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-->'''José:''' I do not use them.
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-->'''José:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I do not use them.]]
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''One by one, they'll learn their damned''\\
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''One by one, they'll learn their they're damned''\\
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-->'''Walter:''' If I'm depressed, I watch it backwards. ''(looks out at the audience)'' You get it? She walks away!
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-->'''Walter:''' If And if I'm depressed, I watch it backwards. ''(looks out at the audience)'' You get it? She walks away!
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--->'''Walter:''' On our wedding, when she came down the aisle, with her giant hairdo and all that makeup, I felt like yelling, [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"]]
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--->'''Walter:''' On And at our wedding, when she came walking down the aisle, with her that giant hairdo hair and all that makeup, I felt like yelling, [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"]]
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--->'''Walter:''' The worst part was when the minister asked [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace if anyone objected]], and no one would listen to me.\\
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--->'''Walter:''' The Well, the worst part was when the minister asked [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace if anyone objected]], and no one would listen to me.\\
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** After the wedding, Walter says, his wife ate cake. Nonstop. For 45 years!
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** After the wedding, Walter says, his wife ate started eating cake. Nonstop. For 45 years!
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'''Walter:''' When my wife asks, "Does this thong make my ass look fat?"\\
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'''Walter:''' When my wife asks, says, "Does this thong make my ass look fat?"\\
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'''Jeff:''' What did you say?\\
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'''Jeff:''' What did What'd you say?\\
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'''Walter:''' I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat; [[ShapedLikeItself your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat!]] The thong is the victim!"
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'''Walter:''' I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat; fat, [[ShapedLikeItself your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat!]] The thong is the victim!"
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-->'''Edna:''' Hey! What's the big deal scarin' my fri-"\\
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-->'''Edna:''' Hey! What's the big deal scarin' my fri-"\\fri-\\
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'''Walter:''' ''[looks shocked]''
'''Edna:''' Hubba hubba!
'''Walter:''' ''[screams and faints]''
'''Edna:''' Hubba hubba!
'''Walter:''' ''[screams and faints]''
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'''Walter:''' ''[looks shocked]''
shocked]''\\
'''Edna:''' Hubbahubba!
hubba!\\
'''Walter:''' ''[screams andfaints]''faints]''\\
'''Edna:''' Hubba
'''Walter:''' ''[screams and
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* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi6rcOZUAg "Achmedina"'s interview with "Wonald Grump".]] Moreso in the last bit where she raises her legs to convince Wonald to grant him the first interview if she becomes president.
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*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1WwArQk4hI Jeff Dunham and Darci Lynne team up.]] When Walter and Edna come face to face...
-->'''Edna:''' Hey! What's the big deal scarin' my fri-"\\
'''Walter:''' Who are you?!\\
'''Edna:''' Well... I was gonna say, "Trick or Treat", but ''you'' seem like a good treat to me!\\
'''Walter:''' ''[looks shocked]''
'''Edna:''' Hubba hubba!
'''Walter:''' ''[screams and faints]''
'''Edna:''' Yup. I still got it.
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* Achmed recalls that he once got drunk, but couldn't throw up because he doesn't have a stomach. All he could do was release dusty heaves.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
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'''Peanut:''' Hanging up dirty laundry, hoping Santa would fill it with goodies? Ewwww!! I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like dad's feet! Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts. And mommy says they're magically delicious!"\\
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'''Peanut:''' Hanging up dirty laundry, hoping Santa would fill it with goodies? Ewwww!! I'd "I'd like to suck on this candy cane, but it smells like dad's feet! feet!" Good thing the tradition wasn't jockstraps. "Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts. And mommy says they're magically delicious!"\\
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'''Peanut:''' And didn't you say his face was all red?\\
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'''Peanut:''' And didn't you Doesn't it say his face was all red?\\
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'''Peanut:''' Why doesn't anyone see this? He is drunk ''off his ass!'' This is a horrible, horrible story!
* Achmed recalls that he once got drunk, but couldn't throw up because he doesn't have a stomach. All he could do was release dusty heaves.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
* Achmed recalls that he once got drunk, but couldn't throw up because he doesn't have a stomach. All he could do was release dusty heaves.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
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'''Peanut:''' Why doesn't anyone does no one ever see this? He is drunk ''off his ass!'' This is a horrible, horrible story!
