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* A priest woman seemingly pours the Heart Shaped Herb's liquid into Kilmonger's mouth, claiming that it will grant him the strength of the Black Panther, [[spoiler:before revealing that it was actually poison that she just gave him. That's right, Kilmonger, the guy who claimed that he killed in American, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and bested T'Challa in combat... utterly loses to one woman who knew what to do to a murderer like him]].
-->'''Priest Woman:''' [-Wakanda forever.-]

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* The RealityEnsues moment courtesy of Okoye suicidally choosing to exit the Vibranium car to attack.
* Cap's team briefly returns to Wakanda to check on Bucky (and see how his "Jesus costume" is going)...only to enter right in the middle of the Wakandan civil war and get shooed out.
** T'Challa awkwardly tries to explain to Cap that the entire battle is the Wakandans "having a disagreement". He even punches W'Kabi in the face quickly after saying so.

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* The RealityEnsues moment courtesy of Okoye suicidally choosing to exit the Vibranium car to attack.
attack while they're being shot: She gets shot and falls behind.
* [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Cap's team team]] briefly returns to Wakanda to check on Bucky (and see how his "Jesus costume" is going)...only to enter right in the middle of the Wakandan civil war and get shooed out.
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out. T'Challa awkwardly tries to explain to Cap that the entire battle is the Wakandans "having a disagreement". He even punches W'Kabi in the face quickly after saying so.



''[cut to Superman and Batman sitting at a random table; Batman noticeably sports stubble]''\\

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''[cut to Superman and Batman sitting at a random table; table on a park; Batman noticeably sports stubble]''\\



*** The best part: Among the set of tired memes are "One does not simply...", "Ermagerd," the Trollface, and even Ugandan Knuckles.

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*** The best part: Among As a FreezeFrameBonus, among the set of tired memes are "One does not simply...", "Ermagerd," the Trollface, and even Ugandan Knuckles.

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** T'Challa awkwardly tries to explain to Cap that the entire battle is the Wakandans "having a disagreement". He even punches Wakabi in the face quickly after saying so.

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** T'Challa awkwardly tries to explain to Cap that the entire battle is the Wakandans "having a disagreement". He even punches Wakabi W'Kabi in the face quickly after saying so.


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*** The best part: Among the set of tired memes are "One does not simply...", "Ermagerd," the Trollface, and even Ugandan Knuckles.

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* Cap's team briefly returns to Wakanda to check on Bucky, only to find everyone in the tussles of their civil war. But, they all shout for them to "Go Away!" Playing notice to this movie being mostly stand alone.

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* Cap's team briefly returns to Wakanda to check on Bucky, Bucky (and see how his "Jesus costume" is going)...only to find everyone enter right in the tussles middle of their the Wakandan civil war. But, they all shout for them to "Go Away!" Playing notice to this movie being mostly stand alone.war and get shooed out.


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* Black Panther offers Batman vibranium. Batman says no, claiming that something tells him that he's going to need the vibranium more than them. Black Panther asks why. Cue [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian flinging cars around outside, the former giving his usual speech.]]
-->'''Batman:''' Just a feeling.
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** T'Challa awkwardly tries to explain to Cap that the entire battle is the Wakandans "having a disagreement". He even punches Wakabi in the face quickly after saying so.
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* Cap's team briefly returns to Wakanda to check on Bucky, only to find everyone in the tussles of their civil war. But, they all shout for them to "Go Away!" Playing notice to this movie being mostly stand alone.
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* The fact that the OnceAnEpisode RunningGag of the phrase "But this is how it really should have ended..." appears here as "But this is how [[{{Pun}} IT]] really should have ended..." It's almost a LampshadeHanging on the episode's title being identical to the channel's!

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* The fact that the OnceAnEpisode RunningGag of the phrase "But this is how it really should have ended..." appears here as "But this is how [[{{Pun}} IT]] really should have ended..." It's almost a LampshadeHanging on the episode's title being identical to the channel's!"
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* The RealityEnsues moment courtesy of Okoye suicidally choosing to exit the vibranium car to attack.

