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* Red Hulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
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* Red Hulk RedHulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
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* Issue of ''{{Comicbook/X-Factor}}'' V2, just after a big fight. Female teammate (in the usual skintight spandex) is complaining about being banged up.
--> '''Strong Guy''': "Try stretching your arms over your head and arching your back."
--> '''Polaris''': "How's this supposed to help me?"
--> '''Strong Guy''': "It isn't, but it's doing wonders for me."
** In an issue of ''X-Factor'' V3), Rictor is being questioned by the police about a contact. He finally gives up the name "Robert", describing him as having a pointy nose, a rectangular face, wide eyes, and yellowish skin. The cop comments that "Robert" sounds like a druggie, and the other guy agrees, saying he claims to live under the sea... [[SpongeBobSquarePants in a pineapple.]] The cop remains clueless (and another one, upon finding out, pegs him as not having any kids and gripes that [[EarWorm now that song is going to stick in her head all day]]).
** X-Factor had a lot of humor during the first Peter David run in the Nineties. One bit I can recall imeediately:
---> '''Bystander:''' Thank you for coming so quickly.
---> '''Multiple Man:''' Well, it was hard to miss that big "X" you shined on passing clouds.
---> '''Quicksilver:''' Ignore him. We all do.
--> '''Strong Guy''': "Try stretching your arms over your head and arching your back."
--> '''Polaris''': "How's this supposed to help me?"
--> '''Strong Guy''': "It isn't, but it's doing wonders for me."
** In an issue of ''X-Factor'' V3), Rictor is being questioned by the police about a contact. He finally gives up the name "Robert", describing him as having a pointy nose, a rectangular face, wide eyes, and yellowish skin. The cop comments that "Robert" sounds like a druggie, and the other guy agrees, saying he claims to live under the sea... [[SpongeBobSquarePants in a pineapple.]] The cop remains clueless (and another one, upon finding out, pegs him as not having any kids and gripes that [[EarWorm now that song is going to stick in her head all day]]).
** X-Factor had a lot of humor during the first Peter David run in the Nineties. One bit I can recall imeediately:
---> '''Bystander:''' Thank you for coming so quickly.
---> '''Multiple Man:''' Well, it was hard to miss that big "X" you shined on passing clouds.
---> '''Quicksilver:''' Ignore him. We all do.
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--> '''Strong Guy''': "Try stretching your arms over your head and arching your back."
--> '''Polaris''': "How's this supposed to help me?"
--> '''Strong Guy''': "It isn't, but it's doing wonders for me."
** In an issue of ''X-Factor'' V3), Rictor is being questioned by the police about a contact. He finally gives up the name "Robert", describing him as having a pointy nose, a rectangular face, wide eyes, and yellowish skin. The cop comments that "Robert" sounds like a druggie, and the other guy agrees, saying he claims to live under the sea... [[SpongeBobSquarePants in a pineapple.]] The cop remains clueless (and another one, upon finding out, pegs him as not having any kids and gripes that [[EarWorm now that song is going to stick in her head all day]]).
** X-Factor had a lot of humor during the first Peter David run in the Nineties. One bit I can recall imeediately:
---> '''Bystander:''' Thank you for coming so quickly.
---> '''Multiple Man:''' Well, it was hard to miss that big "X" you shined on passing clouds.
---> '''Quicksilver:''' Ignore him. We all do.
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*** "Holy themed thieveries, S.M.!" Really, Venom had quite a few funny moments that issue.
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*** Venom's dialogue as Spider-Man's sidekick. "Holy themed thieveries, S.M.!" Really, !"
--->'''Venom:''' Holy literary allusions! You're a genius, S.M.!
--->'''Spider-Man:''' Seriously. Stop or I'll hit you.
***Really, Venom had quite a few funny moments that issue.
--->'''Venom:''' Holy literary allusions! You're a genius, S.M.!
--->'''Spider-Man:''' Seriously. Stop or I'll hit you.
***Really, Venom had quite a few funny moments that issue.
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*** "Holy themed thieveries, S.M.!" Really, Venom had quite a few funny moments that issue.
--->"Your crippling injuries and cries for mercy are no match for Venom... LETHAL PROTECTOR!"
--->"Your crippling injuries and cries for mercy are no match for Venom... LETHAL PROTECTOR!"
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** In MA: Spider-Man when Venom first offered to aid Spider-Man under his Lethal Protector persona.
