History Funny / HeyArnold

* When leaving the dinner table, Inge forces Helga to curtsey for her father. She does that, then waves her arms in a forward motion saying, "''All hail'' the Beeper King!"

--->'''Guard:''' ''(dipping his hand in and out of the shark tank)'' Let's go big shark. Come on, Jaws. Bite me. ''([[LaserGuidedKarma he falls into the tank and is cornered by shark]])'' WHAAA!

* The "fight" between Arnold and Curly itself is a barrel of laughs, especially it's ending

** Arnold Angel: "Eh, it's okay."

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--->'''Helga:''' What? Betty, I mean Lila, doesn't end up with Euguene? She ends up with Lawrence, I mean Arnold!?

* At one point, Arnold helps out Helga who pretends blindness, and when he has walked her home, she says this:

** And the fact that Rex Smythe-Higgins I actually said the word "bloody," [[ForeignCussWord a cuss word in Britain.]] It's like the casting team of this show really wanted [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]] to use a swear word, and now that we've heard it, we don't blame them!

* Arnold opens the boarding house's front door. The animals run out and knock over the TabletopGame/{{Checkers}} game Grandpa Phil and Oskar Kokoshka were playing.

-->'''Mr. Green:''' ''(madly)'' That doesn't give you the right to steal from people. ''You understand that?!''
-->'''Harold:''' ''(bawling)'' NOOOOO! ''(runs away)'' MOMMY!
-->'''Mr. Green:''' ''(to Arnold and Sid)'' I'm going to have to call his mommy.

--->'''Harold:''' Ehh, where do you want these?
--->'''Mr. Green:''' ''(furious)'' NO, NO, ''DON'T'' let 'em drag on the floor like that! ''PICK 'EM UP!''
--->''(Harold slips on them, yelping)''
--->'''Harold:''' ''(bawling)'' Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Help me! Ah, Ah! Mommy!
--->''(Mr. Green {{facepalm}}s)''

--->'''Sid:''' Well, come on. How bad could it be? I mean, it wasn't like he was wearing ''bunny'' pajamas or something?

-->'''Harold:''' ...Due to outside circumcisions.
-->'''Arnold:''' -stances!
-->'''Harold:''' Right, outside circumstances!

--->'''Arnold:''' I'm supposed to visit my cousin Arnie.
--->'''Lila:''' Arnie? You mean, your oh so interesting and likable CountryCousin [[UncannyFamilyResemblance that looks almost exactly like you]] only much more attractive?
--->''(Helga and Arnold stare at her.)''
--->'''Helga:''' That's one twisted version of the story.

--->'''Herald:''' Eleven cents?! Boy howdy that's completely outrageous! It's unacceptable!
--->'''Kid:''' Quit overreacting Gerald and cool out.

-->'''Harold:''' I don't like this, Patty. It's sc-scaring me.
-->'''Patty:''' Just look straight ahead and you'll be fine. And remember: balance.
-->''(Harold struggles to maintain balance on the log, lands on his butt, and falls into the river)''

-->'''Harold:''' ''(yelling)'' SO WHAT IF I LOST TO A GIRL?! Patty's the best arm wrestler-
-->''(he grabs Sid and Stinky by their shirts)''
-->'''Harold:''' -in the whole city and ''she's my friend!'' I'm proud to lose to her, and if anyone has a problem with that, ''I'll pound 'em!''
-->''(Harold smacks Sid's and Stinky's heads together and they fall to the floor)''
-->'''Sid and Stinky:''' Ow...

-->'''Mr. Egg Cream:''' Your egg cream, Mr. Redman.
-->'''Grandpa Phil:''' I don’t want an egg cream. How about a sack of money?

* Baby Sid crying after Baby Stinky doesn't react to getting hit on the head with a toy shovel.

* The ending. Arnold spends the entire day agonizing over telling Timberly that he doesn't like her the way she likes him, as her constant insistence of him being her "boyfriend" and her following him everywhere is embarrassing him. However, he doesn't want to hurt her feelings or make her upset. When he finally ''does'' come clean she responds by... going off into a tangent about waffles, heading inside for a snack and cheerfully telling Arnold that he doesn't have to be her boyfriend if he doesn't want to be. [[RealityEnsues She's a first-grader. None of this was THAT big a deal to her to begin with.]]

* Arnold's attempt to fix Eugene's bike [[RealityEnsues doesn't go as planned]].

* Harold getting hit in the nose by his own dodge ball after it bounces off a wall, followed by Helga calling him "[[WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer Rudolph]]".

'''Grandma:''' Oh Arnold...it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without fireworks! (''[[CrazyAwesome proceeds to set off a ton of fireworks]]'')

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* Arnold gets out of being clobbered by Harold by claiming that he is crazy, which he proves by dancing and lip-syncing to a rock song playing on a boom box he carries with him.