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* The RealityEnsues moment courtesy of Okoye suicidally choosing to exit the vibranium Vibranium car to attack.



(''cut to Superman and Batman sitting at a random table; Batman noticeably sports stubble'')\\

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** In the first, Blade shows up to challenge for the throne.

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** In the first, Blade Film/{{Blade}} shows up to challenge for the throne.



'''Batman:''' You like tired memes, huh? (''hands Shuri a stack of tired memes'') Then you're gonna love these!\\
(''cue Shuri {{Squee}}ing over said memes'')

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'''Batman:''' You like tired memes, huh? (''hands ''[hands Shuri a stack of tired memes'') memes]'' Then you're gonna love these!\\
(''cue ''[cue Shuri {{Squee}}ing over said memes'') memes]''
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[[folder: How ''Black Panther'' Should Have Ended]]
* T'Challa enters the spirit realm, only to discover [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa]].
* The RealityEnsues moment courtesy of Okoye suicidally choosing to exit the vibranium car to attack.
* This:
-->'''T'Challa:''' Get these two a cafe!\\
(''cut to Superman and Batman sitting at a random table; Batman noticeably sports stubble'')\\
'''Batman:''' Oh, thank God.
* Both [[TheStinger stingers]]:
** In the first, Blade shows up to challenge for the throne.
** In the second, Batman satiates Shuri's love of old memes:
--->'''Shuri:''' WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?!\\
'''Batman:''' You like tired memes, huh? (''hands Shuri a stack of tired memes'') Then you're gonna love these!\\
(''cue Shuri {{Squee}}ing over said memes'')

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* As soon as Pennywise shows up in the sewers, Georgie [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere straight up flees while screaming, "Stranger danger!"]]
** Even better: As an echo to "How Jurassic World Should Have Ended," Pennywise's reaction is "Aw, nuts!"

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* As soon as Pennywise shows up in HISHE's take on the sewers, Georgie film's opening scene:
-->'''Pennywise:''' Hiya, Georgie!
-->'''Georgie:'''
[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere straight up flees while screaming, "Stranger danger!"]]
** Even better: As an echo to "How Jurassic World Should Have Ended," Pennywise's reaction is "Aw, nuts!"
Stranger danger! STRANGER DANGER!!!!]]
-->'''Pennywise:''' [[CallBack Aw]] [[Film/JurassicWorld nuts!]]



-->'''Pennywise:''' [[MythologyGag I hate turtles.]]
* The fact that the OnceAnEpisode RunningGag of the phrase "But this is how it really should have ended..." appears here as "But this is how ''[[{{Pun}} IT]]'' really should have ended..."

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-->'''Pennywise:''' --->'''Pennywise:''' [[MythologyGag I hate turtles.]]
* The fact that the OnceAnEpisode RunningGag of the phrase "But this is how it really should have ended..." appears here as "But this is how ''[[{{Pun}} IT]]'' [[{{Pun}} IT]] really should have ended..."" It's almost a LampshadeHanging on the episode's title being identical to the channel's!

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* At the Neibolt House, Bill rallies the Losers to stick together. [[GilliganCut Cut to IT feasting on one of them (as Judith, the woman from the painting, no less) as Bill exasperatingly sighs, "I said we all stick together!"]]

