History Funny / JimmyDavis

'''Bob:''' "Now Obama says that Billy wants to watch Series/{{Dexter}}. Now Dexter's [[NamesTheSame not]] [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]], but Dexter's this bad TV show, and Billy doesn't know it's a show, and sometimes when Billy's at Obama's house, he says that Billy's not cool. Now Obama's not Billy's friend."

** The jabs at two particular YTP running gags, one of which leads to an entertaining cameo by [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody and Buzz Lightyear]]:

** "There's no need to panic 'cause this guy's Hispanic-" "[[Creator/DonaldTrump THIS IS THE]] [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!]]"

--->''One hundred percent kids for one hundred percent [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory cannibals!]]''

--->'''Bob:''' "That reminds me of a letter that we just got from Obama.''\\

'''Bob:''' "Now Obama says that Billy wants to watch Series/{{Dexter}}. Now Dexter's [[NamesTheSame not]] [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]], but Dexter's this bad Tv show, and Billy doesn't know it's a show, and sometimes when Billy's at Obama's house, he says that Billy's not cool. Now Obama's not Billy's friend.

** When Bob is greeting the viewers, another Bob appears out of nowhere to greet them, confusing the first Bob. The second Bob [[ThereCanOnlyBeOne just shoots the other]] without saying anything else.

''(starts watching and eating popcorn; suddenly he stops, realizing something...)''\\

'''Nicolas Cage:''' Oh, okay, but they'd better laugh! '''''AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!''''' (''cut to a heaveyset man in a suit laughing hysterically'')\\

** Spencer's art sculpture is supposed to symbolize his gigantic cock, which turns out to be an ostrich.

'''Willy Wonka:''' You suck!

** Creator/DougWalker's reaction to the ''surprising show of nudity'' at the end of "[[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock The Shot Heard Round the World]]"...

-->'''Jack Black!Bowser:''' You fucking dick!\\
'''Penguin Kingdom''' ''(through gates)'' [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks What did you say?!]]\\
''(cue the penguins attacking, their king [[FlippingTheBird flipping Bowser off]], as the army nails him with a [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Morshu]] head-bomb)''

''(cue the penguins attacking, their king [[FlippingTheBird flipping Bowser off]], as the army nails him with a [[VideoGames/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Morshu]] head-bomb)''

[''Junior takes off his hat'']\\

** "Now there's no time to play UsefulNotes/WiiU, because we gotta play UsefulNotes/XboxOne all day, [[TakeThat and it isn't very fun.]]

** "There's no escape from [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]] we are the Grapes of '''''WRATH.''''' (''headphone-wearing Creator/NicolasCage screams as his face melts off'')

* Junior takes off his hat*\\

* Junior takes off his hat*\\

'''Nicolas Cage:''' Oh, okay, but they'd better laugh! '''''AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!''''' (''cut to a heaveyset man in a suit laughing hysterically'')

--->'''Scooter:''' Great Scott! It's Scott! And it's got a UsefulNotes/WiiU in its clutches! (''video pauses; cut to [=YouTube=] comment section'')\\

---> "Your face is die!"\\

'''Music/{{Weird Al|Yankovic}}''': [[LampshadeHanging How was I supposed to know that?!]]

--->'''Jamie''': We can fire this penny at about 65 miles an hour, which is about 56 miles an hour, which is Oh, So Fast, which is...ehhhhhhehhhhhhehhhhh...[=eHHHHHehhhhh=]...\\
'''Adam''': ''[gradually decreasing pitch]'' The high-speed camera result is apparently 3000 feet per second.\\
'''Jamie''': That's... that's about 65 miles an hour. That's like the speed of the sky.\\

'''Jamie''': I WENT TO COLLEGE!

--> '''Narration''': Jamie needs to find someone who will let him shoot them in the eye.\\
'''Adam''': I'll do it!\\
'''Jamie''': Ok.\\
'''Narration''': Adam's a big dummy!\\

'''Jamie''': (''now in a large meadow'') So the myth is, that if you [[BoomHeadshot get shot in the eye,]] it probably wouldn't kill you.\\

'''Jamie''': Myth busted!\\

'''Narration''': Penny for your thoughts right about now Jamie?\\
'''Jamie''': Ehhhhhhehhh.

-->Dude! You broke my face! Oh, the pain! '''IT BURNS!!!'''

-->'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''': Oh, that's so-oo co-o-o-o-l!! (''hit by a Star Destroyer'')

-->''[[Music/WhitneyHouston And I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i]] '''''[[MoodWhiplash DON'T KNOW]] [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill YOU!!]]'''''