--->'''Venom:''' You shouldn't dismiss us so easily. Remember, this costume absorbed all your memories while you wore it... so we know all that you know. We'll tell the whole world your real name is Peter Parker.
--->'''Spider-Man:''' Fine. Go ahead. Maybe I should have done it a long time ago.
--->'''Venom:''' We'll tell Aunt May where you have your massive candy stash hidden in your closet.
--->'''Spider-Man:''' NO... Not my Pixie Stix!!
--->'''Venom:''' You shouldn't dismiss us so easily. Remember, this costume absorbed all your memories while you wore it... so we know all that you know. We'll tell the whole world your real name is Peter Parker.
--->'''Spider-Man:''' Fine. Go ahead. Maybe I should have done it a long time ago.
--->'''Venom:''' We'll tell Aunt May where you have your massive candy stash hidden in your closet.
--->'''Spider-Man:''' NO... Not my Pixie Stix!!
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* Red Hulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
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* Red Hulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.top.
* In ''IronMan'' issue 44, Rhodey had visited Tony who had given away his fortune and his company to lead a normal life in a small apartment. Then, there was a beep and Tony unleashed a massive computer lab right in his apartment.
--->'''Rhodey''': Well, Tony, you've got a computer lab in here that NASA would be jealous of! This must've cost a pretty penny! And here I am worried you went welfare on me.
--->'''Tony''': What are you talking about? I did give away my money--I just kept a little for... incidentals. You know me Rhodey-- I have to have my gadgets.
--->'''Rhodey''': Tony, my friend, if this is your idea of slumming...
* In ''IronMan'' issue 44, Rhodey had visited Tony who had given away his fortune and his company to lead a normal life in a small apartment. Then, there was a beep and Tony unleashed a massive computer lab right in his apartment.
--->'''Rhodey''': Well, Tony, you've got a computer lab in here that NASA would be jealous of! This must've cost a pretty penny! And here I am worried you went welfare on me.
--->'''Tony''': What are you talking about? I did give away my money--I just kept a little for... incidentals. You know me Rhodey-- I have to have my gadgets.
--->'''Rhodey''': Tony, my friend, if this is your idea of slumming...
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** The Mini-Marvel take on Planet Hulk ends with all the [[strike:[[MyNameisNotDurwood Illuminators]]]] Illuminati panicking at Hulk's return to Earth...except Namor, who's calmly lying down saying "[[SomebodyElsesProblem I live underwater.]]"
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** The Mini-Marvel take on Planet Hulk ends with all the [[strike:[[MyNameisNotDurwood Illuminators]]]] Illuminati panicking at Hulk's return to Earth...except Namor, who's calmly lying down relaxing on a chair saying "[[SomebodyElsesProblem I live underwater.]]"
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--->'''Thor''': "NAY!" *Hammer to the face.
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--->'''Thor''': "NAY!" *Hammer to the face.face.
* Red Hulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
* Red Hulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
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* Issue of ''{{Comicbook/X-Factor}}'', just after a big fight. Female teammate (in the usual skintight spandex) is complaining about being banged up.
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* Issue of ''{{Comicbook/X-Factor}}'', ''{{Comicbook/X-Factor}}'' V2, just after a big fight. Female teammate (in the usual skintight spandex) is complaining about being banged up.
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** In another issue of ''X-Factor'' (or at least ''a'' X-Factor, Marvel's re-booted the series a few times), one of the guys is being questioned by the police about a contact. He finally gives up the name "Robert", describing him as having a pointy nose, a rectangular face, wide eyes, and yellowish skin. The cop comments that "Robert" sounds like a druggie, and the other guy agrees, saying he claims to live under the sea... [[SpongeBobSquarePants in a pineapple.]] The cop remains clueless (and another one, upon finding out, pegs him as not having any kids and gripes that [[EarWorm now that song is going to stick in her head all day]]).
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** In another an issue of ''X-Factor'' (or at least ''a'' X-Factor, Marvel's re-booted the series a few times), one of the guys V3), Rictor is being questioned by the police about a contact. He finally gives up the name "Robert", describing him as having a pointy nose, a rectangular face, wide eyes, and yellowish skin. The cop comments that "Robert" sounds like a druggie, and the other guy agrees, saying he claims to live under the sea... [[SpongeBobSquarePants in a pineapple.]] The cop remains clueless (and another one, upon finding out, pegs him as not having any kids and gripes that [[EarWorm now that song is going to stick in her head all day]]).