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* At the Neibolt House, Bill rallies the Losers to stick together. [[GilliganCut Cut together:
-->'''Bill:''' I'm serious now. I don't want to turn around and see you guys running off by yourselves. Everyone sticks together to fight the crazy shape-shifting clown. Right?\\
'''Losers:''' Right!\\
'''Bill:''' Let's do this.\\
''(cut
to IT feasting on one of them (as Judith, the woman from Losers while posing as Judith the painting, no less) as Bill exasperatingly sighs, "I oil painting lady)''\\
'''Bill:''' I
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** Pennywise's glorious reactions to the Ninja Turtles beating him up:
-->'''Pennywise:''' [[MythologyGag I hate turtles.]]
* The fact that the OnceAnEpisode RunningGag of the phrase "But this is how it really should have ended..." appears here as "But this is how ''[[{{Pun}} IT]]'' really should have ended..."
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[[folder: How IT Should Have Ended]]
* As soon as Pennywise shows up in the sewers, Georgie [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere straight up flees while screaming, "Stranger danger!"]]
** Even better: As an echo to "How Jurassic World Should Have Ended," Pennywise's reaction is "Aw, nuts!"
* At the Neibolt House, Bill rallies the Losers to stick together. [[GilliganCut Cut to IT feasting on one of them (as Judith, the woman from the painting, no less) as Bill exasperatingly sighs, "I said we all stick together!"]]
* The increasingly ridiculous assortment of characters that attack Pennywise, from Batman to the Ninja Turtles to King Kong and ''even the freaking Ghostbusters, who end up trapping IT''.
* Eddie and Richie decide to investigate the "Not Scary At All" door. Cue them encountering [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike and Sulley]], with both parties screaming.
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* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when his last visit to the pub ended with Loki kicking him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]].

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* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when his last visit to the pub ended with Loki kicking him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]]. Now it's Loki himself who isn't there.
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* The Joker's bet: He thinks no one will die because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win. When Malekith and Stane point out that some of them did die (like [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Quicksilver]] and [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 Yondu]]), Joker corrects himself and says that the good guys mostly get away.
* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when the last time he was at the pub, Loki evicted him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]].

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* The Joker's first bet: He thinks no one will die because Zero. Because, as he claims, it's Marvel and, as he says, and the good guys always win. When Malekith Malekith, Stane, and Stane Ego point out that some of them did die (like [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Quicksilver]] and [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 Yondu]]), Joker corrects himself and says that the good guys mostly get away.
* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when the his last time he was at visit to the pub, pub ended with Loki evicted kicking him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]].
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* Voldemort lampshading Thanos' infamous reputation pre-Infinity War:

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* Voldemort lampshading Thanos' infamous reputation pre-Infinity War:pre-''Infinity War'':
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-->'''Zod:''' Oh that sounds cool! ({{Beat}}) I mean, boo! Heroes are so annoying!

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-->'''Zod:''' Oh that sounds cool! ({{Beat}}) ''[{{beat}}]'' I mean, boo! Heroes are so annoying!



-->'''Thanos:''' Well guys, it's finally my time. [gets up to leave] I'm off to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. You guys did indeed brought a smile to my face. ''[steps out for a bit before sticking his head back in]'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat I hope they remember you.]] ''[he finally leaves]''

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-->'''Thanos:''' Well guys, it's finally my time. [gets ''[gets up to leave] leave]'' I'm off to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. You guys did indeed brought a smile to my face. ''[steps out for a bit before sticking his head back in]'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat I hope they remember you.]] ''[he finally leaves]''
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-->"Here's to the one among us who [[OrcusOnHiThrone did absolutely nothing]] yet [[InformedAbility is being treated as the scariest villain ever!]]"

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-->"Here's to the one among us who [[OrcusOnHiThrone [[OrcusOnHisThrone did absolutely nothing]] yet [[InformedAbility is being treated as the scariest villain ever!]]"
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* Voldemort lampshading Thanos' infamous reputation pre-Infinity War:
-->"Here's to the one among us who [[OrcusOnHiThrone did absolutely nothing]] yet [[InformedAbility is being treated as the scariest villain ever!]]"
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--> '''Lex:''' You brought me here, just to kick me out? That's so...\\

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--> '''Lex:''' [[AllTheOtherReindeer You brought me here, just to kick me out? out?]] That's so...\\
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* The Joker's bet: He thinks no one will die because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win. When Malekith and Stane point out that some of them did die, Joker corrects himself and says that the good guys mostly get away.