-->'''Hank''': It's all toilet jokes! (''runs to Jimmy Davis's house'') NO. MORE. TOILET. JOKES!! (''punches Jimmy in the face'')

** "Look at [[WesternAnimation/{{Veggietales}} Bob]]!" "Hi, Bobby, [[AxCrazy I'm here to shoot you]]." After a brief YTPMV of Hank yelling "Hey, look at me, boy!", [[BlackComedy Bob does so]].

-->'''Hank''': Excuse me, where's the hardware?\\
'''Buckley''': '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE HAAAA-AARDWARE!!]]''''' (''slaps Hank's stomach'') You're fat! (''continues to slap Hank's stomach'') AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

-->'''Hank''': I provide this community with [[SymbolSwearing profanity]] and useless accessories. (''[[TakeThat the Power Glove appears]]'') Now you listen here, see [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames that boy]]? That's ''my'' boy!\\
'''Link''': [[CatchPhrase Great!]]\\
'''King Harkinian''': Enough! Link is ''mah'' boi! I'm here to take him away!\\
'''Hank''': IllKillYou! (''punches the King'')\\
'''King Harkinian''': Oah!\\

-->'''Hank''': [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late 80s after people stopped buying his records...]]\\

'''Bob''': [[LampshadeHanging I don't think that's true....]]

--->'''Mario Head''': (''singing'') Iiiiii got a body!\\
'''PBG''': Oh Maro, you crazy guy...

'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick]]''': Touch!\\

'''Film/{{Willy Wonka|AndTheChocolateFactory}}''': [[MemeticMutation YOU LOSE!]]\\

-->'''Mario:''' "[[WhoWritesThisCrap Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?]]"

---> "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pooping as usual I see...]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslrTsywcF8 This Poop's True Title is too Long for YouTube]]:

** The Grapes decide that Junior must be "[[CaptainObvious a boy]]" [[InsaneTrollLogic because his hat's yellow]], and [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants SpongeBob]] is yellow. Junior responds as such:
--> '''Junior''': "This is not cheese on my head! It is a Chia Pet! [[WordSaladHumor And this is headcheese on my Chia Pet!]]
--> *Junior takes off his hat*
--> '''Grapes''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!]]
--> '''Pa Grape''': "MY EYES!!!"
--> '''Junior's Dad''': "What's all the commotion out here?! Ooh, Grapes!"
--> '''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins Jeremy]]''': [[EverythingIsRacist "That's racist"]].

---> First they shot [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Soos]], then they shot [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]]. But what they did next was really unfunny: [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they made]] [[FauxHorrific him watch]] ''Film/MilkMoney''!
---> '''Larry''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

---> '''Soos''': Sorry dudes, I just really want those brains!

---> I can be your friend (lol lol lol)
---> It's okay if we're all yellow/We can still play!
---> '''Junior''': I'll share my [[TheStoner pot]]!
---> (''{{Beat}}; then cut to everyone cheering as they presumably get high'')
---> (''JumpCut back to Junior's house'')
---> '''Dad Asparagus''': Now Junior, that was not funny...
---> '''Junior''': [[SelfDeprecation Yeah, I know...]]

---> This...is crap. It's not cool, or kid stuff. :( Every time you make a [=YouTube=] Poop, everyone wants to kill you. You really suck. >:(
** "I am a yam. I am a meme! (''makes [[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants Surprised Patrick]] face'') Now I'm WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter!"

--->'''Lion''': Join me and I will make you into a dinosaur!
--->'''Daniel''': I don't want to do that, I'll look silly.

---> '''Michael's Letter''': Dear Bob the Tomato, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's tomatoes. I hate tomatoes. All slimy! If you don't leave the show and hire a [[TrademarkFavoriteFood plum]] to take your place, I'll tell you what I'll do...you know, [[ImpliedDeathThreat murders and mad dog stuff]]...
---> '''Bob''': Okay, stop the music! (''hops backwards and tosses a [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bob-omb]] at the letter'')
---> '''BOOM!'''
---> '''Bob''': (''to Fourth Wall'') Sorry about that.

---> '''Larry''': Everybody's got a [=DINNER=], yours is [=AN OCTOROCK=] but mine is [[VideoGame/HotelMario SPAGHETTI]]. Oh everybody's got a [=DINNER=]rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
---> (''zoom out to show [[Film/StreetFighter M. Bison]] sitting at a computer in the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Krusty Krab]] with Sony Vegas open'')
---> '''Fish''': YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!
---> '''M. Bison''': [[SelfDeprecation OF COURSE!]]

