History Funny / HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (When Sapphiron casts Pure Cold for the first time) Sapphiron, execute plan: FREEZE THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS.

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (After [[WhyWontYouDie Gothik]] is defeated) "''Why doesn't Gothik come back as Spectral Gothik? [[FridgeLogic C'mon]]!!''"

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (After [[WhyWontYouDie Gothik]] is defeated) "''Why doesn't Gothik come back as Spectral Gothik? [[FridgeLogic C'mon]]!!''"

** Even better when it's Murloc Deck Vs Murloc Deck. Since Murlocs buff ALL other Murlocs, not just yours, these games get silly pretty fast. Two Murloc Warleaders on each players side of the board gives any incoming Murloc +8+4. Throw in 2 Grimscale Oracles on each side, and you have any Murloc getting +12/+4.
** The Best part? Think about who you are fighting against. Basicaly, you are defeating Two Warchiefs, The Warlock, the Archmage of Dalaran, the first Archdruid, one of the first Paladins, a badass Rogue and a Champion of the Horde, enemies that often need an entire Raid of plauers to defeat, and this deck manage it by using murlocs...MURLOCS.
* Milhouse Manastorm's death cry takes nearly 10 seconds from start to finish, the scream slowly growing weaker and weaker. Then he gags a little, and then one more time for good measure.

'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (After Razuvious is defeated) "''Who will train my Death Knights now?! I can't do it myself! I'm '''SUPER''' busy!''"

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' Maexxna is '''A GIANT SPIDER!''' (in the hammiest voice possible) [[EvilLaugh MUAHAHAHA!]]
-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically[[note]]She's a ZergRush kind of boss[[/note]] but not so much thematically) Sea Giant? Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!
-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' Faerlina is training acolytes to worship me. Her job is ''VERY IMPORTANT''. Do not disturb her!
-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after player defeats Loatheb) You keep KILLING MY MINIONS! Stop it! Stop it right this minute!

** Even better when it's Murloc Deck Vs Murloc Deck. Since Murlocs buff ALL other Murlocs, not just yours, these games get silly pretty fast. Two Murloc Warleaders on each players side of the board gives any incoming Murloc +8+4. Throw in 2 Grimscale Oracles on each side, and you have any Murloc getting +12/+4.

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' Faerlina is training acolytes to worship me. Her job is ''VERY IMPORTANT''. Do not disturb her!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically[[note]]She's a ZergRush kind of boss[[/note]] but not so much thematically) spoiler: Sea Giant? Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays [[spoiler: Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically but not so much thematically]]) [[spoiler: Sea Giant]]? Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays [[spoiler: Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically but not so much thematically]]) [[spoiler: Sea Giant]]? Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' Maexxna is a giant spider! [[EvilLaugh MUAHAHAHA!]]

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays [[spoiler: Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically but not so much thematically]]) [[spoiler: Sea Giant?]] Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays [spoilers: Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically but not so much thematically]) [spoilers: Sea Giant?] Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

-->'''Kel'Thuzad:''' (after Maexxna plays [spoiler: Sea Giant, a card which makes sense tactically but not so much thematically]) [spoiler: Sea Giant?] Maexxna, that is NOT on my approved card list!

* The Coin is a card that the second player gets to even gameplay. Only one is given. Yet, with the use of 2 Lorewalker Chos (One genuine, the other duplicated), [[http://youtu.be/Dd5Z-skKyKM?t=33m45s TotalBiscuit manages to win a round]] by ''flooding his opponent's hand with The Coin''

** Even better when it's Murloc Deck Vs Murloc Deck. Since Murlocs buff ALL other Murlocs, not just yours, these games get silly pretty fast. Two Murloc Warleader's on each players side of the board gives any incoming Murloc +8+4. Throw in 2 Grimscale Oracles on each side, and you have any Murloc getting +12/+4.

* The Coin is a card that the second player gets to even gameplay. Only one is given. Yet, with the use of 2 Lorewalker Chos (One genuine the other duplicated), [[http://youtu.be/Dd5Z-skKyKM?t=33m45s TotalBiscuit manages to win a round]] by ''flooding his opponent's hand with The Coin''

* The Coin is a card that the second player gets to even gameplay. Only one is given. Yet, with the use of 2 Loremaster Chos, [[http://youtu.be/Dd5Z-skKyKM?t=33m45s TotalBiscuit manages to win a round]] by ''flooding his opponent's hand with The Coin''

** The WeaksauceWeakness of Merloc decks is board control. Something the Mage excels at with their Hero power that deals one damage for 2 mana. That's usually 1 Murloc per turn, not mentioning their other 1 damage cards and freezing cards. Rouges get Fan of Knives, and other all have something that deals 1 or 2 damage to all creature son the board.
*** Old Murk Eye (a Murloc card that gets +1 attack for each Murloc on the field) would become a 17/8 with CHARGE (can attack the turn he's summoned). That is literally more that 50% of the max health a hero can have, and he'd have 8 health, meaning he's way out of one hit kill range of anything else you can play on turn 4 or five without insane buffing (turn three with The Coin), that another weaker murloc can't sacrifice itself for. Did I mention he's only 4 mana? So by the time you've played him, you've probably got an army out there to begin with and have been whittling away at your opponent's health the whole time.

** And when he (pretty much inevitably) dies, his death quote includes "At least I have chicken!" (Most death quotes don't include anything coherent.)

* LeeroyJenkins doing what he does best when summoned: charging into the face of danger and screaming his name.

-->'''Silvermoon Guardian:''' Owie!

--> She's actually a male tauren. People don't call him "Master of Disguise" for nothing.

--> '''[[ThirdPersonPerson Jarraxus]]:''' '''''JARAXXUS IS...''''' ''sorry.''