History Funny / HobbsAndShaw

* How does Hobbs take his coffee? He eats it dry straight out of the can. In case you haven't seen the last couple of movies, Hobbs is still very much the lovechild of ManlyMan and TestosteronePoisoning if those two had angry revenge sex.

* The side-by-side scene of Hobbs and Shaw's morning routines. Hobbs wakes up alone, Shaw has a supermodel in his bed. Shaw scrambles himself some eggs, Hobbs just drinks raw egg yolks from a glass like Rocky. Hobbs hits the gym, Shaw hits the pub (also juxtaposed is Hobbs ''lifting'' weights while Shaw pulls ''down'' a beer tap). Later that night they have to grill someone for information, ''then'' [[AsskickingLeadsToLeadership you start to see what they have in common]].

* Hobbs tattooing "I <3 COPS" on a perp's head until he gives him the information he wants. He even compliments the female tattoo artist before he leaves. "[[DoubleEntendre Nice tats]]."

* How does Hobbs consume instant coffee? Why, by popping the lid off the container in his kitchen, taking in a good long whiff of that premium morning brew, ''then eating it with a spoon like cereal.'' In case you haven't seen the last couple of movies, Hobbs is still very much the lovechild of ManlyMan and TestosteronePoisoning if those two had angry revenge sex.

* Hobbs tattooing "I <3 COPS" on a perp's head until he gives him the information he wants. He even compliments the female tattoo artist before he leaves. "[[CleavageWindow Nice tats]]."

* How does Hobbs consume instant coffee? Why, by popping the lid off the container in his kitchen, taking in a good long whiff of that premium morning brew, ''then eating it with a spoon like cereal.'' In case you haven't seen the last couple of movies, Hobbs is still very much the lovechild of RatedMForManly and TestosteronePoisoning if those two had angry revenge sex.

* The perp Hoobs is after trues to intimidate Hobbs. All he does is kick him in the balls then uppercut him into a tattoo chair.

* The side-by-side scene of Hobbs and Shaw's morning routines. Hobbs wakes up alone, Shaw has a supermodel in his bed. Shaw scrambles himself some eggs, Hobbs just drinks raw egg yolks from a glass like Rocky. Hobbs hits the gym, Shaw hits the pub (also juxtaposed is Hobbs ''lifting'' weights while Shaw pulls ''down'' a beer tap). Later that night they have to grill someone for information, ''then'' [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority you start to see what they have in common]].

--> '''Hattie:''' Who are you?
--> '''Brixton:''' Bad guy.

--->'''Hobbs and Shaw '''(simultaneously): '''No''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]''' '''way!'''

** Then comes possibly the funniest BorrowedBiometricBypass scene ever put to film with Hobbs sticking the face of the giant mook against the next door's facial recognition system and having access granted, while Shaw sees access being denied to him repeatedly despite pulling and sticking his mook's head on his next door's facial recognition system ''three times'' in a row. When that ''still'' doesn't work, he has to go through the pile of mooks he just knocked out and try them one by one until he finds the one who has access to the scanner.

** Then comes possibly the funniest BorrowedBiometricBypass scene ever put to film with Hobbs sticking the face of the giant mook against the next door's facial recognition system and having access granted, while Shaw sees access being denied to him repeatedly despite pulling and sticking his mook's head on his next door's facial recognition system ''three times'' in a row.

* Upon arriving at the Hobbs family home, Hattie and Deckard have a SideBet as to whether Hobbs's brother will greet him [[MyFistForgivesYou with a punch to the face]]. Deckard wins.

-->'''Shaw''': See? Not just me.
** Made even funnier when Jonah (Hobbs's brother) opens the door and sees him.

-->'''Hobbs''': Yep.

* The final [[TheStinger Stinger]] casually blows two huge twists from late in ''Series/GameOfThrones'', just a few months after it ended. [[Film/{{Deadpool 2}} Seems]] Creator/RyanReynolds just can't stop doing that.

-->'''Hobbs''': No way, she's too good looking to be your sister.

-->'''Beat'''

* After arriving back at his family home in Samoa, Hobbs declares they're going to need cars and guns to fight Brixton and his mercs. He opens a sliding door...only to find the expected armoury is now full of traditional tribal weapons (spears, clubs, etc).

-->'''Hattie''': Ew!

** Then comes possibly the funniest BorrowedBiometricBypass scene ever put to film with Hobbs sticking the face of the giant mook against the next door's facial recognition system and having access granted, while Shaw sees access being denied to him repeatedly despite pulling and sticking his mook's head on his next door's facial recognition system ''three times''.

* The face-scan scene shown in the trailer is expanded - Shaw has to scan EVERYONE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT while Hobbs gets bored and cranks out a few pushups.