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*** Mind you, that's a boysenberry pie ''charged with Gambit's energy''. (Don't worry, Rogue was in her "stolen Ms. Marvel's powers" phase, so she wasn't hurt. Just pissed.)
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* ''{{Nextwave}}'': The Celestials telling [[strike:Machine Man]] Aaron Stack exactly what they think of him. Complete with "L-for-loser" hand sign.
** '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956!
---> '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
---> '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is.
** A giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a gun. ThisTroper had it as his {{Facebook}} picture for a while, to the confusion and amusement of all.
** "I fire you with bullets now."
** "Monica Rambeau, former Avenger, ''lies all the time.''"
** A TakeThat aimed at a certain scene from TheUltimates: "Victim? VICTIM!? DO YOU THINK THIS € ON MY CHEST STANDS FOR AMERICA!?"
** "They EXPLODE! My life has meaning now!"
** Dread Rorkannu shows us how to always keep a poker face while negotiating.
-->'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' [Ahem] Your offer is acceptable.
** "I ''hate'' cops! Because, like, cops keep ''arresting'' me and stuff? For ''stealing?'' Like stealing's a ''crime'' or something?"
** "The little guy did something to your heads. [[TheDitz I]] gave him the explodo because [[TooDumbToFool I am clever]]."
** [[FluffyTheTerrible "Widdle cuddly bears...of ''death?'' AAAAAAAAAAA! DEATH BEARS"]]
** "ZOMG! There are French people in Canada? That's like, right next ''door!'' OH NOES!"
** Dirk Anger. Just...Dirk Anger.
** The ''title'' to the second trade paperback: '''I Kick Your Face'''
*** Pretty much the whole book is MadeOfWin. Go and read it already.
** It even has a theme song:
-->''Monica! Is gonna microwave your [bleep]!\\
Tabby! Is going to steal all your stuff!\\
Aaron! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is going to organise your sock drawer.]]\\
Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!\\
The Captain! '''His name is the Captain!'''''
** '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Has been burning with the need to mate since 1956!
---> '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Has absolutely no genitals whatsoever!
---> '''FIN FANG FOOM!'''
---> Oh, you cannot imagine how annoyed he is.
** A giant red dinosaur in a smoking jacket holding a gun. ThisTroper had it as his {{Facebook}} picture for a while, to the confusion and amusement of all.
** "I fire you with bullets now."
** "Monica Rambeau, former Avenger, ''lies all the time.''"
** A TakeThat aimed at a certain scene from TheUltimates: "Victim? VICTIM!? DO YOU THINK THIS € ON MY CHEST STANDS FOR AMERICA!?"
** "They EXPLODE! My life has meaning now!"
** Dread Rorkannu shows us how to always keep a poker face while negotiating.
-->'''Yes!''' ''I HAVE A HUNDRED OF THE EARTH DOLLARS!'' [Ahem] Your offer is acceptable.
** "I ''hate'' cops! Because, like, cops keep ''arresting'' me and stuff? For ''stealing?'' Like stealing's a ''crime'' or something?"
** "The little guy did something to your heads. [[TheDitz I]] gave him the explodo because [[TooDumbToFool I am clever]]."
** [[FluffyTheTerrible "Widdle cuddly bears...of ''death?'' AAAAAAAAAAA! DEATH BEARS"]]
** "ZOMG! There are French people in Canada? That's like, right next ''door!'' OH NOES!"
** Dirk Anger. Just...Dirk Anger.
** The ''title'' to the second trade paperback: '''I Kick Your Face'''
*** Pretty much the whole book is MadeOfWin. Go and read it already.
** It even has a theme song:
-->''Monica! Is gonna microwave your [bleep]!\\
Tabby! Is going to steal all your stuff!\\
Aaron! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is going to organise your sock drawer.]]\\
Elsa! Is gonna speak with an accent!\\
The Captain! '''His name is the Captain!'''''
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--> '''Osborn'''(while getting into costume): "Note to self: give naked dictation more often, the ideas seem to flow more freely."
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--> '''Osborn'''(while getting into costume): "Note to self: give naked dictation more often, the ideas seem to flow more freely.""
* A Thor moment from an issue of The Avengers:
--->'''Random goon having captured most of the team, and gloating'''
--->'''Thor from a distance''': "I SAY THEE....."
--->'''Goon''': "I say thee? Awww, crap!"
--->'''Thor''': "NAY!" *Hammer to the face.
* A Thor moment from an issue of The Avengers:
--->'''Random goon having captured most of the team, and gloating'''
--->'''Thor from a distance''': "I SAY THEE....."
