History Funny / Naruto

-->'''Kiba''': "That Naruto. He's something, all right. He was my classmate, ya know."

* In the fight with Kinkaku and Ginkaku, the brother have four legendary treasure, one being a fan. When they are beaten, Darui is seen wondering where it went. Much later, Tenten is seen using and thinking "This thing looks pretty sweet...wonder who drops it."

-->'''Naruto:''' I don't care if he's your grandmother! ''(Punches Konohamaru)'' [[CatchPhrase So believe it!]]\\

** When Naruto eats with Ino, Sai and Shikamaru, [[CallBack Sai happily tries to feed an injured Naruto (much to the latter's discomfort)]], Ino looks ''really'' into Sai, and Shikamaru has his cheek in his hand, clearly thinking to himself, "[[CatchPhrase How troublesome]]."

** Also when Kakashi is shown on Gai’s back a cavalry trumpet is heard and when Lee offers Neji a ride a quick car horn plays like he’s a bushy browed taxi.

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* ''Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3'':

* Episode: 427: Sakura [[MegatonPunch Megaton Punch]]ing '''''Sasuke''''' [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wVk314dR_Ek/VelbR70GJ2I/AAAAAAAADh0/5g2R2bSKOwk/s320/Sakura-punches-Sasuke.png into a wall]] after the latter tries to flirt with Tenten.[[note]]OK, technically it's not the "real" Sakura and Sasuke, but rather the alternate reality versions of them seen in ''Road to Ninja'', but still.[[/note]]

* Killer B's quest to unite all Jinchuriki and rescue a princess from the Akatsuki, Power Rangers style!

* In the Ultimate Ninja 3 game, whose events seem to be set between the Tsunade Search Arc and the Sasuke Retrieval Arc in the anime's timeline, the story mode is about a Battle Royale contest between all Ninja from the Leaf and Sand, with the winner being Hokage for a day. At some point, Sakura challenges Naruto and gives us this gem:
-->'''Naruto''': "Seriously...you're the last person I wanna fight!"\\
'''Sakura''': "Shut it! There's a lovey-dovey Sasuke regulation I hafta pass into law! So I'm taking your crystals!"
* Also in Ultimate Ninja 3, thanks to how the characters' specials can be customized can give birth to a hilarious scenario. One of Hinata's low-level Ougis has Hyuuga Hiashi appear and attack her opponent with Giant Palm Rotation. Hanabi also debuts in this game and her own Ougi involves her performing a Gentle Fist combo on her opponent while Hiashi watches before stepping in and dealing the finishing blow. It's entirely possible to pit the Hyuuga sisters against each other with that Ougi option...and the idea of Hiashi attacking both of his daughters during combat raises quite a few chuckles.
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** Said ostrich returns in another episode called "Animal District" where it has learned some ninjutsu and calls itself "Condor" (despite being an ostrich as pointed out by [[CaptainObvious Naruto]]). It now views Naruto as a rival in its bid for freedom and hijinx ensue when it takes over an old training area. Highlights of the episode include Shino freaking out when his bugs are [[RunningGag eaten again and again]], and Rock Lee fighting a boxing kangaroo and its offspring that's just as good a boxer and hiding in its parent's pouch.

** From that same episode. Nekobaa basically calling Hidden Cloud Village and asking [[SealedInsideAPersonShapedCan The Jinchuriki of the]] [[AnimalisticAbomination Two-Tails]] for a paw print, simply because Matatabi happens to be feline enough in shape. Especially considering how seriously Jinchuriki, even this ''very same one'' later, are treated otherwise.
** Even more: The reason it got to this point was [[CoolBigBro Itachi]] [[TheStoic of all people]] having to make something for [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Sasuke]] to do while running errands, [[IWasJustJoking only for the list]] to quickly run out to the two mentioned above: An AnimalisticAbomination and a cat version of a ''mob boss''.
* In Episode 196, "Drive Towards Darkness". Naruto spends most of the show trying to pose as Sasuke in order to keep the young girl there escorting happy. So we're treated to "Sasuke" walking around and acting like a goofball for almost the entire episode, it was actually quite refreshing.

