History Funny / HonestTrailers2021Episodes

* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' (aka ''[[Film/SchoolOfRock School of Wok]]'')

-->'''Narrator:''' Blaaaaaaaaaades...

** Starring: [[RecycledInSpace Space]] Music/{{Macklemore}} (Star Lord), Humorless WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} (Drax), [[PokemonSpeak I Am Repetitive]] (Groot), Wicked (Gamora), and VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay (Rocket)

** "[[TheStinger You know this never would have happened if]] [[ForWantOfANail Tony Stark had just let Hulk use the elevator.]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero He really is responsible for every bad thing in this universe.]]"

** Starring... Missionary Position ([[{{BFS}} Great Sword]]); It's Folded, Tempered, And It Does Its Job ([[KatanasAreJustBetter Long Sword]]); A Franchise/{{Beyblade}} Wearing Human Skin ([[FragileSpeedster Dual Blades]]); Punches Drywall (Hammer); Guys Who Bring Guitars to Parties ([[CarryABigStick Hunting Horn]]); [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Link Mains]] (Sword and Shield); Lance (ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin); American Lance ([[ArbitraryGunPower Gunlance]]); Bicurious (Switch Axe); Full Blown Orgy (Charge Blade); Weird Kid That Collects Bugs and Owns Every Franchise/{{Bakugan}} (Insect Glaive); Takes Airsoft Too Seriously (Light Bowgun); Instacart ([[{{BFG}} Heavy Bowgun]]); and You Should Totally Take This Archery Class, They Have Such a Great Groupon Deal ([[TheArcher Bow]])

** Starring: [[ReplacementGoldfish The Dragon of Not Dojima]] (Ichiban Kasuga), Bum Fights (Yu Nanba), [[Film/LethalWeapon Actually Too Old for This Shit]] (Koichi Adachi), 2 Drink Minimum (Saeko Mukoda), [[Music/{{BTS}} BTS-San]] (Joon-gi Han), Majima 2.0 (Tianyou Zhao), [[OptionalPartyMember Mrs. Also Appearing In This Game]] (Eri Kamataki), and 4000 Other Colorful Yakuza Degenerates.

** Starring: [[ReplacementGoldfish The Dragon of Not Dojima]] (Ichiban Kasuga), Bum Fights (Nanba), [[Film/LethalWeapon Actually Too Old for This Shit]] (Adachi), 2 Drink Minimum (Saeko), [[Music/{{BTS}} BTS-San]] (Joon-Gi Han), Majima 2.0 (Zhao), [[OptionalPartyMember Mrs. Also Appearing In This Game]] (Eri), and 4000 Other Colorful Yakuza Degenerates.

"''John Wick 2'' and ''John Wick 3: Parabellum.'' Huh. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers One of these titles is not like the others]]."

** The Narrator refers to the orchestrators of the games and the [=VIPs=] as engaging in "pop culture's go-to indictment of capitalism": [[HuntingTheMostDangerousGame killing the poor for sport]] (showing the title cards for ''Film/TheRunningMan'', ''Film/SurviveTheGame'' and ''Film/HardTarget''), or [[DivideAndConquer making them turn on each other]] for a big prize (''Literature/TheHungerGames'', ''Literature/BattleRoyale'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and]] ''Film/RatRace''):

** "Journey to Ta Lo--presumably the inspiration for ancient Chinese legends, ancient Middle-earth legends, and legendary Pokémon--for a film that blends the action comedy of a Jackie Chan flick with the high-flying combat of wuxia and the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers CGI toilet slurry]] [[TakeThat of a Marvel third act]], because while an emotional, expertly-choreographed martial arts showdown between father and son is cool, [[SarcasmMode isn't it way cooler when a bunch of weightless polygons smash into each other?]] No? [[Film/AvengersEndgame Then]] [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar why]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron does]] [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 it]] [[Film/SpiderManFarFromHome keep]] [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 happening?!]]"