--> '''Willy Wonka''': Wrong song!
--> '''Grandpa Joe''': How could you do a thing like this!?
--> '''Willy Wonka''': You suck!

---> '''Fib''': Now listen closely, what you need is a story.\\
'''Junior''': You mean you want me to be a bee?\\

'''Junior''': Ahem, I said "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 bee]]"!\\
'''Nicolas Cage''': Nope, not gonna do it this time. (''leaves room'')\\
'''Junior''': Drat!\\
'''Nicolas Cage''': Oh, okay, but they'd better laugh! '''''AUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!''''' (''cut to a heaveyset man in a suit laughing hysterically'')

---> '''Scooter''': Great Scott! It's Scott! And it's got a UsefulNotes/WiiU in its clutches! (''video pauses; cut to [=YouTube=] comment section'')\\
'''Woody''': (''as he types'') Stop with this Wii U thing, it's getting on my nerves. >:[\\
'''Buzz''': Excuse me. (''deletes what Woody just wrote, replaces it with "I SNORT FART FUMES" and posts it'')\\
'''Woody''': BUZZ!!! You idiot!\\
'''Buzz''': I-I'm sorry, you-\\
'''Woody''': (''smacking Buzz'') YOU! IDIOT!

---> '''Dad''': I'm home! My plate! What happened to it?\\
'''Junior''': I broke the plate! I guess I should be punished, huh...\\
'''Dad''': I think you're right. (''[[MoodWhiplash pulls out a rifle]]'')\\
'''Junior''': No, wait! ('''[[BlackComedy BANG!]]''')

---> '''Larry-Boy''': "Drop the asparagus!"\\
'''Fib''': "...What a poor choice of words. Hahaha..."\\

'''Dad''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hi, Junior! How was your day today?]] ....Junior?

---> '''Alfred''': [=LarryBoy=]! Can you hear me? I've made a discovery!\\
'''Larry''': (''anxiously'') What?\\
'''Alfred''': [[CaptainObvious Master Larry is LarryBoy!]]\\
'''Larry''': Alfred, we've been over this....

---> "This has been Exclamatory Songs with Alfred."

---> '''Junior''': Dad! Dad! Come quick!\\
'''Dad''': What is it? Is something wrong?\\
'''Junior''': Oh no, I just wanted to tell you that I love [=YouTube=] Poop.\\
'''Dad''': Really? I think your mother is a little too scary for you.\\
'''Junior''': Yeah, well, maybe...but you know [[NonSequitur Frankencelery is really Phil Vischer and a Speedo!]]\\

'''Dad''': (''indignantly to Phil Vischer himself'') Is that true?\\
'''Phil''': Well...I guess...well, ok, yes. (''chuckles before suddenly spazzing out'')

---> '''Link''': Guess I better get my stuff.\\
'''Gwonam''': Here is your stuff.\\
'''Link''': Thanks.\\
'''Gwonam''': Now you can kill the Minions that have seized the island of Koridai.\\
'''Link''': Oh boy!\\

'''Link''': I won!\\
'''Gwonam''': Ohhhh.\\
'''Link''': How about a kiss?\\
'''Gwonam''': No!\\
'''Link''': [[GoshDangItToHeck Shoot!]]

'''Link''': Oh great! I suck!\\
'''Link''': Hey! Let's go find Morshu!

---> '''Ice Queen''': You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day.\\
'''Link''': Oh shoot! It's rated M. I'm just a boy. I can only play EC-rated games. I just click the A button, and flash!\\

'''Link''': I just won! Cool huh?\\
'''Ice Queen''': Be gone.\\
'''Link''': I guess I better get going.

--->'''Bob''': Look at that, isn't that a happy little tree?\\
'''Tree''': I'm sad...\\

'''Bob''': (''using exact same sound clip'') I'm sad...

