History Funny / MichaelCole

** Prior to that at the Wrestling/RoyalRumble, when Dominik came out with his dad's mask (adding on to that, Rey didn't show up for his entry, presumably due to The Judgment Day attacking him backstage), Cole nearly calls him "an absolute piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]" before Corey Graves cuts him off.

** Prior to that at the Wrestling/RoyalRumble, when Dominik came out with his dad's mask, Cole nearly calls him "an absolute piece of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]" before Corey Graves cuts him off.

-->'''Cole''': But is it symbolic, King? Is the Undertaker hanging Wrestling/TheCorporation?

-->'''Cole''': And all due respect to my mentor, the legendary J.R., [[CatchPhrase "Slobbernocker!"]] and "My God!" are passe. Because its a new era. It's the era of [[AscendedMeme "Vintage!"]] and its the era of "Oh My"!. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Rivalry So forget]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_Sooners "Boomer Sooner"]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Longhorns Hook'em Horns!!]] Thank you very much!

--> '''Random Fan:''' You suck Michael Cole

-->'''Cole''': And all due respect to my mentor, the legendary J.R., [[CatchPhrase "Slobbernocker!"]] and "My God!" are passe. Because its a new era. It's the era of [[AscendedMeme "Vintage!"]] and its the era of "Oh My"!. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Rivalry So forget]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_Sooners "Boomer Sooner"]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Longhorns Hook'em Horns!!]] Thank you very much!

-->'''Cole''': This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever witnessed! They should have left this ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' wannabe back in prison and thrown away the key!

* Every time Dominik Mysterio shows up on a show Cole is commentating post-FaceHeelTurn, expect Cole to eviscerate him on commentating a la Wrestling/JimRoss and Wrestling/TripleH. Take his commentary during Dom's entrance for his match with his father Wrestling/ReyMysterio at ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' for example:

** When Chad Gable came out next Cole trolled Corey over this again.

** [[WhatAnIdiot It's his own fault for not putting a roof on it.]]

* During the opening match on one episode of NXT season 3 Cole found the match so horrible that he stopped his commentary and [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas called his mother on the phone]]

--->'''Lawler''': ''(pulls Cole's arm through the hole in the Cole Mine, slamming his face into the wall repeatedly)''
---->'''The Rock''': ''(clamping down on Cole's hand)'' Go Heat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! [[note]]This episode took place in Miami during the lead-up to an NBA Finals series between the Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics. Guess what jersey Cole wore for the segment?[[/note]] ''([[FinishingMove Rock Bottoms]] Cole)''

* After Wrestling/{{Edge}} spears the Eagle.

* Pretty much everything that happened to Cole during the 7/25/11 RAW. First, his reaction to [[Wrestling/JimRoss JR's]] [[HesBack return]]. He flips out on Triple H and jumps up on the announce table to start yelling at him and JR, looking a lot like a small child throwing a tantrum. Then Triple H puts him in a match, and since Cole doesn't have his [[FashionVictimVillain orange singlet]] with him, tells Cole that he's had some special gear picked out for him in the back. When Cole finally comes out, it's to "King of Kings"...wearing Triple H's [[UnderwearOfPower briefs]]. Cole actually cranks the hilarity UpToEleven by trying to imitate Triple H's entrance...even down to the water bottle and mist spray. Then, to round the HumiliationConga off, he gets squashed by Wrestling/ZackRyder.

* At the Greatest Royal Rumble, Wrestling/{{Fandango}} showed up a couple of places ahead of his partner Tyler Breeze. Wrestling/CoreyGraves [[FailedASpotCheck didn't know how Cole could tell it was him]] despite his distinctive music and the fact they were notified of his coming on their prompters.

* At the Greatest Royal Rumble, Wrestling/{{Fandango}} showed up a couple of places ahead of his partner Tyler Breeze. Wrestling/CoreyGraves [[FailedASpotCheck didn't know how Cole could tell it was him despite his distinctive music and the fact they were notified of his coming on their prompters.