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* The Joker's bet: He thinks no one will die because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win. When Malekith and Stane point out that some of them did die, die (like [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Quicksilver]] and [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 Yondu]]), Joker corrects himself and says that the good guys mostly get away.
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* The Joker's bet: NO ONE. Because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win.
* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when everyone evicted him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]].

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* The Joker's bet: NO ONE. Because He thinks no one will die because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win.
win. When Malekith and Stane point out that some of them did die, Joker corrects himself and says that the good guys mostly get away.
* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when everyone the last time he was at the pub, Loki evicted him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic]].



* After Yellowjacket bets on the support group: Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War Machine and Korg, Zod states that he won't be pleased if Groot dies. Cue dead silence from the other villains.

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* After Yellowjacket bets on the support group: Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War Machine and Korg, Zod states that [[EvenEvilHasStandards he won't be pleased if Groot dies.dies]]. Cue dead silence from the other villains.
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* After Yellowjacket bets on Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War Machine and Korg, Zod states that he won't be pleased if Groot dies. Cue dead silence from the other villains.

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* After Yellowjacket bets on the support group: Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War Machine and Korg, Zod states that he won't be pleased if Groot dies. Cue dead silence from the other villains.



* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/{{Captain Marvel|2019}} and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.

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* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who survives by shrinking between time and space and travels back in time to meet Film/{{Captain Marvel|2019}} and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.

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* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when everyone evicted him out for being too generic.

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* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when everyone evicted him out for [[GenericDoomsdayVillain being too generic.generic]].



-->'''Electro:''' No way, he can't get Spider-Man!
-->'''Vulture:''' What are you nuts? Oh yes he can!
-->'''Thanos:''' Oh yes I can!



-->'''Zod:''' Oh that sounds cool! ({{Beat}}) I mean, boo! Heroes are so annoying!



-->'''Joker:''' [[TemptingFate We're not in danger! Are we?]]

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-->'''Joker:''' [[TemptingFate We're not in danger! danger!]] [[OhCrap Are we?]]
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* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/CaptainMarvel2019 and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.

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* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/CaptainMarvel2019 Film/{{Captain Marvel|2019}} and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.

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[[folder: Villain Pub- The Dead Pool]]

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-->'''Deadpool:''' Did somebody say Deadpool?
-->'''Palpatine:''' Not you, Deadpool! It's an actual dead pool. Now get out of here!
-->'''Deadpool:''' You're gonna have a dead pool without the real Deadpool? Don't you know how profitable I am?
-->'''Palpatine:''' GetOut!
-->'''Deadpool:''' Eh, whatever. I'll see you later, [[Film/Deadpool2 Cable]].

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-->'''Deadpool:''' Did somebody say Deadpool?
-->'''Palpatine:'''
Deadpool?\\
'''Palpatine:'''
Not you, Deadpool! It's an actual dead pool. Now get out of here!
-->'''Deadpool:'''
here!\\
'''Deadpool:'''
You're gonna have a dead pool without the real Deadpool? Don't you know how profitable I am?
-->'''Palpatine:''' GetOut!
-->'''Deadpool:'''
am?\\
'''Palpatine:''' GetOut!\\
'''Deadpool:'''
Eh, whatever. I'll see you later, [[Film/Deadpool2 Cable]].



* Among the names listed on the dead pool is [[Film/SpidermanHomecoming Ned]].

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* Among the names listed on the dead pool is [[Film/SpidermanHomecoming Ned]].Ned from ''Film/SpiderManHomecoming''.



* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/CaptainMarvel and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.
* Apparently no one bet on Film/BlackPanther dying because according to Deadpool, it would be commercial-suicide.

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* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/CaptainMarvel Film/CaptainMarvel2019 and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.
* Apparently no one bet on Film/BlackPanther Film/{{Black Panther|2018}} dying because according to Deadpool, it would be commercial-suicide.