--->'''Mr. Herriman''': I can see by the state of this [[WordSaladHumor state-shaped fake steak birthday cake]] that [[InsaneTrollLogic you are a robot]].\\
'''Frankie''': (''in a robotic voice'') ''WHAT?!'' You think I'm a robot?!\\
'''Herriman''': Yes.\\
'''Frankie''': Are you crazy?\\
'''Herriman''': Yes, I are, thank you very much. Now go immediately. (''Frankie doesn't budge'') MS. FRANCES!!\\

'''Bloo''': Wait, WHAT?!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Waternoose]]''': A single touch could kill you!\\
(''Bloo (and [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]) stare at the huge pile of coke beside them. Instead of Patrick touching it (like the viewer might expect), Bloo touches the pile and explodes'')\\
'''Patrick''': Aw, he got dead! This stinks!\\
'''Mario''': [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Remember]], [[CaptainObviousAesop only you can prevent killing yourself]].\\
'''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al]]''': [[LampshadeHanging How was I supposed to know that?!]]

-->'''Rocky:''' *(Wavy speech)* [=KnOwLeDgE iS pOwEr!=]

-->'''Michael Rosen:''' I don't think that's funny...

-->'''Squidward:''' I don't believe in Santa Claus! ''(guns Snata Claus down while laughing like a maniac)'' Yep, [[AxCrazy I'm insane]]. (leaves laughing)
-->'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic:''' (singing) Now Santa Claus is dead...\\

--> '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Doug Walker]]:''' You know, '''FOR KIDS!'''

-->'''Narration''': This myth originated in Jamie's head.\\
'''Jamie''': The myth is, that if you piss off of a building this high, and somebody's looking straight up in the sky and gets hit in the eye, that it'll either make you high ([[Music/SnoopDogg Weed!]]), or it'll make you die. ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Die!]])\\
'''Adam''': Okay!\\
'''Narration''': Well, Adam, take cover, because Jamie's atop the Empire State Building, taking aim!\\

'''Jamie''': [[VideoGame/MarioParty DOH, I MISSED!]]\\
'''Narration''': This myth is freaking stupid!

--> '''Narration''': Adam and Jamie need to find out what is a penny. Once they've done that, they'll shoot [[WesternAnimation/KingoftheHill Kahn]], [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash]], Creator/WillSmith, Music/{{Eminem}}, and a [[Franchise/JurassicPark Velociraptor]].\\

'''Jamie''': DOH, I MISSED!\\

'''Narration''': Meh.

--> '''Jamie''': We can fire this penny at about 65 miles an hour, which is about 56 miles an hour, which is Oh, So Fast, which is...ehhhhhhehhhhhhehhhhh...[=eHHHHHehhhhh=]...\\

-->"Gay means happy!"\\

--> '''PBG''': He even commits genocide!\\
'''Creator/DaThings1''': [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner I like ponies!]]\\
'''HMS''': All [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]] must die! (''zaps [=DaThings1=], scaring spectating Bob the Tomato, [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Crow, and Tom Servo]] away'')

--> '''PBG''': ''Ugh, what was in those cheeseburgers...?''\\

'''Link''': [[CaptainObvious Cheese!]]\\
'''PBG''': [[AntiClimax Oh...well, that makes sense.]]

** [[DeathByCameo Jimmy Davis's]] [[YourHeadAsplode head exploding after being shot with a bazooka by the YouChew logo]], [[GrandTheftMe followed his body being hijacked by the Mario Head]] and [=PBG's=] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight nonchalant reaction to it]].
--> '''Mario Head''': (''singing'') Iiiiii got a body!\\

--> ''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Shooting some PBG-ball outside the school...]]''

--> '''''MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!'''''

-->"Next time, remember: Snap the criminal's neck."

-->'''Larry:''' "[[OhCrap Uh... I'm gonna, uh... I'm gonna go to the bathroom]]."

-->'''Dad Asparagus''': Mr. Alfred, would you like to stay and spread weird rumors about your mom or even just tell true stories about your nice dad?\\
'''Alfred''': Oh, that sounds like A ROBOT!!\\
'''Dad''': (''eyes glowing; in a robotic Alfred voice'') [[BlatantLies I'M NOT A ROBOT!]]\\

'''Dad''': (''head closing and turning to the viewer'') [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Ha! YOUR TURN!]]

-->'''Jimmy Davis''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Strange, I don't remember having a fireplace...]]

* [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik]], [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]], WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants, VideoGame/IMMeen, Advertising/DoctorRabbit, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Morshu]], Creator/JackBlack, [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZeldaCDiGames Ganon]], [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]], and Creator/MichaelRosen [[https://youtu.be/3u9eHI1i4Pg singing the National Anthem]]!

