History Funny / LiloAndStitch

-->'''Pleakley:''' ''(gasps)'' Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch! She's so...beautiful...look! Another one! And another one...why, it's a whole flock! And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! And now they're, uh... [[OhCrap they're]]... ''(camera cuts away to an aerial view as Pleakley gets swarmed by them)'' '''[[SkywardScream WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]]'''

* When Cobra confronts Nani about losing her job, Stitch walks up behind Nani while holding a book. He stares innocently at Cobra for a moment, growls and, without any provocation at all, ''chucks the freaking book at Cobra's face''.
** When one of the lenses of Cobra's sunglasses pops out as a belated reaction to the hit.

'''Stitch:''' I LIKE FLUFFY!

'''Pleakley''': There's no need to alert the authorities! (''snatches the phone from her'') Everything's under control.\\

-->'''Jumba:''' ''What?!'' After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ''Just like that?!''\\

** This becomes funnier when you realize that "Ih" translates to "Yes".

'''Stitch:''' Stupid-head.

** Doubles as a {{Tearjerker}} and RewatchBonus; the former when you learn about what happened to Lilo and Nani's parents. It becomes the latter if you watch Moses' expression. He knows ''exactly'' why she said this.

'''Stitch:''' ''(overlapping with Lilo)'' Yes!\\
'''Lilo''': ''(overlapping with Stitch)'' We're leaving Stitch?\\
'''Jumba''': ''(overlapping with Lilo)'' No!\\
'''Stitch''': ''(overlapping with Pleakley)'' Yes!\\
'''Jumba''': ''(overlapping with Pleakley)'' No!\\

'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Jumba and hands the gun back)'' Uh, uh, Merry Christmas!\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(realizes it's gonna blow)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back to Stitch and turns to leave)''\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(realizes it's gonna blow)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back to Stitch and turns to leave)''\\'\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(realizes it's gonna blow)'' Oh! ''(hands it back to Stitch)'' I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(turns to leave)''\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(realizes it's gonna blow)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back and turns to leave)''\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(realizes it's gonna blow)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back and tries to retreat)''\\
'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Jumba and hands the gun back)'' Uh, Uh, Merry Christmas!\\

* This exchange when the house is under attack.
-->'''Stitch''': (''pulls out and aims Jumba's plasma cannon'') HAH! (''Jumba stuffs a carrot into the muzzle'')\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(slowly dawning realization)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back and runs past Stitch)''\\
'''Stitch:''' ''(thinks for a second, before grabbing Jumba as he runs past and hands it back)'' Uh, Uh, Merry Christmas!\\

'''Stitch:''' ''(overlapping with Lilo)'' Yes\\

'''Jumba''': ''(overlapping with Lilo)'' No\\
'''Stitch''': ''(overlapping with Pleakley)'' Yes\\

'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Jumba as he runs past and gives it back)'' Merry Christmas!\\

'''Jumba:''' Thank you. ''(slowly dawning realization)'' Oh! I just remembered! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday! ''(hands it back)''\\
'''Stitch:''' ''(throws it back to him)'' Merry Christmas!\\

'''Jumba''': ''(overlapping with Lilo)'' No/
'''Stitch''': ''(overlapping with Pleakley)'' Yes/
'''Jumba''': ''(overlapping with Pleakley)'' No!/

'''Lilo''': We're leaving Stitch?\\

* ''Funny/InterStitchAls''

* The "Inter-Stitch-al" trailers for the film in which Stitch disrupts the AwardBaitSong scenes from other Disney films. Such as ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', in which Stitch crashes the chandelier, the Beast and Belle roll out of the way, Belle huffs "I'll be in my room!" and stomps off, Stitch giving off a WolfWhistle as she passes by, saying "get your own movie!"
** Stitch stealing Jasmine from under Disney/{{Aladdin}}'s nose, with the princess strangely interested in the small fuzzy alien. Poor Ali. Especially when he blows his spaceships airhorn.
** Then there is also Stitch surfing in just as [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]] is about to sing "Part of Your World" with the waves crashing behind her... pause it at the right time and her face is just priceless.
*** Which doubles as a meta CMOA: because that movie was made before Disney switched to digital ink and paint, the crew animated it with cels and an analog camera. ''For one joke!''
** Not to mention the trailer taking place in ''Disney/TheLionKing''. All the animals gather at Pride Rock during "Circle of Life", only for Rafiki to hold up Stitch instead of Simba. Cue a bunch of panicked animals, Rafiki running like hell, and Stitch attempting to roar.
-->'''Timon:''' "Hey, that's not Simba!"

'''Moses:''' ''(nonplussed)''\\

*** [[https://youtu.be/P8oYPhht01Y?t=6s And then Lilo beats her up.]]

'''Stitch:''' ''(grabs Gantu's hand)'' Also cute, and '''FLUFFY'''! ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome (and tosses him out of his ship)]]''

-->'''Lilo:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house]].\\

'''Lilo:''' ''(loudly)'' '''You're loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!'''

'''Pleakley''': Oh, no, no, NO! NO ALIENS!\\

'''Pleakley''': Oh, no, no, no! No aliens!\\

'''Pleakley''': There's no need to alert the authorities! (''snatches the phone from Lilo'') Everything's under control.\\

-->'''Lilo:''' [[CasualDangerDialougue Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house]].\\

-->'''Lilo:''' ''(on the phone with Bubbles)'' Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house. They want my dog! ''(pause)'' Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw!\\

-->'''Lilo''': ''(wishing upon the shooting star that is Stitch's stolen ship)'' Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.\\

** Then, after Stitch goes on a rampage and destroys the whole model:

-->''"My friends need to be punished."''

** And as soon as he exits, Nani shoot Lilo a dagger-shooting look. Cue [[OhCrap Lilo screaming and running away]].
* Lilo and Nani's fight afterwards is as [[TruthInTelevision hysterically relatable]] as it is depressing.

** "[[GoToYourRoom GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOM!!!!]]" "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!!" Cue both sisters screaming into their respective pillows.

** Then we find out that [[spoiler: Lilo's parents died in a rainstorm]] and it [[FunnyAneurysmMoment immediately stops being funny]].

* Right after Stitch crashes on Earth, he's acting all big and tough like the creature of mass destruction he is, pulling out plasma guns at every little thing that bothers him. This includes him shooting at the sky when he encounters rain for the first time, threatening a frog with ''three'' guns at once (which the frog doesn't even seem to notice) and then pulling a ''fourth'' blaster when he sees a truck coming at him. Then the truck tire hits him so hard that all four of his blasters are left where he was as he gets hit many times in a row by each row of tires from all three trucks, while the frog just watches with that same blank expression. Him getting run over would be horrifying if we didn't already know Stitch is MadeOfIron.

-->'''Stitch''': (''pulls out and aims Jumba's plasma cannon'') HA! (''Jumba stuffs a carrot into the muzzle'')\\

'''Jumba:''' ''(triumphantly holding the gun up, [[OhCrap while Stitch cringes, knowing what's about to happen]])'' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason HA! I win!]]\\