-->'''Thanos:''' Well guys, it's finally my time. (gets up to leave) I'm off to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. You guys did indeed brought a smile to my face. (steps out for a bit before sticking his head back in) [[ImpliedDeathThreat I hope they remember you.]] (he finally leaves)

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-->'''Thanos:''' Well guys, it's finally my time. (gets [gets up to leave) leave] I'm off to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. You guys did indeed brought a smile to my face. (steps ''[steps out for a bit before sticking his head back in) in]'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat I hope they remember you.]] (he ''[he finally leaves)leaves]''
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* Among the names listed on the dead pool is [[Film/SpidermanHomecoming Ned]].
* Voldemort bets on Iron Man (because he's like their dad and that would be really hard to watch), Doctor Strange (because he's got to have magic taken out of the picture), Hulk (because he's super strong), Hawkeye (because arrows are stupid, which everyone agrees with) and finally Spider-Man.
* Joker places his bets on Loki cheating death [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld again]] and killing Thanos, much to Thanos' chagrin.
-->'''Joker:''' I'm just saying, he's a trickster!
* Apocalypse betting on Wolverine, to the confusion of Palpatine.
* When Ultron bets on Scarlet Witch and Vision, Voldemort decides to try to change his vote, claiming he forgot that Vision has one of the Infinity Stones in his head.
* After Yellowjacket bets on Falcon, Ant-Man, Black Widow, Drax, War Machine and Korg, Zod states that he won't be pleased if Groot dies. Cue dead silence from the other villains.
-->'''Zod:''' What? [[BadassAdorable He's adorable!]]
* Palpatine bets on everyone dying except for Ant-Man who travels back in time to meet Film/CaptainMarvel and they team up to defeat Thanos in the fourth Avengers.
* Apparently no one bet on Film/BlackPanther dying because according to Deadpool, it would be commercial-suicide.
* The ending.
-->'''Thanos:''' Well guys, it's finally my time. (gets up to leave) I'm off to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. You guys did indeed brought a smile to my face. (steps out for a bit before sticking his head back in) [[ImpliedDeathThreat I hope they remember you.]] (he finally leaves)
-->'''Voldemort:''' [[GenreBlind What does that mean?]]
-->'''Joker:''' [[TemptingFate We're not in danger! Are we?]]
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* As soon as Palpatine mentions making a Dead Pool, Deadpool shows up:
-->'''Deadpool:''' Did somebody say Deadpool?
-->'''Palpatine:''' Not you, Deadpool! It's an actual dead pool. Now get out of here!
-->'''Deadpool:''' You're gonna have a dead pool without the real Deadpool? Don't you know how profitable I am?
-->'''Palpatine:''' GetOut!
-->'''Deadpool:''' Eh, whatever. I'll see you later, [[Film/Deadpool2 Cable]].
* The Joker's bet: NO ONE. Because it's Marvel and, as he says, the good guys always win.
* The sheer irony of [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld Malekith]] being at the pub when everyone evicted him out for being too generic.
* Red Skull's bet: [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill he wants to see Captain America die three times]].
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[[folder: How ''Thor: Ragnarok'' Should Have Ended]]
* [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Loki ditches the team at the last minute]], and recounts his exploits at the Villain Pub.
** When Loki reveals that he has the Tesseract, Thanos finally gets up and swipes it.
* Valkyrie shocks Hela with the [[StoryBreakerPower shock devices used to keep Thor in check.]]
* TheStinger: Thor makes a bad pun in regards to his name while drinking Doctor Strange's never-ending beer. Strange then empties the beer.
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[[folder: How ''The Last Jedi'' Should Have Ended]]
