History Funny / Kickass2

--> '''[[MomentKiller Tumor]]: '''Seriously?

* After Mindy rescues Dave, she motivates Dave into getting revenge on the MotherFucker. She then tells Dave that she’s going make the Tumor eat his own dick. His response:

-->'''Mindy:''' Okay, ''what the hell was that?''

* Doubles as a TakeThat to the comic the film is based on as The Motherfucker is much more sociopathic in that media. Heck even Christopher Mintz-Plasse was against such scenes and likely asked the writers to throw that in.

-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus ''Christ!'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not that evil!]] ... [[HypocriticalHumor Cut the old man's head off.]]

* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a specially designed shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and soil themselves.

-->'''Marty:''' Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass?
-->'''Dave:''' Because, [[CallBack I'm Kick-Ass.]]

-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honoured to have you join us.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ... HELL, YEAH!!!
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(cheers)''
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' That's what I like to hear! ''(bro fist)'' Right, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''({{Beat}})'' I'm sorry, what?
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' Just joking. Let's get down to business.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(laughs)''
-->'''Doctor Gravity:''' Gotcha.

-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers it to his German Shepherd, who perks up at the sight of it)'' Schwantz! ''(she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)''

* Javier noticing the UnfortunateImplications of having ''Mother'' Russia and The ''Motherfucker'' on the same team.
** Or hell, his entire reaction to all the [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously racist names]] Chris keeps suggesting for the Toxic Mega-Cunts.
-->'''Javier:''' We got, uh, Katrina Dumbrovski.
-->'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait. A chick?
-->'''Javier:''' Yeah.
-->'''Chris:''' Seriously, you hired a chick?
-->'''Javier:''' ''Yeah.'' Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ''ate'' her cellmate.

-->'''Javier:''' Did you just call me your fuckin' ''butler?''
-->'''Chris:''' ... Is that not a compliment?

** Doubles as a TakeThat to the comic the film is based on as The Motherfucker is much more sociopathic in that media. Heck even Christopher Mintz-Plasse was against such scenes and likely asked the writers to throw that in.
* Dave's shirt that reads "[[TakeThat I hate]] [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} reboots]]".

-->'''Brooke:''' Well, either your dad got ripped off, or you're back in make-believe land, sweetheart. Because we feel fabulous.
-->'''Mindy:''' Not for long.

-->'''The Motherfucker:''' You're done bangin' superheroes, baby! It's time to see what evil dick feels like! ''(dramatic unzipping of his leather pants)'' ... Shit.
-->'''Tumor:''' What's wrong? ... What are you doing? ... Come on!
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in the mood!
-->'''Miranda:''' I guess evil dick feels limp!

-->'''Black Death:''' That shark is dead.
-->'''Mother Russia:''' No. He is just hungry. We should feed him.
-->'''Black Death:''' ... [[OhCrap Why you looking at me?]]

-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus, you are ''such'' a pussy. What is the ''point'' of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do ''good''.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original GroinAttack.

* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a crowd-control shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and have diarrhea.

-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!

-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''{{Beat}}'' I'm sorry, what?

-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers it to his German Shepard, who perks up at the sight of it)'' Schwantz! ''(she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)''

* Chris D'Amico's attempt at a quasi StrawNihilist / BreakingSpeech falls quite flat, not to mention hilarious.

* Motherfucker's reaction to Mother Russia's suggestion [[KickTheDog about killing Eisenhower the dog.]]

* Mindy's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to Mother Russia blocking her throwing knives.