History Funny / HitlerRants

-->''POOR OLD MAN!''

** [[YesMan Goebbels tries to tell Hitler he loves his cooking]] while throwing up. So do the others. Then as Hitler yells at all of them for hating his food, [[spoiler:''HE'' throws up!]]

** Fegelein grabbing a hold of the magic pencil and [[spoiler:turning Hitler into a toilet, which Günsche and Göring are about to use.]]

** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Göring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when [[spoiler:Günsche joins in]].

*** Fegelein, with the help of a bunch of kids, [[spoiler: drills a hole in the corridor to Hitler's room. Hitler falls through it.]]
*** At one point, Günsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead, while Gunsche silently watches.]]]]

*** Hitler plans to use [[spoiler:a head-shrinking trap on Fegelein]], but that ended up backfiring on him.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl1NytMcCbo Vival La Fegel 5.]] Fegelein uses [[spoiler:[[Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Foxy]]]] to get to Hitler.

* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Günsche shows him a newspaper with the title [[spoiler: Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=]]].

* Fegelein finally arrives to Hitler's office in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRqWoRMehpo Hitler meets Fegelein (FINALLY!)]]", after Hitler has called for him so many times. [[spoiler:Hitler has forgotten what he wanted to talk to Fegelein about.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVNBt8l9E8c Hitler and the bunker staff try to reenact the trailer to]] Film/TheDarkKnightRises, [[spoiler:only to be ruined by Jodl's flubbing of his Bane role and Fegelein entering in a 60's Robin outfit.]]

** And in the finale of Part 3, Hitler and his crew steal Team Rocket's balloon and intend to fly it across the Swiss Alps to safety - only for the TerribleTrio in question to see it, and start chasing after it. And how does Jesse bring it down? ''With a freaking '''[[StuffBlowingUp rocket launcher]]!!!!''''' [[spoiler: AND it results in a TotalPartyKill for Hitler's cabinet, making Team Rocket heroes overnight]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65Vj41N00A Hipster Hitler]]. When Hitler decides to attend a figure drawing class, the nude model turns up to be [[spoiler: [[FanDisservice Hermann Göring]]]].

** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. Or, Hitler [[HellHasNewManagement took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around!

*** The second half of the video parodies ''[[Franchise/ShinMegamiTenseiPersona Persona]]'', tarot cards and all.

* All the crossovers with ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''. Such as "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMZvX6WHq1E Hitler's Icy Plan: A Frozen Special]]", which involves Hitler seeking to acquire Elsa's cryokinetic abilities so he can use them against Fegelein. An advisor suggests a simpler solution would be liquid nitrogen.

*** This is actually a case of Team Rocket proving to be self-aware, since the fact they always lost "because the good guys always won" gets ''INVERTED'', [[EvilVsEvil since they're fighting]], well, ThoseWackyNazis.

** [[https://youtu.be/KVHnraUGzR8?t=3m46s In the next morning]], [[TheDogBitesBack Hitler finally gets his revenge]] on his friends for ruining his birthday by locking them inside the dining room with Goring causing a nasty surprise after consuming baked-beans with '''[[LaxativePrank LAXATIVES]]'''! The result: Anyone tried to run away only to be ''[[{{Pun}} gas]][[ToiletHumor ed]]'' by Göring!

--> '''Whermact Officer:''' "INCOMING OMELETTE!!" *KABOOM!*

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF3nqpIwBb4&feature=relmfu Viva La Fegel 3.]] The anvil.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4gosgp-cc&feature=relmfu Fegelein buys Hitler a FegelStation.]]

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWvKqnwkmFo&feature=relmfu Hitler Visits Ponyville Part II]], Fegelein's short-term solution for protecting the Bunker's inhabitants from [[{{Fanfic/Cupcakes}} Pinkamena]].

* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o&feature=context-vrec Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Günsche shows him a newspaper with the title [[spoiler: Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=]]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15lWBin06f8&feature=channel&list=UL Hitler plans to breathe.]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ETx2xMyso Hitler VS]] [[Series/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket]]'', if only for Hitler being ''utterly terrified'' at the revelation that such a GoldfishPoopGang is coming after him.

