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** He then immediately orders John be given one of the hotel's finest rooms. One wonders what John's accommodations might have been had he said yes.
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** Santino's [[HypocriticalHumor sheer gall]] in saying he can't kill his sister because he loves her... which is why he's getting Wick to do it instead. Then he sends TheDragon to kill Wick because he can't let his sister go unavenged.

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** Santino's [[HypocriticalHumor sheer gall]] in saying he can't kill his sister because he loves her... which is why he's getting Wick to do it instead. Then he sends TheDragon to kill Wick because he can't let his sister go unavenged. [[InsaneTrollLogic Yes, he has to avenge his sister's death. . . by killing the assassin he forced to kill her.]]
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* The viral website "[[http://www.continentalquarterly.com/ Continental Quarterly]]" (a magazine for hired killers) is amusing due maintaining the casual tabloid tone when dealing with things such as gruesome murder. One highlight is Winston commenting Ms. Perkins died "[[BoomHeadshot of an acute headache]]."

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* The viral website "[[http://www.continentalquarterly.com/ Continental Quarterly]]" (a magazine for hired killers) is amusing due to maintaining the casual tabloid tone when dealing with things such as gruesome murder. One highlight is Winston commenting Ms. Perkins died "[[BoomHeadshot of an acute headache]]."



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoRg3BIA04 A Tribute to Those Killed by John Wick]] hosted by Abram Tarasov and attended by assassins not killed by John Wick. Who knew one of the unfortunate victims saw a red panda being born in captivity and one of the men who was killed by a pencil was ironically also an artist.[[note]]FridgeBrilliance in that ''this'' is why there was a pencil handy for John to use in an altogether unlikely place.[[/note]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoRg3BIA04 A Tribute to Those Killed by John Wick]] hosted by Abram Tarasov and attended by assassins not killed by John Wick. Who knew one of the unfortunate victims saw a red panda being born in captivity and one of the men who was killed by a pencil was ironically also an artist.[[note]]FridgeBrilliance artist?[[note]]FridgeBrilliance in that ''this'' is why there was a pencil handy for John to use in an altogether unlikely place.[[/note]]
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** Later on, [[NotHyperbole John actually kills a couple of mooks with only a pencil.]]

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** Later on, [[NotHyperbole John actually kills a couple of mooks with only a pencil.pencils.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoRg3BIA04 A Tribute to Those Killed by John Wick]] hosted by Abram Tarasov and attended by assassins not killed by John Wick. Who knew one of the unfortunate victims saw a red panda being born in captivity and one of the men who was killed by a pencil was ironically also an artist.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoRg3BIA04 A Tribute to Those Killed by John Wick]] hosted by Abram Tarasov and attended by assassins not killed by John Wick. Who knew one of the unfortunate victims saw a red panda being born in captivity and one of the men who was killed by a pencil was ironically also an artist.[[note]]FridgeBrilliance in that ''this'' is why there was a pencil handy for John to use in an altogether unlikely place.[[/note]]

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** Retrieving the Mustang inflicted [[AwesomeButImpractical so much damage and mayhem]] that one may wonder if it was even worth the hassle and he should have bid his time to get it back by other means.

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** Retrieving the Mustang inflicted [[AwesomeButImpractical so much damage and mayhem]] that one may wonder if it was even worth the hassle and he should have bid his time to get it back by other means.means, but then he opens the glove box to show us that he wasn't really there for the car, just the special card from his late wife he wanted back.
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** Retrieving the Mustang inflicted [[AwesomeButImpractical so much damage and mayhem]] that one may wonder if it was even worth the hassle and he should have bid his time to get it back by other means.
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--->'''John:''' ''[[[OhCrap after seeing that he only has one small gun]]]'' '''AAARRRAGGGH!!!'''

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--->'''John:''' ''[[[OhCrap after seeing that he only has one small gun]]]'' '''AAARRRAGGGH!!!''''''[[RageBreakingPoint AAARRRAGGGH!!!]]'''
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** Becomes even funnier if you know what a sommelier does in RealLife.[[note]]Recommending wines for restaurant diners.[[/note]]

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** Becomes even funnier if you know what a sommelier does in RealLife.[[note]]Recommending wines for restaurant diners.[[/note]][[/note]] Making it better, the Sommelier is wearing a tastevin around his neck (a small silver cup used to judge the color and taste of a wine), meaning he actually ''is'' a sommelier.
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--->"I would like... a tasting."
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** Even better, they know one another so well they order drinks ''for'' each other; Bourbon neat for John, gin on the rocks for Cassian.
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** What's more hilarious is John's expression that screams "''Jeez man,'' '''that's''' ''what you were afraid of? [[EverybodyHasStandards Don't you know me better]]''?" when he hears this.

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** What's more hilarious is John's expression that screams "''Jeez man,'' '''that's''' ''what you were afraid of? [[EverybodyHasStandards Don't you know me better]]''?" better?]]''" when he hears this.
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** What's more hilarious is John's expression that screams "''Jeez man,'' '''that's''' ''what you were afraid of? Don't you know me better''?" when he hears this.

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** What's more hilarious is John's expression that screams "''Jeez man,'' '''that's''' ''what you were afraid of? [[EverybodyHasStandards Don't you know me better''?" better]]''?" when he hears this.
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* John runs up to a homeless man and requests an audience with The Bowery King before hiding himself under the hobo's blanket. The guy gives a look that screams "[[FlatWhat wait, what just happened, was that actually John Wick]]" before quickly rushing to hide John more.

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