singsong]'' Peeeeniiiiis....
-->'''Nick''': Not singing.
-->'''Jess''': ''[deep-voiced and slow]'' Peeeeeeeniiiis...
-->'''Nick'': Not like a ghoul.
-->'''Jess''': I... I can say it! Pianist.
-->'''Nick''': No, you said "pianist."
-->'''Jess''': Enispay!
-->''[camera briefly cuts to Winston minding his business but growing irritated]''
-->'''Nick''': Not pig Latin.
-->'''Jess''': Piernyas.
-->'''Nick''': Okay, not in Swedish.
-->'''Jess''': ''Pemo.''
-->'''Nick''': Not in fake Italian.
-->'''Jess''': [shrieking] '''PEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIISSSSSS'''--
-->'''Winston''': '''SHUT UP!'''




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* Jess working up the nerve to say "penis" and buries the hatchet with Nick, but can't help but be a mood-killer in her Jess way:
-->'''Nick''': It's okay. Maybe you were right. Maybe I'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women.
-->'''Jess''': Well, you know, maybe when you are, you'll be able to show her your other penis. Your heart penis.
-->'''Nick''': ''[dryly]'' Get out of my room.
-->'''Jess''': ''[almost leaving]'' Hey, um... when I was, um, leaving in a hurry, um, did you see... everything?
-->'''Nick''': Yep.
-->'''Jess''': Even my... gumbo pot?
-->'''Nick''': ''[disgusted]'' Ugh, "Gumbo pot"?! Get out!

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