* In the beginning, BB-8 ''literally'' says "I have a bad feeling about this..." in ''robotic voice''.
* Chewie roasting and eating a porg. When he sees another porg giving him PuppyDogEyes, he takes a quick bite, and then offers the living porg a drumstick; [[BlackComedyCannibalism the porg immediately perks up]].
* Rey sees a vision of Kylo Ren shirtless... and using the bathroom, much to her disgust.
-->'''Rey:''' Oh my gosh!
-->'''Kylo:''' A little privacy please!
-->'''Rey:''' Eeww! [[BrainBleach The image is burned in my brain!]]
** The fact that Kylo is reading a newspaper called ''The Daily Jawa'', with the head story being "WHO'S DRINKING ALL THE MILK?"
** The icing on the cake: Snoke is busy chuckling, as if knowing he had scarred Rey for life.
* Rose decides that she and Finn should land in the grass and get on with their mission rather than [[TakeThat get sidetracked by freeing horses and being sympathetic to kids.]]
* Rey using the Force to ignite her saber and hack Kylo's hand off. Seems that the Skywalker tradition of getting hands hacked off has passed on to him.
* Obi-Wan's Force ghost appears to clarify he's Rey's grandpa. Cue Anakin's Force ghost reacting with joy:
--> '''Anakin:''' ''(gasp)'' YOU'RE A GRANDPA TOO?!\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' [[HereWeGoAgain Not this time, Anakin. Every. Time.]]
* Admiral Ackbar blasts through hyperspace to destroy the First Order fleet while exclaiming, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "IT'S!]] [[PreMortemOneLiner A!]] [[TakingYouWithMe TRAP!!!!!"]] after failing to get Hux to say it.
* After Rose "[[WhatAnIdiot saves]]" Finn, he complains that she ruined his heroic moment. Rose doesn't care at all, even as the First Order destroys their base. [[DontExplainTheJoke Which Finn's sacrifice would have prevented.]]
--> '''Rose:''' I saved you!\\
'''Finn:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What do you think]] ''[[HeroicSacrifice I]]'' [[DoubleStandard was trying to do?!]]
** Right afterwards, Poe is shocked by Finn and Rose's deaths, but Leia's reaction?
---> '''Leia:''' Finn and ''[[TakeThat who]]''?
* This exchange:
-->'''[[GrumpyOldMan Luke]]:''' What do you expect me to do!? [[TemptingFate That I should come out to fight the entire First Order with nothing but laser sword?]]\\
'''Rey:''' [[BluntYes Yes]], that's exactly what I thought was going to happen.\\
'''[[NotSoAboveItAll Luke]]:''' [''{{beat}}''] [[{{Touche}} Actually that does sound pretty awesome.]]
* Before leaving to help the Resistance, Luke decides to "get one for the road." As in, he takes a giant swig of a thala-siren's milk before whispering to it, "I'm gonna miss you the most."
** Following that, Luke and Rey Force-freeze the First Order's lasers before batting them back at them, and [[spoiler:Yoda finishes off Kylo with lightning.]]
** Kylo plays the part of a whiny fanboy and complains that Luke in particular never froze lasers before, to which an officer named Karl points out that Kylo himself did it in the last film so it's really not that much of a stretch.
* Admiral Ackbar's first act as acting commander is to explain their current plan and brief everyone on what their goal is. He assures everyone there is [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough no reason to panic or start a mutiny]], as [[PoorCommunicationKills they have a plan to survive]]. Poe gives a sigh of relief next to a glowering Holdo.
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[[folder: ''Star Wars'' – Best Picture Summary – Oscars 2018]]
* In a callback to the Harry Potter video, the cast of ''Star Wars'' raise it's complains about it's AwardSnub, this time with Luke and Kylo joining together to complain while Rey acts as the OnlySaneWoman.
* Luke rants that Last Jedi was critically acclaimed with 91% on Rotten Tomatoes only for Rey to point to [[CriticalDissonance the 48% audience score]]. Rey quickly hides a poster of ''Film/TheGreatestShowman'' when Luke states that the critics always show majority opinions.