** Starring... Under Pario (Mario), Over Pario (Wario), [[ButtMonkey Not Invited to the Tournament]] (Luigi), Big Club Playa (Waluigi), The Putting Princess (Peach), [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Driving Mrs. Daisy]] (Daisy), [[Film/AirBud Air Bud: Full Swing]] (Yoshi) [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives Bowser Fieri]] (Bowser), Green Queen Pauline (Pauline), Triple Boo-gey (Boo), and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers A Football Player]]

** Starring... Missionary Position ([[{{BFS}} Great Sword]]); It's Folded, Tempered, And It Does Its Job ([[KatanasAreJustBetter Long Sword]]); A Franchise/{{Beyblade}} Wearing Human Skin ([[FragileSpeedster Dual Blades]]); Punches Drywall ([[DropTheHammer Hammer]]); Guys Who Bring Guitars to Parties ([[CarryABigStick Hunting Horn]]); [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Link Mains]] (Sword and Shield); Lance (ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin); American Lance ([[ArbitraryGunPower Gunlance]]); Bicurious (Switch Axe); Full Blown Orgy (Charge Blade); Weird Kid That Collects Bugs and Owns Every Franchise/{{Bakugan}} (Insect Glaive); Takes Airsoft Too Seriously (Light Bowgun); Instacart ([[{{BFG}} Heavy Bowgun]]); and You Should Totally Take This Archery Class, They Have Such a Great Groupon Deal ([[TheArcher Bow]])

** Starring... [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice Holey Joely]] (Ethan Winters), [[MotherlySidePlait Anime Mom Hair]] (Mia Winters), [[HeroicBuild HGH]] Chris Redfield, [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Augustus]] [[IntrepidMerchant Gloop]] (The Duke), [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Bugsy]] [[AxCrazy Nightmare Girls]] (The Dimitrescu Daughters), Dommy Lust (Lady Alcina Dimitrescu), Film/ChildsPlay (Angie), [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Blinkie]] (Lord Salvatore Moreau in his fish form), Creator/KeanuReeves as ComicBook/{{Magneto}} (Lord Karl Heisenberg), and [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 Dahlia Gillespie]] (Mother Miranda)

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** Starring... [[Manga/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]] [[WesternAnimation/FelixTheCat Felix]] (Zeraora), [[RuleThirtyFour Rule34]][[MsFanservice devoir]] (Gardevoir), Dragonlame (Charizard), [[{{Sleepyhead}} Catatonic]] [[Anime/MyNeighborTotoro Totoro]] (Snorlax), [[GiantEnemyCrab Brownie Crab]] (Crustle), [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Narutoad]] (Greninja), Music/TinaTurner's Sentient Wig (Eldegoss), Play Firebird (Talonflame), [[RapidFireFisticuffs Flurry]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Convention]] (Lucario), [[TheStoner Do You Smoke Weedmon]] (Venusaur), John Wayne Gacy (Mr. Mime), The Original E-Girl (Slowbro), Creator/JoeRogan (Machamp), Emo [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Simba]] (Absol), A Nude [[Film/{{Gremlins}} Gremlin]] (Wigglytuff), [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Dog Mei]] (Alolan Ninetails), Cramitupyours (Cramorant), G Fuel Jigglypuff (Gengar), Delta Airlines (Garchomp), Creator/AmandaBynes (Cinderace), and [[{{Mascot}} The Money Maker]] (Pikachu)

** Starring... VideoGame/AlteredBeast (The Outrider), [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry Cranky Kong]] (Jakub Dąbrowski), Apocalyptic Daddy Issues (Channa Takeuchi), [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Boss]] (Shira Gutman), [[Film/GIJane G.I. Janus]] (Bailey), [[VideoGame/HalfLife2 Eli Vance]] (Dr. Abraham Zahedi), [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Budget Wesker]] (Seth), and [[Franchise/MassEffect Mordin Solus]] (August, along with a clip of Mordin singing "I'm the very model of a scientist salarian.")