** The following Wrestlemania has him happily namedropping how the New Day's outfits are based off of ''Final Fantasy'' (Red Mages, to be specific), also noting how he saw chocobo and moogles on their outfits and ice cream cart and, the kicker, telling Saxton how much of a Final Fantasy fan he is. [[FlatWhat What the...]]

* On the 8/28/2012 episode of Raw, Cole had the (Mis)fortune to do commentary alongside Wrestling/{{Kane}}, who came out to watch the Zack Ryder and David Otunga match, after Josh Matthews ran off in fear of Kane. What resulted was Cole trying to talk to Kane during the match, not getting a single word out of him, no matter what he said, such as saying that Matthews' seat was taken, asking Kane if he was into social media, giving various bits of info on Otunga, asking if Kane's anger Management classes worked for him, all while standing and not sitting next to Kane.

* During Wrestlemania 32, [[Wrestling/TheNewDay The New Day]] end up coming out for their match dressed as [[DragonBallZ Saiyans]]. That's a moment all on its own, but Cole then ''namedrops Vegeta'' in a moment that's simply surreal.

* When he vomited on Jericho seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ApqbMkX2L4 here]] at the 10th anniversary of SmackDown. It won him a Slammy for the "Oh My!" Moment of 2009.

* It's mean, but on a recent episode of Smackdown. Cody Rhodes had passed out bags for people to put over their heads and when the camera focused on a kid taking his off, you hear Cole yell, "Put that bag back on, kid!"

* During Wrestlemania 32, [[Wrestling/TheNewDay The New Day]] end up coming out for their match dressed as [[DragonBallZ Saiyans]]. That's a moment all on its own, but Cole then ''namedrops Vegeta'' in a moment that's simply surreal.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ZTHW-Qq1I "With all due respect... anal bleeding."]]
** Booker T responds with the mother of all [[FlatWhat Flat "What"s]], while Jim Ross can be seen muttering something under his breath. Given the rumors about that particular line, it's fully possible that this was a [[EnforcedMethodActing genuine reaction]] of shock that this line even made it onto programming.

** Made even funnier when the fans chant "Milwaukee! Milwaukee!" at him and Cole jumps up to start chanting it with them. The crowd IMMEDIATELY stops. You know you're a CreatorsPet when you can instantly squash the crowd trolling a wrestler simply by AGREEING with them.
*** ... wait a minute. I've never been to live event, but can the crowd even hear the commentators?
*** Not usually but the Titantron cut to Cole happily jumping out of his seat to lead the chant. Once everyone saw it, they shut up.

-->'''Danielson''': ''(clamping down on Cole's hand)'' You call yourself a man and you can't even escape a handshake?!

* During Wrestlemania 32, [[Wrestling/TheNewDay TheNewDay]] end up coming out for their match dressed as [[DragonBallZ Saiyans]]. That's a moment all on its own, but Cole then ''namedrops Vegeta'' in a moment that's simply surreal.

* During Wrestlemania 32, TheNewDay end up coming out for their match dressed as [[DragonBallZ Saiyans]]. That's a moment all on its own, but Cole then ''namedrops Vegeta'' in a moment that's simply surreal.

'''Cole''': ''[Deadpan]'' Byron, no-one likes you.

--> '''Cole:''' Byron, look! We're trending!
--> '''Saxton:''' ''(Embarassed)'' Oh, god.

* Usually, JBL would often chant "WHAT'S UP?!" whenever [[Wrestling/RonKillings R Truth]] does it. But Cole, apparently fed up with it at one point, yells at JBL "Shut up!"

---->'''The Rock''': ''(clamping down on Cole's hand)'' Go Heat, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]! [[labelnote]]This episode took place in Miami during the lead-up to an NBA Finals series between the Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics. Guess what jersey Cole wore for the segment?[[/labelnote]] ''([[FinishingMove Rock Bottoms]] Cole)''