--->'''Goon''': "I say thee? Awww, crap!"
--->'''Thor''': "NAY!" *Hammer to the face.
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--> '''Deadpool:''' Are you having a ''seizure''? Speak English!
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--> '''Deadpool:''' Are you having a ''seizure''? ''stroke''? Speak English!
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--> [[TheIncredibleHulk EARTH JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!]] *attacks Ego hard enough to cause earthquakes*
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---> "But I can't- ::sigh:: Fine. Get her, my pretties, I command you!"
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---> "But I can't- ::sigh:: Fine. Get her, my pretties, I command you!" (The "attack" must be seen as well. It consists of people ''holding angry cats who are obviously not controlled in any fashion'' to the bad guys!)
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** A similar situation: [[LukeCageHeroForHire LukeCage]] borrowing a rocket from Reed Richards in order to shake down Doom for $200 owed him.
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** A similar situation: [[LukeCageHeroForHire LukeCage]] Luke Cage]] borrowing a rocket from Reed Richards in order to shake down Doom for $200 owed him.
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* From ''Thor'': A mortal fry-cook named Bill tries to ask the Asgardian ice goddess Kelda out. He's holding a bouquet and standing on the ground, looking up at the floating kingdom of Asgard in the sky. Kelda looks over the wall and asks him to throw the flowers to her, despite his protests that he can't possibly throw that high. After several tries, he ties a rock to the bouquet and throws it, only for the rock to hit Kelda in the face. Depending on your point of view, this can also be a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] and a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMOH]].
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* From ''Thor'': ''[[TheMightyThor Thor]]'': A mortal fry-cook named Bill tries to ask the Asgardian ice goddess Kelda out. He's holding a bouquet and standing on the ground, looking up at the floating kingdom of Asgard in the sky. Kelda looks over the wall and asks him to throw the flowers to her, despite his protests that he can't possibly throw that high. After several tries, he ties a rock to the bouquet and throws it, only for the rock to hit Kelda in the face. Depending on your point of view, this can also be a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] and a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMOH]].
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--> '''Osborn'''(while getting into costume): "Note to self: give naked dictation more often, the ideas seem to flow more freely.")"
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** In Issue #13 of the first volume, Gwen Stacy happens to get caught up in a battle between Spider-Man and Sandman, and after it's finished calls up Mary-Jane to tell her all about it. However, whilst the action is exactly what you would see in any standard ''Spider-Man'' comic, the captions -- and dialogue -- are all exactly what they would be like if the action was being described and narrated by a slightly hyperactive and breathless teenage girl, thus resulting in beautiful moments like:
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** In Issue #13 of the first volume, Gwen Stacy happens to get caught up in a battle between Spider-Man and Sandman, and after it's finished calls up Mary-Jane to tell her all about it. However, whilst the action is exactly what you would see in any standard ''Spider-Man'' comic, the captions -- and dialogue -- are all exactly what they would be like if the action was being described and narrated by a an excited, slightly hyperactive and breathless teenage girl, thus resulting in beautiful moments like:
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--->'''Spider-Man''': I'm gonna jump right through you - even though it's gross -- 'cause I'm all awesome and stuff!
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--->'''Spider-Man''': I'm gonna jump right through you - even though it's gross -- 'cause I'm all awesome and stuff!stuff! Hey Sandman, why do we keep fighting all the time?
--->'''Sandman''': Endangering the lives of innocent people is ''funner than anything''! Duh!
--->'''Spider-Man''': That's right! I forgot! LOL!
--->'''Sandman''': Endangering the lives of innocent people is ''funner than anything''! Duh!
--->'''Spider-Man''': That's right! I forgot! LOL!
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** On the ''very second page'' of that series, there's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot of Pietro pouting when his partner plops a hat on his head. He manages to look about eight years old.
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** There's also Hulk's response to a minor mutant who describes herself as "practically invulnerable."
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** There's also Hulk's response to a minor mutant who describes Monet describing herself as "practically invulnerable."
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** A similar situation: Luke Cage borrowing a rocket from Reed Richards in order to shake down Doom for $200 owed him.
* The MarvelCivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a Gorila guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of an tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. This Troper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But..yeah, spidey...drunk...yeah
* The MarvelCivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a Gorila guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of an tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. This Troper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But..yeah, spidey...drunk...yeah
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** A similar situation: Luke Cage [[LukeCageHeroForHire LukeCage]] borrowing a rocket from Reed Richards in order to shake down Doom for $200 owed him.