** Tenten finally gets Lee and Guy to stop acting ridiculous (they don't ''look'' the part, though). In the anime, she's trapped in the Road To Ninja universe. However, despite knowing it's just an illusion, she comes to like it as much as the real world.

'''Sakura:''' ''*stares intently at Shizune's chest*'' "You're flat as a board."

'''Shizune:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness''*looks unusually angry*]] [[ACupAngst "I am completely normal, I have nothing to be ashamed of!"]]

'''Tsunade:''' "These are a blessing from heaven! [[BlatantLies I've always had them!]]"

'''Sakura:''' ''*stares intently at Shizune's chest*'' "Underdeveloped..."

*** FridgeLogic: What point is served by blindfolding a Byakugan user?

* ''Shippuden 77'': A drunk Shizune complains to Kurenai how jealous of her she is for having a boyfriend. She then proceeds to rant that due to her traveling she's never been able to meet any good men, and she's at risk of ending up a ChristmasCake like Tsunade... and realizing too late that Tsunade [[RightBehindMe heard every word she said]].

* Naruto suddenly getting Reverse Summoned to the Toad's Mountain before eating some ramen and [[AlienLunch accidentally eating a bunch of insects on a platter]].

-->'''Shizune:''' (freaking out) Lady Tsunade, are you actually ''[[OutOfCharacterMoment studying!?]]''
-->'''Tonton:''' (same reaction) Oiiink!?
-->'''Tsunade:''' Do you mind? I'm trying to concentrate here.
-->'''Shizune:''' ([[VisualPun spiraling]] from perceived OOC-ness) AHHHH! W-What did you say!?

-->'''Neji:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I was watching.

-->'''Kiba''': ''(accusing)'' Hey.
-->'''Neji''': ''(completely deadpan)'' I was watching.

-->'''Naruto:''' "Wow! Seriously, Hinata; you're gonna make somebody one heck of a wife!"
-->'''Hinata:''' (LuminescentBlush) "One heck of a wife..."

** The gang stops to collect some fruits, and Shino warns them that these fruits can grow to the size of a human, but those should be avoided because they cause diarrhea. Kiba briefly wonders who would be stupid enough to eat a human sized fruit... only to turn around and see Naruto happily munching on one.

-->'''Kotetsu:''' "Could've been worse; could've been a desk."
-->'''Izumo:''' "You're hilarious, you know that?"
* The episode (Episode 186) in which Shino ''laughs''. Naruto and Shino's reactions are what make the scene pure gold.

** And at the end, while Lee is eager to eat more of the curry (which is a ''bright glowing red'' to emphasize how spicy it is), Naruto and Neji swiftly make up an excuse not to stick around.
--> '''Naruto:''' Ah, Neji, it's time to head back, isn't it?
--> '''Neji:''' Ah--yes! If we're late, Hokage-sama will be angry!
--> ''(they grab Lee and vamoose)''
--> '''Lee:''' ''(futilely)'' No! Wait! The curry...!

* Episode 194: There's your daily recommended dose of shy!Hinata ShipTease, but you get a [[{{Foreshadowing}} sense]] of [[InTheStyleOf how]] this episode is going to [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo play out]] once Naruto reveals that he's [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes afraid of ghosts]].
-->'''Naruto''': (SuperDeformed) '' '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ul3uwnR00 Kubisaki Pass?!]]''' Doesn't that mean '''"[[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Broken Neck]]"?!''' I knew this was going to be trouble!''\\
'''Tsunade''': (SuddenlyShouting DemonHead) '''''Idiot! A ninja doesn't get scared by ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight! Now GetOut of my office!'''''\\
'''Naruto''': ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere starts running]]) ''I'll take my chances with the ghost!''\\
'''Kiba''': ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere starts running]]) ''Later!''\\
'''Hinata''': ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere starts running]]) ''Alright then, goodbye!'' (closes door politely as they leave)

* Naruto feels down due to all his hard-work with the Wind Style Rasenshuriken, ended up producing a jutsu that injures him so badly, Tsunade forbids him to use it. Because of that Jiraiya invites Naruto to train under him again, and develop easier techniques, which Naruto eagerly accepts. Then Jiraiya announces their first destination is a shared onsen to help him heal-up faster, ticking off Naruto, who knows his real intentions very well. Then Jiraiya mentions he might invite sakura along, and Naruto suddenly has no problem with the idea.
* Sai has been ordered to keep his mission a secret from Naruto, but Naruto asks him a direct question about it:

* From the Three Tails Arc... Tobi is really pushing it this time...

