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---->'''Walter''': Well, at least with Florida and hurricanes, you got a little notice. Turn on the news, "You have three days to get the hell out!" Well, in L.A., we got earthquakes. We don't know ''jack''. One morning you could be sittin' on the toilet and suddenly AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! There's crap flying around the house - AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! WE LOVE IT HERE!
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---->'''Walter''': Well, at least with Florida and hurricanes, you got a little notice. Turn on the news, "You have three days to get the hell out!" Well, in L.A., we got earthquakes. We don't know ''jack''. One morning morning, you could be sittin' on the toilet and suddenly AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! There's crap flying around the house - AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! WE LOVE IT HERE!
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--->'''Walter''': (''about Green Bay in February'') It was negative-20 with a negative-30 wind chill. I get on stage every night and I'd say, "You people are ''idiots''. Did you know the borders are open? Pack up your suburban and get the hell out!"\\
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--->'''Walter''': Well, at least with Florida and hurricanes, you got a little notice. Turn on the news, "You have three days to get the hell out!" Well, in L.A., we got earthquakes. We don't know ''jack''. One morning you could be sittin' on the toilet and suddenly AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! There's crap flying around the house - AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! WE LOVE IT HERE!
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--->'''Melvin:''' ''(realizing what happened)'' It's the terrorists, I tell you!
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--->'''Melvin:''' ''(realizing what happened)'' It's the terrorists, I tell you!you! I look like ComicBook/LexLuthor!
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** Made all the funnier when you realize that Pokey is actually a pony, not a donkey.
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** Made all the funnier when you realize that [[DontExplainTheJoke Pokey is actually a pony, not a donkey.donkey]].
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''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-Ham!''\\
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''To minding the monsters with Jeff Dun-Ham!''\\[[RunningGag Dun]]-[[PretentiousPronunciation Ham!]]''\\
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Personal experience, which may be removed if it doesn't comply with posting rules.
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** A similar (unrecorded) event occured during a live show at the New York State Fair in Syracuse, where the show was interrupted by multiple trains running on the CSX/Amtrak line behind the grandstand. Many jokes were made about it throughout the performance as a result.
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--->'''Letter:''' "Dear Walter, time and time again, I have filled out this sheet six times. You never answer my question. What gives?"\\
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-->'''Letter:''' "Dear Walter, why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?"\\
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'''Achmed:''' ''(gasps)'' That's my boy!
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'''Achmed:''' ''(gasps)'' [[SoProudOfYou That's my boy!
boy]]!
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** Achmed leading the audience in an impromptu performance of [[Music/Harry Nilsson "Without You"]], complete with the audience waving their phone lights in the air like it's a rock concert.
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** Achmed leading the audience in an impromptu performance of [[Music/Harry Nilsson [[Music/HarryNilsson "Without You"]], complete with the audience waving their phone lights in the air like it's a rock concert.
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* During his ''Seriously?!'' show in London, Ontario, Jeff opens the night by lampshading the near-constant delays the show had to deal with.[[note]]The original date was in March of 2020, but due to the Covid-19 pandemic, the London show got delayed ''6 times'' before finally taking place in November 2022.[[/note]]
** Achmed leading the audience in an impromptu performance of [[Music/Harry Nilsson "Without You"]], complete with the audience waving their phone lights in the air like it's a rock concert.
** Achmed leading the audience in an impromptu performance of [[Music/Harry Nilsson "Without You"]], complete with the audience waving their phone lights in the air like it's a rock concert.
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* In Malaysia, Jeff was told that he couldn't use Achmed the Dead Terrorist during the show for cultural reasons. He relates this message to the audience, saying he would like to keep his word to the Cultural Ministry, but he also wants to give them their money's worth; enter Achmed's brother ''Jacques Merde, the French Terrorist'' (Achmed with a beret and moustache speaking GratuitousFrench). Oh, and "Jacques Merde"? French for "Jack Shit."
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* In Malaysia, Jeff was told that he couldn't use Achmed the Dead Terrorist during the show for cultural reasons. He relates this message to the audience, saying he would like to keep his word to the Cultural Ministry, but he also wants to give them their money's worth; enter Achmed's brother "[[PaperThinDisguise brother]]" ''Jacques Merde, the French Terrorist'' (Achmed with a beret and moustache speaking GratuitousFrench). Oh, and "Jacques Merde"? French for "Jack Shit."
