History Funny / KickAss

* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's neat, I think you must be confusing me with someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave:''"That's funny, must have me mistaken for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

* Frank's line after Joe tells about the microwave.
* ''"That's funny, must have me mistaken for someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

** When they finish watching the video, Joe and Vic both give a look to Frank that screams: “who the hell did you piss off”.

During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.

* During the torture scene as Todd and Marty watch via internet, Marty gestures silently to Todd to look at Erika holding onto him in fear, and Todd gives him a double thumbs up.

* When Frank’s guys capture Big Daddy and Kick-Ass, Stu grabs a bazooka and says he’s always wanted one. When Stu and Chris return to Frank, Frank’s response to seeing Stu with a bazooka is a flat “okay”.

* ''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

''"That's funny, must have me mistaken fo someone who, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING LUMBER!"''

* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he smashes into a cab [[BlackComedy and dies]].

* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[RealityEnsues smashes into a cab]] [[BlackComedy and dies]].

* Frank's line after Joe tells about the micrave.

** Damon spends the scene saying some of the dumbest most cheesy lines imaginable, and it's awesome.

** Nick Cage's completely ''horrified'' face when she asks for something innocent, like a puppy.

** Damon spends the scene saying some of the dumbest most cheesy lines imaginable. But making them work in a way way ''NicholasCage'' can pull off.

** Cage spends the scene saying some of the dumbest most cheesy lines imaginable. But making them work in the only way ''he'' can.

** Cage spends the scene saying some of the dumbest most cheesy lines imaginable. But making them work in the only ''he'' can.

* Damon shooting Mindy in her Kevlar pillow protected torso, (as part of her training), sending her flying onto her back, all while acting like it's the most ordinary father-daughter bo

* Damon shooting Mindy in her Kevlar pillow protected torso, (as part of her training), sending her flying onto her back, all while acting like it's the most ordinary father-daughter bonding moment in the world.

* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[RealityEnsues smashes into a cab]] [[Black Comedy and dies]].

* The opening, in which a man in a bird-like costume leaps off a building to fly. The heroic music builds, people clap in amazement...and then he [[BlackComedy smashes into a cab and dies]].

* "A bazooka?... Okay."
* "[[BlatantLies UNDER CONTROL?]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU'RE GRABBING A BAZOOKA, you dumbass!]]"

* In case you didn't notice, the whole bazooka scene. It starts with Hit-Girl cornered behind the kitchen's massive counter and without ammo but still dangerous due to her aim with the nearby fillet knives, so Frank's bodyguard, Stu, says he's had enough and is going to recover the bazooka. The other henchmen are wondering if it's not overkill, Hit-Girl cries [[OhCrap "The bazooka?!"]], then there's Chris' reaction to him grabbing the bazooka after declaring he had everything under control...

* "Hey, I have one of those!"