* Achmed recalls that he once got drunk, but couldn't throw up because he doesn't have a stomach. All he could do was release dusty heaves.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''[tries to make a retching sound, but fails]'' POOF.
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-->'''Bubba J:''' ''(dressed as a security guard)'' Whoa-ho! Is that a hybrid?\\
'''Achmed:''' It's my Achmedmobile, you idiot! Just be careful parking it, or I KEEL YOU!\\
'''Achmed:''' It's my Achmedmobile, you idiot! Just be careful parking it, or I KEEL YOU!\\
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-->'''Bubba J:''' ''(dressed as a security guard)'' Whoa-ho! Whoa! Is that a hybrid?\\
'''Achmed:''' It'smy the Achmedmobile, you idiot! Just be careful parking it, or I KEEL YOU!\\
'''Achmed:''' It's
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'''Bubba J:''' ''(clearly not heard Achmed, seeing a BigRedButton on the electronic keyless-entry fob on Achmed's keyring)'' Got it, touch the re-e-ed button!\\
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'''Bubba J:''' ''(clearly not heard Achmed, seeing a BigRedButton on the electronic keyless-entry fob on Achmed's keyring)'' Got it, touch the re-e-ed red button!\\
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--->'''Jeff:''' I can't believe it! The show starts in a half-hour, and Achmed is late!\\
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--->'''Jeff:''' I can't believe it! The the show starts in a half-hour, half-an-hour, and Achmed is Achmed's late!\\
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* Jeff relives his childhood through several photographs. "I must have walked into the store and asked, 'Do you have any pants that don't even go with themselves?'"
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* Jeff relives his childhood through several photographs. "I must have walked into gone to the store and asked, said, 'Do you have any pants that don't even go with themselves?'"
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-->'''Walter:''' You know, Jeff, I never thought I'd say this, but... you're my hero!
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-->'''Walter:''' You know, Jeff, I never thought I'd say this, but... this to you, but (sniff) you're my hero!
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--->'''Walter:''' You can leave your toilet seat up '''all the time'''! I'd hot-glue-gun mine open, for God's sake! And then shit out in the backyard! Just because I could!
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--->'''Walter:''' You can leave your toilet seat up '''all the time'''! I'd hot-glue-gun hot-glue mine open, for God's sake! And then shit out in the backyard! Just because I could!
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'''Walter:''' Oh yeah, painful like a deep tissue massage!
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'''Walter:''' Oh yeah, painful like a deep tissue massage!
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-->'''Walter:''' It's like [[Literature/ThreeLittlePigs that fourth little pig you never hear about]]. "This one built his house out of bricks, this one out of sticks, and this one out of straw, but the fourth little pig built his house out of poo!" Yeah, Disney never told you about him. And TheBigBadWolf said, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll-- Oh my god! I got shit in my nose!"
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
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-->'''Walter:''' It's like [[Literature/ThreeLittlePigs that the fourth little pig you never hear that no one talks about]]. "This one little pig built his house out of bricks, this one out of sticks, and this one out of straw, but the fourth little pig built his house out of poo!" poo-poo!" Yeah, Disney never told you about him. And TheBigBadWolf said, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll-- Oh my god! I got shit in my nose!"
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!nose!"
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
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'''Achmed:''' At least my face is balanced! You manage to look terrified and asleep all at the same time!
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'''Achmed:''' At least my face is balanced! You manage to look asleep and terrified and asleep all at the same time!
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-->'''Achmed:''' Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawnmower!
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-->'''Achmed:''' Well Well, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawnmower!
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
* Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
-->'''Achmed:''' ''Marnell!'' Come back! ''[{{beat}}]'' My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
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** Funnily enough, "Poliosis" is an actual disease, though it obviously has nothing to do with scoliosis ''or'' polio.
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** Funnily enough, "Poliosis" is an actual disease, though it obviously has nothing to do with scoliosis ''or'' polio.
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--->'''Achmed:''' Jingle bombs, jingle bombs / I think I got screwed / Don't laugh at me because I'm dead / [[CatchPhrase Or I keel you!]]
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Which one of you is the girl? The one with the guitar or the one who has the ''dolls''?
* Guitar Guy's DeathGlare to Peanut:
-->'''Peanut:''' Do you know how I know you're on drugs? You're looking at me and you honestly think I'm looking back.