** Starring... Low Key, On God (Loki Odinson), [[Theatre/GuysAndDolls Lok Be A Lady Tonight]] (Sylvie Laufeysdottir), [[Film/WeddingCrashers The Setting Crashers]] ([[Creator/OwenWilson Mobius M. Mobius]]), B.F. Kangs (Judge Ravonna Renslayer), Film/TheOldGuard (Hunter B-15), He Who Rehashes (He Who Remains), Gators Will Say It's Fake (Gator Loki), [[AudibleSharpness Dramatic Weapon Unsheathing]] (Every time one of the Variants pulls out their daggers), [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Betrayals]] (Everyone backstabbing everyone), and [[HairFlip Hair Flips]] (Every time Loki flips his hair)

** Starring: Make Love, Not Wario (Wario), Dork Jockey (18-Volt), [[ThisLoserIsYou The Nerd Watching This (You)]] (9-Volt), [[AlmightyMom Magical Murder Mom]] (5-Volt), Magazine/ShonenJump (Young Cricket), Gravity Grandpa (Master Mantis), Scooty Patootie (Mona), Doge 'n Cat (Dribble & Spitz), [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Slowbotnik]] (Dr. Crygor), Your Friends at Karaoke (Mike), [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurf]] [[Film/SurfNinjas Ninjas]] (Kat & Ana), [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Disco Stu]] (Jimmy T.), Franchise/TheWitcher (Ashley), VideoGame/SpaceChannel5 (Orbulon), [[VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins Red Arremer]] (Red), VideoGame/VibRibbon (Lulu), Penny, but from WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget (Penny), [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny Dude]] (Pyoro), and ADHD.

** Starring... [[TheEeyore Depress]] [[VideoGame/EarthBound Ness]] (Sunny), [[BigBrotherMentor Nii-San]] Sentra (Hero), [[BreakupBreakout What Happened After]] [[Creator/KenanThompson Kenan]] Got [[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]] (Kel), Literal ManicPixieDreamGirl (Aubrey), [[DeadAllAlong Sister Saori]] (Mari), [[{{Expy}} Mr. Sprouturn]] (Sprout Moles), [[Anime/CowboyBebop See You Space Boyfriend]] (Captain Spaceboy), [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Magic-nt]] (Sweetheart), [[DoYouWantToCopulate Yaranaika]] Man (Pluto), and [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Flowey]] (Basil)

** Starring: The Five-Timers Club (James Bond); [[Film/HotShotsPartDeux Hot Shots: Part]] [[Creator/LeaSeydoux Seydoux]] (Madeleine Swann); That Guy Is Poison, Never Trust a Prune Face and a Smile (Lyutsifer Safin); [=#GirlBond=] (Nomi); The Pringles, They Are, How You Say, Delicious (Dr. Valdo Obruchev); A Literal Bond Girl (Mathilde); Q? The Q? Dude, People are Looking for You, Man... (Q); [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Agent Pam]] (Eve Moneypenny); [[Series/{{Westworld}} Cease All Motor Functions]] (Felix Leiter [[spoiler:[[BlackComedy collapsing after being shot in the stomach]]]]); [[Franchise/HannibalLecter Hannibal Spectre]] (Ernst Stavro Blofeld); [[Franchise/HarryPotter He Who Should Not Be Named]] (M), [[Series/LawAndOrderSVU Law & Order]]: [[CarFu SUV]] (Logan Ash); Beginner's Pluck (Paloma); and Why Would We Want to Look at Your Eye? Is There Something Wrong with [[ElectronicEyes That... Weird... Eye?]] (Primo)

** Starring: Cleveland Steamer ([=LeBron=] James), [[Film/PulpFiction Say Doc Again, I Dare You]] (every moment Bugs Bunny says "Doc"), [[AscendedMeme Big Chungus, that's Big Chungus!]] (Bugs briefly turning into Big Chungus), Personal Fowl (Daffy Duck), [[MsFanservice Nice try movie, but I'm also horny for solid basketball fundamentals]] (Lola Bunny), [[Music/{{Eminem}} Ham]][[Film/EightMile inem]] (Porky Pig rapping), [=LeDubbed=] James (Young [=LeBron=] clearly dubbed over), This character wasn't even in the script, [[Creator/DonCheadle Don]] just showed up on [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Molly]] and started talking like this (Al-G Rhythm), [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Rapists]] ([[Film/AClockworkOrange The Droogs]]), [[WouldHurtAChild Child]] [[MonsterClown Murderers]] ([[Film/It2017 Pennywise]]) and a woman who tortures and imprisons her disabled sister ([[Film/WhateverHappenedToBabyJane Baby Jane Hudson]])

