History Funny / GoofTroop

* "Axed by Addition" has a scene where Pete, mistakenly thinking P.J. is really sick, realized he's a bad father and tells about all the things he did to P.J. to a man in the hospital from mundane to incredibly ridiculous. The man is visibly creeped out by all this. What makes this even funnier is that Pete [[FelonyMisdemeanor acts like the ridiculously mundane things are the most heinous crimes of all]].
-->'''Pete''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I even]] made him use a ''handkerchief''!

* In "Gymnauseum", Peg says seductively "See you at the finish line." Pete and Tan both say in unison "Alright" and then growl at each other.

* The interrogation scene in "Lethal Goofin'", particularly when Nail is made to identify Mr. Big by being forced to look at PJ shaking his butt.

-->'''Goofy''': 'Cause I was done cutting your hair!

* In "Cabana Fever," Peter is asleep only to wake up by Goofy touching him.
-->'''Peter''': What are you doing?!

-->'''Peter''': [beat] Why on earth would you be '''TRIMMING MY TOE NAILS?'''

-->'''PJ''': Let me count the ways. One: ''everything!'' That's it, I'm done!

* In the ChristmasEpisode, The two families are taking Refuge in a cave during a storm until suddenly a Bear shows up. Peg however walks up to him and tells him to buzz off and find his own cave to sleep in. Until PJ nervously walks up and tells her that they are in HIS cave.

* "From Air to Eternity" has this exchange:

*** "Pete's a swell kinda guy, once you get past his personality."

-->'''Pete''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I even]] made him use a ''handkerchief''!

*** "I'll tell you where I live, you can rob me, but I'll never, ever tell you where my next door neighbor Pete lives!"

* Even PJ manages to get one in "Great Egg-Spectations", when he spots the egg: "Wow! A giant albino M&M!"

* "Axed by Addition" has a scene where Pete, mistakenly thinking P.J. is really sick, realized he's a bad father and tells about all the things he did to P.J. to a man in the hospital from mundane to incredibly ridiculous. The man is visibly creeped out by all this.

* In the ChristmasEpisode, The two families are taking Refuge in a cave during a storm until suddenly a Bear shows up. Peg however walks up to him and tells him to buzz off and find his own cave to sleep in. Until PJ nervously walks up and tells her that they are in HIS cave.

-->'''Peg''':[[DeadpanSnarker ...the Titanic.]]

* In "And Baby Makes Three", when Peg imagines what she'd do if she had a rich enough for a commission on a mansion:

-->'''Max''' ''(to Goofy)'': He says he's sorry for being himself, pop!

** Pretty much every single line he has in "The Good, the Bad, and The Goofy."

* A scene from "Wrecks, Lies and Videotape" parodying ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'' where Goofy shows Pete that in the future, Max will take over his business, become a CorruptCorporateExecutive like him and treat Peg like a slave, paying her 3 cents an hour. Pete is outraged...''because that's one more cent then he usually pays his workers!''

* A scene from "Wrecks, Lies and Videotape" parodying ''AChristmasCarol'' where Goofy shows Pete that in the future, Max will take over his business, become a CorruptCorporateExecutive like him and treat Peg like a slave, paying her 3 cents an hour. Pete is outraged...''because that's one more cent then he usually pays his workers!''

* A scene from "Wrecks, Lies and Videotape" parodying ''AChristmasCarol'' where Goofy shows Pete that in the future, Max will take over his business, become a CorruptCorporateExecutive like him and treat Peg like a slave, paying her 3 cents an hour. Pete is outraged...''because that's one more cent that he usually pays his workers!''

* A scene parodying ''AChristmasCarol'' where Goofy shows Pete that in the future, Max will take over his business, become a CorruptCorporateExecutive like him and treat Peg like a slave, paying her 3 cents an hour. Pete is outraged...''because that's one more cent that he usually pays his workers!''

* In "The Incredible Bulk", Pete is annoyed that Goofy's eating all his food. Peg tells him there's fresh fruit in the crisper and he responds, "I want something that's ''bad'' for me."

* Pete trying to go on a diet by eating ''six'' powerbars in one sitting which Peg calls "snacking between snacks" and then when he is called out on this by Peg who tells him he should only eat one per meal, he responds: "Well, then you better get cooking. I've eaten a half dozen of these; that's six meals!"

** {{Lampshading}} GravityIsAHarshMistress in "All the Goof That's Fit to Print": [[CaptainObvious "This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for gravity."]]

* In "Goofin' Up the Social Ladder", Peg has difficulty squeezing her...ample...backside through a gate. She then says to "never underestimate the power of a woman who refuses to admit she needs to lose weight." She is then pursued by guard dogs and tries to escape through the same gate, only for her equally large Hartman Hips to get wedged in between the gate's bars, where the dogs bite her in the butt (ripping her skirt for even *more* fanservice)

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