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Which one of you is the girl? The one with the guitar or the one who has the ''dolls''?
* Guitar Guy's DeathGlare to Peanut:
-->'''Peanut:''' Do you know how I know you're on drugs? You're looking at me and you honestly think I'm looking back.
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--->'''Achmed:''' Jingle Oh jingle bombs, jingle bombs / I think I got screwed / Don't laugh at me because I'm dead / [[CatchPhrase Or I keel you!]]
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Which one of you is the girl? The one with the guitar or the one who has the ''dolls''?
* Guitar Guy's DeathGlare to Peanut:
-->'''Peanut:''' Do you know how I know you're on drugs? You're looking at me and you honestly think I'm looking back.you!]]
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Which one of you is the girl? The one with the guitar or the one who has the ''dolls''?
* Guitar Guy's DeathGlare to Peanut:
-->'''Peanut:''' Do you know how I know you're on drugs? You're looking at me and you honestly think I'm looking back.
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* Guitar Guy's DeathGlare to Peanut:
-->'''Peanut:''' You know how else I know you do drugs? Because you're looking me in the eye and you think I'm actually looking back.
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Seriously, which one of you's the girl? Let me guess: the one with the guitar, or the one who has the dolls?
-->'''Peanut:''' You know how else I know you do drugs? Because you're looking me in the eye and you think I'm actually looking back.
* Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
-->'''Peanut:''' Seriously, which one of you's the girl? Let me guess: the one with the guitar, or the one who has the dolls?
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-->'''Walter:''' ''[in his sleep]'' Aw, these kids and their hipping and their hopping and... Pull up your damn pants, ya morons!\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[in his sleep]'' Second Creator/ComedyCentral special. It's gonna be great! ...No, Mommy, I don't wanna wear the pink bow!\\
'''Peanut:''' He even does this in his sleep. What a freak!\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[in his sleep]'' Second Creator/ComedyCentral special. It's gonna be great! ...No, Mommy, I don't wanna wear the pink bow!\\
'''Peanut:''' He even does this in his sleep. What a freak!\\
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-->'''Walter:''' ''[in his sleep]'' Aw, these Oh, those kids and their hipping and their hopping and...and, oh... Pull up your damn pants, ya morons!\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[in his sleep]''Second Ooh, second Creator/ComedyCentral special. It's gonna be great! ...No, Mommy, I don't wanna wear the pink bow!\\
'''Peanut:''' He even does this in his sleep. Heh. What a freak!\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[in his sleep]''
'''Peanut:''' He even does this in his sleep. Heh. What a freak!\\
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* Walter making fun of Jeff owning a blue Prius. Apparently when it drives past, it goes "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gay!"
-->'''Walter:''' And when it's idling, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomohomo."
-->'''Walter:''' And when it's idling, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomohomo."
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* Walter making fun of Jeff owning a blue Prius. Apparently Apparently, when it drives past, it goes "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gay!"
-->'''Walter:'''And Yeah, when it's idling, it idles, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomohomo."
-->'''Walter:'''
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-->'''Jeff:''' Then I thought, "Damn, if it had been going a just little bit faster, I'd have a new puppet: a chihuahua on a stick!"
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-->'''Jeff:''' Then And then I thought, "Damn, if it had she'd been going a just a little bit faster, I'd have a new puppet: a chihuahua on a stick!"
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-->'''Walter:''' My mom always told me that if I ever got into a bind, I should ask "What would Jesus do?" So I tried turning her into a fish. Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamu.
** There's also the ''burning'' followup to that: "At least Shamu only has one blowhole."
** There's also the ''burning'' followup to that: "At least Shamu only has one blowhole."
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-->'''Walter:''' My mom Well, my mother always told me that if I ever got into me, "When you're in a bind, I jam and don't know what to do, you should ask "What think 'What would Jesus do?" do?'\\
'''Jeff:''' Ah.\\
'''Walter:''' So I triedturning to turn her into a fish. Begone, I stood there going, "Begone, Satan! Hello, Shamu.
Shamu!"
** There's also the ''burning'' followup to that:"At "Well, at least Shamu has only has one blowhole."
'''Jeff:''' Ah.\\
'''Walter:''' So I tried
** There's also the ''burning'' followup to that:
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-->'''Walter:''' Everyone in Ft. Lauderdale looks exactly like ''me!''\\
'''Jeff:''' Well, I heard that Ft. Lauderdale is where they shoot their "Girls Gone Wild" videos.\\
'''Walter:''' That's only during Spring Break. The rest of the year, it's "Girls Gone Saggy", then it's "Girls Gone Senile", and then it's just "Girls Gone".