-->'''Po-po-po-po-po-po-po VideoGame/PokemonGO to the bathroom.'''\\

--> '''"Suddenly, death"'''\\

** "Franchise/SpyroTheDragon was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted [[GagBoobs big boobs]] in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''.
-->"[[MemeticMutation Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs-]]'''''[[SensoryAbuse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]'''''"

** "Spyro was voiced by Carlos Alazraqi, the same actor who provided the voice for Clancy Brown, who voices Tom Kenny, who is actually the voice of Spoderman [[OverlyLongGag who was also well known at the time for voicing]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Spock]], the ''former'' former [[BrickJoke drummer of the rock band The Pee Pees]].
** "Did you also know? Eating too much Taco Bell makes Nickelodeon's [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]] [[SoundEffectBleep sh*t]] himself.
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]''': I got [[Creator/WilfordBrimley diabeetus]].

--> "I've been here for three games!" -Strange Poet

-->'''Alfred''': Tiiiime was passing, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, and the sun grew hotter, [[OverlyLongGag and the sun grew hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter!]]\\

-->'''Gnome''': You can touch me!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarePants Patrick]]''': Touch!\\

'''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Guy''': But it's opposite day...\\
'''Gnome''': Can't touch me!\\
'''Patrick''': AH-AH-AH-AH!\\

'''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]]''': [[MemeticMutation YOU LOSE!]]\\
'''Patrick''': This game stinks!

--> "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pooping as usual I see...]]"

** Larryboy defeats the Milk Money Bandit by {{Megaton Punch}}ing him into space. Larry and Alfred later discover that he's still flying through space, singing [[VideoGame/{{Ducktales}} the Moon Theme]] all the way.

** Spencer discovers that Sam has eaten Lewbert and made his bones into a necklace. Spencer admits that it's cute and blushes as [[VideoGames/FinalFantasy10 Tidus' infamous laugh is heard]].

** "[[Franchise/SpyroTheDragon Spyro the Dragon]] was created after Creator/{{Nintendo}} decided that they wanted [[GagBoobs big boobs]] in their kid-friendly games. Blimey! The biggest boobs in the UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} titles at the time were Mr. Krabs in ''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslrTsywcF8 This Poop's True Title is too Long for YouTube]], along with his various other WesternAnimation/VeggieTales poops.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRon-EXXhOc A Story About Some Grapes and Junk]]

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ug9wxWdH8 Why Does Larry Have A Shoe On His Head?]]

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9RrsRnRk9Z0 Silly Songs With Darius]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8kBCZ-W_o LarryMan and the Friggin' Outer Space]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPz5af3qio Just Another Day At Fosters]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXLV5wKWmFo Hank's Got a Lot of Beers]][[note]] Due to past copyright issues, the link goes to a mirrored re-upload[[/note]]

** The poop ends with [[spoiler: Creator/MichaelRosen eating the scallions and Daniel]].

** Jimmy and Jerry playing ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'', during which [[spoiler: Alfred sneaks up behind them and scares them. This results in Jimmy and Jerry dying from heart attacks, which earns Alfred [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants a few seconds in prison]].]]

** Gwonam fighting a spoon. [[spoiler: [[EpicFail He loses]].]]

** Morshu gives Link some chocolate laxatives. ("[[TooDumbToLive Oh boy! I can't wait to take a dump!]]") [[spoiler: The laxatives return as both a BrickJoke and ChekhovsGun when Link fights Ganon later.]]

** [[spoiler: Impa's dream/IndulgentFantasySegue where]] the King and Zelda suddenly die so Impa can be with [[DirtyOldWoman Link]]. (You may never hear "[[WesternAnimation/PoohsGrandAdventure Wherever You Are]]" the same way again.)

(''Bloo (and [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]) stare at the huge pile of coke beside them. [[spoiler: Instead of Patrick touching it (like the viewer might expect), Bloo touches the pile and explodes]]'')\\
'''Patrick''': [[spoiler: Aw, he got dead!]] This stinks!\\

*** [[spoiler: The princess quite understandably freaks the heck out when Foster!Mario finds her.]]

*** What follows is an in-memorium sequence for [[spoiler: a random Goomba that got stomped by one of the characters midway through the video]].

** "Look at [[WesternAnimation/{{Veggietales}} Bob]]!" "Hi, Bobby, [[AxCrazy I'm here to shoot you]]." [[spoiler: After a brief YTPMV of Hank yelling "Hey, look at me, boy!", [[BlackComedy Bob does so]].]]

** PBG's search for his father. [[spoiler: It's the Happy Mask Salesman.]]

** "Welcome to my new show about hunting!" (''fires a gun and "[[NotQuiteDead kills]]" [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke Boy!Zelda]].]]'')