* In Episode 179, we see that Kakashi was following Team 7 before their first meeting. After the whole "bad milk incident", Naruto follows Sasuke to fight him for making Sakura sad. Near the end of the fight Naruto tries the Sexy Jutsu on Sasuke, who doesn't even blink. When Naruto attacks him thinking he is shocked, Sasuke uses a wire to throw a shuriken into Naruto's butt.

** Said Ostrich returns in another episode called "Animal District" where it has learned some ninjutsu and calls itself "Condor" (despite being an ostrich as pointed out by [[CaptainObvious Naruto]]). It now views Naruto as a rival in its bid for freedom and hijinx ensue when it takes over an old training area. Highlights of the episode include Shino freaking out when his bugs are [[RunningGag eaten again and again]] and Rock Lee fighting a boxing kangaroo and its offspring that's just as good a boxer and hiding in its parent's pouch.

** Or for that matter, deploying an entire shinobi unit to quarantine Naruto (toss injections on him as if they were kunai) only seem to set the funny mood of this filler. This is even before we get past the opening credits!

** Even more: The reason it got to this point was [[CoolBigBro Itachi]] [[TheStoic of all people]] having to make something for [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Sasuke]] to do while running errands, [[IWasJustJoking only for the list]] to quickly run out to the two mentioned above: An AnimalisticAbomination and cat version of a ''mob boss''.

-->'''Naruto:''' Gee, I-I hope he doesn't mean me.
-->'''Sakura:''' ''(blushing)'' [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys Sasuke is so...hot.]]

-->'''Kakashi:''' "You know, compared to the others, you're a bit weird..."
-->'''Naruto:''' "Yeah? The only thing weird here is your haircut!" [[note]]Having spiky blonde hair himself, Naruto is [[HypocriticalHumor the last person]] who should be saying that.[[/note]]

-->'''Naruto:''' I'LL KILL HIM!!!
-->'''Kakashi:''' ''(holding him back with one hand)'' Wrong. No killing the old man you've been assigned to protect.

* Opening 4, 'GO!'/Fighting Dreamers, which just before the chorus, shows [[DirtyOldMan Ji]] [[ChivalrousPervert raiya]] staring at a portrait of a woman, and an exasperated Naruto jump-kicking him off screen.

** [[InsaneTrollLogic This leads to Konohamaru blaming Naruto for making him fall]], even when naruto was sitting a fair distance away from him during the accident!

'''Raikage:''' "[[MundaneMadeAwesome ELBOW]]!"

* All of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8HklQoQUw the scenes]] and {{Funny Background Event}}s involving Orochimaru, of all people, in the ''Konoha Hiden'' [[AdaptationExpansion adaptation]]. He's both a legendary Sannin, a traitor, ''and'' an infamous criminal, and he's just walking aroundall casual and no one cares.

* All of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8HklQoQUw the scenes]] and {{Funny Background Event}}s involving Orochimaru, of all people, in the ''Konoha Hiden'' [[AdaptationExpansion adaptation]].

--->"This plan of Madara's Orochimaru mentioned earlier...To erase all shinobi in this world... I don't know what it means in litteral terms, but--"\\

'''Madara:''' ''(scoffs)'' "He hasn't changed a bit. We're never on the same page."\\

** The middle of that episode is also priceless: While everyone was asleep, Hinata wakes up and heads to the waterfall to begin her training (surprisingly in the NUDE). Naruto soon wakes up to urinate but soon after he was done goes to the waterfall out of curiosity, and stumbles into her training. Not knowing who this person was Naruto tries to make his presence known only to slip and fall into the water alerting Hinata and she leaves not realizing that it was Naruto. The next morning, Naruto starts to tell the members on what he saw last night and note Hinata's [[LuminescentBlush reac]][[UpToEleven tion]].