'''Jeff:''' Well, I heard that Ft. Lauderdale is where they shoot their "Girls Gone Wild" videos.\\
'''Walter:''' That's only during Spring Break. The rest of the year, it's "Girls Gone Saggy", then it's "Girls Gone Senile", and then it's just "Girls Gone".
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-->'''Walter:''' Everyone in Ft. Lauderdale Lauderdale, Florida looks exactly like ''me!''\\
''me!'' I swear it's like one giant nursing home!\\
'''Jeff:''' Well, I heard that Ft. Lauderdale is where theyshoot their tape a lot of those "Girls Gone Wild" videos.\\
'''Walter:'''That's Oh, that's only during Spring Break. The rest of the year, time, it's "Girls Gone Saggy", then it's "Girls Gone Senile", and then it's just "Girls Gone".
'''Jeff:''' Well, I heard that Ft. Lauderdale is where they
'''Walter:'''
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--> '''Jeff:''' How do you spell your name?
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, let's see, A...C...phlegm...
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, let's see, A...C...phlegm...
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-->
'''Achmed:''' Oh, let's see, uh, A...C...phlegm...
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--> '''Jeff:''' What do you think of Bush?
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, I ''love'' Bu--oh, you mean the president! I'm sorry...
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, I ''love'' Bu--oh, you mean the president! I'm sorry...
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'''Achmed:''' Oh, I ''love'' Bu--oh, you mean the president! I'm sorry...
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-->'''Melvin:''' I dated Catwoman for some time, but I ended up with something I had to take medicine to get rid of. And boy, does it itch! AND NOW IT BURNS WHEN I FLY!
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-->'''Melvin:''' You know, I dated Catwoman for some time, used to date Catwoman.\\
'''Jeff:''' Really?\\
'''Melvin:''' Oh yeah, butI ended up with she gave me something I had to take medicine to get rid of. And boy, does it itch! AND NOW IT BURNS WHEN I FLY!
'''Jeff:''' Really?\\
'''Melvin:''' Oh yeah, but
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--->'''Melvin:''' ''(realizing what happened)'' It's the terrorists, I tell ya!
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--->'''Melvin:''' ''(realizing what happened)'' It's the terrorists, I tell ya!you!
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-->'''Peanut:''' You know, the funny thing is I actually AM pissing him off. And he would like to ''kill me''! But he will not kill me because that would be a form of ''suicide''!
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-->'''Peanut:''' You know, the funny thing is weird part is, I ''am'' actually AM pissing him off. And he would like to ''kill me''! But he will not kill me because that would be a form of ''suicide''!
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--> '''Jeff:''' It's all the same!
--> '''Peanut:''' Didn't you watch ''Series/SesameStreet''?! "Jeff" is "Jeff", "Heff" is "Heff", and "''(guttural sound)''-eff" is "''(guttural sound)''-eff"! ♫ ''(to the tune of "One of These Things") One of these things just '''doesn't belong here!''''' ♫
--> '''Peanut:''' Didn't you watch ''Series/SesameStreet''?! "Jeff" is "Jeff", "Heff" is "Heff", and "''(guttural sound)''-eff" is "''(guttural sound)''-eff"! ♫ ''(to the tune of "One of These Things") One of these things just '''doesn't belong here!''''' ♫
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-->
'''Peanut:''' Wha- Didn't you watch ''Series/SesameStreet''?! "Jeff" is "Jeff", "Heff" is "Heff", and "''(guttural sound)''-eff" is "''(guttural sound)''-eff"! ♫ ''(to the tune of "One of These Things") One of these things just '''doesn't belong here!''''' ♫
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-->'''Peanut:''' [José] works for ''you!'' If those immigration laws pass and he's not legal, you're gonna get your ass thrown in jail! [[NoodleIncident And trust me, you would not do well in prison.]]
-->'''Jeff:''' Why not?
-->'''Peanut:''' Ha! C'mere, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!
-->'''Jeff:''' Why not?
-->'''Peanut:''' Ha! C'mere, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!