** Epic Voice Guy describes Akaza as a middle-management demon "with a burning desire to f*** Rengoku...I mean, seduce Rengoku...I mean, fight Rengoku!" After showing a montage of Akaza admiring Rengoku's fighting skills (including one where he exclaims, "We'll be able to ''(bleep)'' each other for the rest of eternity!"), it ends with a shot of them with their faces very close to each other, and him chanting, "Kiss, kiss, kiss!"

** Epic Voice Guy describes Akaza as a middle-management demon "with a burning desire to f*** Rengoku...I mean, seduce Rengoku...I mean, fight Rengoku!" After showing a montage of Akaza admiring Rengoku's fighting skills, it ends with a shot of them with their faces very close to each other, and him chanting, "Kiss, kiss, kiss!"

** "Return to the UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}} [[CaliforniaDoubling area of the San Fernando Valley]], and follow a washed-up guy who's out to prove that there's more to him than one thing he did in the 80's: William Zabka-- Uh, I mean, Johnny Lawrence. It turns out he got crane-kicked so hard, his entire life collapsed, ultimately turning him into a boozehound with a two-word vocabulary...(montage of Johnny using the words "badass" and "p*ssy") ...who's [[DiscoDan so stuck in the past]], you'll start to wonder if that kick actually put him into a waking coma."

* Referring to Warner Bros. as AT&T.

** Starring... [[AllLovingHero Aggressively Optimistic Shonen Protagonist]] (Yuito Sumeragi), [[ReiAyanamiExpy Expressionless Sociopath Tsundere]] (Kasane Randall), Glasses {{Tsundere}} (Shiden Ritter), ChildhoodFriend LoveInterest That Will [[DidNotGetTheGirl Never Get Her Way]] (Hanabi Ichijo), [[BoobsOfSteel Big]] [[TeamMom Mommy]] Energy (Kyoka Eden), [[FieryRedhead Angry]] [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] Loli (Arashi Spring), Superpowered [[PintSizedPowerhouse Shota]] (Luka Travers), Big Bara (Gemma Garrison), [[ShrinkingViolet Painfully Awkward Shy Girl]] with Bangs (Tsugumi Nazar), Playboy That Tries to [[SadClown Hide His]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast Dark Past]] by [[CasanovaWannabe Creepily Hitting On Everyone]] (Kagero Donne) [[{{Telepathy}} Psychic]] [[HalfIdenticalTwins Twins]] with the [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Same Job]] (Wataru & Haruka Frazer), [[AxCrazy Psycho Chick]] That You Can't Help but Love (Kodama Melone) [[CoolMask Super Cool Mask Guy]] That You [[HeroicSacrifice Never See Again]] (Seto Narukami), Cool Character [[DemotedToExtra Relegated to the Background]] (Fubuki Spring), and the [[TheAce OP Character]] with the [[MemeticMutation Power of God and Anime on His Side]] (Karen Travers).

** The narrator notes that it's [[FanonDiscontinuity the very first time]] that Marvel has brought a martial arts master from the comics to the screen, then repeatedly emphasizes the point while [[TakeThat showing clips of]] ''Series/IronFist2017.''

** "In addition to his ten magic bracelets, [Wenwu] commands the Ten Rings, a secret group like [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier HYDRA]], or [[Film/TheAvengers2012 SHIELD]], or [[Series/WandaVision SWORD]], or [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 the]] [[Series/SecretInvasion2023 Skrulls]], or [[Series/Daredevil2015 the]] [[Series/IronFist2017 Hand]], or [[Film/{{Eternals}} the Eternals]]. But what sets them apart from the other Marvel Illuminatis--and presumably ''Marvel's Illuminati''--is that the Ten Rings provide exciting new opportunities in the world of evil franchising."

