History Funny / Jumanji

** While he's in the bathroom, he sings the ''Series/GilligansIsland'' theme song.

'''Sarah:''' Don't ever call me “crazy”, Alan! ''EVER''. 'Cause everyone in the town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.

** Also Van Pelt screaming like a girl when the paint shelf is going to fall on him earns a little chuckle.

--> "Alan stomped on the brake. The pedal sank to the floor. Yellowish fluid spurted out the side of the cruiser. Alan pumped again. And again. Nothing. [[DullSurprise The brakes were dead.]] As the cruiser hurtled toward the solid wall of Sir Sav-a-Lot, Alan and Bentley exchanged a final word: "[[OhCrap WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]!"

** Alan tries shaving... and it doesn’t work out.

* ''Fridge/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle''
* ''Fridge/JumanjiTheNextLevel''

!!The Cartoon Series
* In the episode where Judy and Peter accidentally took Aunt Nora with them, she ends up in Van Pelt's hut, and is constantly annoying him. At one point, she suddenly got the hiccups, which an increasingly frustrated Van Pelt scare off with his rifle.
-->'''Nora:''' Thank you.\\
'''Van Pelt:''' YOU'RE WELCOME!!
* In ''The Three Peters'', The Monjis prepare to sacrifice all three Peters and suddenly lightning strikes them solving the clue. Tribal Bob brands an axe ready to enact the ritual when the lightning strikes. A BlinkAndYoullMissIt moment but Tribal Bob, still holding the axe gets a look on his face as if to say "Aww man! I was finally gonna use this!"
* Van Pelt being pestered by monkeys using rubber vines. they steal his helmet, his rifle, and they pants him exposing his heart-print boxers!

* When Carl and Aunt Nora get blown away by the water bursting through the doors... then float down the street on the flood, clinging to the, see the crocodile swim between them-- and scream.

* Peter whimpering on the walk back to the house makes it seem like the boy is having a hard time dealing with everything, so Alan gives him a heartwarming, fatherly speech......but it's not that; his tail is stuck in his pants, so Alan rips a hole in his butt for it to come out.