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-->'''Peanut:''' [José] works for ''you!'' If Some of those immigration laws pass and he's not legal, you're gonna get your ''your'' ass thrown in jail! [[NoodleIncident [[PrisonRape And trust me, you would not do well in prison.]]
-->'''Jeff:''']]\\
'''Jeff:''' Whynot?
-->'''Peanut:'''not?\\
'''Peanut:''' Ha!C'mere, "C'mere, puppet boy! Make your daddy talk!
talk!"
-->'''Jeff:'''
'''Jeff:''' Why
-->'''Peanut:'''
'''Peanut:''' Ha!
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* When Jeff scolds Achmed for repeatedly insulting his son, we get this gem of a line:
-->'''Achmed:''' Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawnmower!
-->'''Achmed:''' Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawnmower!
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'''Achmed:''' IKEA'l you!
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'''Achmed:''' IKEA'l IKEA'll you!
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-->'''Little Jeff:''' And there's only one superhero who can save me from Al E. Moany.\\
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-->'''Little Jeff:''' And there's only one superhero who can save me from Al E. Moany.Mony.\\
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-->'''Achmed:''' Greetings, infid--er, uh, ''folks!''
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-->'''Achmed:''' Greetings, infid--er, uh, Abu Dhabi infid--I mean, ''folks!''
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-->'''Jeff:''' [[MindScrew Well, ''I'' don't speak Spanish.]]\\
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-->'''Jeff:''' [[MindScrew Well, ''I'' Well,]] ''[[MindScrew I]]'' [[MindScrew don't speak Spanish.]]\\
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!''Beside Myself''
* During Peanut's skit, Jeff accidentally loses his grip and flings Peanut across the stage. The exchange afterward is ''hilarious''.
-->'''Peanut:''' WHAT THE ''FUCK'' HAPPENED?! ''(to the laughing audience)'' IT'S NOT FUNNY! ''(to Jeff)'' AND WHY?! ARE YOU HIGH?!\\
'''Jeff:''' No.\\
'''Peanut:''' Then you should practice more often! This is not that hard! Just move your hand and ''hang on''!
* During Peanut's skit, Jeff accidentally loses his grip and flings Peanut across the stage. The exchange afterward is ''hilarious''.
-->'''Peanut:''' WHAT THE ''FUCK'' HAPPENED?! ''(to the laughing audience)'' IT'S NOT FUNNY! ''(to Jeff)'' AND WHY?! ARE YOU HIGH?!\\
'''Jeff:''' No.\\
'''Peanut:''' Then you should practice more often! This is not that hard! Just move your hand and ''hang on''!
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* Jeff stares at Peanut, off which Peanut starts a staring contest:
-->'''Peanut:''' I will never BLINK!
-->'''Peanut:''' I will never BLINK!
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* Jeff stares at Peanut, off which Peanut starts a staring contest:
-->'''Peanut:''' I will never BLINK!
-->'''Peanut:''' I will never BLINK!
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'''Walter:''' "Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out! ''({{beat}})'' [[SarcasmMode Have a nice day!]]"
* "They say that women age like fine wine." "...My wife's aging like '''milk'''."
* "They say that women age like fine wine." "...My wife's aging like '''milk'''."
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'''Walter:''' Oh, ahem, "Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out! ''({{beat}})'' [[SarcasmMode Have a nice day!]]"
*"They say that "Well, women age like, like fine wine." "...My wife's [My wife]'s aging like '''milk'''."
*
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-->'''Letter:''' "Why do I gag on my toothbrush but not when I'm performing oral sex on my boyfriend?"\\
'''Walter:''' Well, obviously, the toothbrush is bigger.
** And then there's this one:
'''Walter:''' Well, obviously, the toothbrush is bigger.
** And then there's this one:
** And then there's this one:
-->'''Letter:''' "Dear Walter, why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?"\\
'''Walter:''' Well, obviously, your toothbrush is bigger.
-->'''Letter:''' "Dear Walter, why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?"\\
'''Walter:''' Well, obviously, your toothbrush is bigger.
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-->'''Peanut:''' How the hell does that work? Do you go to a business and go, "Mm mm mm mm... you are a business."
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-->'''Peanut:''' How the hell does that work? Do you go Go to a business and go, "Mm mm mm mm... you are a business."
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-->'''Peanut:''' Yes, it is. It gets hot, it gets steamy, and then it goes "ding!"
