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* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.
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* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.freeze.
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.
* Clark watching old movies of past Christmas while trapped in the attic, while sitting right on the attic door, which his wife opens and dumps him right into the floor below right on top of her with a hilarious OffscreenCrash.
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-->'''Eddie:''' "Well, don't get too used to it. It's coming right with us when we leave here next month."
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-->'''Eddie:''' "Well, don't get too used to it. It's coming right "Don't you go falling in love with it now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."
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** while he's stumbling around in the attic, he steps on three loose boards one after the other, causing them to rise up and smack him in the face every time.
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-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
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-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]eggnog)]]
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.
* Ellen somehow ending up grabbing Clark's crotch when ordered to freeze.
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* Clark getting smacked with the attic ladder.
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* Clark getting smacked with the attic ladder.ladder.
* When Eddie is talking to Clark about the RV, he ends by dropping an unfortunate bit of news:
-->'''Eddie:''' "Well, don't get too used to it. It's coming right with us when we leave here next month."
-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
* When Eddie is talking to Clark about the RV, he ends by dropping an unfortunate bit of news:
-->'''Eddie:''' "Well, don't get too used to it. It's coming right with us when we leave here next month."
-->'''Clark:''' [[SpitTake (gags on his eggnog)]]
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--> '''Clark:''' Have you checked our shitters, honey?
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* "Dad, did you bring a saw?" (loud timpani cue, then it cuts to the Griswalds driving home with the tree HUGELY uprooted on top of the car with "Oh Come All ye Faithful" playing in a "wah wah wah waaaaah" style)
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* "Dad, did you bring a saw?" (loud timpani cue, then it cuts to the Griswalds driving home with the tree HUGELY uprooted on top of the car with "Oh Come All ye Faithful" playing in a "wah "[[LosingHorns wah wah waaaaah" wah waaaaah]]" style)
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* "I could wake up with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be as surprised as I am now."
* "Oh, he's just yaking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's got it out.
* "Oh, he's just yaking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's got it out.
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* "I could wake "If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be as more surprised as than I am right now."
* "Oh, he's justyaking yakking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's got it out.up.
* "Oh, he's just
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!"]] [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!"]] [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]that?!"]]
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** Clark going [[AxCrazy Chainsaw-Crazy]] afterward. When Russ tries to talk him down, Clark revs his chainsaw up and Russ backs down, saying, "Good talk, Dad." Clark then uses the chainsaw to cut down a nearby Christmas tree, which breaks his uptight neighbors' window.
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** And then a CallBack to the original while they're stuck, before Clark successfully gets them un-stuck.[[note]]The lines come from when they dropped Aunt Edna's body off at her son's house.[[/note]]
--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.\\
--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.\\
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--->'''Ellen:'''
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--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
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--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.\\
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** And then a CallBack to the original while they're stuck, before Clark successfully gets them un-stuck.[[note]]The lines come from when they dropped Aunt Edna's body off at her son's house.[[/note]]
--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
'''Clark:''' AMEN!
--->'''Ellen:''' Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
'''Clark:''' AMEN!
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!"]] [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!"]] [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]that?"]]
* Clark getting smacked with the attic ladder.
* Clark getting smacked with the attic ladder.
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!" [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
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* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!" truck!"]] [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"Navy?"
* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!" [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
* [[CaptainObvious "Clark! We're stuck under a truck!" [[LampshadeHanging "Do you honestly think that I don't know that?"]]
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* "Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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* "Hallelujah! The epic rant after Clark doesn't get a Christmas bonus:
--> '''Clark''': Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! HolyShit! shit! Where's the Tylenol?"Tylenol?
--> '''Clark''': Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy
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* "Oh, he's just yaking on a bone. ''(sound of Snots barfing under the table)'' he's got it out.
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* "Dad, did you bring a saw?"
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* "Dad, did you bring a saw?" (loud timpani cue, then it cuts to the Griswalds driving home with the tree HUGELY uprooted on top of the car with "Oh Come All ye Faithful" playing in a "wah wah wah waaaaah" style)
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* "I'd wake up with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be surprised as I am now."
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* "I'd "I could wake up with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be as surprised as I am now."
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** Just in case YouTube takes it down:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!Navy?"
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuVW78tCTM&feature=related This epic rantfest]]....Where's the Tylenol?!
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
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* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"Navy?"
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
* When the family tries to leave after Clark's rant:
--> '''Clark''': Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
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* "THE BLES-SING!"
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* "THE BLES-SING!"BLES-SING!"
* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
* "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuVW78tCTM&feature=related this epic rantfest]]....Where's the Tylenol?!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuVW78tCTM&feature=related this This epic rantfest]]....Where's the Tylenol?!
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'''Carks and Ellen:''': ...fa la la la la, la la la la!
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* Clark and Ellen singing at the beginning, while Rusty and Audrey are less than enthusiastic.
--> '''Clark:''' Take it, Russ! (Russ stays silent while Clark and Ellen Bob their heads in rhythm to the unsung phrase)
'''Carks and Ellen:''': ...fa la la la la, la la la la!
* "Dad, did you bring a saw?"
--> '''Clark:''' Take it, Russ! (Russ stays silent while Clark and Ellen Bob their heads in rhythm to the unsung phrase)
'''Carks and Ellen:''': ...fa la la la la, la la la la!
* "Dad, did you bring a saw?"
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* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.
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* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.gigglefest.
* "THE BLES-SING!"
* "THE BLES-SING!"
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* When Cousin Eddie first arrives, he touches one of the decorations scattered around the house, and everything on it immediately shatters off.
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* When Cousin Eddie first arrives, he touches one of the decorations scattered around the house, and everything on it immediately shatters off.off.
* While out shopping, Clark puts some lightbulbs on his shopping cart, which are crushed by the enormous bag of dogfood Cousin Eddie puts on top of them not a second later. The fact that neither of them notice it at all is just awesome.
* "SQUIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEELLL!"
* Fried Pussycat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuVW78tCTM&feature=related this epic rantfest]]....Where's the Tylenol?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk74WprmZxY&feature=related THE HAP HAP HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Where you gonna put that tree?]]
** Bend over and I'll show you!
* Tch... Bingo!
* "I'd wake up with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be surprised as I am now."
* "I can't swim Clark." (beat) "I know Eddie."
* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.
* While out shopping, Clark puts some lightbulbs on his shopping cart, which are crushed by the enormous bag of dogfood Cousin Eddie puts on top of them not a second later. The fact that neither of them notice it at all is just awesome.
* "SQUIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEELLL!"
* Fried Pussycat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuVW78tCTM&feature=related this epic rantfest]]....Where's the Tylenol?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk74WprmZxY&feature=related THE HAP HAP HAPPIEST CHRISTMAS!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TYlOTajXGg&feature=related Where you gonna put that tree?]]
** Bend over and I'll show you!
* Tch... Bingo!
* "I'd wake up with my head sewn to the carpet, and I still wouldn't be surprised as I am now."
* "I can't swim Clark." (beat) "I know Eddie."
* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2wkwRJLW84&feature=related little diddy]] had me thrown into a gigglefest.
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* "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
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* "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"full!"
* "Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
* When Cousin Eddie first arrives, he touches one of the decorations scattered around the house, and everything on it immediately shatters off.
* "Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
* When Cousin Eddie first arrives, he touches one of the decorations scattered around the house, and everything on it immediately shatters off.