** Hitler giving Goebbels "a makeover" and turning Monhke into Creator/NicholasCage.

** Hitler giving Goebbels "a makeover" and turning Monhke into Nicholas Cage.

** Fortunately for Hitler, the ending is quite [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] as Fegelein [[PetTheDog gives him a copy of]] VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4 that Wenck delivered as a birthday present.

* Hitler [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_FSZv2KMg plans to get Goring into shape]]. Possibly the funniest is the first attempt with Goring being tricked into running, culminating in a [[EpicFail disastrous]] SS military operation to ''help Goring stand up with a crane''.

** [[https://youtu.be/KVHnraUGzR8?t=3m46s In the next morning]], [[TheDogBitesBack Hitler finally gets his revenge]] on his friends for ruining his birthday by locking them inside the dining room with Goring causing a nasty surprise after consuming baked-beans with '''[[LaxativePrank LAXATIVES]]'''! The result: Anyone tried to run away only to be ''[[{{Pun}} gas]][[ToiletHumor ed]]'' by Goring!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFCuNOZswg Hitler discovers Bowsette.]] It borrows some footage from "Traudl catches Hitler masturbating to a picture of Goring's wife" (and even Traudl's reaction -- the creator, Mein Unterkampf, even asked permission from the original video's creator), but the reaction of everyone in the bunker once they see video evidence of Hitler slapping his sausage to Bowsette RuleThirtyFour is golden.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6IZtOAo8AE Traudl catches Hitler masturbating to a picture of Goering's Wife (NSFW!!!)]]

** There's also his ''massively'' long BigNo scream that he did when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hXA5NS7Qw&t=0s Germany gets eliminated]] in last place in their group during the group stage.

--> '''Günsche''': It looks like you're just throwing random shit together.

* The entirety of the 2018 World Cup so far is shaping like this, with Hitler being on the receiving end of a constant HumiliationConga as the teams that he supported gets eliminated one-by-one. It starts off when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yePGLTQgNIw he founds out Germany lost to Mexico in their opening match]], and it only gets worse from there.

-->'''Hitler (Satisfied):''' [[EarnYourHappyEnding A great birthday, after all!]]

** Günsche's face is even edited to make him cock an eyebrow during this line!

-->'''Hitler:''' "Oh, look, this caveman drew a picture of a rock! An alien must've helped him! YA YA YA YA YA!".

--> '''Hitler:''' [[CthulhuMythos We have a special guest visiting the bunker tonight!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyP0QN8nYI8 Hitler Watches Ancient Aliens]]. Hitler decides to watch Creator/TheHistoryChannel. However, ''[[Series/AncientAliens]]''seems isn't what he can endure...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65Vj41N00A&index=618&list=LL4lrc4g11Xt93NzjeYM0gyw Hipster Hitler]]. When Hitler decides to attend a figure drawing class, the nude model turns up to be [[spoiler: [[FanDisservice Hermann Göring]]]].

-->'''Hitler:''' (reading a message at the dinner table) Himmler...[[DrivenToSuicide has committed suicide]] [[FateWorseThanDeath rather than continue as my taste tester]].

-->'''Hitler:''' Never in my life have I sounded as bloody stupid as I sound right now.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT1C6J5fnk Hitler rants about his Vocoder voice]], which also affects ''everyone'' in the Bunker. Well, everyone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpYI3LaKjU except Fegelein]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT1C6J5fnk Hitler rants about his Vocoder voice]], which also affects ''everyone'' in the Bunker. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpYI3LaKjU Except Fegelein]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT1C6J5fnk Hitler rants about his Vocoder voice]], which also affects ''everyone'' in the Bunker.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQk7XQcFKts Hitler can't remove his glasses]], nor can he rant without taking them off first.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4bcs002Yg Hitler hiring Traudl]] is both sweet and funny for its sheer contrast to the usual scenes, particularly Hitler as a very calm, grandfatherly, AffablyEvil figure. Arguably the funniest part is the implication that Hitler become a ranting BadBoss ''thanks to meeting Fegelein''.