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-->'''Peanut:''' Yes, it is. It is too. It gets hot, hot and then it gets steamy, steamy and then it goes "ding!"
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-->'''Jeff:''' [[MindScrew I don't speak Spanish.]]\\
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-->'''Jeff:''' [[MindScrew I Well, ''I'' don't speak Spanish.]]\\
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'''Jeff:''' I won't drop you.\\
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'''Jeff:''' I won't drop you.you, José.\\
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'''Peanut:''' Do a little tap dance, and we got salsa!\\
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'''Peanut:''' Do a little tap dance, and we got salsa!\\
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'''José:''' It's okay. I kick his ass later.
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'''José:''' It's okay. Is okay.\\
'''Jeff:''' Okay.\\
'''José:''' I kick his ass later.
'''Jeff:''' Okay.\\
'''José:''' I kick his ass later.
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* The special opens with a stormy night with a haunted house surrounded by a graveyard, whose tombstones are adorned with [[FreezeFrameBonus the names of some of Jeff's earlier puppets he longer uses, including Morty (his first puppet) and Sweet Daddy D]]. Inside the house, A.J., Achmed's son, provides the opening dialogue:
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* The special opens with a stormy night with a haunted house surrounded by a graveyard, whose tombstones are adorned with [[FreezeFrameBonus the names of some of Jeff's earlier puppets he no longer uses, including Morty (his first puppet) and Sweet Daddy D]]. Inside the house, A.J., Achmed's son, provides the opening dialogue:
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* The very first scene of the special, showing most of Jeff's puppets in bed with him and his [[spoiler:first]] wife, Paige:
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* The very first scene of the special, showing most of Jeff's puppets in bed with him and his [[spoiler:first]] wife, then-wife, Paige:
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* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi6rcOZUAg "Achmedina"'s interview with "Wonald Grump".]] Moreso in the last bit where [[spoiler:she raises her legs to convince Wonald to grant him the first interview if she becomes president.]]
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* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi6rcOZUAg "Achmedina"'s interview with "Wonald Grump".]] Moreso in the last bit where [[spoiler:she she raises her legs to convince Wonald to grant him the first interview if she becomes president.]]
president.
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--->'''Achmed:''' Jingle bombs, jingle bombs / I think I am screwed / Don't laugh at me because I'm dead / [[CatchPhrase Or I keel you!]]
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--->'''Achmed:''' Jingle bombs, jingle bombs / I think I am got screwed / Don't laugh at me because I'm dead / [[CatchPhrase Or I keel you!]]
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'''Walter:''' Then I look like WesternAnimation/Gumby in a nursing home. How about that? ''(laughs)'' That makes you Pokey! Get it? You're an ass!
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'''Walter:''' Then I look like WesternAnimation/Gumby WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}} in a nursing home. How about that? ''(laughs)'' That makes you Pokey! Get it? You're an ass!
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* Jeff compliments Walter for his costume, but Walter himself is not so sure...
-->'''Walter:''' I look like a cross between [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]] and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]]! ''(beat)'' No offense, Hulk.\\
'''Jeff:''' You don't look like either one of them.\\
'''Walter:''' Then I look like WesternAnimation/Gumby in a nursing home. How about that? ''(laughs)'' That makes you Pokey! Get it? You're an ass!
** Made all the funnier when you realize that Pokey is actually a pony, not a donkey.
-->'''Walter:''' I look like a cross between [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]] and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]]! ''(beat)'' No offense, Hulk.\\
'''Jeff:''' You don't look like either one of them.\\
'''Walter:''' Then I look like WesternAnimation/Gumby in a nursing home. How about that? ''(laughs)'' That makes you Pokey! Get it? You're an ass!
** Made all the funnier when you realize that Pokey is actually a pony, not a donkey.
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* Even though the Loser is the archenemy of Batnut and Ruben, it turns out that the Loser has an archenemy of his own, too: the evil, the ruthless, [[PunnyName Al E. Moany]]!
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* Even though the Loser is the archenemy of Batnut and Ruben, it turns out that the Loser has an archenemy of his own, too: the evil, the ruthless, [[PunnyName Al E. Moany]]!Mony]]!
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* Jeff asks José what he wants for Christmas. Before he can answer, Peanut butts in:
-->'''Peanut:''' I think he needs a bigger stick.\\
'''José:''' That's not what your mother said!