** "Journey to Ta Lo--presumably the inspiration for ancient Chinese legends, ancient Middle-earth legends, and legendary Pokémon--for a film that blends the action comedy of a Jackie Chan flick with the high-flying combat of wuxia and the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers CGI toilet slurry]] [[TakeThat of a Marvel third act]], because while an emotional, expertly-choreographed martial arts showdown between father and son is cool, [[SarcasmMode isn't it way cooler when a bunch of weightless polygons smash into each other?]] No? [[Film/AvnegersEndgame Then]] [[Film/AvengersInfinity why]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron does]] [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 it]] [[Film/SpiderManFarFromHome keep]] [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 happening?!]]"

** "After Bond spent a decade fighting Spectre, a new mastermind will take them all out in a single hot Havana night. Now, Bond will face off against this new evil threat: Safin, Rami Malek's creepiest role since [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJD8U0Y7FEU that]] airline commercial."
** "Watch as [Safin] steals a biological weapon more powerful than several of Bond's [=STDs=], and once he's done using it in a targeted mission of personal revenge, he'll go full genocidal maniac because... well, I don't know. Just look at him; [[RedRightHand he's got scars]]. If something's wrong with the face, they hate the human race! That's just Bond logic."

** Starring: [[Literature/TinkerTailorSoldierSpy Sister, Traitor, Soldier, Spy]] (Natasha Romanoff); Creator/{{Florence|Pugh}} [[Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine and the Regime]] (Yelena Belova); Super-Film/{{Borat}} (Red Guardian); [[Series/TheHandmaidsTale The Manservant's Tale]] (Rick Mason); Ohh A [[Creator/RachelWeisz Weisz]] Spy, Huh? Whoowoowoowoowoowoop! (Melina Vostokoff); Film/{{Babe}}: Pig in the Study (Alexei the pig); Oi Bruv, They Col Me Dreykov Innit? (Dreykov); [[Film/TheHurtLocker The]] [[Creator/WilliamHurt Hurt]] [[Film/TheHurtLocker Stalker]] (Thaddeus Ross); The Wint-Her Sold-Her (Antonia Dreykov / Taskmaster); [[Creator/MillaJovovich Mini Jovovich]] (Young Natasha Romanoff); [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Benes]] [[ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUS the Menace]] (Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine); and The Most Brutal Murder in Black Widow's History (Natasha putting [[TheFixer Mason]] in the friendzone with a single sentence: "You've always been a really good friend to me").

** "And watch James take on SPECTRE, the vegans of crime...in that it's only a matter of time before they let you know that they're in SPECTRE. These Illuminatis have an evil plan to disrupt the space program, steal nuclear missiles, and...well they just kinda ping-pong between those two plans. There's a real brain drain when you keep killing your coworkers. (montage of [[YouHaveFailedMe SPECTRE agents being killed]]) [[TakeThat This is why Space-X will never get to Mars]]."

** "In addition to his ten magic bracelets, [Wenwu] commands the Ten Rings, a secret group like [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier HYDRA]], or [[Film/TheAvengers2012 SHIELD]], or [[Series/WandaVision SWORD]], or [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 the Skrulls]], or [[Series/Daredevil2015 the]] [[Series/IronFist2017 Hand]], or [[Film/{{Eternals}} the Eternals]]. But what sets them apart from the other Marvel Illuminatis--and presumably ''Marvel's Illuminati''--is that the Ten Rings provide exciting new opportunities in the world of evil franchising."

** "Journey to Ta Lo--presumably the inspiration for ancient Chinese legends, ancient Middle-earth legends, and legendary Pokémon--for a film that blends the action comedy of a Jackie Chan flick with the high-flying combat of wuxia and the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers CGI toilet slurry]] [[TakeThat of a Marvel third act]], because while an emotional, expertly-choreographed martial arts showdown between father and son is cool, [[SarcasmMode isn't it way cooler when a bunch of weightless polygons smash into each other?]] No? Then why does it keep happening?!"