* The MarvelCivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to aGorila Gorilla guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of an tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. This Troper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But..yeah, spidey...drunk...yeah
* The MarvelCivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a
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** From the same trilogy, there's also Sue Storm ''viciously'' shooting Tony Stark down when he hits on her. While still in the IronMan armour.
---> '''Tony:''' You know, some girls think my armour is pretty... cool.
---> '''Sue:''' You should definitely try and meet someone like that, then.
---> '''Tony, slumped in disappointment:''' ...I'm going now.
---> '''Tony:''' You know, some girls think my armour is pretty... cool.
---> '''Sue:''' You should definitely try and meet someone like that, then.
---> '''Tony, slumped in disappointment:''' ...I'm going now.
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** Deadpool Team-Up #890; Three Words: Rabid Hamster Gun.
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** Eight issues later: "A plasma rifle 'gainst a boysenberry pie? Can you see the crazed psychopath in this picture?" Naturally, Rogue gets the PieInTheFace.
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** Eight issues later: ''Comicbook/{{X-Men}} #8'': "A plasma rifle 'gainst a boysenberry pie? Can you see the crazed psychopath in this picture?" Naturally, [[http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=02233_X_Men008_ToothandClaw_14_122_222lo.jpg Rogue gets the the]] PieInTheFace.
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--> '''Fantomex''': Jean…England is that way down the track…the tilt of your pelvis tells me you find me too attractive to permit them to capture me again.
---> '''Jean''': (irritated) Ten minutes of falling debris, “Fantomex.� ''Au revoir.'' Run.
---> '''Jean''': (irritated) Ten minutes of falling debris, “Fantomex.� ''Au revoir.'' Run.
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--> '''Fantomex''': Jean…England Jean, England is that way down the track…the track; the tilt of your pelvis tells me you find me too attractive to permit them to capture me again.
---> '''Jean''': (irritated) Ten minutes of falling debris,“Fantomex.� "Fantomex." ''Au revoir.'' Run.
---> '''Jean''': (irritated) Ten minutes of falling debris,
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** The Mini-Marvel take on PlanetHulk ends with all the [[strike:[[MyNameisNotDurwood Illuminators]]]] Illuminati panicking at Hulk's return to Earth...except Namor, who's calmly lying down saying "[[SomebodyElsesProblem I live underwater."
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** The Mini-Marvel take on PlanetHulk Planet Hulk ends with all the [[strike:[[MyNameisNotDurwood Illuminators]]]] Illuminati panicking at Hulk's return to Earth...except Namor, who's calmly lying down saying "[[SomebodyElsesProblem I live underwater."]]"
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** A TakeThat aimed at a certain scene from TheUltimates: "Victim? VICTIM!? DO YOU THINK THIS € ON MY CHEST STANDS FOR AMERICA!?"
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* One issue of SpiderMan was called "Slyde Into Destiny". It features Spidey's [[UnknownRival unknown archfoe]], an incredibly minor and [[TedBaxter deluded]] villain calling himself "Slyde".
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* One issue of SpiderMan Comicbook/SpiderMan was called "Slyde Into Destiny". It features Spidey's [[UnknownRival unknown archfoe]], an incredibly minor and [[TedBaxter deluded]] villain calling himself "Slyde".
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* SquirrelGirl. Pwning Dr. Doom. Being called Anti-Life. But especially her encounters with [[DeadPool the evil, evil man]].
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* SquirrelGirl. Pwning Dr. Doom.DrDoom. Being called Anti-Life. But especially her encounters with [[DeadPool [[{{Deadpool}} the evil, evil man]].
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* The {{MarvelCivilWar}} has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a Gorila guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of an tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. ThisTroper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But..yeah, spidey...drunk...yeah
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* The {{MarvelCivilWar}} MarvelCivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a Gorila guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of an tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. ThisTroper This Troper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But..yeah, spidey...drunk...yeah
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**** Kl'lrt is Adorable in Mini-Marvels.
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**** Kl'lrt is Adorable adorable in Mini-Marvels.
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** "SpiderMan remask! We don't know who he is anymore!"
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** "SpiderMan "Comicbook/SpiderMan remask! We don't know who he is anymore!"
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* It's such a horrible situation, what with Zombie Hawkeye being batshit insane because his bodiless head was trapped alone under rubble for decades, but the part where he attempts to take out Zombie Giant-Man is ''hilarious'' anyway.