** [[GainaxEnding The ending]], with a music number set to The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss" and [[spoiler: PBG getting [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee-fied]] after inadvertently throwing [[RunningGag sauce]] on Weegee's face.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYIB945A5k Link Pirates a Movie]], a movie uploaded on April Fool's Day, which features Link attempting to film a movie with his phone. HilarityEnsues, all the way up to the StylisticSuck [[spoiler: and fake]] outro.

** Larryboy defeats the Milk Money Bandit by {{Megaton Punch}}ing him into space. [[spoiler: Larry and Alfred later discover that he's still flying through space, singing [[VideoGame/{{Ducktales}} the Moon Theme]] all the way.]]

** The above is immediately followed up by [[spoiler:Larry executing "Plan B", which is to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill fire the]] [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Eclipse Cannon]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill at the Milk Money Bandit]]. He misses and accidentally hits the White House]].

** A UsefulNotes/WiiU [[RunningGag appears in Mr. Nezzer's back yard]], [[CallBack finally putting Woody over the edge]] as he runs to Jimmy Davis's house to give Jimmy a piece of his mind. He throws open the door and leaps at Jimmy...[[spoiler: [[EpicFail and harmlessly bounces off the top of Jimmy's head]] (being the size of a toy) [[EpicFail and flies into an (in)conveniently placed nearby]] [[KillItWithFire fireplace]].]]

** "Do drugs: It's really freakin' cool stuff." [[spoiler: "And it can kill you."]]

** "For more nautical nonsense, flip ants into [=SpongeBob=]'s pants!" [[spoiler: (''beat'') [[WebVideo/SpaceHamster Wh]][[FlatWhat at]]?]]

** Freddie asks where Spencer has been. He tells them that he was getting coffee for Creator/Hoffy1138 so he can buy art supplies for his next sculpture, [[spoiler: a gigantic 10-foot tall cock]]. However, [[spoiler: He was really flirting with an unconscious Lewbert]].

** Spencer's art sculpture is supposed to symbolize [[spoiler: his gigantic cock, which turns out to be an ostrich]].

** Lewbert is going to be 4 and a cake is made for him since he's "gay for cake". [[spoiler: It does not end well]]
--> '''[[spoiler: "Suddenly, death"]]'''\\
'''[[spoiler:Cake explodes and Lewbert is blown back]]'''
** Spencer discovers that [[spoiler: Sam has eaten Lewbert and made his bones into a necklace. Spencer admits that it's cute and blushes as [[VideoGames/FinalFantasy10 Tidus' infamous laugh is heard]]]].

** Michael Rosen's reaction to [[spoiler: The Cat In The Hat farting after [[CallBack the Fib tells him to do so]]]].

** The ending, showing [[spoiler:Meenbotnik]] visiting [[AuthorAvatar Jimmy Davis]].

** "Insomniac Games thought this was pretty strange, so they decided to remove Spyro from the game's sequel, ''"Spyro 2: Ripto's Racist!"''. Also known as ''"Gateway to the Gay U.K."'' in Japan. Also known as ''[[NoExportForYou "Nothing"]]'' in the U.K."

** "Finding a dodo bird! Finding a dodo bird! [=FINDING A DODO BIRD!=]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb5Eu9KKbpM The French Prick of Hell's Fair]], a collab with fellow YTP creator MasterJoJ.

'''Narration''': [[WhatAnIdiot Adam's a big dummy!]]\\

** "[[ToiletHumor Take a dump on]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington General Washington!]] Hurry men there's a fury convention in an hour!"

** "Take a dump on [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington General Washington!]] Hurry men there's a fury convention in an hour!"

** "As your body grows bigger, (somewhat distorted and overlaid as the kids get fatter) [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment your body grows bigger]]!"
** "The British are '''BRITISH!'''"

---> I can be your friend (lol lol lol)/ I can be your friend (lol lol lol)
---> It's okay if we are yellow/We can have lunch

** The Grapes decide that Junior must be "[[CaptainObvious a boy]]" [[InsaneTrollLogic because his hat's yellow]], and [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]] is yellow. Junior responds as such:

** "The British are (overlaid a lot) BRITISH!"
-->'''Rocky:''' *(Wavy speech)* Knowledge is power!

** The Poop ends with Bob and Larry talking about what we've learned today. Larry learns that doing sus just to be cool isn't very sus. Bob responds by pouring cold water on him. Larry isn't done, so Bob pours '''''hot''''' water on him.