* Luke stating that ''Film/TheShapeOfWater'' doesn't deserve an award because they too had an InterspeciesRomance between man and aquatic monster.
--> '''Luke:''' I love my milk sirens!\\
'''Rey:''' [[{{Squick}} Perhaps a little too much.]]
* Snoke[[spoiler:'s upper half]] is a Reylo shipper.
* Luke and Kylo finally hit the RageBreakingPoint when they learn about Hans Zimmer's nomination only to suddenly calm down when they agree ''Film/GetOut2017'' was a genuinely scary film.
--> '''Finn:''' Yeah, you're telling me.
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[[folder: How ''Justice League'' Should Have Ended]]
* The opening song, a parody of Sigrid's "Everybody Knows" which was used in the actual film, where the singers claim that [[TakeThat Steppenwolf blows]].
* When various kids film Superman (whose mouth is animated in such a way that mocks his UncannyValley mouth) they spew a HurricaneOfPuns. Mustache-themed ones.
--> '''Kid 1:''' Superman! I mustache you a question!\\
'''Kid 2:''' Or should you shave it for later?
* The RunningGag of Steppenwolf immediately getting attacked whenever he appears, more specifically being impaled by various weapons:
** In the first moment, he gets shot by the Amazons in the face.
---> '''Queen Hippolyta:''' Great job, everyone! This is exactly why we constantly train for battle!
** In the second, Batman orders Flash to stab him in the neck with Diana's sword with a variant of the "Save one person" speech from the actual film.
---> '''Flash:''' I know you guys are all ready to do battle, but I've actually never ''done'' battle!\\
'''Batman:''' Stab one. \\
'''Flash:''' What? \\
'''Batman:''' Stab one person. \\
'''Flash:''' What are you talking about? \\
'''Batman:''' To be more specific, stab ''that'' one, actually!
** In the third, Flash once again stabs Steppenwolf in the neck with Aquaman's trident.
* Diana attempts to recruit Cyborg into the Justice League, but he reveals that he's already in a team: the [[ComicBook/TeenTitans Teen]] [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Titans]].
** Followed by Beast Boy hitting on Diana. With the camera ''[[MaleGaze lingering on her ass]] and a saxophone in the background'' (mocking how the movie did actually linger on her ass).
---> '''Diana:''' My eyes are up here, guys!
* The final battle, where Batman has ''already brought Lois'' to help Superman. [[CallBack After all, Flash from the future said she was the key.]]
* The entire Super Cafe sequence:
** Batman calls out Flash for killing Steppenwolf in a clear ShoutOut to ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy''. Flash is sheepish about it, mentioning he thought [[TakeThat killing their villains]] [[SuperheroMovieVillainsDie is what the heroes do]].
** The Justice League call out Superman for ''not'' saying anything inspirational despite the film repeatedly [[InformedAttribute mentioning how he was such a paragon of hope]].
** Iron Man's cameo:
---> '''Aquaman:''' Is that what we did? \\
'''Iron Man:''' ''(zooms by outside)'' Not even close!\\
'''Batman:''' [[TakeThat Yeah, I think we rushed a team hero story with a seriously divided Superman origin arc]].
* Adam Warlock -- or rather, ''Martha.'' JUST Martha.
** As soon as Adam/Martha shows up, he deems himself "the slayer of franchises."
** Batman [[CallBack once again freaks out about Martha's name]]... before Martha destroys the cafe.
** Just this:
--> '''Adam Warlock/Martha:''' If you refuse to world-build, then you don't deserve a world at all!
** Batman has a rather intricate plot to take down Adam/Martha... but then Superman simply snaps his neck. Batman is horrified.
---> '''Batman:''' OH MY GOSH! Have we learned nothing?!
* TheStinger: When Lex Luthor is discussing creating his own League with Deathstroke, he's brought to the Villain Pub, but is immediately kicked out, since they just wanted him to know his LegionOfDoom idea wasn't original.
--> '''Lex:''' You brought me here, just to kick me out? That's so...\\
'''Palpatine:''' ''Evil?!'' HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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