History Funny / MurderOnTheOrientExpress2017

* When Professor Hardman first goes on a rant about "[[ValueDissonance the mixing of races]]", he points at Ms. Debenham's wine glasses and makes an allegory that it would be like "mixing red wine with white wine". In response, Debenham [[TakeThat pours one into the other]] and drinks it right up, without so much as grimacing.

* When Professor Hardman first goes on a rant about "[[ValueDissonance the mixing of races]]", he points at Ms. Debenham's wine glasses and makes an allegory that it would be like "mixing red wine with white wine". Without flinching, Debenham [[TakeThat pours one into the other]] and drinks it right up.

* While solving the case of a stolen holy artifact, Poirot doesn't hesitate to mention the irony that the three suspects happen to be a priest, a rabbi and a minister.

* Poirot has ''two'' sleeping masks. One for his eyes, and the other for keeping his trademark moustache in place.

-->'''Ratchett''': You're the world famous detective. Hercule Poirot. "Avenger of the innocent", isn't that what they call you in the papers?\\

--> '''Poirot:''' Are we dead?

* M. Bouc is introduced running around with a prostitute when he happens across Poirot. As the two men are chatting, a police officer arrives to give Poirot a telegram. Poirot's initial response is "Are you a prostitute as well?"

-->'''Debenham''': I know your [[BadassMustache moustache]]! From the papers! You're the detective, Hercules Poirot?\\
'''Poirot''': ''[[InsistentTerminology Hercule]]'' Poirot. I do not slay the lions.

* When a photographer tries to take a picture of the Count, the latter [[EstablishingCharacterMoment knocks the camera out of his hands and violently flips him over on his back]].
** Then along comes the Countess who calms him down with just one look. The photographer tries to take a picture of her too. But both Count and Countess give him a DeathGlare, and the photographer, having learned his lesson, smashes his camera onto the floor.

* Ratchett introduces himself to Poirot in the second trailer.

'''Poirot''': [[DeadpanSnarker And you are innocent?]]\\
'''[[ObviouslyEvil Ratchett]]''': [[NonAnswer Heh... you're fun]]!
* Poirot trying to make Ratchet's dessert [[SuperOCD even]].

--> '''Poirot:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Are we dead]]?
* When Poirot asks [=MacQueen=] about his former employer.

'''[=MacQueen=]''': [[AssholeVictim Pick a number.]]

* [[spoiler: Austrian professor Gerhard reveals that his racist views were all an act and that he was undercover. Once he removes his glasses, he speaks in his native New York accent.]]

* When Poirot is interviewing the different passengers, Marquez very cheerfully says to ask whatever he wants because Marquez has given up lying. When it cuts back to him, he's telling them about how he broke out of prison in Mexico and bribed his way to the United States, all in the same cheerful, chipper tone.

** Even before that, [[spoiler: Poirot tells Gerhard he figured out the "Professor's" true identity when he heard him mispronounce a particular word. Gerhard has an expression that clearly says "Dang! How could I slip up?"]]

* Whilst interrogating MacQueen, Poirot tries (and fails) to use the expression "[[spoiler: fudged]]".

* Poirot has ''two'' sleeping masks. One for his eyes, and the other for keeping his trademark moustache in place.

* When Poirot first meets Miss Debenham:
-->'''Debenham''': I know your [[BadassMustache moustache]]! From the papers! You're the detective, Hercules Poirot?\\
'''Poirot''': ''[[InsistentTerminology Hercule]]'' Poirot. I do not slay the lions.
** Becomes a BrickJoke later when Ratchet ''keeps referring to Poirot'' as "Hercules".

* M. Bouc is introduced running around with a prostitute when he happens across Poirot. As the two men are chatting, a police officer arrives to give Poirot a telegram. Poirot's initial response is "Are you a prostitute as well?"

* [[spoiler: Austrian professor Gerhard reveals that his racist views were all an act and that he was undercover. Once he removes his glasses, he speaks in his native New York accent.]]

* During his interrogation, Gerhard talking bad about different races, mentioning the Belgians. Being Belgian himself, Poirot frowns as though thinking "''Excuse me''?"

* M. Bouc is introduced running around with a prostitute when he happens across Poirot. As the two men are chatting, a police officer arrives to give Poirot a telegram. Poirot's initial response is "Are you a prostitute as well?"

'''Poirot''': A passenger has died on the train.

'''Poirot''': ''[[InsistentTerminology Hercule]]'' Poirot. I do not slay the lions.

'''[=MacQueen=]''': [[AssholeVictim Pick a number.]]

'''[[ObviouslyEvil Ratchett]]''': [[NonAnswer Heh... you're fun]]!

'''Poirot''': And you are innocent?\\
'''[[ObviouslyEvil Ratchett]]''': Heh... you're fun!