History Funny / Jumanji

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--->'''Judy:''' ''[to Alan and Sarah]'' [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Uh, hello? I'm rolling now]]! I'm gonna roll! \\
'''Peter:''' ''[gives the dice to Judy]'' Here, just roll!

'''Van Pelt:''' ''[fires several shots into the air]'' Don't move, or I'll blow your blinkin' brains out! \\
''[people run screaming, someone yells "call the cops!"]'' \\

-->'''Judy:''' ''[in a posh British accent]'' Oh, I'm sorry, dear, you have the wrong number.
* When Carl and Aunt Nora get blown away by the water bursting through the doors... then float down the street on the flood, clinging to the doors, see the crocodile swim between them--and scream.

--->'''Alan:''' You don't go "Ahhhh!" for nothing! ''[sees the spiders]'' ''Ahhhhh!''

-->'''Judy:''' Price check! ''[uses scanner to blind Van Pelt momentarily]''\\

-->'''Van Pelt:''' ''[[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous look]]]''

-->(the party abruptly stops in shock)

-->'''Alan:''' ''[reverently]'' Thank you. No more banana leaves...

-->'''Judy:''' ''[reads]'' "A law of Jumanji having been broken / You will slip back even more than your token."

-->'''Carl''': (takes out his police radio) Lorraine, this is Carl.

-->'''Carl''': (not noticing) Yeah, I think I know who's behind all this. I'm heading to the old Parrish place. Gimme some backup.

** and just afterward:

-->'''Salesman:''' You're not a [[GoingPostal postal worker]], are you?

* While the ending bit with the Christmas part [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments is a different kind of trope,]] [[TheSlowPath especially as Alan and Sarah finally meet Peter and Judy again]], Alan and Judy wind up being a ''bit'' too anxious about [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong fixing things]]:

* Sarah fainting when Alan shows up at her door.

-->'''Alan:''' ''[reverently]'' Thank you! No more banana leaves...

-->'''Peter:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference No, I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on twelve!]

-->'''Peter:''' No, I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on twelve!
-->'''Sarah:''' Oh, okay, honey, well, that would be ''cheating''.

* "Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder." Cue the ominous rumble of stampeding elephants.

* While the ending bit with the Christmas part [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming is a different kind of trope,]] [[TheSlowPath especially as Alan and Sarah finally meet Peter and Judy again]], Alan and Judy wind up being a ''bit'' too anxious about [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong fixing things]]:

-->'''Alan:''' What happened to you? The Clampett's have a yard sale? What do you want? I’ve never shaved before.

** Which led to them arguing while going off-topic with their situation.

* The face Van Pelt made right before he got sucked into the vortex.
* A very funny background exchange between Alan and Sarah, where they bicker like children.
-->'''Sarah:''' Do you have any idea what it's like to be known as the little girl who saw Alan Parrish murdered? Do you think ''anybody'' showed up at ''my'' fourteenth birthday party?\\
'''Alan:''' Well-- not even Billy Jessup? It's his kind of party I'll betcha.\\
'''Sarah:''' Billy ''who?''\\
'''Alan:''' We-- oh, what are you, an owl? What? Come on 'Madam Serena', why don't you dig in the lower regions of your higher consciousness, and find the memory of your old ''boyfriend'': Billy.\\
'''Sarah:''' ''[laughing]'' The little kid who used to steal your bicycle?\\
'''Alan:''' No-o, the ''big'' kid who probably took you to the movies. Come on, Sarah.\\
'''Sarah:''' Grow up... you're so immature.\\
'''Alan:''' No ''you're'' immature!\\
'''Sarah:''' No, ''you'' are!\\
'''Alan:''' No, you're the one that-- ''I know you are but what am I?''
** The more mature response ''from the actual children'', whom Alan and Sarah ignore:
--->'''Judy:''' ''[to Alan and Sarah]'' [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Uh, hello? I'm rolling now]]! I'm gonna roll! \\
'''Peter:''' ''[gives the dice to Judy]'' Here, just roll!

** And then they [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs take over the police department.]]

** How 'bout the scene where they pull an AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs on [[ButtMonkey (who else?)]] Carl?

* There is a scene in Sir-Sav-A-Lot where Peter engineers what looks like a couple of makeshift rockets to blast Van Pelt headlong into a shelf. He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl while being propelled. Also counts as an AwesomeMoment for Peter.

-->(Monkey sounds)

-->'''Alan:''' What happened to you? The Clampett's have a yard sale? What do you want, I’ve never shaved before...

'''Sarah:''' Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in the town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.

-->'''Peter:''' I thought I could end the game myself. I was only ten spaces away.

-->'''Peter:''' No, I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on twelve.

--> '''Aunt Nora:''' Peter, take this suitcase up to the attic, then we can all have ice cream...''[quietly]'' and bourbon.

* Sarah and Peter trying to pull Alan out of the quicksand using a trombone, and then a music stand. Neither of which work.

* When Sarah realizes who the strange man she's talking to is, she faints. Peter's reaction? "You killed her."

--->'''Sarah:''' Well, have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?\\