-->'''Peanut:''' I think he needs a bigger stick.\\
'''José:''' That's not what your mother said!
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''Peanut, José shall know their place,''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred my face.''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred my face.''\\
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''Peanut, José shall know their place,''\\
place''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred myface.''\\face''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred my
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''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-ham!''\\
''[[EvilLaugh Ah-ha-ha-ha!]]''
''[[EvilLaugh Ah-ha-ha-ha!]]''
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''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-ham!''\\
Dun-Ham!''\\
''[[EvilLaughAh-ha-ha-ha!]]''Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!]]''
''[[EvilLaugh
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-->'''Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls''\\
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* The special opens with a stormy night with a haunted house surrounded by a graveyard, whose tombstones are adorned with [[FreezeFrameBonus the names of some of Jeff's earlier puppets he longer uses, including Morty (his first puppet) and Sweet Daddy D]]. Inside the house, A.J., Achmed's son, provides the opening dialogue:
-->'''Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls''\\
''The moon shines fully as specters howl''\\
''This scary house, this lonely road''\\
''Revenge is coming and best served cold''\\
''Revenge on Jeff, who plays with dolls''\\
''Revenge on Walter, who moans and scowls''\\
''Peanut, José shall know their place,''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred my face.''\\
''One by one, they'll learn their damned''\\
''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-ham!''\\
''[[EvilLaugh Ah-ha-ha-ha!]]''
-->'''Storm clouds gather, darkness prowls''\\
''The moon shines fully as specters howl''\\
''This scary house, this lonely road''\\
''Revenge is coming and best served cold''\\
''Revenge on Jeff, who plays with dolls''\\
''Revenge on Walter, who moans and scowls''\\
''Peanut, José shall know their place,''\\
''Like my awful father, who scarred my face.''\\
''One by one, they'll learn their damned''\\
''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-ham!''\\
''[[EvilLaugh Ah-ha-ha-ha!]]''
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* Peanut's point about how all of his puppets have slept with Jeff's wife. When Jeff's wacky and having a good time, that's Peanut, when Jeff's pissed off and regretting marrying her, that's Walter. When he's so angry that he wants to kill her, that's Achmed the Dead Terroist. Jeff's also a sick man for asking what José Jalapeño on a Stick is.
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* Peanut's point about how all of his puppets have slept with Jeff's wife. When Jeff's wacky and having a good time, that's Peanut, Peanut; when Jeff's pissed off and regretting marrying her, that's Walter. When Walter; when he's so angry that he wants to kill her, that's Achmed the Dead Terroist. Achmed. [[SarcasmFailure Jeff's also a sick man for asking what José Jalapeño on a Stick is.]]
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--> '''Peanut:''' But didn't you watch ''Series/SesameStreet''?! "Jeff" is "Jeff", "Heff" is "Heff", and "''(guttural sound)''-eff" is "''(guttural sound)''-eff"! ♫ ''(to the tune of "One of These Things") One of these things just '''doesn't belong here!''''' ♫
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--> '''Peanut:''' But didn't Didn't you watch ''Series/SesameStreet''?! "Jeff" is "Jeff", "Heff" is "Heff", and "''(guttural sound)''-eff" is "''(guttural sound)''-eff"! ♫ ''(to the tune of "One of These Things") One of these things just '''doesn't belong here!''''' ♫
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---> '''Achmed:''' It has been nice knowing you! Kumbaya... When the show is over, ''run''!
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---> '''Achmed:''' It has been nice knowing you! Kumbaya... When the show is over, ''run''!
you. ''[laughter]'' Kumbaya...
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--->'''Walter:''' The worst part was when the minister asked if anyone objected, and no one would listen to me.\\
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--->'''Walter:''' The worst part was when the minister asked [[SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace if anyone objected, objected]], and no one would listen to me.\\
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* Even though the Loser is the archenemy of Batnut and Ruben, it turns out that the Loser has an archenemy of his own: the evil, the ruthless, [[PunnyName Al E. Moany]]!
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* Even though the Loser is the archenemy of Batnut and Ruben, it turns out that the Loser has an archenemy of his own: own, too: the evil, the ruthless, [[PunnyName Al E. Moany]]!
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-->'''Achmed:''' Not yet, dumbasses!
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-->'''Achmed:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Not yet, dumbasses!dumbasses!]]