History Funny / MarikPlaysBloodlines

-->'''Marik''': Huh? What? Yeah, I am still not impressed, Mel Gibson! This is about as impressive as ''Film/ThePatriot''! ({{Beat}}) Do you hear what I am saying?

* [[KnifeNut "I like this missions. It has knives."]]

* "[[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Marik, Teenage Mutant Ninja Marik...]]"

-->'''Marik''': What game is this? Is this ''[[VideoGame/SuperMario Mario]]''? Cause if this is ''[[VideoGame/SuperMario Mario]]'', the Mushroom Kingdom has gone to crap, man!

* Most of the descriptions for the vampire classes, whether they're {{Shout Out}}s like "The [[Disney/{{Tarzan}} Disney's Tarzan]] vampire, complete with soundtrack by Music/PhilCollins," or the "[[MemeticMutation haters gonna hate]]" vampire.

-->'''Marik:''' I'm choosing to believe that this whole house is like that house from [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Beauty and the Beast]], and all the furniture is going to start singing at me. Hey, watch this. *singing* Be our guest, be our guest... *chandelier falls down in front of him* OH MY GOD LUMIÉRE TRIED TO KILL ME! I knew it! Furniture can't be trusted. First chance I get I'm getting a shotgun and I'm going after Mrs. Potts!

-->'''Bakura:''' Your head is a balloon. ]

* Episode 2 of Slender: The Arrival has possibly the most Ho Yay-tastic line in the entire series. For context, Bakura is sitting on Marik's lap. Then Slendy scares the crap out of them.

-->'''Slender Man:''' [=HeY gUyS!=](''Marik and Bakura freak out and run away'')[=i JuSt WaNtEd To InFoRm YoU tHaT iT iS aCtUaLlY cAlLeD tHe FoReSt MoOn Of EnDoR.=]

-->'''Slender Man:''' ThAt WaS aN aMuSiNg PrAnK. tHeY wErE nOt AbLe To PuRcHaSe ThEiR cLoThEs. ThEiR dAy WaS rUiNeD.

-->'''Slender Man:''' ThAt AlSo WaS fUnNy.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HeY gUyS!

-->'''Slender:''' I wAs JuSt TrYiNg To HeLp YoU sInG mY tHeMe SoNg.

-->'''Slender:''' SlEnDeRmAn, SlEnDeRmAn. DoEs WhAtEvEr A sLeNdErMaN cAn.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HeY gUyS!(''Marik and Bakura freak out and run away'')i JuSt WaNtEd To InFoRm YoU tHaT iT iS aCtUaLlY cAlLeD tHe FoReSt MoOn Of EnDoR.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HeY gUyS, i JuSt WaNtEd To LeT yOu KnOw I'lL bE kIlLiNg YoU iN aBoUt TeN sEcOnDs, OkAy?

-->'''Slender Man:''' OkAaAaAy.

-->'''Slender Man:''' (slowed down and sounding genuinely creepy for the first time) '''''HeEeEeEeEeY gUyYyYyYyYyYyYs...'''''

-->'''Slender Man:''' THAT WAS AN AMUSING PRANK. THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO PURCHASE THEIR CLOTHES. THEIR DAY WAS RUINED.

-->'''Slender Man:''' THAT ALSO WAS FUNNY.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HAI GUYS!

-->'''Slender:''' I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU SING MY THEME SONG.

-->'''Slender:''' SLENDERMAN, SLENDERMAN. DOES WHATEVER A SLENDERMAN CAN.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HAI GUYS!(''Marik and Bakura freak out and run away'')I JUST WANTED TO INFORM YOU THAT IT IS ACTUALLY CALLED THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR.

-->'''Slender Man:''' HAI GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I'LL BE KILLING YOU IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, OKAY?

-->'''Slender Man:''' OKAAAAAY.

-->'''Slender Man:''' (slowed down and sounding genuinely creepy for the first time) '''''HAAAAAAAAAY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYS...'''''

-->'''Melvin''': (stabbing) Yes, his name is Mr. Stabby, and you would do well to listen to him! (After seeing the patient still isn't dead) Ah, I have exhausted all of my medical training! There's only one thing left to do: I'm going to have to bring out the big guns! (shoots the patient) [[NotHyperbole Which is literally a big gun!]]

-->'''Melvin''': ''Yes'', someone's there, he's called the Grim Reaper, and he wants you to shut the frig up!

-->'''Melvin''': ''YES'' SOMEBODY IS HERE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT THE FRIG UP!

-->'''Melvin:''' ''[[WhyWontYouDie HOW ARE YOU ALIVE]]?!?!''

-->"Uh oh, someone is speaking generic video game thug language, I better get my universal translator out."

--> '''Marik: WHY IS THE ANSWER ''ALWAYS'' BLOWJOBS?!

-->'''Melvin''': *singing while attacking a security guard with a knife* I believe you can diiiiiieeee! I believe I will stab your thigh! I think about it every night and day! I'll stab your face and your blood will spray!

* His increasing frustration with [[GoodBagBugs the patient who refuses to be killed.]]

* His increasing frustration with [[GoodBagBug the patient who refuses to be killed.]]

-->'''Melvin''': (after killing a security guard) This is just like that song by [[Music/TheClash]]! (singing) I fought the law - and - the law got stabbed repeatedly in the chest and now it's lying on the floor bleeding and crying out for help!

* His increasing frustration with the patient who refuses to be killed.

-->'''Melvin''': (stabbing) Yes, his name is mr Stabby, and you would do well to listen to him! (After seeing the patient still isn't dead) Ah, I have exhausted all of my medical training! There's only one thing left to do: I'm going to have to bring out the big gun! (shoots the patient) [[NotHyperbole Which is literally a big gun!]]

-->'''Marik''': Somehow this is more effective than simply punching him with my own arm! Wheeee! How is this friggin arm so powerful, did it belong to a Jedi, or something?

-->'''Marik''': Ah, up next on our tour of Santa Monica, it is the... [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace vicious brutal murder site]]! [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin This were people get viciously brutally murdered]]! Uh... it's kind of a weird stop on the tour... I don't know why people come here, unless they want to get murdered brutally and viciously, but there you go! There you can see [[BlatantLies Santa Monica's finest police officers]] doing [[PoliceAreUseless what they do best- standing around doing nothing at all and just sort of hoping the crime solves itself!]]

-->'''Marik''': Oh hey, a diary! It's like the analogue version of Tumblr!

-->'''Bakura''': Oh, Goodie, do I get to be a terrorist? This video game is full of fun activities!

-->'''Marik''': Well, [[ContinuityNod Mel Gibson did give me a bit of difficulty]], but I think it's hard to rain that guy in, you know... once he is going, he is going.

* Most of the descriptions for the vampire classes, whether they're {{Shout Out}}s like "The [[Disney/{{Tarzan}} Disney's Tarzan]] vampire, complete with soundtrack by PhilCollins," or the "[[MemeticMutation haters gonna hate]]" vampire.

-->'''Marik''': Well, [[ContinuityNod Meb Gibson did give me a bit of difficulty]], but I think it's hard to rain that guy in, you know... once he is going, he is going.

* Marik asks Bakura what he should by from Fat Larry. Bakura tells him to buy the deadliest weapon Larry has and murder everybody. Marik buys the snazzy new outfit, because [[MrFanservice his body]] is the deadliest weapon in the game.