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* It's such a horrible situation, what with [[MarvelZombies Zombie Hawkeye Hawkeye]] being batshit insane because his bodiless head was trapped alone under rubble for decades, but the part where he attempts to take out Zombie Giant-Man is ''hilarious'' anyway.
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**From the same comic, the part of the "Torn" arc where [[spoiler: Wolverine is regressed back to a childlike state and runs around speaking in antiquated, 19th. Century-type English. The highlight is probably his prayer when cornered by a feral Beast: "Dear God, I promise that if you let me live I'll be nicer to the poor, unless you don't like them for some reason and that's why they're poor."]]
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**From the same comic, the part of the "Torn" arc where [[spoiler: Wolverine is regressed back to a childlike state and runs around speaking in antiquated, 19th. 19th Century-type English. The highlight is probably his prayer when cornered by a feral Beast: "Dear God, I promise that if you let me live I'll be nicer to the poor, unless you don't like them for some reason and that's why they're poor."]]
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* Thor and Amadeus Cho, attempting to rescue Hercules from the underworld, end up fighting the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. Cho draws on a knowledge of Egyptian mythology to intoxicate her and turn her into an aspect of Hathor ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet#Festivals_and_evolution yes, Hathor]]), a goddess of love. And lolcats. [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2152242.html I'm not making this up, you know.]]
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* Thor and Amadeus Cho, attempting to rescue Hercules from the underworld, another dimension, end up fighting the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. Cho draws on a knowledge of Egyptian mythology to intoxicate her and turn her into an aspect of Hathor ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet#Festivals_and_evolution yes, Hathor]]), a goddess of love. And lolcats. [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2152242.html I'm not making this up, you know.]]
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** Goom. Plain and simple. There is no explanation that will do it justice, so just...
*** Maybe someone can try explaining now that the link is dead?
*** Goom is a stories-tall alien imprisoned in a pocket dimension, whom Johnny Storm accidentally lets out. As he and Spidey discover, much to their dismay and the readers' amusement, Goom learned all of his English from watching MTV and Jerry Springer (also Johnny's fault).
*** Maybe someone can try explaining now that the link is dead?
*** Goom is a stories-tall alien imprisoned in a pocket dimension, whom Johnny Storm accidentally lets out. As he and Spidey discover, much to their dismay and the readers' amusement, Goom learned all of his English from watching MTV and Jerry Springer (also Johnny's fault).
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** Goom. Plain and simple. There is no explanation that will do it justice, so just...
*** Maybe someone can try explaining now that the link is dead?
***but Goom is a stories-tall alien imprisoned in a pocket dimension, whom Johnny Storm accidentally lets out. As he and Spidey discover, much to their dismay and the readers' amusement, Goom learned all of his English from watching MTV and Jerry Springer (also Johnny's fault).
*** Maybe someone can try explaining now that the link is dead?
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-->"Why didn't you just say 'Hey! There's some dinosaurs on the street!'"
-->"It would have ruined the surprise."
-->"Bad surprises are supposed to be ruined!"
-->"Yeah. Good surprises are like 'Hey! Your puppy is made of diamonds!' But nobody wants a bad surprise like - Hey! That T-Rex is about to gobble you up!"
** Captain America putting Wolverine on the Avengers when they fight the horde that's come to ransack the village they were brought to save, ''specifically'' because brute force, not tactics, are what's needed. What makes it classic is Logan's reaction.
-->"It would have ruined the surprise."
-->"Bad surprises are supposed to be ruined!"
-->"Yeah. Good surprises are like 'Hey! Your puppy is made of diamonds!' But nobody wants a bad surprise like - Hey! That T-Rex is about to gobble you up!"
** Captain America putting Wolverine on the Avengers when they fight the horde that's come to ransack the village they were brought to save, ''specifically'' because brute force, not tactics, are what's needed. What makes it classic is Logan's reaction.
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** Captain America putting Wolverine
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--> "I just KNEW it was a creepy older planet. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, EARTH!"
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** Everyone assuming that because Tigra looks like a cat, she can control cats in the time traveling issue.
---> "But I can't- ::sigh:: Fine. Get her, my pretties, I command you!"
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*** Also from MA: Spider-Man is this bit, which is possibly even more hilarious than Tigra's nonexistent power over cats:
---> "I'm summoning the spiders! Because I'm ''Spider-Man''."
---> "I'm summoning the spiders! Because I'm ''Spider-Man''."